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Oh, dear. I didn't think Bifur's chat with him would go well. He always means well, but something will go wrong. I remember him trying to give the talk to Bofur. I shudder at the memory. Bilbo looks angry and annoyed. He sits down with a growl of displeasure. I didn't even know Hobbits could growl.
He's got his arms wrapped so tightly around himself, I can't help but call out, "you'll break a rib, Master Baggins!"
"Well, I can assure you the Elves didn't do it!" He snaps.
Well. I wouldn't trust an Elf as far as they can throw me. His eyes are drooping.
"I'm sorry." He says. "I'm just annoyed with some people who keep telling me to stay away from the Elves."
Well, I can see why he would be annoyed. I trot over to him. "We're just trying to keep you safe, Bilbo."
"But there's no need!"
"You know what Thranduil did. He abandoned Thorin and Erebor at their time of need. They're not creatures to place your trust into."
"But I was always told not to trust Dwarves-"
Charming. How rude.
"-but you're all the most trustworthy people I've ever met."
That's nice. You can always trust a Hobbit to be polite, I've learnt.
"We just don't want you or Thorin to get hurt."
"Why would Thorin get hurt?"
Oh, buggery bollocks. I start edging away from him. "Err, I...ah."
"Master Bombur?"
Time for me to make a hasty retreat, I do believe. Runs.