The day was a warm day, a day that was destined to be filled with smiles, laughter, and happiness.
U kno excpt fur mikasa. She was fukin fumin aftuer she ovurherd Ern telin armin about his neW BOYFRIEND LEVI.
~this is the convursutin/ FLESHBAK~
Eren: A-armin, I guta tel u sumtin
Armin: Tf u wan im bout to get som Mutherfukin pizZA with annie
*Mikasa hears the name- Annie- and leans in by the door*
Eren: W-well u se hurr…ME AND LEVI R GOIN OUT NOW *blushy scholgurl*
Armin: eren…..das fukin grat so proud of u my homi k wel I hop u 2 ar happy tugehtur k by
Eren: *smiling lik idiut nd raly heppy*
*Mikasa covur hur motuh and gesps befur walkin awey*
~BACK TO PRESUNT (speakin of present I mean lik whos excitd fur chriSTMAS WOA)~
Mikasa walked in on eren who was playin on his phon jus doodle-diddlin-thingies. "eren we ned to talk lik – she lok at clok – nao". At first eren hesitutd but mikasa drag him by his shrit to the livin rum. "tf miksusuu ?" "ern, wel, how do I put this…Y U DATIN LEVI". Erne gasp at the suden reuctun. "cus..i LOV HIAM" mikasa fel ters swelin up in hur eys "oh ern..whER DID I GO RON WIT CHU". Eren is all mad and shit and pushes mikasa off him and leaves the house and get in car and drivs off to get a fukin slushi caus heY, WHY THE FUK NOT.
~Jean and Marco be chillin' and Big Berty's house with the other couple~
"do u guys wan som lik, idk tea or soemthin" bertult askd. "ye K" jean nd marco seyd. Bertult nod at dem and go to kitcun. Jen turn to marco, "ya kno, i lov ur cute ass (NOT ACTUALLY SPEAKING MARCO'S MARVELOUS BIG BUTT BUT LIKE, HE IS SAYING MARCO IS FUCKING ADORABLE) 'nd all but i feel like our sex is getin borin," marco almust cred caus he though jean was about to brek up wit him then he got ida. "jean com nao" marco seyd and got up and yankd jeans hand to the car and jeans like 'wutuvur kk ?' and they drov bak to Marcos plac
Bertult coms bak to the rom and he sees they fuckin left and he sets tea on tebble, "thes booty ass mothrfukurs" he seyd. Reinur com up behin him and cudled him from behin, "is okey my sugarcak – we can drink thers too dw Idk whatvur u wan tu do baby cake I lov u su much jesus bertult am I not obvius enuff Im rely hrony jus pls". bertult giguld 'nd carried reinur back to bed AND PUT THAT BITCH BACK TO SLEEP CAUSE BERTULT REALLY WANTED TO WATCH GLEE AND REINER WAS FUCKING INTERRUPTING HIM FROM HIS SHOW AND WELL – LETS JUST SAY BERTULT WASN'T FUCKING HAVING IT.
~pizza shop~
Anie lok up from hurr phon, "oh ur hurr finely"
"ye sury eren was jus telin me he's gey"
Anie pausd nd loked up at him, "who tf doesn't kno that"
"I kno ryt" armin agred and they got a pizza and went bak to anie's apartment.
Anie turned on tv and they chilled and ate pizza, talkin bout adoptin puppies and shit caus anie secretly fukin adores puppies and idk
~is nit tiem / at conies hus~
Sasha nokin on te fukin door lik its hurr hous – lik, shes been ther times befur but whatever she's fukin nokin loud as shit and the neighbors are jus like "shUT THE FUK UP PLS" and sasha lik "no".
Conie in he rom tryin out otufits caus acshuly he kinda wana be given atentun other then the fukin bread he'll be givin sasha and shit. He adjustd his shrit and he looks at mirror AND WOA WHERE THE FUCK DID SASHA COEM FROM SHES JUST STANDING BEHIND HIM CASULY.
"jfc sahsa r u srs wtf howd u get in hurr"
"telepurtin u dum fuk"
"shut te fuk up sesha cmon lesgo feed yo fat ass breads at olivv gurden"
Conie driv sasha to oliv garden and they only order bread caus its bomb as shit son like damn why isn't it illegal for being the bomb I really miss oliv garden bread I haven't been ther in lik yers
"mm delicus bred" sasha sey, eatin like, her 588nd bread.
"uh, ma'am 'nd sir" *workur ask*
"wut u wan elegant gui" sasha ask
"u eatin too much of our bred we gon hav to kik u out"
"r u srs rit nao but wer fukin payin u" conie agrud, and the man said that it was hella-money and conie jus handed him hella-money and the man gasp and is lik "k whatever eat ur fukin bred idc wow I can finaly start my new lif as a milunair, wait no, betur yet, a hella-air. Yeeee"
Sasha and conie jus sittin ther like, 'tf dat guy got problems or som shit"
~DROPPIN OF SASHA AT HUR HUSE~
"wow sasha how many fukin bred u ate ?"
"lik, 7, meyb 8 ?"
"sasha r u fukin srs"
"wut"
"k whutevur by"
"conie weit" conie turn bak and shrug like 'tf u gota say nao?'
"I raly had fun," she kis his cheK AND CONIE BLUSHIN LIK A MOTHERFUCKUR AND HE JUS STANDS THERE IN AWE AND SHIT AND EVEN WHEN SASHA GOES INSIDE HER HOUSE HE'S JUST FUCKING STANDING THERE LIKE DAMN SON GET IN THE FUCKING CAR IT'S THE END OF FALL YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOUR GONNA CATCH A FUCKING COLD YOU STUPID FUCK YOU DON'T EVEN GROW HAIR ANYWAY PLSU YOU AITN GOT FUR SO JUST FUCKIN GET IN THE C- he drov hom and slep thinkin bout sasha and bred.
Jean is jus sittin on the couch in te livin rom watchin Disney caus ther isn't anything good on. "wow this Disney movie is fukin terrible, MARCO LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT". Aftur marco didn't reply jean got a litl worried and walkd to their rom. And hoYL MOTHUR OF JESUS MARCO-YOU-KINKY-FUCK GOT A ROPE AND WELL, KINKY SHIT ON AND YANKS JEANS AND TIES HIS ASS DOWN WHILE BEIN GENTLE AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING SMUT RIT NAO SO UR SHIT OUT OF LUCK JUST IMAGIN IT BETTUR IN YER HEAD BUT ANywy.
"OH GOD MARCO"
"…no jean…"
"wut marco ?"
"sey freckld jesus pls it suits betur"
Jean givs him the 'r u fkn srs' fac then turns back arund AND MARCO IS JUS DOIN HIS JOB AS TOP AND JEAN IS JUST LIKE "ouh hoyl mother of FRECKLED JESUS" and marco is satifisd as fuk
and wel they cudled to slep aftur they finished frick frakin and wel slept but jean was lik, 'wel furget wut i seid i fukin lov this frekld fuk hoYL MUTHUR OF JESUS MY ASS HURTS' and marco cudl him and wow so cute fluf shit cudle wow
K das all for nao. Sorry for wel, everytin