Eren was jus openin his lockur when he herd mikasa gaspin or some shit (keep in mind his locker is close to the GIRLS bathroom). He walkd near the bathroom, and miaksa sounded lik she was fucking dying or something so he rushed in scremin "MIKASA"
Mikasa and annie were on the floor doing the hoe-down throw-down frick-frack snick-snack and they looked up at eren with a 'r u fkn srs' expresin. Eren stod in shock, hoyl fk theyre fukin wut do I do nao?!
"eren pls" mikasa said and eren was gone in the speed of lit. she turned back to annie and annie continued to wel – lesbian sex.
Eren was bein a little shit actin all 'trAMATIZED' even tho he sucks levi's dick like wow eren very subtle of u (idk what word came to mind other than subtle sorry idk ?). in clas armin and jean ntoicd this, jean was just like ? and armin noticd this and he turned around like "yo eren wtf u seem like levi jus brok up with you". Eren turned his hed to him, "oh dear god no and plus no caus me and levi are canon but if one of us fuckin dies I swear to god ill fuc-" "eren jus shut te fuk up nd tel me whut te fuk happened" "I saw mikasa and annie frick frackin" armin gasped nd laughed. "dis is no lauffin situatun armen" "eren pls is tuu funny," bell ring "k wel by" eren trudgd to his last class – LEVI'S CLASS – or English whatever floats ur boat.
Levi noticd erens weird ass expresin and aftur clas he askd "eren wut rong"
"wel uh … I don wana talk abut it…"
"eren grow som fukin bals nd tel me or I wil fukn tel jean how I pound yo as-"
"levi pls is jus mikasa an annie wer frick frakin"
Levi paused and erne looked up at levi, a bit confused why he wasn't speaking. "levi wut ?"
"r u fkn srs eren"
"wut"
"ur makin a big del abut ur sistur and her girlfren"
"k nd?"
"wel is weird how u say ur 'tramatuzd' by the gay even tho u are the gay"
Eren's eyes widened "holy fuckin ravioli ur rit"
"k wel stop bitchin and les go get som fukin dinur im fuckin starving do u know how hard it is too run this booty ass class these fuckin kids think they can do wutrvu-"
"levi pls"
"don 'levi pls' me u brat cmon I wan some mac nd ches nao"
"k rivaille" they walkd out of the school holdin hands – eren blushed as fuck caus wel, he's eren and levi didn't give a fuck but the whoel school didn't either caus everyone fukin knows an they don't even giv a fuck I mean seriously the whol school is gay as fuck I mean there jean and marco makin out and oh wow look reiner and bertholdt are fuckin in the bathroom And wow look the lesbians kissing and being cute together wow so much fucking gay its glorious.
K bye sorry for this.