Bluff
"It should have gone off and blown us up by now."
"Yes."
"It was a bluff wasn't it?"
"Seems like it"
Gregory fell right on his bum. Mole's eyes turned to stare at the Wretched Box of Misery And Trolling, as he decided to call it.
"Well… Uh, if there is nothing more in here we can do, we should be leaving then. Might make it home for dinner," Gregory chatted, trying to gain his composure. Mole hummed in an accepting manner. Gregory stood up still a bit shakily because of adrenaline and emotion rush. Mole grabbed the box and staggered up.
"You… what exactly are you planning to do with that thing?"
"I'm going to keep. I have an emotional bond with it now. It's the only thing that has ever made you admit that you love me."
Gregory shook his head in disbelief.
"First, I never said that I love you; that is all your imagination. Second, I really do not wish to see that God forsaken thing again in my whole life. Third, for God's sake Christophe, do not start creating bonds with inanimate objects, I don't want you to start naming sticks and pots with unique names.
"Too late, I already named it. Its name is Wretched Box of Misery And Trolling. Quite fitting, eh? Also, if you could stop referring to that cocksucking asshole so often?"
Gregory let out a frustrated moan and stomped away. Mole petted the box and said:
"Don't worry, he'll calm down soon."
"Don't talk to it like it understands you! It's ridiculous!"
"Not as ridiculous as you, refusing to admit that you love me."
Gregory frowned.
"So if I say that I love you, you'll leave the box?"
"Could be."
"Fine, I do love you. Now put that thing down, please!"
Mole gave him a crooked smile.
"I said could be, not that I would. It's nice that you finally came out of the closet."
Gregory gave out a frustrated yell.
"I told you it's the Wretched Box of Misery And Trolling."
Gregory hadn't ever hated an inanimate object in his life that much.
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