i fukn updat dis every dey at lik 3 am i swear to god i ned som fkn slep
~On a cold Monday morning, where not a sound was heard – ya kno, excep fur reiners booty-ass snorin~
*at da jeanmarco resident*
Marco wak up frist nd mak som brekfust. "jin-jin com get eg". Jean groan nd walk down halwey "wut if I don wan eg". "then I won giv u deez lumps anymoar". "marco shut te fuk up". Marco pout nd smak jean playfuly whil turnin on da radio to chrismus musec.
"marco wut te fuk r u listenen tu?" jean ask
"is christmus sungs u unculturned swine" marco seid and dancd arund da kitchun lik a fuck-tard.
"marco srsly pls" jean grund, and ate te res of his eg.
"cmon jean, get in te holiday spirit." Marco cherd, pullin jean into his arms and dancing wit him.
"wut fukn holiday spirit ?"
"its fukn christmus tim jean"
"when tf was it that, yesterday was lik – …
"…"
"eastur," jean finishd.
"wel is chirstmus nao. And by te wuy ymir be holdin' a christmus perty so we gon go idgaf wut u say" marco sey and get in te showur.
"o fuk" jean murmurd, checkin out dat ass in the crack of the bathroom door before marco shut it.
~at da cafe; jean pikin up some cofe fur his bun-bun and heself when he see ymur~
"ymur, I ned to talk tu u .. like ..." jean lok at clok, "now." ymir folow him to table nearbye.
"tf u wan kirschestesctin ?"
"why tf u throwin a chrustmus perty ?"
"it was christa's idea," ymir tok a sip of her cofe, "nd I ain gon let my sugarcake down."
"wow u guys are relly lesbian jfc," jean whispurd but ymir heard dat shit
"wow ur rely gey wit marco u fegget try me bitch" den ymir walk out.
~at annies apartment; mikasu vistin'~
"babe open dis fukn dor rit nao befur I kik it down misef" mikasa nock loud as shit on te door den annie open it.
"omfg mikasa stfu and get the fuk in alredy." Annie spat bak, openin da dor.
Mikasa shovd a santa-hat on annie's head.
"uh ? tf ?"
"get in ta holidey spirit befur I mak u" mikasa had an evil grin on her fac and annie sighd and adjsutd the hat.
~at da christmus party~
Fukn ymir decid to put mistletoe everywhere and Reinur and Bertolt were takin' advantage of that like hella. Jean walkd next to eren and der was mistletoe above dem, they cringd at each other and jean yankd marco and made out with him in front of eren and eren just made out with armin. O fk ya.
The christmus party was joly das it.
~bak at jeanmarco residun lik, 3 hours; end of purty~
"jean, befur u fal asleep I hav somthin to giv u 3" marco say and hand jean gift.
'o fk I ned to get him a gift too wow im a teribl persun' jean think a nd open present.
O fk it wus a ipod and jean was lik " o shit marco how u pay fur dis ?"
"wit my lov" marco sey nd peck jean on chek.
"wow dat was sappy as fuk but idgaf" and jean kisd him and dey cudld to slep.
~levi x eren residunt~
"heichou"
„wut u wan"
„open dis presunt i got chu"
"k" levi open present and its uh *insert good present here* and levi is lik inside 'omfg dis brat im gonna fuk him so hard – wait no, lets be cute anf fufuflyfulfy'
Levi hug eren and eren is jus like 'o fuk he showin afectin im gon tak as much as I can get' and the hug and kis by da fireplace and cudled and made pasionit lov by fireplace
~armin went to erwins hous lat at nit~
"hrey" Erwin let him in nd wel dey had a great time and they ended up kissing *LIKE, A CUTE FIRST KISS OR SOEMTHING NOT A FULL-ON MAKE OUT OR SOME SHIT* and armin was blushin real cute and Erwin was lik 'o fuk he so cute' and armin went home and they both fell asleep thinkin bout eachutuhur
~ymir nd Christa residunts~
Ymir nd christa exchang cute gifts nd wel, dey got rely pasionut and ymir was jus lik 'damn gurl im gona eat u out so fkn guud u gona be shakin' and dey fukd rely pasinutly anD WOW LOTS OF LOVE TONIT
~anie nd mikasa plac; actuly jus anie's apartment but whutuevur~
Mikasa was usprisd when anie gav her a present
"dis is beutfiul" mikasa say and puit on neckalac, dey kisd and cudled on couch watchin some shit like Supernatural (there favorit series tugethur)
~reinur nd bertolt plac~
"r-renur.."
„wut is et bertult ?"
„i gotchu somtin"
"wut es i-" REINUR WAS ETERNALY SCREMIN WHEN HE WALKD IN DA ROOM CAUS BERTOLT WAS LAYIN DURR WIT LINGURE SHIT ON AND HE WAS LIK 'O FK SO CUTE ND HOT WOA'
They frik frakd da end
Mery christmus/eve 3