~Levi's Apartment~

"aye fegget," levi shouted trying to get eresn attention – eren was in the room getting shit and stuff. While eren was away levi bought eren a Christmas-looking-lingere and was like 'omfg so cute and wow eren would look +A in this wow.' Eren walked in the living room to find levi feeling the softness of the lingere-thingy and he held back a gasp 'cause he knew what was gon' happen. Levi signaled him to sit on his lap and erne did so.

"wear dis eren"

"why heichou"

"'cus its my motherfukin birday ?"

"oh yeah, hahahaha I bet you got fucked over by the birthday/Christmas present thing when you were younger." Eren laughd.

"eren stfu or I will pound ur face into a fukn wal. Now put dis on." Eren blushd and took da outfit and walkd to the bathroom and put it on. He looked at himself in te mirur and posed for a minute until levi was like 'eren get out hurr nao'

Eren walkd in livin rom and levi's nose startd bledin.

"omfg u ned a napken ?" eren ask and throw tissue at heichoi

And heichioiuouoouiuiuouou was lik "no cmur erun". Eren then sat on levi's lap and levi was feelin up all ova and eren was just blushing like shit.

Levi slowly udnres his 'present' and was just admiring eren- not fucking him or anything but touching him gently all over and eren was like 'omfg'

Then they fukd, you can decide if it was passionate or just lust cause I don't really know but yea.

-In da middle of their fuck/making love-

Mikasa nockd hella fucking loud on the duur.

"omfg who da fuk is that ? gimie a sec my sugar honey pie," levi seyd and pulled a robe ovur himself and ansurd da duur.

"omfg wut do u want miaksa ?"

"I wan erun"

"gimie lik, a few hours-"

"but wer havin a celebrutuin at a resturunt wit frens"

"ill fukn driv him thur jus wer is it"

"levi pls"
"mikasa pls"

Levi and mikasa got really pissed at each other and drama-anime-challenge music started playing and the 2 squinted their eyes and then before the screen turned black for battle eren fucking interrupted it and walked up behind Levi; wearing his Christmas thing; and greeted Mikasa. Mikasa pushed levi out the way and her nose started bleeding at the sight of Eren being adorable in da outfit and Mikasa just left and seyd Levi better fucking bring him.

~DInur Purty- hostd by armin; including everyun~

Levi did eventualy bring eren, but levi stayd cus he was fukn hungary.

Armin scootd closur next to eren (Erwin sat next to armin on da othur side) and leand in "ahahahahaha levi gav u da d"

"stfu armin. I bet yo gona get som D from yo suga dady rit thur"
"he's my buyfren it ainT lik that u fegget. Eat yo shit or I wil kik u out"

"k" eren gigld and ate his stek.

"mm delicus" sasha sey, undurnet te tuble she was secretly holing conies hand – BErtholdt nd reinur and jean and marco were doing the same fucking thing

Mikasa was jus chillin' eatin her potatoes (mashed) and then annie fucking grips her chins and smooches her and points up and there was mistletoe thuuurr and they gigld and wow so cute.

Den bertholdt decid to put fukn mistletoe ovur armin nd Erwin (bertholdt and armin are guud frends) and armin is fukn blushin nd shit nd Erwin just pecks him on the cheek but armin is still blushing like a virgin.

Everyun had a grat tim.

(r u prepurd fur new yurs ? )