~Annie is turning 18; birthday purty)~
Mikasa textd anie
From Mik-a-su:
Hrey bab-o . r u excitd fur ur birdey comin up ?
From Anie-cake:
Not realy
From Mik-a-su:
Why tu fuk nut
From: Anie-cake
Is not rely special ..
From: Mik-a-su
But ur turnin 18 ? lol u might even grow an inch short-stuff
-Anie doesn't reply for like, 5 minutes-
From: Mik-a-su
Cmon babe I was only kidin don be buthurt
From: Anie-cake
Omfg Mikasa stfu. Anyway I gotta do shit for it. Like cake or something
From: Mik-a-su
Wtf anie. Sit the hecky down and relax, I will do dis fur u. we will
From: Anie-cake
K but don't fucking get strawberry cake. That shit is gross. Get like, ice cream cake or something. Omfg can u bring me a mc-flurry omfg
From: Mik-a-su
You sound pregnant but if I stop by I might
From: Anie-cake
Bitch wut u mean 'might'
From: Mik-a-su
3
Anie gruntd and clickd off her phone screen, returning to look at cute dogs on her laptop scrun.
Bertholdt call up annie.
Annie answer with a, "Helu?"
"Hey short-y pie,"
Annie was bout to fucking end the call when Bertholdt quickly apologized and then continued. "Are you excited?"
"No."
"You should be."
"No."
"annie I have a bomb ass present for u"
"iight homie G. (G = Giant)"
They just talked about politics or some shit and Annie went for a nap.
There was a loud ass nock on the door, interrupting her nap. She rubbed her eyes and opened the door, "omfg mikasa tysm bby" and annie snatched the mcflurry out of Mikasa's hands. Mikasa eyed the laptop (still on the dog website) and Mikasa got a bomb ass idea.
"is in 2 deys rit ?" Mikasa ask. "ye" annie nod, snuggling Mikasa as they sat on da couch eating fucking fries.
~Eren and Armin residunts~
"omfg erun"
"wut armen"
"is anie burdey is 2 deys"
"nd?"
"wel I wuntd to get hur somthin"
"omfg armen wana kno a scerut"
"I knew anie in da furst grad and she was obsessed with dolphins"
"omfg eren r u srs"
"hella"
"k wut shuld I get hurr tho"
"dolphin pillow or-"
"I KNOW ~ ill get hurr a dolfin"
"armin don't be a fukn fegget"
"k."
"btw armen how r things goin wit Erwin"
"grate acshuly. Kinda hurny tbh"
"omfg lol. He's gonna destroy u"
"lol wut ? eren ?"
"he's fukn 20x the size of you. Ur anus gona get destruyd."
"omfg ur rit….im scurd nao"
"donut wory armen- is okey"
"….k" but dur was fear in armen's voic … he knew wut was gon happen aftur a whil of their relationship and armen wasn't sure if he was ready fo that … o fk he cringed even thinkin bout how big da dik wus "omfg"..
~at sture~
Armin searched through different variations of 'dolphin' themed items.
"o lok, a fukn dolphin mask, a fukn dolphin shoe-set, a fukn dolhpei barbie, omfg thur it es"
Armin walkd up to dolphin pillow (+blanket) and snatched that shit before the kid next to him rgabbed it. Armin gave him the midel fingur and the kid cried an ran awey. Marco watchd from the next isle; hiding his face slightly. Jean yankd him back and askd him how dis jaket lok him, "is good jin-jin" marco seyd and lokd back. Jean yandk him bak again and marco was like "wtf ?" and jean was like "y u lokin at him" and marco smirkd cus jean was jealus. "cus he's so cute" marco seyd, makin his bf jelus af. Jean was gona go insult armen but marco grabed him and gigld nd they mad out dur.
~the dey of anie-birday/ theyre celebratin it at Annie's apartment~
'Don't make a fuckn mess feggets' a sign seyd in the doorway.
Mikasa giggled at it and carried in her present, leaving it in the closet and leaving the top open so the 'present' could breathe.
Hella people came – ymir brought soda and shit, christa carried in presents.
Armin and eren came with mikasa, holding presents.
Bertholdt and reiner hugged annie and set their presents on the kitchen counter wit da rest of them.
Connie and sasha got a present for her and set it on the countur tuu.
Mina, annie's friend, came too and put that present on da table. Even annie's bitchy friend from 5th grade, Hitch (the bitch in Military Police; I fucken hate her) came.
They all sat on the big ass comfty sofas Annie had (theyre white and shit) and there was one small space next to jean and marco. Hitch sat next to Jean and leaned on him a bit, making conversation. Marco wasn't watching much so he was just talkin' to bertholdt about blueberes or some shit. Annie suggested they all eat the fucking cake cause she was getting fuckn hungary.
Annie cut the cake and everyone was cheering and all, while they were all involvd in that – fukn bitch-face Hitch took Jean's hand and they wer on da porch.
"omfg hitch I wan som cakey y tf we out hurr L?" jean groand.
Hitch leand in, kisin jean and jean backd up lik 'OH FUK I HAS A RELLY HOT BF BACK DA FUK UP' he gently pushd her back and walkd bak in.
Jean yankd marco's arm –eanrign sasha and connies attention; who were giglin –and snuggld his hed in marco's shouldur.
"jean u wan som cak-ey?" "ye kinda" marco fed jean cakey.
~presunt tiem~
"omfg anie open dis" connie rush and throw presunt in annie face. "oops lol" sasha murmur.
In da present was lik, a gift card for $20 to McFlurrys and annie was like "lol woa ty omfg" and inside she was like 'omg yuuus all te fukn mcflurys I wan'
Hitch's presunt was opened next, it was a collecutin of hella books and annie actuly likd it and hitch was lik "I got dem cus dey wer ur favurit in 5th grad" "kstfu hitch" 5th grade was a painful expirenc for annie …
Ymir and christa present wus a blanket and 10$ and doctor who cd's.
Reinur and buttholdts presunt wus a fukn big box of thingies-annie-liked (idk u can think of it urself ?)
Armin and eren's present was more money and the dolphin blanket and annie fukn huggd it and was like "ofmg"
Den mikasu brought out her present and handed it to annie wit a smile and annie was like 'what dis bitch fuk me ovur wit dis ti-" She open presunt and a fucking puppy is in there and annie is just sitting there lik 'YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS OMFG SO CUTE OMFG' and she named it "Shelbey" and omfg "best birday evur".
After party was over and everyone was leaving, mikasa was lastone to leave but s he hugged annie before she left and annie made out wit her so gratefuly and mikasa giggld like 'cya tumurw love' and annie was just like omfg.
She fukn snugled that pet to bed wit hur new pet.