~Ymir & Christa Residuns~

Ymir and chirsta sat on te livin rom flur, with a big ass bowl of popcorn. They slept the entire fucking day cause they didn't hav anytin to do so they just slept. Now it wus fukn 1:34am and they wer watchin Mean Girls. Christa had always wantd to re-watc at but she nevur had a cd so when sasha lended hur at she was 'aw yis.' Ymir was lik "but I kinda don wana watch thet .." and christa looked at hur strait in tee y and seyd, "u gon sit te fuk down at watc this or I'll fukn leve u an tak our hamster Stuffel" and ymir was liek, "o shet k."

Christa sat in front of ymir while ymir was running her hands through the blonde's soft fukn hurr (hair) like 'omfg soFYT'.

Halfway through te movi ymir was lik 'o dam dis aint dat bad'. Acshuly they enjoyd te movi perty wel, and aftur they kinda mad out after ymir likd butter of off christa's cheek.

It wus nao …3. …um…uh…yus 3 am –nd ymir sugestd to get slushies at da nerest 7 elevun. Christa was lik 'aw yis okii' and dey got in te car, zipin up dur jakets.

In da car rid christa fukn blastd dat shit and they wer singing BET ON IT and Girls just wanNA HAVE FUN

They got to te stur and mad slushis. When dey got bak in da car with their slushis and mini-brownies christa was lik "omfg is grat idea I hav – we hav no milk … or popturts, lesgo to te stur rit nao an get som" and ymir was all lik, "aw yis dat sunds grate."

They wer in te stor fukn foolin' arund and shet and christa got in a cart and ymir was pushing her around isle's 'cause they were like one of the only people ther and omg so much fun at 3 am wow. And they also bought fukn milk, popturts, and a big ass buket of ice crum.

Fukn christa started openin da ice crum in da car and ymir was lik "yo don get dat on te set" and they get home and fukn their home was hot as sit cause they always kept ta hetur on cus is cold outsid. They got nekkid excep fur their bras and undurwur and fukn ate ice cream while watching the notebook and they wer fukn cryin and hugging each other caus the movie and they somehow finishd the big ass buket of ice cryum.

It was alredy fukn morning, 5 am, and te sun was comin up. Christa lokd out da window and was lik "lol o shet." But when she turnd bak fukn ymir was asleep on da floor and christa was lik 'aw how cute' and kisd her furhed and wigld undur ymirs arms and they fel asleep.

It was … 2 pm and ymir wok up first. She lokd down at her cute gurlfrend but she was shiverin and ymir was lik "o fuk when did te heatur turn oaff ?" and she got a blanket and put it ovur her snuggle-wuggle bunny-pie and smild at christa's cuteness. Ymir fukn threw away the ice cream and shti cus they left it out and she didn't even bother to put on clothes cus she turnd the heatur bak on.

Ymir was cookin uh … spam or something ? and was just didly-doodlin' with the pot and she felt arms embrace around her waist and turned her head to see christa hugging her from behind and sayin "wow dat smel guud homie" and ymir turned and hugd her and bent odwn and kisd her and lifted her on the nearby counter to watch. Christa helped ymir cook that shit and it-kinda-takes-a-while-to-cook so it was done in like 2 hours and they still haven't put on their fucking cloths and they sat down and ate it on the kitchen table rather than sitting cause they really didn't give a shit.

They fukn cudled in bed watching "chopped" on the food network and fell asleep at lik 11pm or somthin.

~da nex dey~

Christa wok up brit and eurlie and tok a showur and put on this nifty little sweater/tights/scarfy winter cute outfit with boots and wow. Ymir rubd her eyes and cald out christas nam and christa was lik "YO" and ymir tok a showur and dresd and saw christa diddly-doodly workin at da kitchen tebl with her book and pepur.

"hrey, watcha doin' ?" ymir askd, leanin ovur on te table. "is armens birday nex week (NOT ACTUALLY CANON BIRTHDAYS IM JUST DOING WHAT I WANT SO YE)" christa murmurd and ymir noded her hed.

Christa nd armin are guud frends.

"wut do u think I should get him ?" chrisuta askd

"he liks boks rit ? or te ocun?"

"I duno. Aw shet." Christa facplamd nd sighd of frustratun. Armin was her homie and she couldn't even tink of a fukn present – grat fukn job christa.

Ymir hugd the top of hur hed "dw my sugarpie we wil think of sumtin"

"kk thanks" and ymir was lik 'yo np' and went on her laptop to play The Sims.

~whil playin te sims~

"omfg can u even walk any fuster?"

"aahahalol im gona mak dem frick frack"

"aw yis promotion"

"r u srs why is this dorm on fier what fukn idiot did dis – r u srs Martha ?"

"wow gurl u gona be lesbin cus dis sim is fine af yo go introduce yosef"

"wak te fuk up" "stop slepin in clas u fukn idiot dis is why ur failing"

"aw fuk nugets we gon di"

"aw theyr getin merrid :') im such a proud muthur"

"aw yis we hav a baby boi"

"don't fukn hit peepl Johnny Junior. Das nut nic"

"r u srs johny ?"

"omfg johnny got ran ovur, aw shit ar we gona have to pay the hospital for this omfg wow johnny grat fukn job"

"wel uh … johny ded ._. "

"aw fuk k wel to get ovur this Shanel (ymirs sim name) u gon tak a swim in a da pool whil ur waifu goes to get a fukn jbo cus shes a lazy hobo"

"omfg wtf why do I hear the grim repur"

"omFG I LEFT HER I NTHE POOL WITHOUT A LADDER AW FUK"

"*sheds ter* I caunt beliv she ded … lol kinda funy tho lol"

"aw lok Waifu died of old ag. Haha lol."

"k wel il pley tomorw im emotinaly sad cus my sims fukn ded on me"

"aw yis tim to mak anothru sim … u gon be cald … Shinji, ur talents include – bein a fegget and not getting in the fukn robot … plus ur gay and lik Kaworu …. Mhm yes that shall be u"

"omfg shinji get the fuk to clas I don't fukn car if the fire is makin you worid jus fukn go."

"why tf wont these botoy ass motherfukers move from the dorowAY UM HELO IM TRYNA GET TO CLASS HERE"

"shinji wtf don't slep in clas. Tak ur fukn nots"

"wow shinji ur atratcd to dat old lade…wel dam im gona edit them to lok like kaworu"
"aw yis shinji go talk to kaworu"

"aw yis theyre getin merid"
"aw yis"

Christa then walkd in and told ymir is she wantd to come with her downtown to see if she could think of any gifts to get Armin and ymir was lik "oaky" and went with her.

They held hands thur and aw wel Christa stil hasn't thougt of a gift but she did fil out an apilicutun fur a job at Dennys.

~das all fur nao; see u next wutur tiem~