~jean tak marco on cut dat to movi~
"omfg bab r u redy yet jesus fukn chrust iv ben waiten lik … 3 minuts nao" jean complanud.
"omfg bab stfu im goin'" marco sey nd walk out rom and jean is lik 'u lookin' fin' and marco is like 'ya thanx u too' and dey get in cur and driv to movi.
"wut movie es it" "avungurs" "…K" "omfg marco dis is my song turn dis shit up"
Dey got to te movis and jean seyd befur dey walkd in, "k did u rembur to put our snaks in ur purse".
Marco scowuld at hiam, "is not purse – is satch-"
"don't fukn start dat shit marco cmon alrudy"
Dey movi startd and fukn jean was goin' to town on the gumy bears and marco was lik 'omfg u fat ass' and jean was lik 'tf ? ders lik 7 more pakets in ur purse'.
Marco slipd his hand into jens in te middle of te movi and jean wus blushi-blushu and movd da drink-holdur bak and cudled into his Marcnarc. Aw yis.
When da movi ovur dey wer sayin it wudnt bad and ate the rest of dur fukn gumi burs.
When dey got hom they didn't raly do anytin but sit on their bed and pley double-scurn mincrauft cus they wer borud and marco found a pink shep and fukn kept it and namd it billy-bob-junior and it matd wit a gren shep and they namd dat kid Simun.
"omfg marco did u lev da duur open a fukn crepur is gon be in dur" "jen- I swur to gud I didunt" "ur fukn lyin tel me dis open door is closd. Sey it to my fac fukur"
They went to slep aftur and hour of pleyin dat.
Marco wok up first nd was shakin' sleeply-jean and was lik "omfg bab get te fuk up"
"gimi lik – 10 moar minus"
"no"
"marco u srs?"
"im vury srs bab"
"omfg cmon" marco carid him to shower and jean fukn sat down in te tub wit his eyes closd and marco fukn sat him on marco (lik, jean was on marco lap). Jean was awak nao and he had bonur, he fukn touchd marco ding-bat and dey frick frackd slowly in te bathtub and omfg yus.
They got redy and fukn … mad food and ate dat shit. Jean seyd he wuntd to go downtown fur no raisin at all cus he wantd to fukn jus walk arund ther and go to te rolurcustur and marco seyd "kk lesgo" and dey went downtown.
Is … 9pm and is nit on te downtown. Jean and marco went to a nearby dennys to ate fuud and fukn thy ewer walkin to their cur. In te cur jean fukn was tired and sat on marcos lap and marco was lik "omfg bab get of I wana go hom" and jean was lik "no" and marco set him down on te pasungurs set andjean was asleep.
Marco carid him princes-styl to te rom and they slep but marco first tok a big shet and then went to bed.
Nex mronin marco wus lik "k wel im gon hav slepuvur at armen hus" and jean wus lik "k I gota work anyway"
~afturnun~
Marco went to armen hous and armen was lik"oh hrey" and armin was lik "yo com en"
"omfg so gues wut"
"wut armun"
"I think im gon dres al sexee fur erwun"
"o raly ?"
"ye. Erens lent me some lingere-thingy he has and im gon wer it fur hiam"
"omfg can u show me it"
"ya" armen seyd and transformd into outfit
"omfg thas so fetch"
"omfg marco stop tryna make fetch happen"
Marco go :/
Da rest of da nit they talk about their boyfrens and their firs kis and befur they fel asleep marco seyd "hey armen ur burday is comin up rit ?" "ya" "kk gud nit" "gud nit freckld jesas"
School wus comin bak in 5 deys und everyon cald it bs but they wer like "fin kk". Jean acshuly advncd and got a D in mrs. Petra's clas and wus lik "omfg yus". Even tho it wus a whil to go, berthodlt was on te edge of cryin when he thought about colug.
Wut if me 'nd my bunbun get supurtud? Berthodlt held reinur clos and tit dat nit and rienur was lik "was rong bab" "nutin bab" "cmon berthuldt I kno yu betur than that" "omfg fine I don wana be seruprutd from u when we go to colug" "bab is okey we'll work tings out" reinru wip ter off of bertholdt facs and kisd him and cudled him to slep.
Anie fukn bought brownis fur mikasa and hur but miaksa seid she was on a diet so anie fukn ate them al. mikasas birday was in anthur mont and annie wasn't sur wut to get hurr. Hmmm 'wut does my GURL LIK ? idk ?' annie was lik 'aw shet' and fukn slept thinkin bout wut she gon get hurr.
Conie text sushuii
From: Connie
Hrey
From: Sasha-Sushii-McLuvin
Hrey gues wut
From: Connie
? ?
From: Sasha
I got misef a new dog
From: Connie
Was nam ?
From: Sasha
Idk das why I txt u
From: Connie
Actualy I textd u fir-
From: Sasha
Stfu conie I jus want u to name te dog
From: Connie
hmMMMM
Connie thought long and hard about the question.
From: Connie
Nam him Rupert
From: Sasha
Best nam ever thanks Babe ^-^
Connie blushed when he saw ten am Babe, but thought- my name aint babe ? Than Jesus was in his head and was like, "OMG CONNIE U FUKN IDIOT SHES CALLING U HER BOYFREN OR A NICKNAM FUR U" and connie was "o lol k ty jesus" jesus gav him a thumbs up an seyd "np bro" and went back to heaven to clean God's bathroom 'cause Jesus was being a rebellious teen and said 'no' and left heaven and figured his dad would ground him from seeing booty-licious bitches at L.A. so he went back to clean the bathroom.
From Connie:
Jen r u excitd fur scol
From: Horseface
Tf no y u askin
From: Connie
Wel excus me fegget jus tryna mak conversutin hurr
From: Horseface
Conie u fukn idiut
From: Connie
hav a nic dey fagatron
From: Horseface
suk my hrose dik
From: Connie
not intrestd but i think marco is
From: Horseface
wat the hecky