in a situation where armin makes marco think about life dramatically - happy new yurs. omfg i just had a beer and im kinda tipsy so omfg whutevur

maroc went to armuns hous fur anthur slepovur perty includin them and armun's dog Spock.
"omfg hey maroc comun is cold outsid" armun seid but it was kinda warm and it was 8pm
"kk so armun did u dres sexy fur ur erwun ?" maroc ask, adjusten his slepin beg and getin comfoty undur the warm blanket
"no not yet, but soon, im sur of et *looks at author*, but enywey, when you an jen get merid cun i be ur bes-men ?"
marco stopd brethun when armin seid 'merid', are me an jen acshuly gon get merid ? theyv known eachuthur fur lik, 4 yurs nao, und theyv been datin fur lik - 2yeurs and 7ve munths. but marco wasunt sur he was redy to purpos jus ye-
"omfg marco - eart tu maroc" marco lokd up at armin who was raising his hands everywhar nd shit
"o ya, wel uh, yasur u can as long as u dont fuck my boyfrend or kis him agin lololol" marco gigld, and armin was fak-lauffin and nervous cus one tiem (lik in te first chaptur i think) armin had basicaly startd makin out wit jean and marco found dem. dey wer eble to reunit der frenship after sayin "lol sorry" "lol is k me and jen jus fukd and it was pasunit by te lake and omfg"
later on, when it wus lik, 9, armin put on a movi fur dem to watch and was zoning out thinkin about howd and when he wuld dres al sexii fur erwun
he had borrowed a lingere from reinur after reniur showd armin his closet of sexy-stuff-for-him-and-bertholdt-to-wear and armin wus lik "wel i tak this very smal on" and it fit him perfuctly - litel did he kno reinur wus kinda planin to hav a treesom wit armin nd berthult. te lingur-outfet wus a thin black outfit, he tred it on earlur and it fit him perfuctlee, and was rit abov his penus- te dres also cam wi tmatchin thong so armin was lik "kk cool" . he was a bit nervus cus tis weekund erwin had the weekend off cus holiday-parties at Gunthur's house on friday (den erwin had saturdey nd sunday to heself - but armin wus planin to wear te sexi and hav their first frik frak.
"omfg armun r u okey ur swetun- i mean, i kno dis movi is intens and all but -"
"maroc im fin, i jus thought i left te ovun on"
"lolk"
te res of te nit, they watchd fast a nd furious till they fell asleep (at lik - 1am)
~te nex dey; jeanmarco resudenc~
"marco u okey ? uv been uh, aktin werd .." jean comuntd while him and marco while they wer watchin Real Housewives of Orange County- one of der favorit shuws
"uh-uhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhuhuhuuhuhu ye bab im fin - ya kno wuts fin too ?"
"marco i hav no tim fur ur coments on my lovely fit ass, but marco ur ass is way betur anywey, cmur bab i raly wana mak out"
"aw ur too cut jen" marco sey and cudld jean is his arms and dey med out whil somewut watchin te episod
-6pm-
"bab wak up" "baaaabb" "bab cmun wak up pls" "marco cmun im hungary - not th ecountrey but lik, im hungry bab pls" "mak marcorunrnrnnrnrrnurni and ches" "i won let u touch me fur a wek" "omfg marco why u gotta be such a heavy slupu-"
"oMFG JEN STFU PLS"
"o guud ur awek"
"omfg wut do u wan babe i was jus havin te bes nap of mi lif"
"marco cmon pls," jean groaned, snugglin intu marcos ches, "mak som mac und ches"
"do we even hav mac und ches?"
"can u go to te stur an buy som mac and ches? pls"
"omfg jean there are kids in afruca wit no mac und ches"
"bUT WE ARENT KIDS IN AFRICA MAROC" marco squint at him then sighed, "fine" and got his keys. he gav jean a smal kis and gropd his (jeans) ass before walkin out te duur to his cur.

~at stur~
"hmmMMMMMMMM...hMMMMMMMMMMMM, wehur is te mac nd ches?" marco whispurd to himsef, den herd converusutin on te isle nex to him. he turnd his hed to see armin and erwin pickin out yogurts and talkin about how this yogurt flavur is betur than THIS yougurt flavur
"omfg erwun who tf gets grap flavurd yogurt ?" armin complund. "i get grap flavurd yogurt u fegget" "erwun pls" "armun pls" "cant we jus get lik - peach or someten" "omfg armun do u even hav ur priortiies strait ? peach is gros" "omfg i aint gon suk ur dik when te tim coms" armin crosd his arms and turnd awey. erwin poutd, "fin, wut about bluebere ?" armin smild and grabd a shit-ton of bluebere yogurts and shovd them in the cart harshly like fuck armin ur gonna break the fuckn platic can its in fuck armun calm ur shit do u wana fukn not get some bluebere yogurt ?
marco gigld at them and continued to serch for mac and ches.

~bak at da marcnarc and jin-jin resudunc~
"bab i gotchu mac and ches" jean no ansur
"jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn? jen u oki ?" den marco got wored und went to serch fur his sugarplum
he pushd opend te bedrom duur and jean stood their with blushies of embarasment on his fac, marco lokd down at wut jean was wearin and omfg jean was wearin a yellow lingere outfit wit un-cookd macaroni glud on it.
"..." "..." they wer silent fur lik, a few moments then marco leand on te door fram and wus lik "ya kno u lok kinda sexii" and jean blushd hurudur "u think so ?" "ya. wel bab im gona mak dis mac and ches, keep dat outfit on ;) " jean blushd as marco walkd out te rom to te kitchun.

after eating awkwardly- marco staring at jean in his sexy outfit and jean occasionally saying 'bab pls im tryna eat in peace' but marco still looked at him.

den aftur marco fukin yankd jean to the bed and felt up on that bitch makin jean shuddur and shit and marco smakd his butt and made it all red and they fukd.

when dey wer after-cuddlen they wer lik "marco ilysm" "jean ilysm too" kiss-kiss and dey went to slep.

~te nex mornin marco go to cofe shop and see ymir thar~

"omfg ymir"

"wut"

"should i propose to jean"

"lol not yet but later on - u 2 are cute"

"omfg thanks gurl u rally know me"

"stfu marco"

"lolk bye"

that night marco had discovered jeans love to wear lingere and shit and marco was just like "Lol jean your so cute" and jean took that as accpetance and marco was like "hecky yea"

armin was sitll thinkin nervously bout how this weekund would go ;)))))))