In a situation where annie doesn't fuckn wana hangout with an old frend but mikasa aint havin dat negativity shit

'omfg I cant beliv she do dis to me, so fukn cold' annie thot, acshuly it wasn't even that cold – annie just didn't wanna be out-fucking-sid waitin fur the car cus Mikasa/eren/armin where going to a restaurant 'cus eren was lik "AYYYYY" and armin was lik "AYYYY" and Mikasa calld them dumbfucks and drivd there.

Annie saw te car around te curnur pul up den driv in front of her. Te pasungurs windows opend and in the drivers seat was Annie's old friend – Mina. They hadn't saw eachuthur at da party, well kinda, but they were already leaving. Mina had hit her up like "ayy" and suggested to hangout and annie was like "no" but mikasa made her cause she thought itd be good for her, ya kno.

"hrey" Mina greeted wit a smil, unlokin te car door. Anie got a grip on it and slid into the seat, slouching back a litel.

"so wer we goin agin" anie askd, den turnd on te radio.

"idk – lik mcdonalds or sometin idgaf" then mina started mouthing 'whEN YOURE READY COEM AND GET IT NANANANANANANNANANANDSNSADUHBDSFJLHDSFDSFJHJHBEDSHIUDSPEPHIRGERGPURWGAHIURWGA'

Annie noded like 'iight son I could go for a mcFlurry'

~McDuneld~

"so lik – my mom is thinkin' of moving back here" Mina smild and drank moar of her drank.

"o rely ?" anie sey

"ya, plus I might even go bak to ur school J"

"o das cool, how was it lik when u movd to Sina ?" anie askd

"o it was pretty cool, a lot of the people were rich faggets but it was fun- I had a homie there plus I frick frakd"

"oh wow im suprisd. U wer such a pussy"

"lolye"

"wut wus ur first tim leik"

"wel I didn't hav dek in me"

"o so u lesbun"

"ya kinda"

"das cool"

"ya…so I herd u datin reinur … or was it berthult ? hm "

"o no, I aint datin niethur of dem. Achsuly they datin eachother"

"no wonder I saw dem makin out in a car after the new yurs party. I thought they were jus drunk or somtin"

"lolololol."

"so who u datin"

"wat"

"o marco told me u wer datin summon"

"o- O I furgot u wer marco's sistur lol. Did u guys keep in touch a lot?"

"yea achsuly, ya kno lol, hes kinda an overproctectiv bruthur."

"das so cute omfg" annie gigld. she fukn gigld. 'she so adurbl omfg' mina thot.

"im datin Mikasuuuuuu"

"o sinc when ? I thought u guy spracticaly hatd eachothur when u were kids."

"lolyea she only hated me 'cus I picked on her little fagget brother Eren"

"ololyea, didn't he have anger issues"

"lol I think so"

They laufd together and decided 'why the fuck not lets get another large fries and talk hella' and they did.

They got back in the car and sang along to Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus songs. Mina parked in front of Annie's apartment, they exchngd numburs.

"I had fun tim. We shuld so do dis again lol" annie suggested, shoving te piec of papr in her hoodie pocket.

"yea, jus lik old tims aha, k well ill text u later. Bye"

"bye" annie wavd and walkd in the tall building. Mina waited till annie was out of sight till leaving, like a protective mother or something. Mina looked down at the wheel and smiled, smiled all the way home acshuly. She only thought of them as good frends, but Mina still had romatic feelins fur annie…like she did when they wer yungur.

~at resrunt (useless extra thingy)~

Armin fukn stufd anthur bred down his throt, "wow I forgot how fukn amazon dis olive-gurdun bred is"

"I kno ryt" eren and mikasa seid.

Waitur com up to dem wit a 'these-fukn-pigs-stuffin-down-all-my-leftovers' and seyd, "k wel u gon ordur nao"

'o shet' mikasa,armin,eren think – they alrudy full off bred.

"k wel, il hav dis uh –thing"
waitur eye armin, "wat thing"

"ya no dis thing" armin pointd at picture of BLT.

"k whutevur. Wbu homie gurl"

Eren stood up defensivly, "donut cal me sistur thet"

"k whtevur wtf u wan"

"shuldnt u be more respecte-tiv cus we ur fukn customurs ?" mikasa growld

"ya but ur eatin all me leftover bred. I get the leftover bred after the restaurant closes fur te night." Then a tear run down the mans face, he hasn't aten in 5 days, and he cant support his family.

Mikasa,Eren, and Armin have a quiet dramatic moment then look at eachother than back at the man.

They fukn stuffed their mouths with more bread saying, "lol we dgaf" and the waiter go back and cry in the corner of the kitchen 'till the cook tells him to stop being a fegget and leave. The waiter does so, and collapses on the street in tears, and the regret that he could never accomplish anything in life. From the forcefulness of his father, and the grief and mourning he spent over his dead mother- killed by his own father. The wife he fell in love with, and they children they had – were dead. I couldn't save them … The man died with that thought, his heart stopped beating right on the street. And there he lied, the ambulance came soon after, closing the street and putting a blanket over the dead body. I couldn't save them …

"lol wut a fegget" the trio laufd and ate the rest of the leftover bred.

Boom dramatic stuf. I felt lik I neded to update this. Plus I really don't wana write (with effort; correct gramur) armin and Erwin frcik frackin unless its perfekt. K wel whutevur ill end up doin it enyway.