Wow 3 so far, I don't wanna write it but I have
Mikarmeren residents
Eren walked in Armins room – that was light blue colored and was hella stacked with shelves and shelves of books –with a bag of Veggie Fries (omfg those are so good Im fukn craving them jfc I cant wait till I move out of this booty ass house I fukn live with 6 other pigs who fukn devour shit in 3 seconds tops fuck this house). He plopd down next to te fukn nerd who was fukn sketchin drawings of the beach.
"whatcha doin" eren askd, bitin another chip loud af.
"sketchin' shit. Wbu?"
"dude, these are bomb af u wanan try"
"yasure" and armin ate one and looked at Eren like – 'omfgomfgomfgomfgHOLYMOTHEROFJESUSFUCKINGCHRIST THESE ARE AMZIAIZING' and eren nodded back like 'ya ikr'
"dude" armin gaspd orgasmically as he ate another, "I DEMAND MORE"
"les go to te stor and buy hella"
"omfg ya ikr" armin agred and eren drovd them to the nearest walamrt. They came home with about 20 bags of LARGE VEGGIE-FRIES BAGS (that's like, big ass bags of lay-chips or some shit) and they shoved them in the cabinet.
Mikasa came home from work about 2 hours later, the boys were passed out from talking about how-fcuking-weird is the universe. Mikasa opened the cabinets and turned to look at the camera like its was The Office oor some shit and made a ridiculous face and took a bag out and tried it.
Eren and armin popped up behind her and mikasa turned to them with the same 'omfgomfgomfgomfgHOLYMOTHEROFJESUSFUCKINGCHRIST THESE ARE AMZIAIZING' face and eremin smiled and they went back to the store and bought 30 more bags and the whole fucking kitchen and living room was filled with Veggie-Fries-Bags and they filled a kiddie-pool (bought at store when they were buying chips cause Mikasa suggested diving in a pool full of chips and eremin were just like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" to the idea) with fries and fell asleep in it. Dw they didn't drown.
They finished the rest of the chips in an hour.
Fucking incredible.