Armin went to erwis hous aftur school and would u lok at that we hearin ligneir waitin on da bed. Erwin walk in and he like dam and armun is blushing hella and they start slowly and Erwin be lik touchin him nd stuf and den dey frik frik hard cus armin says to frik frak him hurd so dey do dat and woo.
Dey wake up and armin lok to see him slepin and he lik, 'aw is so cut when slepin ima mak breasfas' and armin goes and makes eggs and GUES IT WAKES UP ERWIN UP YOU FUCKING FAT ASS.
"o guud mernien" armun sey, flippin da eg
"u to bab" omg he cal me bab – armin think
Erwin go behind armin and be like hugging him from da back and kissing he nape (da necky thing) aw hecky yea
"bab I mad u eg"
"k cool ilysm omfg marry me" Erwin sey as he eat great egg
Armin blushy and say "mayb" and giv him kissy and go to change
"wehur u goen"
"I only hav this big-ass-shirt of urs on ima go chnge"
"u should stay like dat ;) " Erwin say wit winky face
Armin smild and blush and erwin –with his super long flexibility power – pull him in and hug him and kis him and oop would ya lok at dat they mekin ouat on da tabl k
Erwin finshd eg and dey cudled on couch watchin movi
"dis grat movi"
"ya I kno ryt"
~back at da EREN/MIKASA/RESIDENCE~
"I wonder if he got da D…hmmmMMMMMMMMM" eren say whil he eatin his cereal
"wat erun"
"o nuthin"
"eren . tell me" she giv intens lok to him
"o wel armin wore sexytime cloths at his boyfrens hous and they prob fukcd"
"whAT BOYFREN I WAS NOT INFORMED OF THIS" mikas stap counter wit butter knif
"o remember dat very young-old lookin blonde guy that was lik hella older than us and he had dinnur wit us one time"
"I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS DAD"
"armins parents are ded u fukn idiot"
Mikasa smak eren "don't cuss"
"kk"
Mikasa storm off. Redy to questun dis man .
Sadly it was a school nit so armun couldn stey so he kisd him gooby and got in eren car.
When dey got hom armin like "wher mikasa?"
"idk probably out murdering someone"
"lolk" he showerd
Mikasa stand in da bedroom window at Erwin hous. Watchin intensly as he reads a book layin in bed wit glases
"hMMMMMMMMMMM" mikasa whisper
Erwin turn of lit and go slep. Snuglin armin shirt he lef olol
Mikasa gasp and go home cus her boys are probably breaking shit like the fuckerys they are
Nex day at school marco be sittin nex to him at lunch – JEN ON THE OTHR SIDE AS THEY SECRETLY HOLD AHDNSJAJAJSJDUHSDFU – and be lik "did uu do the do"
"wat"
"yak no …" marco begins to to the finger thing the really dumb thing when ppl be lik 'frick frack'
Armin slyly nods and drink he juice tryn not to smil
"lol really"
"lol eya"
"did u wear da thingy thang"
"lol eya"
"wat it guuud ?"
"yeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Armin shut the fuck up." Shadis say as he walk by
"aw oki" armin seyd in reply and turn bak to maroc
"is so hot omfg we gon fuk everywhar"
"dud I feel u. u gon frik in da kitchen and showur – don't slip ur gonna break ur dingy-dong off if u slip – in da closet and in ur friends closet at a party dang son u'll see life is betufiul" marco jus sittin with his elbow liftin his head thinkin bout all da time and everywhar him and jen frik frak
"lolk cool"
"knok knok"
"who der" Erwin sey as he open door to mikasa
"can I halp u?" he ask
"ya can I come in –im a friend or armuns and basically his mother"
"k?" Erwin ask agin
Mikasa squint at him and lean bak in chair susucpiciiouslee
"so….u lik pi…?" "…..pi is um ….good?" "WHAT U WORK AS" "BUSINES CEO" mikasa lean back a little mor
"so….u tretin armin rit?"
"define RIT" Erwin snap back and lean in his chair
"u aint doin anything he don't want"
"nop"
"ya sur?...?HMMMMMMMMM" mikasa lean back and omg she 2 secs from fallin on the fukn ground
"very sur. I …. Like armin a lot . I don wana tret him bad in anyway and I respect his decicisiicicicisions"
Mikasa smil and shak his hands, grantin permission to dat him even tho they already wer.
"armun"
"yas mikasu?"
"I gav u permusuin to dat Erwan"
"kk cool" den armin go back to readin book
Mikasa gaspd as she saw eren and levi mekkin out on couch, levi grippy-grabbin dat ass
Levi jus looked at her wit a smirk and smakd his ass and eren moand
Mikasa go :L
Levi go :]
Eren go v.v o/o
Mikasa leave room fuming mumbling "ima get chu shorty fegget"
"jen bab" marco sey as they lay in bed watchin cat vdieos
"ya bab" jean say and start kissin da Neck AW YE
"we shuld go to Six Flags"
"wats dat"
"an amusement pak"
Jean sweat nervousily and nod
"jen wat wrong"
"n-n-n-n—Nothing GOODNIT" he turn ovur and go to slep and the laptop goes flying across the room
Marco shrug and turn ovur and cuddl his bak thinkin WELL WHY DON HE WANA Go
Little did he kno jen scard of roler coasturs sinc one day when he was kid …
Guess who fucken updated it
I fucken did it
I actually got some fucken sleep and I sleep at like 8 or 9 and wake up at 6 am
I feel like I have my life together
No I dont