War Games

Part 3

Inbox

MK: Marth, you can be my guard.

Marth: Okay! Good god, I'm a ruler! I deserve to boss myself around! YOU HEAR ME?!

MK: Whatever, girl-boy. Now, Kirby, any communications?

Kirby: Isn't that what the DiplomacyView is for?

MK: I don't want to read all that – oh fine! I'll abide by your stupid 'Browser Game' rules!

Diplomacy View

Allied Nations:

Kirbtopolis

Altea

Treaties:

Trade Treaty with Kirbtopolis

Messages (2):

Sender Subject Date .

Kirby Empire Update 31/10/08

To: MetaKnight

Subject: Empire Update

The empire seems to have grown 5 sizes since we(me and Marth) last contacted you. Troops are good enough, we have to advance from spears, though. Funds are excellent, and resources are great. We have acquired a luxury – wine.

See you later,

Kirby.

Crimea Treaty? 31/10/08

To: MetaKnight

Subject: Treaty?

We have received word of your recent success. We, Crimea, salute you. So, we propose a) Peace from you and your allies, while you get our Military Protection and b) Assistance in our war with Crazy Hand's Nation.

Please come to my palace in Crimea to negotiate.

Ike.

MK: That's my inbox?

Kirby: Pretty much. You do get more mail once you meet other nations.

MK: Good, I don't want to stay with only 2 messages in my Inbox.

Marth: Anyway, we better get started to Crimea.

Kirby: We'll sign an Open Borders treaty between us, in exchange for 50 of your luxury.

Marth: 50 Sulfur then. Here.

MK: Thanks. Come on, Kirby, girl.

Marth: I have RIGHTS!

MK: But we have LEFTS! Lefts!

Marth: Ugh…do I have to KEEP following you?

MK: Shut up!