War Games
Part 4
Crimean Negotiations
Marth: Now, Ike's my best pal, so don't - ah!
MK: Shut up, girlyboy. We're just meeting with Ike so we can upgrade our military.
Kirby: And for his resources.
MK: Those too.
Ike: Welcome, humble Meta Knight. I hope you are comfortable.
MK: Cut the crap Ike, you know why we're here.
Ike: Alright, if you're going about this THAT way, we'll do this like men and woman.
Marth: HEY!
Kirby: Poyo.
Ike: What?
Kirby: Poyo. Poyo. Poyo. Poyo, Poyo….
The Rest: SHUT UP!
Kirby: Poyo! I shall introduce you to Military Treaties. These are like Trade Treaties, but these, instead of res. being traded; the receiver receives the Troop Protection or Assistance in battles.
MK: So, I just –
Ike: Will you accept this Treaty, Meta Knight?
Marth: I would recommend taking it, it's additional support in battle.
MK: Only if you join us.
Ike: A small price.
MK: Okay, deal. Nice doing business.
Narrator: And so, through much negotiating, the Meta Knightian army marched into Crimea. Their leader, Ike, eventually agreed to join MetaKnightia in their quest to conquer all of the nations.
MK: Feels good now, Kirby! My Diplomacy View!
Kirby: Aye-aye!
DiplomacyView
Battle Reports (1):
Battle For MetaKnightia:
Attacker: Samus, Leader of Samia
Defender: MetaKnight, Leader of MetaKnightia
Victor: The Attacker
Samia – 100Spears, 50Swords.
Casualties: 30Spears 40Swords
MetaKnightia – 30Spears, 100Swords
Casualties: All!
MK: What the hell? I was attacked by – Samus?
Kirby: Mommy Samie?
MK: Yes Kirby. Mommy.
Marth: This is bad. We need to defend ourselves. We need Diplomacy.
Ike: Or Military Actions.
MK: Why, I'll…