A Day In School. Rosalie, Edward and Alex(instead of Bella)
My little say. Yes people Bella has again "Fallen' under a bus. If you havent or have read my last story "Twilight Movie Gone bad" read that after this its very similar. So me Alex is Edwards girlfriend like I said I'm replacing Bella and im 100% dub (Dubliner.. Irish person). This is the last one of my I'm doing so lap it up. So with starting with Maths, with my teacher Mrs. Cannon.
Mrs. Cannon: girls and Edward open books page 122
Alex : hang on
"Alex routes through bag"
"Rosalie and Edward are sitting ready"
Mrs. Cannon : Alex TODAY !
Alex : IM GETTING THERE
Edward : slowly but surely
Alex : shut up Edward
Rosalie : Mrs. Has your hair always been like that
Mrs. Cannon : like what
Rosalie : brown, blonde, black and all over the shop
"Alex still routes for books in her never ending bag"Edward : Alex take your time like
: ROSALIE THAT'S EXTREMEY OFFENSIVE
Rosalie : so is your face
Alex : Rosalie leave Mrs. Alone not her fault her face is like that..she'd hardly pick that now would she . POXY BOOK !
Edward : mrs. don't mid these two just get on
Mrs. Cannon : thank you Edward . Nice face by the way
Edward : why thank you
Rosalie : "cough. Cough"
Mrs. Cannon : anyway you-
Rosalie : Eh hem cough
Mrs. Cannon : so to-
Rosalie : Eh hem cough
Mrs. Cannon : page-
Rosalie : Cough
Mrs. Cannon : 11-
Rosalie : "Cough cough cough cough"
Mrs. Cannon : YOUR FACE ROSALIE IS GREAT
"Alex routes through the bag.."
Edward : Alex-
Alex : shut up ya spa I'll find it
Mrs. Cannon : to find the slope of the line you must use a formula-
"Alex's phone rings"
Alex : Hello ?
Alex : what ma ?
Alex : ARE YOU FOR SEROIUS !!! Ah having a laugh ah lads
Edward : Alex hang up the phone--
Alex : sssssssssssssssssssssssh.. Ahh I'm just finding me maths book . Ye
Mrs. Cannon : ALEX ! No phones in my classroom hand it over
"Alex hangs up phone"
Alex : P**s off .. You havin a laugh, go buy your own phone. Robbin mine
Mrs. Cannon : FYI I have a phone
Alex : No you don't
Mrs : I so do
Alex : don't
Mrs. Cannon : do
Alex : Don't
Mrs. Cannon : do
Alex : Don't
Mrs. Cannon : do
Alex : Don't
Alex : Show it to me
"Mrs. Pulls a phone out of her pocket"
Alex : thought you said no phone's in your classroom
"Edward hands Mrs. The phone and she goes back to teaching"
: ok everyone FOR THE THIRD TIME PAGE 112
Alex : I'm in a micheal Jackson humour
Rosalie : so am I
Alex : shes more than a beuty queen, out of a movie scene
Rosalie : I said, I don't mind but what do you mean I am the one
Alex : who will dance on the floor in the round
Rosalie : she said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round
Alex : she said her name was billie jean, as she caused a scene
Rosalie : then every head turned with eyes of being the one
Alex : SKIP TO THE CHORUS billie jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims I am the one
Rosalie : BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON-
Mrs. Cannon : girls !!!!! STOP-
Edward : don't tell me your not gratefull they got out of their britney spears stage
Mrs. Cannon : true… ok Rosalie whats x plus y if its equaled to 3 ??
Rosalie : emmmmmmmmmm.. A ?
Mrs. Cannon : No. Alex ?
Alex : what ?
Mrs. Cannon : ANSWER
Alex : I'm still looking for my book
Mrs. Cannon : Edward ?
Edward : don't know
Mrs. Cannon : anyone ?
"Alex routes through bag"Alex : POX OF A BOOK
Edward : alex.. that's not your bag
Alex : aww shite .. Wheres my bag
Edward : on your back
Alex : Ooh right
Rosalie : my reflection in this mirror is better in this one
Mrs. Cannon : please page 112 PLEASE
Alex : IF I FOUND MY BOOK IT WOULD BE HELPFUL
Edward : Alex. Its been on the table like the last half an hour
Mrs. Cannon : PLEASE 112
Alex : IT WOULD HELP IF CHAIR TO SIT ON
Mrs. Cannon : it would help of I through you off a cliff !
Edward : O know you didn !
Alex : Ooh yes she did !
Rosalie : what she do ?
Alex : what you think
Rosalie : ehhh . A ??
I no that was really short but still I'm writing an epic of another story ! If you hate this is sorry its not as funny as they usuall are.