War Games
Part 6
Battle Plans
MK: Do we still have troops?
Kirby: Mil –
MK: FINE! I'LL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN! Okay?!
Military View
Troops
50Spears
20Swords
10Bows
MK: Wow, when did we get bows?
Marth: I've been telling your workers to expand the barracks and Town Hall.
MK: Whatever. We're going to take a slight de-tour.
Kirby: We're halting Samia?
MK: Yes, Ike said he'll keep them busy. Girly-boy, tell our troops to alter their stupidity-proof route to Hyrule!
Marth: Argh…yes, 'King'.
Kirby: It's your smallness. That's what you call His Smallness.
Marth: AGH! Second thought, how about smarty-pants Kirby does it all?!
MK: That's not a bad idea. Kirby, take over all of girl-boy's work. Girl-boy, you stay there.
Messages (1):
Samia Attack 01/11/08
To: MetaKnight
Subject: Attack
I see your infuriating nation has attacked my peaceful town of Samia. Alas, we've conquered Crimea. *winks* I'll let you join, as long as you don't attack anybody else.
Samus.
MK: Kirby! Girl-boy! SHE GOT IKE!
Marth: Threat letter?
MK: Yeah, just read it. Here.
Marth: I see your infuriating…..as long as you don't…….Samus. Yep, threat letter.
Kirby: What are we to do next? Nobody's halting Samia, now that Ike's given in.
Marth: How about bluffing? Send all our troops to Samia, and get them to destroy any defending troops. While our Bows could stay at home and fortify.
MK: Good move. What are they training?
Kirby: Swordsmen for Samia.
MK: Set them training Bows after we've got 150 swords.
Kirby: Sir, we've got 150.
Marth: Then do what he said and train Bows! God!
Kirby: Yes.
MK: Oy…this is a tough job. We'll be marching to Samia in the morning. She's getting annoying…