War Games
Part 7
Talk about a 'Bad Day at Work'.
MK: I'm going to get Samus for this!
Kirby: Meta Knight? You have visitors.
MK: Who the hell is here?!
Link: Having nation troubles?
Zelda: All you had to do was ask.
MK: I was trying, but my troops got destroyed by Samus.
Link: Our technology is far superior to Samia's.
Achievement Screen! Unlocked Research View.
Here is the view where you can tell your scientists to research a topic.
You have 4 topics
Economy
Science
Military
Culture
Each one has its use. Economy helps you find more ways to get gold and keep your population happy.
Science yields new buildings and helps to create faster research.
Military improves your units armour or weapons, and allows Upgrades.
Culture makes your nations grow quicker, and allows citizens to get Jobs, so you get more money (how you ask? I really don't know.)
MK: Wow, thanks Link.
Link: So, in exchange for our knowledge, you sign a peace treaty. Deal?
MK: Okay, Link. Have it your way.
Hyrule was added to your Town View!
Link became an Ally!
Zelda: I'm not approving Link. He's not being an ally until I am. And I will never join you. You're plotting world domination!
MK: Am not.
Zelda: Are too.
Link: Zelda, honey, please. He's getting his ass kicked by Samus, and we need help against Ganondorf and Ganonia.
MK: Ooo, fighting!
Marth: Ike is with Samus, will you help us get him back, Zelda?
Zelda: Fine…
Zelda became an Ally!
MK: Kirby, what's with the black text?
Kirby: It's the all-new Notice Screen! All your notices are put there so you can view them, but also the new ones come in Bold Text.
MK: Oh right. Anyway, let's get started. We'll help you Link.
Link: Thanks. Come on, he's attacking as we dawdle!
Marth: As we speak Link, as we speak.
Link: Whatever.
Meanwhile, in Samia…
Samus: Ike, give in!
Ike: Never. My nation sticks with Meta Knight.
Samus: Well, if you won't break that easy, I guess I'll have to force you…
Ike: Okay, you are not making any sense.
Samus: You'll find I will, eventually.
Ike: What are you doing attacking Meta Knight anyway?
Samus: I guess it can't hurt to tell you. You won't live to share it anyway.
I just want peace.
Meta Knight disturbs the peace by marching around high and mighty, like he's the boss.
I aim to put an end to his war, so I'm taking over…
Ike: You'll never get Meta Knight. He's too good.
Samus: Or is he? He is getting annoying. Besides, I've got my secret weapon…
Ike: You're not planning to show me it, are you?
Samus: Not really. Unless you want death.
Ike: You're going to kill Meta Knight? This is a game!
Samus: No, not kill him. Just his empire.
Ike: You're seriously losing me.
Samus: Good.
Ike (to himself) I gotta get out of here. Oh, Meta Knight. Come quickly, I'm about to lose it!