War Games 9

V2.0

MetaKnight: Alright, first, what's with the title?

Kirby: It's…ran Windows Update?

MetaKnight: Ha-ha. Gimme the facts, puffball!

Kirby: Okay! The author updated the graphics…It's all in his WG Update log.

Improvements in V2.0

Fixed bug that the V1.5 and V2.0 Beta had

Launched V2.5 beta

Graphics improved

Some other really important stuff can be found here.

MetaKnight: Riiiiiiiiight, whatever. Let's move on…

Marth: What you doing, Link?

Link: Bribing Sonicaster and Snakeport into allies.

Marth: Huh. Can I help?

Link: Why not?

Marth: Ooo, you got a message…from…Ike?

Link: Intriguing.

Sender: Ike

Subject: SEND HELP!

Help me you guys! She's making me do stuff…bad stuff. Writing game domination plans, and stuff like that!

HELP!!!

Ike

MetaKnight: What's that?

Marth: SOS from Ike, it seems.

MetaKnight: SOS?

Link: He needs help.

Kirby: It's the call to action! Let's roll!

Link: Me and Marth will sneak inside, to see if we can smuggle Ike out.

MetaKnight: Good. Me and Kirby will support you from the PC room. Good luck, you idiots.

Link: …shut up.

Ike: No! I don't want to!

Samus: Fine. Then Marth and Link, who are hiding behind that pillar –

Link: DAMN!

Samus: Will join you in – Argh!

Ike: Go Marth! Get her!

Link: Ike, run to MetaKnight and Kirby. They'll get you out. Me and Marth will hold off Samus. OK?

Ike: Oh yeah!

Samus: You want something?

Marth: Give it. Whatever it is.

Samus: Don't start what you can't finish, boys.

Link: Argh! My face! It's been tazered with special effects!

Marth: Link!

Samus: See ya soon!

Marth: Darn!

Ike: Can't…run…much…longer…

Kirby: IKE! CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Ike: Kirby! You're right next to me! Stop shouting!

Kirby: OK! Hi!

MetaKnight: Ike, get in. Air Balloon, shut up.

Kirby: Oh, as we speak our armies are slaughtering the Samian troops on the spot.

Ike: Ouch. There's Link and Marth!

Link: Ow, Marth, stop. My face, ow.

Ike: What's with the elf?

Marth: His face got stabbed.

Ike: Ouch.

MetaKnight: OH YES! WE KILLED SAMIA'S DEFENSES! WE RULE!

(the rest of them blew away.)

MetaKnight: Guys? Hello? Where'd you all go?

Kirby: We're under the car!

MetaKnight: Oh.

End of WG9