I've decided I hate the new Fanfiction. Every time I scroll up while writing, there's lines everywhere. Dreadful.

And to the one reviewer who's already commented, I know about canon, and in this case, I disregard it. I don't like people forgiving Sierra. I do not understand what happened that suddenly made Sierra okay. Cody went mental for a second there, methinks. And no, I already said I haven't seen Season 4.

Now that Blaineley is kicked out, it's time to get serious! Teams will be made and people will compete for the two million dollar prize! Who will win? And who will be kicked out this very episode/chapter/whatever? Who will form alliances? And who will give up everything?

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Let's get this shit on the road!

"Welcome back! I'm Chris McLean, and if you didn't know that already, get the hell out of here! We're picking up mere minutes after last episode. Everyone is anxious, and this is an important moment. I'm now dividing the 24 remaining campers up into four teams. Let's see if we have another Team Victory in the making!"

"First up: Justin, Sadie, Owen, Trent, Duncan and Tyler." The six campers walked over to where Chris directed them. "I guess we're paired up again..." Tyler said to Owen.

"Next: Cody, Izzy, Ezekiel, Noah, Gwen and Eva." They walked over, with Cody trying to walk next to Gwen as much as possible.

"The third team: Geoff, Bridgette, Courtney, Beth, Lindsay and DJ." Lindsay hugged Beth and DJ. Geoff glared at Courtney, who remained blissfully unaware.

"And finally: Leshawna, Katie, Sierra, Heather, Alejandro and Harold!" Katie tried to hug Sadie, but Chris stopped them. "Oh my god, Chris!" Katie exclaimed. "And also, no refunds." Chris said. "Oh my god, but..." Katie whined. "Oh my god, wait, Katie." Sadie said, solemnly. "We should try this. Maybe we'll end up stronger in the end!" "Oh my god, but I don't wanna be stronger!" Katie whined. "We'll have to." Sadie said.

"But I cannot be in the same team as this monster!" Heather protested. "I do not want to spend my time with the man who's destroyed so much for me!" "NO REFUNDS!" Chris yelled.

"Now. You guys go set up, and I'll go... set up as well." Chris said, laughing as he walked away. Then he turned around. "Oh, and I need team names. Make sure you've got them ready in an hour."

"Dibs on the north-eastern bunks!" Izzy yelled. Her team followed her, afraid to disagree with her.

"We're taking the south-eastern bunks!" Trent yelled. "Forget it! We're having the north-western bunks!" Duncan yelled back.

"Umm... Actually, I think we're taking the south-western bunks." Justin said. Both Trent and Duncan turned around to see Geoff and Bridgette walking into the north-western bunks and Heather running out of the south-eastern bunks to swear at Chris.

"...Fine."

After everyone settled (not before Heather threw Alejandro's luggage out three seperate times and Eva had threatened to break several skulls for trying to get the bunk she wanted), Chris walked onto the campgrounds. "So, names?", he inquired.

"Team Starlight!" Courtney yelled out. Geoff groaned.

"Team Defeat!" Leshawna, Katie, Sierra, Heather, Alejandro and Harold said simultaneously. When Chris looked at the team with a raised eyebrow, Leshawna explained: "Well, last season we tried naming the team Team Victory. You know how that went down, right?" Chris chuckled, then turned towards Justin's team (more specifically Justin, because he was just so... present). "So?"

"Team Radiance!" Justin exclaimed. "Fitting." Chris said.

"And you guys?" Chris asked the last team. They all came with different answers: Eva said "Team Skullbashers", Noah said "Team We-Can't-Wait-To-Get-Out-Of-This-Place", and Cody offered "Team Restraining Order". Izzy stated the team was "Team Dizzy". Finally, Gwen just yelled out: "Team Chris Is Old!" "Yeah... Forget it. I say Team Dizzy." Chris said, making Izzy hop around and the rest of the team groan.

"Well, that's settled. Everybody settle down, you'll notice what the first challenge is soon enough..." Chris chuckled and left.

"You know what the sad part is? I'm actually used to the cockroaches."

Cody chuckled as he helped Gwen with her luggage. "Yeah, and the bad food."

"And the broken beds..." Gwen smiled.

"And the life-threatening challenges!" Cody outright laughed, even though he just stated he was probably gonna die at some point in the game.

"Oh, and the-" Gwen cut herself off mid-sentence, realising Cody just got a lot closer to her than before. She took a step backwards. "So, umm... Thanks for helping me with my luggage... I guess..." Cody got the message. "Hey, no prob." He then walked out to get his own luggage packed out.

Gwen sighed. Why couldn't Cody just like someone else? Like Sierra! The girl was creeping at the guy for the entirety of Season 3! But no, he had to be obsessed with her. He wasn't that focused on her in Season 1! What happened?

"Hey, what're you thinking 'bout?" Leshawna asked, walking inside the room. Gwen looked up and smiled. "Thank god, someone sane." Noah, who was just walking by, said: "Thanks for implying that the rest of your team isn't. Who am I, Izzy?" He was then promptly attacked by Izzy. "It's ZIZZY DIZZY!" "My friggin god, sooorry!"

"Oh my god, I'm gonna miss you when I'm asleep!" Sadie said. "Oh my god, I know! Katie said. "Oh my god, and-hey, who are that?" Sadie turned around. There was a small army of men, with a few women that looked a bit like Katie. Chris walked out from amidst the army, as the rest of the campers started coming out of the cabins.

"These guys are your challenge. These are angry angry interns! And they're coming to get you with laser guns. You'll now be equipped with targets."

"Hey, get your hands off of me!" Heather yelled. Alejandro smirked and raised his arms to let the intern put the equipment on. He then frowned and walked away. "That guy kept his hands on me a little bit longer than he should've..." "Don't flatter yourself, Prince Harming." Heather sneered.

"Hey, dude! Can't a girl do this? I'm straight!" Tyler yelled out. "I'll do it!" Lindsay walked over to him and tried to get it on. Tyler looked at her progress nervously.

"Just hurry up, guys! We haven't got all daaay!" Chris whined.

"Umm, Chris? A little help here?" Chris looked at Tyler, chuckling. Lindsay had managed to get Tyler upside down, with his arms behind his back.

After everyone was ready (and Tyler was freed, not without falling flat on his face though), Chris lead the campers to where the Dodgeball arena used to stand. Instead, there was now a maze. "Here is where you will be avoiding the interns for as long as possible. Every team has their own entrance. You can also eliminate the interns through several obstacles in the maze, but the interns can do the same to you. This will also make you lose. There are two ways you can win: Be the team that survives the longest, or be the team with the most interns defeated. So get to it!" The campers walked to their entrances, where four carpets were lying, similar to the ones in Egypt.

"Nice symbol, Chris." Justin said. Their yellow symbol was the picture of Chris with a halo.

"I know, right?" Chris chuckled. "I don't want to have your face as my symbol again!" Tyler yelled. "No, look, it's fine!" Owen said. He then went to sit on the carpet, right on Chris's face. "Oh, that's some good stuff! Now fart!" Tyler yelled, to which the rest of his team yelled: "NO!" "...Too late." "Oh my god, you're gross!" "Seriously Owen?" "Prison smells better than that!" "What if the gas hits my perfect eyes? Owen!"

"Hmm. I guess I'll accept this." Courtney said, inspecting their carpet, simply blue with a star. "I like it." Bridgette said. "Yay, this is perfect! I'm a star!" Lindsay squee'd. "Yay! Me too!" Beth exclaimed. Lindsay just looked down on her. "I... Right?" Beth asked, now a little bit nervous. Lindsay just got very creepy. "Maybe.", the girl said. DJ smiled. "I like it too-OW!" he said as a swordfish poked him in the arm. He then got worried as the fish ran out of breath. "NOOO! SOMEONE GET SOME WATER!"

"Great. Thanks, Izzy." Noah drawled. Their (red) symbol was a little spiral. "Surprised it isn't four little birdies flying around Chris's head." Cody noted next to him, earning a chuckle from Noah. Eva however wasn't in a very jovial mood, attempting to destroy the carpet. Izzy and Noah calmed her down a bit, but she was still threatening to break Chris's face.

"Well, it's fitting, I guess..." Leshawna noted at their symbol: A green trophy, turned upside down. "But if you look at it from this way, we're still the greatest team EVE-" Harold was cut off by both Leshawna and Sierra putting their hands in front of his mouth. "OMG, Harold, you can't just say stuff like that! We'll get in a losing streak!" Sierra shrieked, her eyes almost wider than her entire face. "Again!" Leshawna added. "And I am not in the mood for losing!" Heather said, nearly growling.

"Alright, people, let's go! Oh, and look out for the Intern From Above!" Chris added. "Wait, what?" Gwen didn't get any further explanation, as Chef pushed them into the maze. "Great."

"What the hell?" Heather stared at the wall she arrived at, seeing the same weird symbol she saw ten times already. "What the hell does this mean?", She asked, mostly towards Chris, who was probably watching. Next to the symbol were two levers. Like she was gonna pull on those, probably only to fall into a hole herself...

Right at that moment, Ezekiel passed by her. "Hey-o, gotta win-o!", he yelled out. "Ugh, go lose-o, homeschool-o!" An intern appeared in front of them. Heather shrieked and ducked, but Ezekiel pulled a lever, and sure enough, the ground under him gave way. After Ezekiel fell, Heather stood and rushed to the other lever while the intern tried to shoot her. She pulled it, causing the intern to fall down... along with Harold, who had just turned the corner. "Harold!" Heather shouted down the hole.

"How the hell did you get up there?" Noah yelled towards Izzy, who had managed to climb up the wall and was now running on top of the maze. "Zizzy Dizzy is channeling a monkey. Look! I even have a tail!" Izzy yelled down, showing Noah she had a collection of multicolored hair, some red like herself, some long and black like Heather's, some blond like Bridgette's, and some... "Is that my hair?!" Noah yelled. "Oh yeah, you were totally asleep last season, you know, when that rat fell into your mouth? I snatched it, along with the rat's tail! Look!" Izzy grabbed a tail out of her hair. "Ugh, that's gross!" Noah complained, not noticing the intern who turned the corner. "LOOK OUT!" Izzy yelled, throwing Noah out of the intern's way. She then attacked said intern, throwing him over the wall and managing to steal his laser gun as well. "Let's go shoot people!", she yelled while dragging Noah along.

Eva had already succesfully managed to throw three interns out of the maze without getting hit. Obviously, Chris's little army wasn't gonna stop her. She turned a corner and saw another intern, who instantly tried to shoot the target on her arm. She avoided the laser gun and grabbed onto a handle on the wall. As she grabbed it, a wall moved to reveal Courtney standing behind it, fighting off another intern. After throwing that one into the coffin obstacle standing nearby and complaining to Chris about the random presence of a coffin in a maze, she knocked out the intern Eva was fighting and took his gun. As Eva tried to run away, Courtney shot her. Eva, ouraged, walked over to Courtney to give her a piece of her mind. Courtney grabbed her PDA. "You do know that if you harm me, you will get sued, right?", she quipped. "I am going to get you kicked out of this game personally!" Eva yelled. Courtney just pulled a lever, causing Eva to fall down into yet another hole.

"Oh my god, why are we in the same path?" "Oh my god, Sadie, go away!" "Oh my god, no, you go away!" Justin peered around the corner to see the two girls having trouble staying away from each other. 'It's like they're magnetic.' Justin got to thinking. 'How do I get them both to follow me like a pair of dogs?' While figuring out options to make Katie dislike Alejandro, he looked over to see Alejandro himself looking around the corner opposite to Justin. Katie had spotted him as well, deciding to cling onto the guy's neck. Sadie was more reluctant to do so, but she hung around Alejandro anyway, despite the fact that she was trying to stay away from Katie. Just when he was about to step out and "claim" Sadie, an intern pulled a lever and opened a hole under Justin, making him fall a few feet. "Ow! You know, if I get bruises, you're in trouble! My skin needs to be perfect!" As Justin climbed out of the hole, he practically saw a lightbulb above Alejandro's head. What the hell is he gonna do?

By then, several other campers had already been shot or had fallen down some hole: Lindsay had thrown both her and Beth into a hole (noticeably after a conversation about the kind of star Beth could be, a conversation in which Lindsay said all she was good for was physical comedy), Owen got stuck going around a corner, and Gwen had thrown herself into a hole out of boredom. Leshawna was now nervously walking around, after having seen how DJ got shot by one of the "Katie" interns: First, she threw an already dead bunny at DJ, hard enough to create the illusion that DJ had somehow killed it, then she told him that was Bunny, the bunny DJ had kept at home so that he wouldn't harm it, and finally she had shot him while he was crying. Then he accidentally bit a bird that flew into his mouth as he cried. So, suffice to say, Leshawna was a bit on edge.

Then, she heard a noise and spun around to see Tyler tripping over a branch, even though Leshawna hadn't seen a single branch during the half hour she had been inside the maze. Tyler continued to trip on several branches, twigs and his own feet. Eventually Leshawna just pulled a few of the random levers in the room, until one took Tyler away, so he'd stop tripping. He still managed to hit his head on a lever before descending. Lashawna shook her head, then turned around to walk away, only to be shot and pushed back into the same hole by the "Katie" intern.

Trent went around the corner, only to bump into Duncan. "Agh, damn it, guitar boy! Watch your step!" Duncan complained. "How about you try using your eyes instead of your pocket knife?" Trent retorted, earning a weird look from Duncan. "Of all the people I'm stuck in a team with, you're by far the worst! Owen just eats and farts, Tyler hurts himself too often to be any real trouble, Sadie is only half a person anyway, and Justin... Well, he's almost as bad, but you've had a random obsession, and you're a jealous dickhead!" "And you're the worst I know! You stole Gwen from me, and you're a useless delinquent who shouldn't even be here! How did you get out of prison?" "By being better than you!" "I beg to differ!" Right at that moment, two interns showed up and shot the both of them from behind.

"Ah crap! Shot in the butt!" "Yeah, your unnaturally low butt!" "Oh, sorry I don't have your rectangular head!" "Oh right, because your perfectly square one is so much better!"

"Oh my god, Katie, you leave Alejandro!" "Oh my god, no! He's on my team, you leave him!" "Oh my god!" "Oh my god!" Alejandro smirked as the two girls fought behind him. He looked over his shoulder to see a girl intern pop up behind them, and when he looked forward again, another intern stood there, ready to shoot him. Alejandro instantly shot into action and avoided the guy's shots, and then walked up the wall, grabbing a particularly high lever that sent the male intern falling. He landed to see the girl intern shoot Katie and Sadie. "Oh my god, you just shot me!" "Oh my god, that's totally not me!" The girls ran off, leaving Alejandro to fend for himself. The intern aimed, but as she looked for targets, her eyes scanned his irresistable body, and suddenly, she just didn't find the will to shoot him anymore. Alejandro grinned, winked and ran off.

"Sierra, could you please let go?" "Oh, that's just ridiculous! If I let go of you now, how will we marry?" "What?" "I'm totally allowed to marry myself! I took a course on the internet. I'll give myself away!" "Oh god..."

Heather sat down. It had been over an hour of uselessness now, for sure. 'Why the hell has no one get me the hell out of here by now?' That was so it. She was gonna quit the show as soon as that Boat of Losers showed up. Who was gonna stop her, of all people, if she wanted to leave? 'No one. No one would try, because everyone hates me anyway. One season of screwing up and I'm punished for the rest of my life.' Heather tilted her head back against the wall, sighing. She could always just get voted off... First, probably as well...

"Well, well, well." And then Alejandro showed up. Heather stood in about a millisecond. "Get the hell away from me, you creep!" "You really do look stunning with your hair long. It annoys me." "Yeah, too bad I didn't throw you down the volcano! Would have been fun to see you bald now!" "Oh, it would complement me, I'm sure." Heather groaned. As if it wasn't bad enough that this guy was on the same island as her, he had to be in the same team as well? Now she couldn't even throw him down a hole! Apparently, Alejandro didn't think the same way, as he pulled the lever above Heather and made her fall to her defeat. "You moron! We're on the same team!" "Yes, but that was just so... pleasurable." "Go pleasure yourself, donkey boy!" Alejandro calmly walked away, pulling some levers and making some interns fall on their face.

"Sierra! You have to let go, I have to..." "Oh no, no excuses, honey. We're gonna be together forever and ever and ever and-" "Intern!" "Aah!" Sierra grabbed hold of a lever, but broke it in a panic. Looking at it, she let go of Cody (who continued to gasp for breath) and started hitting interns. It was going great for her, until one intern managed to shoot Cody. Gasping, she ran over. "Cody! NOOO!" She turned around to face the intern. "No one shoots my Cody!" She ran over and knocked the man unconscious, continuing to hit the man until the floor opened, causing Sierra and Cody to drop down. The Katie intern was hanging above the hole, her hand still holding the lever. "She is a freak."

"Hey, guys!" Geoff looked over Bridgette's shoulder. Damn it, it was Courtney! "Oh, hey Courtney!" Bridgette said. "Have you been making out the entire time?" "Yup!" Bridgette exclaimed excitedly. "Yeah, and we'd like to continue that..." Geoff muttered. "How did you guys not get shot yet?" Courtney had to know. "Oh, the interns wanted to give us some privacy." Bridgette explained.

"Whuahahahah!", a loud voice yelled. Courtney looked around to see Izzy had just jumped over the walls, with a dazed looking Noah behind her. Instinctively, Courtney shot Noah. "Finally." Noah drawled, walking out. Izzy was furious. "You, probably Hispanic lady, are gonna pay for that!" Courtney aimed at Izzy, only to hear two shots behind her. Bridgette and Geoff glared at the interns that shot them. Courtney pulled the first lever she saw, catapulting the interns instead of just making them drop. Looking over her shoulder, she jumped to avoid Izzy's shots. She landed a few feet away, aiming her gun at Izzy. The girl was very evasive, however, so she just couldn't aim right. "Can't touch this! Zizzy Dizzy! Woo!" Izzy cackled, jumping around the maze. Courtney ran after her, unwilling to let her go. "Zizzy Dizzy-Uh!" Izzy exclaimed, hitting an intern halfway through. "Hah!" Courtney knew she had her now. "Zizzy Dizzy is dizzy..." Izzy mumbled, her head spinning. "Eat this!" Courtney yelled, shooting Izzy's arm target.

As Izzy's buzzer went off, Courtney cheered and danced around. "Yes!" She stopped as she heard a noise above her, almost like a motor. She looked up and saw a huge laser gun, controlled by an intern. He hovered over Courtney, making all of her targets go off at once. "Aw, crap! Well, at least I won, right?" "Wrong." Courtney turned around to see Alejandro, holding a laser gun and smirking. "No way!" Courtney exclaimed, her eyes and mouth wide open. "Si, senorita." "Damnit!" Alejandro took out a piece of metal from his back pocket (A place Katie has been dying to stick her hand in for a long time) and threw it at the Intern From Above. It just hit the right part of the vehicle, as it came down and landed next to Courtney. In her frustration, she picked the intern up and flung him at Alejandro, who simply dodged him, laughed and turned around, only to find the Katie intern there, who continued to shoot him in the leg target. "Aw, damn!", he yelled, throwing down the laser gun. "I always get my target.", the intern said. "And by the way, just for the world out there, I have a name. It's Joelle." Joelle walked off, leaving a bewildered Alejandro.

"Alright! Let's tally up the scores!" Chris said as the campers recovered from the challenge. "I swear Chris, you really have gone mental now." Heather said, glaring at him, and then at Alejandro.

"I know, right? Awesome!" Chris said. "Now, Team Defeat won, so I guess the reverse naming thing might have worked..." "Yeah, that and my amazing..." "Shut it, skinny legs!"

"And now, the people with the least intern wipe-outs are the losers!" Chris said. "In first, with a whopping 46 interns... Team Starlight!" Courtney jumped up, cheering with her fist in the air. Bridgette laughed and cheered along with her, as did Lindsay and DJ (not without hitting a few animals of course).

"And second, with 17 wipe-outs..." Chris said, pausing for way longer than he should have (really, it got edited when it came time to air), "Team Radiance!" Katie hugged Justin, and Owen and Tyler fistbumped. Trent and Duncan turned to each other in celebration, but when they saw each other, they stopped and growled.

Chris then turned to the losers. "Only 13 interns! That's bad luck, you guys!", he sniggered. Noah, Cody and Gwen collectively glared at him. Izzy just giggled in her own little daze, and Ezekiel sighed, looking at his shoes. Eva jumped up from where she was sitting. "I wiped out at least 8 of those! What the hell were you all thinking!" "Well, if Izzy had actually shot somebody..." Noah noted, looking over at the redhead. "It's... Zizzy Dizzy..." Izzy said, her head still whirling.

"Well, time to make a decision and throw someone out!" Chris said. "But uh, not me, eh?" Ezekiel piped up. "I totally punched butt today! None of you could have done what I did!" "What, get thrown out first? You barely lasted a minute!" Heather yelled out from where she was walking. "Uh, eh, now that's... umm..." Ezekiel mumbled, as his teammates glared at him.

"Hey Eva, do you have a minute?" Noah walked up to the girl, who was busy lifting weights. "What?" Eva asked. "Well, I was thinking, right." Noah started explaining. "I've noticed that you haven't really been getting a lot of attention on the show." "That's right, the scumbags..." "Yeah, I know. I also haven't been doing so well. I just thought we should stick together a bit, make sure we manage to survive for a while..." Out of nowhere, Izzy popped up. "Ooh, like an alliance? Can I join?" Noah looked at Izzy, who was more or less his friend. "Sure."

"Hey Gwen?" Gwen sighed and turned around to face Cody. "I was wondering..." "You know what? I don't care what you want from me, because the answer will be no. No no no no no! I'm with Duncan. I don't want you to be anywhere near me! You keep obsessing over me, and I'm sick of it! I've been having to deal with your slobber for way too long!" Gwen shouted, finally bursting. "Oh... Okay..." Cody mumbled. Gwen refused to regret what she just said. "I was just wondering if you could do something about Sierra..." "What about her?" Gwen asked, maybe letting guilt get to her just a little bit. "She still wants to marry me. She's apparently licensed to marry herself! She has to know the truth, and I can't tell her!" "Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna help you. If you want her to know the truth, tell her the truth." Cody sighed and walked away. Gwen chuckled under her breath, knowing how Sierra was gonna torment Cody.

"Hey, Chris?" Chris looked up to see Owen. Of course it had been Owen, no one else had a shadow that big! "Yes, Owen?" "I kinda really wanna win this season, so... Could you let me win?" "You're kidding, right?" "I could also reveal these pictures I found..." "Which pictures? ...Fine."

"So! Seeing as we're still... fixing the confessional cam..." "And I know I've been dying to vent..." "Of course you have, broody goth girl! But shut it, I'm trying to talk here! As I was saying, since we're still fixing the 'fess cam, you've all been asked to place your votes at Chef's kitchen." "And that was weird as hell!" Cody exclaimed. Chris looked down at him. "Chef was staring at us as we did it!" Cody continued. "Chef's a nosy one. Anyway, the votes are in! Through to the next round are:

"Gwen." Gwen walked over and got her marshmallow, looking at it with half disgust, half nostalgia.

"Noah." Noah got the marshmallow, not excited at all despite the fact he had never gotten one before.

"Eva." Eva walked over, a bit surprised to get it so fast, seeing as she yelled at all the other campers.

"Cody. Cody ran over, getting his marshmallow as if Chris wouldn't give it if he wasn't fast enough.

"Two people left. One marshmallow." Chris said solemnly.

Both Izzy and Ezekiel gasped. "Oh, this better not be true, eh!" Ezekiel said. "I better get that, eh eh eh eh eh!" Izzy said, causing Ezekiel to look at her funny (well, funnier). "And the final marshmallow goes to..." Chris waited, making Izzy and Ezekiel stare at the marshmallow nervously.

"Izzy."

"I vote for Ezekiel. Everyone else seems cool, and he's bound to be voted off anyway." Cody said, putting his vote into the box.

"I vote for that dumb shrimp, Ezekiel. There's a lot wrong with him!" Eva said, very loudly, as she rammed her vote into the box, almost breaking it.

"I vote for Izzy, eh. She completely messed up that fight with Courtney. She sucks, eh." Ezekiel said, putting his vote into the box. "Hey-o!"

"I vote for Cody. Need to get him off the island. And fast." Gwen said, vigorously jamming her vote into the box.

"I vote for Ezekiel. He's craaazy! Woo! Completely bonkers!" Izzy said, putting her vote into Chef's nose.

"I vote for Ezekiel. I'm sorry, but apart from just smelling bad, he's annoying beyond measure. Good riddance." Noah said, flippantly putting his vote into the box.

"So, Zeke, you're the first person voted off again. You're really bad at this!" Chris said. "Anywho, dock's over there, see it?"

Heather certainly saw it. She had been waiting for the ceremony to unfold. She was gonna reveal herself any minute now...

But then Alejandro walked past behind her, and she realised she couldn't go. She still had to get Alejandro kicked out!

"This isn't fair, eh...o! You people never give me a chance!" Ezekiel shouted out. He walked down the dock, stepping onto the Boat of Losers, throwing his hat onto the floor. "This isn't fair!"

"Well, glad that's settled. Ezekiel's the second person leaving the island, and the first one voted off. Again. He will never learn... Anyway, there are so much questions to answer! Will Heather defeat Alejandro? Or is it the other way around? Will Cody ever find love? And will I find a way to get Owen kicked off the show without any major damage? Find out next time on Total. Drama. TOURNAMENT!"

"I can't believe I got voted off again, eh! I thought I'd win that money this time, for sure! I don't get why the other campers hate me so much. It's probably because there were three girls voting for me! Were they on their periods or something?"

"Whaddaya mean, stop talking?"

Well, anyway, it's midnight now, so I'm not gonna take the time to proofread this damn thing.

Ezekiel's been voted off. He's too dumb to participate, guys! He rivals Lindsay in strategic power!

I thought it'd be funny to have Izzy and Ezekiel be the last two people, because they're such a crack pairing. WTF?

And Joelle is based on the Camp TV prototype for Katie that turned into an intern in Jamaica Me Sweat.

I might have gone a bit OOC here, but I hope it's still good enough. It's hard giving all the characters equal attention, damn it!

So, review pretty please, and see ya next time!