Last day before school, trying to get some writing done before I have to go. We'll see.

So, the confessional cam is fixed, so whenever you see [this], you know it's a confession.

Disclaimer: ...You know it's not mine.

Let's get somebody kicked off!

"Welcome to Total Drama Tournament! Last week, the interns finally got revenge, luckily without harming me! Ezekiel got booted off, so I don't have to listen to his crap again, and as such, Team Dizzy lost their first member! Losers!"

Chris walked over to the lodge, walking in to the cranky teenagers.

"I swear, if I had known the beds would be even less comfortable, I wouldn't have come on the show in the first place! Who slept on there, Chef?"

"Yep! Sleeps like a baby in a bunk like-no." Chris glared at Leshawna.

"Anywho, the confessional cam is set up outside, so if anyone wants to-" Chris didn't get to finish his sentence as the campers all ran out towards the confessional cam.

[I am going insane! Howard is the most disgusting pig this world has ever seen, with his snoring, and his picking, and then there's Leshawna! I want to strangle her, but I can't get my hands around her neck! And Katie is the most useless...] - Heather

[I was wondering, is there the possibility of me getting a restraining order? Like, can someone come over and settle that? ...Guys?] - Cody

[I just hope I can find my own identity this season. I've been so attached to Geoff... I'm sure I should be known for better things...] - Bridgette

[...And Sierra... She is a special amount of stalker. I am seriously trying to get rid of her as fast as possible. I don't like Cody-induced drool in my bunks...] - Heather

[I think I was very smart when I found the pictures. I totally meant to find them. They were... ummm... I wasn't paying attention, I was looking for pancakes...] - Owen

[OMG, I am going to ask Chris to make the next challenge a wedding challenge! And then it's finally ready... It's all ready...] - Sierra

[Harold and me? Nothing going on there. This guy is just not my type. Really... I mean, the glasses...] - Leshawna

[...She actually stole his pants. I don't want that in my bunk! And don't get me started on Alejandro...] - Guess who.

"So! We've got another challenge, right now!" Chris said, looking at the terrified, pissed and tired campers. "We're revisiting an old challenge from Season 1: The Awake-A-Thon!" Several groans were heard. Duncan raised his fist. "We're gonna win this!" Gwen looked over, smiling. "Remember how I won last time we did this?" Duncan grinned at her. "Yeah, we'll see how that goes this time!" The two grinned at each other for a while.

"Ewww, stop being so sappy!" Chris yelled. "Get outside right now!" The campers walked over to the bonfire. "Wait, did you make the beds worse so we'd be more tired?" Trent asked Chris. "Yup!"

"Genius!" Alejandro said. Heather glared at him. "Will people realise I'm a good guy if I get him out of here?"

"Well, better get ready to stay awake for a very long time!"

"I really don't like this challenge..." Bridgette complained. Geoff nodded absently. "I was really bad at it last time we did it! I was second to go down and the first was Owen." Geoff just nodded.

[I wonder if I'm too attached to Bridgette? People always say we're attached to the tongue... Well, that's what Sierra's blog said...] - Geoff

"Are you even listening?" Bridgette looked at Geoff, expecting an answer. "Yeah... yeah..." Bridgette shook her head. Geoff walked over to where Trent and DJ were talking.

Noah walked over to Cody. "Listen, we both know what happened last time we did this challenge. So how about we agree, you stay on that side of the campfire, I stay over here." "Deal. Don't tell Sierra where I'll be staying, then."

"Oh my god, we can fall asleep together!" "Oh my god, Sadie, this is sooo... great. Could we go sit next to Alejandro?" "Oh my god, no! He's... evil!" Katie went to find Alejandro anyway. "Oh my god, are you just gonna leave me?"

"So Chris, can I decide who gets voted off?" Owen asked. "No, Owen." Chris said. "I'll reveal the pictures then. There's camera's here now, aren't there?" Chris looked up at him. "Fine. Who do you want to see going?" "I dunno, I kinda like everybody here..." "Then why'd you ask?" "Ooh! Heather!" "Well, wait until the challenge is over, first... Owen?" Owen didn't answer, as he had already fallen asleep.

"Owen?" Cody woke Owen up. "You're a beauty..." Owen said in his sleep. Cody chuckled. Must be dreaming about Izzy. "You're the biggest donut I've ever seen!" Cody sighed. "OWEN!" "What?" Cody thanked God that he managed to wake Owen. "I heard about the pictures." "Oh, what pictures? I just am a fan of nature, that I am!" Owen rambled. "Sure. I don't know what you have on Chris, but I want it." "What do you want it for?" "Not your concern. What do you want for the pictures?" Cody said, Owen's shadow making him look more intimidating. "Umm... I don't know?" "How about this. You give me the pictures, I'll give you this EpiPen. It gets you pretty hyper, keeps you up. Might help you with the challenge. You can't use it anymore, but you can give it to a teammate." "Ummm... Deal!"

Justin walked into the woods. He needed to take a leak, and he hated the public bathrooms. As he walked, he noticed that something was different, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. Just as he was starting to realise what was wrong, he tripped and fell on his face. Oh god! That was gonna leave... a bruise! Oh, the horror! He stood, looking around, and found a rope, strung through the woods. He had wondered why he had tripped. Who was he, Tyler?

Noah and Izzy were talking at their side of the campfire. Izzy was a good way to stay awake. "So I was totally there for Godzilla to wreck Japan, he took me out to dinner after, it was so romantic!" Noah smirked. Sure. "So, when are you and Cody gonna make out again?" Noah jumped up. "We- What- We never made out!" "Well, there was kissing involved, wasn't there?" "We were asleep!" "That was why I thought you'd do it again!" "Forget it, Izzy!" "It's Zizzy Dizzy! Anyway, don't you guys sleep in the same room?" "Nothing ever happened!" "Okay, just wondering... Ha ha!" Noah sighed, rolled his eyes and sat back down.

"These people are pathetic." Eva came and sat down next to the two. "Justin just fell asleep after rambling about his skin, Harold peed his pants, Bridgette went down ages ago, Sadie is sleeping on her own, miraculously, and DJ is literally sleeping surrounded by wounded animals." Noah chuckled. "Oh, hi Eva! Look! Now our entire allian-" Both Noah and Eva stopped her before she could finish her sentence. Izzy relaxed for a second. "Oh, hey Eva, Noah's gonna kiss Cody again!" "NO I'M NOT!"

"Lindsay, why haven't you been talking to me as much lately?" Beth asked, looking up at the tall girl. "Nothing, I just realised something." Lindsay replied, coldly and without looking at Beth. "What?" Lindsay turned to Beth. "Listen, I totally wanna become a famous star, and famous stars have famous star friends. And I just realised you're not a good famous friend. You're never gonna make it in the biz, so why be friends?" "But Lindsay, I thought..." "Nope." Beth ran away, crying. Lindsay turned around to see Heather, her hands against her sides. "Wow, that was harsh. I'd be proud if you didn't disgust me so much." Lindsay giggled, before she realised what Heather said.

"Are you gonna fall asleep any time soon?" Duncan said. "Forget it! Are you gonna pee any time soon?" Trent retorted. Duncan growled and took out his pocket knife. Trent grabbed his guitar. Duncan chuckled. "Do you really think you can hurt me with that?" Trent took his guitar and started playing. Duncan roared and ran off. He had always hated Trent's music.

"I'm just worried I'm gonna be one of those guys that can never stay apart from their girls..." Geoff said. DJ scoffed. "You're already one of those guys." "Well, what do I do about it?" "I don't know. Never had the problem before..." "Of course not, you don't do relationships, do you?" "Of course I do, just not on the show. That'd be weird, with the competition..." "Why did you even stay? You could have been thrown out in the first episode, seeing as you have the whole animal curse and all..." "Well, if I get the money, maybe I can do something about it." "True. ...Let's go pick on Harold." "Are you kidding me? Three seasons of this game and you still want to pick on these people? You know what they went through." "Yeah, no. I'm sorry. I just wanted things to go back to how it was at the beginning." "Don't we all."

"Hey Alejandro!" Katie ran over to Alejandro, who was putting away some rope. "Oh, hello. Where's your friend?" "Oh my god, she's being so weird!" "Oh well. Anyway, you don't like Heather, do you?" Alejandro made sure Katie was looking him in the eyes. "Oh my god, of course not! Eww..." Katie was too busy staring into Alejandro's eyes.

"Hey Tyler!" Owen walked over to Tyler. "...Yeah?" Tyler took a moment to react, purely from his exhaustion. "Look what Cody gave me!" "What's that?" "It's Cody's EpiPen! Inject it! It'll keep you awake!" Owen bounced around, enthousiastically. "Are you sure you didn't already use it on yourself?" "Just use it!" Tyler took the EpiPen and injected it. Soon afterwards, it took effect. "BAM! I AM PUMPED! THANK YOU CO-WHERE'S CODY? IS HE KISSING NOAH AGAIN? I AM WIDE AWAKE! I DO TRIP A LOT, DON'T I?" Tyler shouted.

"Jeesh, you guys are pathetic..." Eva said to Noah and Izzy, who had already fallen asleep. "Am I the only one who can do a challenge here?", she said to no one in particular. "Ahem!" Eva turned around to see Gwen, who was standing behind her. "Oh yeah, you're on my team too. You're good at this, right?" Gwen groaned. "Everyone in my team thinks I have to win for my team, because I won the last time! Well, forget it! I'm going to bed!" She stormed off, leaving Eva outraged. "You've got to be kidding me!" She turned around. "And where the hell is Noah?"

"Trent?" Trent turned around to see Courtney standing behind him. "I was thinking the other night, and we all know by now you despise Duncan for a lot of reasons..." "Sure do!" "I applaude your enthousiasm. I think us getting together would really piss him off." "Uh, what?" "If we got together, it would make him jealous and angry, I'm sure of it. Don't you want to see his face? The one he pulls when things go wrong? I want it to be the screensaver of my PDA!" "But there's gotta be better ways..." "I assure you, you'll never see him angrier in your entire life!"

[I'm convinced Duncan still wants me. I just want him to suffer for not letting me change him! He'd be so perfect if he just wasn't... him!] - Courtney

"I really don't think so. A relationship isn't supposed to be faked..." "Alright, but remember me."

"Hmm. Cute." Justin said, glaring at Alejandro. Katie had fallen asleep on Alejandro's shoulder. "I'm not going to push her away from me, now, am I?" "I know you put up that rope." Justin accused. "I might have. But seriously, if you can't even see a piece of rope in the woods, you deserve the pain!" "Look at my skin!" "Gladly. I'll be watching every wound you get with pleasure." Alejandro said, a demonic glint in his eye. Justin walked away, passing Tyler, who had fallen asleep already. Cody grinned. "When it runs out, it puts you right to sleep." Cody himself hadn't fallen asleep yet, but his eyes just wouldn't stay open. Eventually he succumbed to the darkness, falling asleep next to a snoring Lindsay.

"Uh..." Gwen woke up to Leshawna, who sat next to her. "Who's still awake?", she asked the girl. "Trent, Eva, Geoff, Courtney, Beth- oh no, she just crashed... Umm, Sierra aaand... Heather and Alejandro." Leshawna answered. "What about Duncan?" Gwen asked. "Went to pee, and you can figure out the rest by yourself..." Leshawna answered. Gwen shook her head. "Just kidding. He went under protest as well." "Oh, okay." Gwen laughed. "I myself went down an hour ago. Chris might have used Rohypnol."

"OMG, I am so tired..." Sierra said. "I know... You've said that 6 times by now. We're all tired!" Heather said, getting more annoyed by the second. "Yeah, but I'm like, really tired..." Sierra said, not realising that was pretty much what she had been saying over and over already. "And I have to- wait, I smell EpiPen!" "You smell that?" Sierra jumped up and ran towards the scent, soon finding an asleep Tyler. "He used it!" Sierra barked. "Tyler used an EpiPen? Why?" Heather asked, confused. Gwen used it in World Tour, and she fell asleep pretty fast, after being hyper for a while. Of course Tyler didn't know that... Sierra walked back to her seat, where she fell asleep right away.

Geoff walked around the campgrounds a bit aimlessly. He realised Bridgette and he had been the laughing stock of the entire show. What was he gonna do now? Break up with her? Bridgette was everything for him. But maybe that was the problem. A lot of people have been breaking their bonds with people: Lindsay and Beth, Katie and Sadie... Maybe it was time for him and Bridgette to do the same? What if Bridgette would be his entire life? What if everything he had seen himself do in the future would be thrown away just for Bridgette? Could he give that up? The tired Geoff just couldn't handle the stress anymore, and he fell asleep on the spot.

While Courtney was still hopping around at the campfire, Heather walked into Chef's kitchen. She was gonna get coffee if her life depended on it, which it probably did. She quickly found what she was looking for, and before taking it, she turned around, with her sharpened claws. When she didn't see anyone, she took the coffee. She took a few steps, and then quickly turned around, grabbing her nail file. Still no one there. She walked to the dinner table, and then grabbed her knife, and waved it under the table for a few seconds, just to make sure no one was there. She started drinking her coffee, still cautiously looking around. A few minutes later, she was sound asleep.

Noah slowly opened his eyes, awoken by the tickling sensation on his chin. He looked down to see a sleeping Cody, kissing it. 'Oh crap, not again..." Noah thought. 'How did it happen now? We specifically made sure we wouldn't be around each other!', he thought as he quietly pushed Cody away and walked out, still slightly shocked. He needed a shower.

Courtney looked down at Trent, who had fallen asleep, next to Duncan. How cute. Courtney rolled her eyes and walked to the lodge. When she stepped inside, she saw Heather, asleep with a cup of coffee. Alejandro was in the kitchen, making more cups. Courtney noted the sleeping medicine he put in them. She snuck up behind him and took the pills, quicky stuffing one into his mouth and forcing him to swallow it. She walked out, knowing he wasn't gonna last long anymore. She stood still for a moment on the campground and then crashed.

"Eva! You won! You gained invincibility for your entire team!" Chris said through his megaphone, waking everyone up. "Now, everyone else has another challenge to go!" The exhausted campers groaned. "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll love it." "I doubt it..." Heather muttered. "No, really! The challenge is called... The Sleep-A-Thon!" "What?" Leshawna's eyes brightened at those words. "Yes! The team to have all of its members wake up first has to eliminate one of their own!" "Oh, yeah, baby!" Leshawna and Harold danced while Heather crashed instantly.

The first person to wake up was Tyler, having not even woken up when Chris yelled through his megaphone. After the rules of the challenge were explained to him, he silently went to sit on a log. Katie and Sadie seemed to have made up again, although that could have been the fault of their magnetism. Beth was up next, and she stomped off, waking up Lindsay and Bridgette in the process. Weirdy enough, Owen woke up next, disappointing Tyler and Justin, who had also woken already.

Sadie and Katie woke up next, hugging each other and apologizing for their fight. Next was Sierra, who instantly went to yell at Tyler for using Cody's EpiPen. Duncan woke next, still angry at his team for counting on him so much. Next up was Harold, as it was 7:21 in the morning at that point and that's when he usually woke up. "Crap, a lot of our people are already awake..." Tyler said. The log he and Justin were sitting on suddenly rolled away forcibly, causing both Tyler and Justin to fall flat on their face. As Justin got up, he saw Alejandro, who had apparently also woken, walking away with a smirk on his face.

"Uhh... Did we win?" Leshawna said as she woke up. "Nooo! And now only Heather is left!" Sierra said. "Aw, damn." Leshawna responded, disappointed in herself. "Zizzy Dizzy! Woof Woof!" Izzy ran over to the sleeping campers and barked. DJ woke up, reacting to animal noises, leaving only Courtney and Geoff asleep for their team. Unfortunately for Team Radiance, Trent also woke up, losing the game for them.

"SLEEPY CAMPERS, WAKE UP! YOU HAVE WON THE CHALLENGE FOR YOUR TEAM AND YOU ARE NOT IN TROUBLE THIS TIME!" Chris yelled into his megaphone. "Huh? I'll call the police!" Courtney yelled, waking up. "Don't wanna be stuck..." Geoff muttered before waking up. Heather got up, looking around. "I won? Yes!"

[Of course I won. The rest of the campers are weak. You need power and energy to do a challenge like this one.] - Eva

[I don't think I'm happy with the trade I made with Cody, but I can't do anything now! I'm as useless as toast. Hmm, toast.] - Owen

"Hey, Owen, Trent, Sadie, Justin!" Beth walked towards the campers, who were walking towards the confessional cam, defeated. "Who are you going to vote for?" "Oh, umm, I dunno...", the four campers mumbled. "Well, maybe you should vote for Tyler!" Beth said. "Why?" Owen asked. "Well, something with him using an EpiPen, which sends you right off after a while, so he kinda lost for you there..." Beth said, spitting on Justin a few times. "And he was the first one to wake up as well..." "Why do you want us to vote on Tyler so bad?" Trent asked. "Well, let's just say I have a score to settle with someone..." Beth said. "Oh my god, I know who you mean! I'll vote for Tyler!" Sadie said. "Thanks, you guys!" Beth said excitedly, and hopped away.

"Nice one, Eva." Noah said. "Yeah, Zizzy fell asleep somehow! And I know of over fifty energy giving herbs on this island!" Izzy said, hopping around. "Ah well, someone needed to do it... You certainly weren't doing it. Where did you go anyway?" "What are you... talking about? I was never... gone!" Noah said, hesitating. "Right." Eva said, with part of her unibrow raised.

"Chris!" Chris sighed and turned around to Cody. "What do you annoying kids want from me all the time?" Chris yelled. "I have the pictures." Cody replied. "Oh great, now you have them as well?" "No, I took them from Owen." "Great, so now you're gonna make me let you win?" "Oh, that's not what I want..." "What do you want, then?" "A restraining order."

"And the votes have been counted!" Chris said, as the six campers of Team Radiance sat near the campfire. "Five marshmallows, six campers..." "Yeah, yeah, we know the drill. How hard was it for you to count six votes anyway?" Duncan asked. "Did you have to start over?", he laughed. "SHUT IT!" Chris yelled. "Or do you want me to just kick you off the show right away?" "Go ahead, sir."

"Justin." Justin came to get his marshmallow, taking his shirt off when he got too close to the fire. Sadie squee'd.

"Sadie." Sadie ran over and "accidentally" put her hand on Justin's chest while getting the marshmallow.

"Duncan." Duncan grinned at Trent before getting his marshmallow.

"Trent." Duncan watched, pissed off, as Trent took his marshmallow.

"Owen and Tyler. The two of you are left, and there's only one marshmallow on my plate. The person to get that marshmallow is..."

"Owen."

"I vote for Trent. That loser has got to get his deranged mind and out-of-tune guitar out of here!" Duncan yelled, throwing his vote into the box.

"I vote for Tyler. When Beth gets that scary, you listen to her." Justin said, putting his vote in.

"I vote for Tyler, since Beth told me to. I wonder why she's angry at Tyler..." Owen said, putting his vote into the box, getting his hand stuck.

"Oh my god, I totally vote for Tyler." Sadie said, putting her vote in and squealing nervously.

"I vote for Duncan. I know Beth told me to vote for Tyler, but that guy is a pain in the ass, and... he stole Gwen from me!" Trent yelled.

"I vote for Owen, because of the EpiPen he gave me, which didn't work at all!" Tyler said, putting his vote in the box, accidentally hitting his face with the camera.

"What?" Lindsay came out from behind the bushes and ran over to Tyler. "I can't believe you're going already! I'll miss you, Tyler!"

Tyler smiled and waved at her as the boat started on its trip. He took a step forward, slipped on a puddle of water and hit his chin.

Lindsay turned around at the other campers. "Why did you vote Tyler off?" Lindsay asked them.

"Well, Beth told us to, really..." Owen said.

"Beth? Oh, she's going down now!" Lindsay said, walking away.

"Wow! There's some pressure in this group already! I like it! So, what questions are still unanswered? Why did Noah end up with Cody again? What's the history behind the name "Zizzy Dizzy", and who will be voted off next? See some of that on the next episode of Total. Drama. Tournament!"

"Ow... I can't believe I got voted off again! I cannot win this! I've been hurt far too long on this show for me to lose again! And I don't even know why they voted me off! My best guess is that is was all Owen's fault. Him and the EpiPen? Weird!"

"OW! Why is there a nail sticking out there? Owww!"

Ah, finally done.

Well, school starts tomorrow (crap), so probably less frequent updates. Sorry!

And I don't have the time to proofread, so you'll get the unedited version now. (With Tyler's elimination speech added, sorry for that.)

See ya next time, and remember to leave a review! It's directly connected to the updates, you know.