Well, I'm back again! I hate it when I update my story and then for a while it's just missing from the story list. How are people supposed to know about this?
And I'm incredibly sorry that I forgot the elimination speech. I guess I was just tired, and I just didn't realize I still had to make it.
Anyway, I'm starting a new chapter now, at 9 pm, so I probably won't finish it anytime soon. My new school schedule sucks beyond compare, so I just won't have the time.
Disclaimer: ...Who do you think I am?
Let's do this! ...Over a long period of time.
"...Right. Can you come over today? Good. I want the pictures in my hands as soon as possible, you hear me? ...Oh... Uhh, welcome to Total Drama Tournament! Last time, Tyler was the second camper to be eliminated, and we've been informed that he managed to land himself in the hospital since then. That guy needs to find himself a carer."
"Anyways, I'm standing here with the campers, at the beautiful beach!" "This could quite possibly be the worst beach I've ever seen!" Heather yelled out.
"Doesn't matter. Anyway, as you can see, there's a nice volleyball net set up here..."
"I don't think they've set it up right." Trent piped up, pointing at the net. It seemed more like there were two nets, joined at the middle, forming a sort of plus sign.
"Yes it is, actually! We're gonna play volleyball, with four teams!" Chris said, excitedly.
"And how exactly would that work?" Gwen asked.
"Every team chooses two players. They stand together, in one of the corners of the net. They then play the ball over the net, going clockwise. We got the little carpets out again, so get your players over to their carpet!"
"Ooh! Me! Me!" Lindsay yelled out, jumping up and down with her hand in the air. "Didn't think so. Bridgette, what do you think? Shall we play together?" Courtney asked Bridgette. As Lindsay walked back to the rest of her team, disappointed, Bridgette hesitated. "I'm not so sure... Geoff?" "Oh no, you go play, honey! I'll stand by the sidelines." Geoff told her. "Well... Okay then..." Bridgette and Courtney walked over to their corner.
"Who's gonna play here? 'Cause I know I'm sure as hell not doing it..." Noah said. "Of course you're not." Gwen said, rolling her eyes. Eva walked over to the carpet, and Izzy followed her, doing cartwheels.
"Well... I can't possibly hurt my face any further, so I can't play. What do you think, Sadie?" "Oh my god, I totally agree!" Sadie hugged Justin and then proceeded to do a little dance around him. "I'll do it!" Duncan and Trent yelled out at the same time. They glared at each other. "No, I'll do it! No, I'LL do it! Shut up!", they said, simultaneously. "Enough! Why don't you... both do it?" Justin said, like he was talking to a bunch of 6-year olds. "...Fine."
Alejandro saw Trent and Duncan walking over to the net and turned to his team. "I think it would be best to sit this one out. I feel my expertise would be better saved for a later time...", he said. "That is such a lame excuse!" Heather said. "Well, if the two of you aren't gonna do it, I sure as hell ain't gonna stay on the sidelines!" Leshawna said. Katie nodded, walking out as well. "Oh my god, I love volleyball!"
"Well, that's settled! Team Radiance begins, passing the ball to Team Dizzy. Oh, and by the way, this is your ball!" Chris threw a bomb at Duncan. "Oh, you've got to be kidding me!", he exclaimed. "Nope! Don't worry, it's only a small explosion! Hehe... If you all happen to play well, this bomb will add some extra fun to the game!" "Oh, yeah, 'cause this is such fun..." Noah said, from the sidelines. "SHUT! IT!" Chris yelled at him.
Chris whistled. "GO!" Duncan threw the bomb at Eva, who continued to smash the ball at Bridgette, who only barely managed to throw it over to Katie. She made a swift move, throwing it over to Trent. Trent missed, making the bomb fall to the ground and explode, sending Trent several feet away. Duncan had to take a few minutes to stop laughing. He caught the new bomb Chris threw at him, passing it over to Izzy, who juggled it for a few seconds. A few seconds too long, unfortunately, because she ended up being blown away as well, laughing the entire way.
Eva shook her head as Chris passed her the new bomb. She threw it over to Courtney, who tripped, but still managed to hit it over the net, to Leshawna, who passed it to Duncan. He threw it towards Eva, who smashed it so hard Bridgette was destined to be blown away, by the bomb if not by the sheer force of Eva's throw. But miraculously enough, she managed to pass it to Leshawna, who couldn't reach the bomb and fell over onto the bomb right before it exploded, leaving her a little woozy after she landed. (AN: Thank god this is a cartoon universe...)
Katie took the bomb, throwing it over to Duncan, who threw it over to Eva right away. The game went on like this for a while without anyone being eliminated. Duncan caught the bomb and swiftly passed it over to Eva, who tried to smash it towards Bridgette, but failed due to the bomb exploding. She got blown away, landing in the sand. After realizing what happened, she became so angry she almost looked more explosive than the bomb.
"Alright! Team Dizzy has been eliminated, so we're moving on!" Chris led the remaining players to another net, this time divided up into three parts. He then threw a bomb at Courtney, who smashed it over the net, making Katie miss it, sending her into the air. "Oh my god! Katie!" Sadie shrieked, running off to fetch her friend. "...And moving on..." Chris said, walking over to the final net, which was a traditional net. Except it was an electrical fence.
"Make sure not to hit the net, as that would just be... shocking!" Chris said, the last word in sync with Noah, who saw the lame pun coming. "Bridgette and Courtney, over here. Duncan, over here. ...You're screwed, dude." Chris sniggered. "Can it!" Duncan growled at him. He catched the bomb and threw it over the fence. Courtney passed it back to him with terrifying ferocity. He threw it back with equal passion. For a while, it was just a game between Duncan and Courtney, until Bridgette yelled: "Courtney! Pass it to me!" Courtney passed the bomb to Bridgette, and the two continued to juggle the bomb between them for a while. Then, Courtney passed it over to Duncan, who knew he had to act fast. Unfortunately, he slipped just a bit, causing him to hit the electric fence, shocking him. Courtney smashed the bomb back onto Duncan, who was lying on the ground, blowing him away.
"Courtney and Bridgette! You're the winners of the first round!" Courtney and Bridgette high-fived, and Geoff scoffed. "Now, the three remaining teams, come with me!" The three teams walked over to where Chris led them, while Team Starlight went to hang out around the campgrounds. "You know, I know that you voted off Taylor." Lindsay said to Beth. "...Tyler, Lindsay. And I couldn't vote him off, I'm not on his team, remember?" This left Lindsay confused. "I'm glad I didn't have to participate on this challenge!' DJ told Geoff. "I'm so sure I would have hit something..." "Don't you think it's time to do something about this animal curse?" Geoff answered. "What should I do about it?" DJ asked. "Ummm..." was all Geoff had in return. "Thought so." DJ said, sitting down onto a mouse.
"The next challenge is the Flag Run!" Chris exclaimed. "There's a flag in the sand up ahead. Every team chooses a player. This camper has to run over to the flag as fast as possible and catch it before the other players! Whoever wins gains invincibility for their team, and the teams that lose have to compete in a volley..."ball" death match!" Chris said. Both Justin and Alejandro's ears perked up at the words "death match". "Ooh! I'll do this one!" Justin said. "Allow me to participate in this challenge for our team." Alejandro said as he saw Justin walking up to the starting line.
"So? Eva and Izzy aren't allowed to participate in this one, so who's gonna do this one?" Gwen asked her team. Noah and Cody both took a step backwards. "Seriously? You're gonna have to participate in a challenge at some point!" Gwen complained, walking over to the starting line. "Next one, we promise!" Cody yelled at her. "You promise, you mean..." Noah muttered. Eva glared at him. "You better get into action really fast, you little shrimp! I don't even know why I joined that stupid-" She was cut off by Izzy and Noah talking really loudly. "SO, WHERE DID THE NAME "ZIZZY DIZZY" COME FROM?" Noah yelled. "I DUNNO, I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED FUN! LIKE KALEIDOSCOPE!" Izzy yelled back. Noah looked over at Eva, who had gotten the message. "...Great.", he said. "AND I THINK THIS ONE'S A KEEPER! LIKE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!" Izzy said, not realizing she didn't have to yell anymore. Noah shushed her and looked over at Cody, who was giving the three of them a weird look. "...Are you guys-" "We're not really anything! Why do you even ask? Huh?" Eva yelled, reacting in a panic.
"Oh, and the path could possibly be riddled with explosives. Aaaand... GO!" The three campers ran off. Justin pretty much made no effort to look like he was trying, actually running in a circle at one point. "What is this moron doing?" Duncan shouted. Sadie gasped and slapped him. Trent chuckled.
Alejandro, however, was already way ahead, with Gwen struggling to even try to keep up. "Come on Gwen! You can take him!" Cody yelled out. "Highly doubtful." Noah snarked. "Oh come on! Don't let that Spanish bastard defeat us! GWEN!" Eva roared. "I'm trying!" Gwen yelled back. Bridgette walked up to Team Dizzy. "How's it going?", she asked. "Take a look for yourself..." Noah sighed. Bridgette looked over to see Alejandro, far ahead. "Crap. Hey, why is he constantly looking down?"
"Why is that thick-headed scumbag constantly looking down?" Heather hissed. Alejandro really was looking down a lot. What was he trying to find? Everyone's attention was drawn away from him for a second, as Justin had hit a bomb. He was flung away for about a mile, screeching all the way. "MY BODY!", he screamed. Sadie gasped, whereas Katie apparently couldn't care less, still transfixed with Alejandro, who was nearly at the flag. But then, he hit what he was apparently looking for: A bomb, which made him fly away, though he didn't go as far as Justin. "Mierda...", he uttered, although not entirely convincingly. "Ugh!" Heather huffed.
Gwen watched as Alejandro launched. She hadn't expected that one. Obviously, you had to be pretty stupid (a quality she had expected of Justin, but not him...) to not see the bumps that indicated a bomb was hidden there. She had avoided all the bombs, but she hadn't been able to do so as fast as Alejandro. Until his focus slipped for a second, apparently... Gwen realized she could still win, and she hurried over to the flag and grabbed it. She had won! As her team ran over to her, cheering, she smiled. She was useful after all! She really had been worrying her lesser usefulness would have her eliminated at some point. She was such a good competitor in Season 1, but it all went downhill after that. This was just the thing she needed. She had saved her team! She walked back to the campgrounds with the flag still in her hands, as Chris led the remaining two teams back to the electrical fence.
"And here, we have the final part of the challenge: the Volley Ball Run Around!" "Umm...What?" Harold asked. "What, you never learned about this at Some Steve Guy's Volleyball Camp? I'm starting to think you just got sent to so many camps because your parents wanted you out of the house!" Heather quipped. "Wow, and that's coming from you? I think your parents are ecstatic about this show, since it means you won't be in the house for the season!" Leshawna shot back.
Cody walked into his bunk. He seriously wanted candy like, right now. He grabbed his stash, decided the others might want some as well, and turned around. In front of him were three huge men, all dressed in a black suit. "Uhh... Can I help you?" Cody asked, nervously. "We've been informed that you are in the possession of several photographs which have private matters on it. We would like those photographs, please.", the guy in the middle droned. "But I can't give you those!" Cody said. "Well, then you leave us no choice." The man pulled out a gun.
"O-kay, easy now..." Cody took a step back. "Give us the pictures." "You can't shoot me! It's against the law! There's camera's everywhere!" "Yeah, but who will ever air this? Certainly not Chris..." "But... You can't do this! People will find out!" "We have created a fairly accurate clone of you, in case you don't give us the pictures. But I think you've got a very easy choice to make. You can't have hidden the pictures too great. Either you give us the pictures right now, or we kill you and find the pictures ourselves. What do you think?" "...Okay then... I don't get why Chris doesn't let me have a damn restraining order, but if he wants the pictures that badly..." He reached for his mattress, under which he had hidden the pictures. But as he grabbed them, he heard a distinctive voice behind him.
"Get your slimy slimehands off Cody!" Izzy yelled as she kicked one of the mercenaries unconscious, while Eva knocked another out. The third mercenary, the one with the gun, managed to hold them off, however. "Well, it seems your friends made a choice for you. A sad, sad choice for you..." He held out his arm, only to find his gun had mysteriously vanished. "Looking for this?" The mercenary turned around to see Noah holding the gun. "Get out now, and never come back, if you care at all about your own life." The mercenary woke up his colleagues and they fled. Chef poked his head around the door to see what all the trouble was about. Noah walked up to him.
"I don't know who exactly got mercenaries involved, but I want you to tell Chris that if he ever tries something like this again, I will make sure the entire cast of the show comes after him, and we will shoot to kill.", he said, placing the gun in Chef's hand. "Just because we don't have guns, doesn't mean we won't get... inventive." Chef nodded and walked off.
The three turned around to face Cody, who was speechless. "I... I can't..." "You're welcome, Cody. You didn't think we'd actually let someone die, right?" Noah said. "Chris'd better think twice before he tries something like this again!" Eva roared. "Ha ha! That was fun!" Izzy said, earning a look from the other three.
"Well, thanks anyway. You saved my life!" Cody finally said. "No problem." Noah said, as the three started to walk off, mostly to find Chris, and in Noah's case, to freak out about what he just did, although he would never admit that to anyone. "Wait, guys?" Cody said. Although Eva didn't react at first, Noah and Izzy turned around, with Noah grabbing Eva's arm before she walked away. "I swear, that's just straight up steroids...", he muttered. "I know you guys are in an alliance. You're really bad at covering it up..." Cody said. Eva, Izzy and Noah looked at each other nervously. "Could I join?" Cody asked. "Oh, of course! Woo! We're taking over the world!" Izzy yelled. "...In other words, yes." Noah said.
"Okay, guys, enough complaining! This is the challenge! If you refuse, you're probably gonna get voted off. Heather!" Chris said to the whiny teens, turning towards Heather in particular. "I'll repeat the rules one more time, seeing as some of you obviously haven't been listening. After you pass the... "ball", you walk over to stand in the line on the other side. The next person in the line behind you then has to take over for you, and so on and so on. Got it?" The campers nodded. "Kay. Go make an order to stand in!"
Harold instantly got in front of the line, but Heather pulled him back to the end of the line. Trent and Duncan barged to the front of the line, pushing each other until Duncan finally got first in the line. Justin followed. Alejandro took notice of this. "Ladies first." He said to Katie. When Heather, Sierra and Leshawna tried to stand in front of him, he pushed them back. "I said ladies."
[Oh no he didn't!] - Leshawna
[That rotten piece of scum! I am so getting him out of here for that comment! And for last season! And for...] - Heather
[...Cody...] - Sierra
"Alright, seems like you've got an order... Oh, except for the fact that Team Radiance only has 5 members, so Team Defeat, someone has to sit this one out..." Everybody pushed Heather out of the line. "Ugh! Fine. I'll just watch you fail!", she said, storming off to the sidelines, where several members of the other two teams were watching.
"So, it's Duncan, Trent, Justin, Sadie and Owen over at Team Radiance, and Katie, Alejandro, Sierra, Leshawna and Harold for Team Defeat!" Chris observed. "And... GO!" He threw another bomb at Duncan. "This wouldn't be fun without a bomb, would it?" "Oh, I beg to differ!" Duncan yelled as he passed the bomb. Katie managed to pass it to Trent, who had a bit of trouble, but he managed to throw it to Alejandro. Who then continued to smash the bomb into Justin, who didn't stand a chance. He flew off, getting pissed off. "Again?!"
"Haha. Nice one!" Chris said, throwing the bomb to Sierra, who wasn't paying any attention (Cody had just walked onto the sidelines to watch), so she got blown up. "Wow. That was fast." Chris said, throwing the bomb at Sadie, who passed it towards Leshawna. Leshawna passed Sadie's weak throw to Owen with ease, and Owen... pretty much just stood there. Harold didn't expect the bomb to bounce off Owen's fat and hit him in the face, however.
"God, you guys suck at this!" Chris laughed, throwing the ball at Duncan, who couldn't react as he was laughing too hard at Harold's... "departure". "Guys! At least try for the camera's! You suuuck!" Chris now yelled, throwing the ball towards Katie, who didn't fail at passing it for once. The game managed to hold on like this for a little while, until Leshawna got the bomb. She then decided to only give it a weak pass, and her plan worked: While Owen wasn't paying attention, the bomb hit him, soft enough so it wouldn't bounce away. It blew up, causing Owen to move several inches.
Chris gave Katie another bomb, which she passed over to Trent, who smashed it towards Alejandro, who still managed to pass it to Sadie, though softly, so Sadie would be able to handle it. Giggling, she passed it to Leshawna, who threw the bomb at Trent. Trent passed it to Alejandro, which was exactly the moment the bomb exploded. Alejandro got blown away again, landing on his ass. "Finally!" Chris yelled, giving Sadie the bomb. She passed it to Leshawna, who attacked Trent with the bomb. Trent managed to get it over the net, but only barely, so Katie had to jump forward to pass the bomb, but hit the electric fence in the process. The bomb exploded, forcing her into the ground. After Alejandro helped her out, Chris passed the bomb to Sadie.
The three remaining campers had to run faster and faster to pass the bomb. "I'm getting... tired..." Leshawna said. "Oh my god, me... too..." Sadie agreed. "I'm fine!" Trent said as Sadie passed the bomb to Leshawna. "Ooh, that's it! I am done with you catching all my damn throws! Catch this!" Leshawna yelled out, smashing the ball at Trent. He got the bomb in his stomach, blowing him away. "Nice." Chris said. "Well, now that only the two of you are left, this becomes a fairly standard game of volleyball...", he added. "Yeah, except that the ball is a bomb and the net is an electric fence..." Leshawna deadpanned. "Except that. Now catch!" He smashed the bomb towards Leshawna, who had trouble passing it towards Sadie.
The match was a grueling one, and the bomb just would not go off! The campers on the sidelines started to leave, going off to do something other than watching Lashawna and Sadie throw a bomb over an electric fence. Heather, Harold, Alejandro, Katie, Justin, Duncan and Trent stayed, with Heather yelling at Leshawna, Harold looking at the bomb nervously, Alejandro watching Harold eye the bomb, evil clearly in his eyes, Katie being nervous for Sadie more than for her own team, Justin keeping an eye on Alejandro, and Duncan and Trent were half yelling at each other, half watching the game.
"You're really nervous, aren't you?" Alejandro said to Harold. "Well, yeah, umm, it's a bomb and an electric fence and..." Harold stuttered. "No, you're nervous for Lehsawna. You really do love her." "None of your business." Harold answered. "Just tell her. You need to tell her before it's too late. What if she loses this and is sent home?" Alejandro said, knowing he'd get what he wanted. Harold was silent for a few seconds, and then yelled: "I LOVE YOU, LESHAWNA!" "I-skinny legs say what?" Leshawna said as Sadie passed the bomb. It blew up, flinging Leshawna away. "Well, that was just poor timing, mi amigo." Harold glared at Alejandro, and then ran off.
"Congratulations, Sadie! You won the final challenge, and your team is also safe... this time!" Chris said. "Which means that Team Defeat is actually defeated this time! You gotta vote someone out."
"Chris?" Chef walked into Chris's room. "Yes?" Chris was sitting in the hot tub, a little irritated at Chef's invasion of his privacy. Thank god for bubbles. "Think fast." Chef threw the gun at Chris, who catched it. "Noah gave me this. I'm guessing you haven't gotten the pictures back yet?" "Oh crap! The pictures!" "Seems like your mercenaries were scared off before they could kill Cody. What the hell are you doing anyway, killing contestants?" "Hah! This baby isn't even loaded. They were just meant to scare little Cody into giving me the pictures." "The pictures that you still don't have." "Shush." "What are on those pictures anyway?" Chris jumped out of the tub, privacy having apparently taken a backseat. "Never ask me that question again." "Well, whatever it is, it can't be much worse than this here..." Chef said, pointing towards Chris's... area without actually looking at it. Chris grabbed a towel and shoo'd Chef out.
"You brought it upon yourself, you know." Beth said. Lindsay looked up from reading her magazine (which she had read 4 times already). "What?" "You were rude. You chose fame over friendship. What happened?" "...I went to audition for a movie." Lindsay went back to reading the magazine. "Wow!" Beth momentarily forgot about her anger. "Yeah, and an ugly girl stepped into the room before me. I heard them laughing at her, and they sent her out without even letting her audition." Lindsay said without looking up from her magazine. "Well, I don't care! One day I will make it. Just like you!" "It's a harsh world out there. You have to be pretty to make it." "I can't believe this! You were never shallow!" Courtney snorted from her bunk.
"You don't love me." Leshawna said as she walked into the men's cabin. She entirely ignored Alejandro, who was lying there shirtless, and walked over to Harold. "What?" "You don't love me. You were influenced by something, or someone," She glared at Alejandro, "but the point is, you said something you didn't mean. You need to calm down. Please." Harold got up and stood in front of her. "I meant every word I said. Everything about you is amazing to me, and you cannot do wrong. You amaze me." Leshawna sighed. "Then you're even more stupid than I thought." She walked away, leaving Harold, now and forever.
"Well, your clever little "Opposite of Team Victory" trick got you out of trouble... for two episodes. Now, it's time for one person to walk the Dock of Shame and board the Boat of Losers. Now, from this episode on, everybody just had to say who they were gonna vote on, as the box we used to have has already been damaged after a whopping two episodes. So, now we find out how your team has voted!"
"First one safe is... Katie!" "EEEEE!"
"Next up, we have... Leshawna!" Leshawna walked up to get her marshmallow, and then turned facing Harold.
"And... Sierra! You've still managed to not be voted off! How, I'll never know..."
"The person who recieves the next marshmallow is... Heather!" Heather smirked as she got her marshmallow.
"One marshmallow. Two campers. You both know what you've done to get here." Both campers gave Chris a funny look.
"Seriously? Alejandro, you blew yourself up during the second challenge, and were rude to several of your teammates." Alejandro shrugged.
"Harold, you ruined the last challenge by being a hormone-filled teenager." Leshawna shook her head.
"Now, the last one to get a marshmallow..."
"Please, Leshawna. If I leave, know that I will always remember you." Harold said, his voice weak.
"Do not interrupt me, goddamnit! The last one to get a marshmallow..."
Leshawna sighed, and Katie and Sierra gasped.
"Alejandro."
[I vote for Harold. What a foolish man, letting me influence him even after Season 3.] - Alejandro
[I vote for Heather, because I have tried to make her a better person, and failed.] - Harold
[I vote for Alejandro. Like I wouldn't notice what he did! Even if it is with a dweeb like Harold!] - Heather
[Oh my god, I totally vote for Harold, because he totally made us lose! Totally.] - Katie
[I vote for... Harold. He and I are over, and if he doesn't think so, then I can't face him anymore.] - Leshawna
[I vote for Aleheinous! He was totally weird with the second challenge! Like, WTF!] - Sierra
"Well, Harold, it's time for you to take that ticking time bomb of hormones the hell out of here!" Chris said, pointing towards the Dock of Shame.
Heather watched as Leshawna sat down, refusing to look at Harold. "Why do you even care, anyway? I thought you didn't like him anymore.", she asked. "He's done nothing wrong. I've hurt him, and hut him over and over again. He doesn't deserve any of it..." Leshawna said. She got up and walked towards the cabins.
Harold silently got onto the Boat of Losers, and sighed as it started to depart. "Gosh."
"The guys really aren't lucky this season, are they? And still so many questions! I love it! Will Heather get Alejandro out? Will Alejandro get Justin out? Will Cody get his goddamn restraining order? And what is on those pictures? You won't hear the answer to that, but other things will be revealed on the next episode of Total. Drama. TOURNAMENT!
"Gosh."
I really can't make a good exit statement for Harold...
I actually finished this the day after I started it. In lieu of doing my first homework of the year, of course, but okay...
I have this weird thing where in a lot of things, I confuse the names Harold with Howard, and accidentally type the wrong one. Think it has something to do with the "if the fsrit and lsat ltreets of a wrod are in the rhgit pacle, you can slitl raed the etrnie wrod" thing.
So that's chapter/episode/whatever four sorted! I kinda wanted to keep Harold in longer for the Harold/Leshawna thing, but others had important plotlines as well. Eventually, Leshawna and Harold were just the least meant to be.
So, review, tell me if I forgot anything because I totally forgot Tyler's speech at first, tell me what you think about the storylines, and review! Wait, I already said that, didn't I?