I'm back! Well, kinda...

School has started, and it's grueling. In terms of boringness, that is. All day all I want is a lot of free time so I can finish a chapter in one day. Luckily, I have not one, not two, not three, but six free periods in between the rest of my classes, so if I happen to not have anything to do and a bit of privacy (FanFiction and high school do not a good mix make), writing might end up involved.

I've had trouble with thinking up who had to go next and considered making it a rewards challenge, but I hate those, so I think I'll only do one of those to make it 26 chapters, just like the actual show, with perhaps an epilogue in the form of a special. This chapter is not going to be that chapter.

And I added a warning about the (slight) spoilers in the reviews, so that people don't read things in advance, because I hate when I do that and then I'm all like "know that... know that... know that..."

Also in regards to the reviews, I need help with something. The elimination ceremony is always annoying to make, because if you just happen to look down while reading, it's kind of a spoiler in itself. For like a few seconds, but still. So help me with that please. And other things you write in the review, mostly speculation, is fine, but please try to say what you like or don't like about the writing and especially about the plotline, so I can improve on that.

Kay, now that I've got that out of the way, I can totally start writing... Oh, wait.

Disclaimer: This is just taking too much time.

Happy reading!

"Last time on Total Drama Tournament: BOOM! That was basically it. Oh, and some of the campers caught a flag or something like that. Almost everyone, but especially Justin, got caught in an explosion the size of a small explosion! Harold ended up voted off because he loved Lashawna. Ew, love. I'd kick that guy out right away!"

"So, Cody, the restraining order is here." Cody's eyes grew to double their size. "Really? Not joking? No Chris bait and switch stuff?", he questioned, trying to deduce Chris's motives. "Just give me the pictures." "After I sign the restraining order." Cody specified. "Yes. Here we go." "And this is the real thing? No fake?" Cody continued. "SIGN." Chris said, throwing a pen at Cody's face. "Right here. We got Courtney here to prove it's real." Courtney got pushed in by Chef. "Courtney?" Chris said, turning to her. "Umm...Yes?" Courtney said, looking around before focusing on Cody. "What's going on?" "We need you to make sure this thing's real. Seeing as you've got such experience with the law..." "And not like Duncan, I would like to point out." "Of course." "Alright, let's see..." Courtney grabbed the piece of paper.

"...And from that, and the factors I pointed out before, I can conclude that this document is real." Courtney said two hours later, laying the piece of paper down on the table. Chris had long since fallen asleep. "Chris, wake up!" Cody said. "It's real. I'm signing." Chris woke, handing Cody another pen. "Aaand... done." Cody handed the restraining order to Chris. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sleep. It's 3 am, for god's sake." Cody handed Chris the pictures and he and Courtney walked out. "What am I doing awake at 2 am anyway?" Courtney said while closing the door behind her. "And they're mine again. Perfect."

Cody walked out of his cabin about 15 minutes later and walked over to the lodge to find Courtney there. "What are you doing here? At 2:17, no less..." Cody mocked, looking on his watch. "Chris just personally messed up my sleeping schedule. My biological clock is screwed up!" Courtney complained. "Yeah, I can't sleep either. Have to enjoy my newfound freedom a bit, I guess." Cody said, sitting down. "Yeah, lucky you." Courtney said. "We still have to deal with Sierra on a daily-wait." She stood, suddenly. "Are you sure the restraining order was against Sierra?" Cody thought for a second and then bolted out of the door.

"It's against Sierra." Cody said, walking into the lodge, finding not only Courtney, but also Bridgette there. Courtney looked up. Bridgette and she had just been strategizing. Well, she had. Bridgette didn't seem focused. Like most of the people here. Maybe that was because it was about 2:30 in the morning. Cody sat down. "What could he be doing, then?" "He could have put a tiny "0," in front of the restraining order, so it'd only be 3 decimetres..." Courtney answered. Bridgette looked at the two. What were they talking about? "Well, I'm too tired to go check." "Guys!" Bridgette exclaimed. The two turned to her. "What are you talking about?"

"Restraining order." Cody answered flatly, without further explanation. "Against Sierra, I presume?" Bridgette asked, although the answer was fairly clear. "Good. Never liked that girl." Courtney looked at Bridgette with a suprised look on her face, laughing. "Really? But you're always so relaxed and... I thought you liked everyone?" "Well, you know that's a lie. Can't stand Duncan, Alejandro, Heather, or Eva." "And Sierra, apparently!" Courtney said, still laughing. Cody started sniggering as well. He didn't really know why, he just knew that on the rare moments that Courtney did laugh, it was kinda infectious. And plus, she's always right anyway, so when she's laughing, something must be pretty funny, right?

"Well, what don't you like about her?" Courtney asked. "Too... hyper boing boing psycho." Bridgette answered. Courtney about fell off the bench. "Hyper boing boing psycho psycho psycho, you mean..." Cody said, starting to laugh now too. Even Bridgette was giggling. Courtney was losing it. "She's a crazy bitch and you are a genius!", she yelled out. The other two laughed out loud (or LOL as Sierra would put it), but Courtney suddenly stopped laughing, becoming deadly serious again. Cody stopped as well. "Wow Courtney, way to get creepy there." Courtney turned towards Cody.

"How'd you do it?" "Whaddaya mean?" "How'd you get Chris to give you a restraining order?" "Umm... I was very convincing?" "Really?" Courtney said. "Well, I have some things I want to arrange..." "I'm not that convincing, Courtney." Cody said as he got up. Bridgette chuckled. "Come on Courtney. Let's go to bed." "I guess..." Courtney said. She got up and followed Bridgette out. When she got to the door, she turned towards Cody again. "Hey, I think it's awesome you got the restraining order. I can't wait to see Sierra's face when she hears about it!" She walked out. Cody smiled. "Me neither."

"Alright campers! Before we do today's challenge, I have some very important news. Cody asked me for a favor-" "Ooh, Cody! What kind of favor did you ask for?" Sierra asked excitedly. "Yeah, Cody, what did you ask?" Courtney said, smirking. "Stop interrupting! He asked me for a favor, and being the kind and considerate host I am-" "Hah! You, kind and considerate? The only person more evil than Alejandro here is you!" Heather sneered. "SHUSH! How many times do I have to tell you people to shut! Up!" Cody pulled his collar nervously. "Just hurry up, Chris!"

"Right. Being the kind and considerate host that I am, and shut it, I complied. And that means that we now have a restraining order in order!" Most of the campers gasped. Bridgette smirked, Noah started laughing, Heather nodded her head in approval, and Courtney clapped her hands and giggled. Lindsay raised her hand. "What's a resting order?" "A restraining order, Lindsay!" Beth said. "Lindsiot.", she added, muttering under her breath. "Yeah, that." Lindsay said. "A restraining order means that the person it's against, cannot come closer than, in this case, 3 metres to the person who signed it. So Sierra here? 3 metres. You're currently way closer. Scoot." Sierra ran away, crying. Eva, Noah and Izzy walked up to Cody. "Didn't think you had it in you. Good one there." Eva said, amused by the whole thing. "Thanks." Cody said. "Does this mean I'm now officially part of the alliance?", he asked in a hushed tone. "Are you kidding? You always were." Noah said.

"Now! Campers, follow me. Someone from Team Defeat, make sure Sierra comes along, but remember, 3 metres!" Chris said, walking off into the woods. Heather stormed off. "Crazy hose beast seriously found competition..."

[I've never felt more free in my life. Those pictures saved me!] - Cody

[I have to say, Cody really earned my respect here. Blackmailing Chris? Genius!] - Courtney

[Wow. I did not see that coming. Well, it's gonna be great to see Sierra squirm from Cody withdrawal. Damn, Cody is actually pretty awesome! I mean, wow...] - Noah

[But I thought we were meant to be? I can't believe this! My life is over! Our life is over! OH, CODYYYYYY...] - Sierra

[...Get the hell out of here and come along, you stalker sap!] - Heather, pulling Sierra out of the confessional.

"And here we are!" Chris said. "Holy, what the hell is that?" Leshawna uttered. "It's just a few poles you'll have to climb." Chris said flippantly. "Every team has their own row of poles. You climb up the first one, and then use the ropes that we hung up to swing to the other poles." "I dunno, Chris, those ropes look kinda flimsy..." Trent said. "What, are you some kind of wuss?" Duncan yelled in his face. "Hell no! Bring it!" Trent shouted back. Gwen ran over and stood in between them. "Stop it! Just calm down, okay?"

"Thank you Gwen. I wasn't freaking done yet! If you fall, you have to get back in line. If you do make it to the middle pole, you know, the big one, you then have to enter the arena. If you make it first, you get this awesome armor! If you come second, this old, but still fairly robust armor is all yours. If you make it third, you get this wooden armor, and if you come in last, you get nothing. In the arena, you have to manage to beat all of the other fighters, you win the challenge. Got it?" The campers nodded. Well, most of them. Sierra sobbed. "GO!"

Heather instantly started climbing up the pole. After slipping a few times, she started climbing up at a fairly good pace. "I am going to win and I am going to throw three morons off that pole!"

"Alright, seeing as I have to participate at some point, I'll just do it now..." Noah said. He started climbing, but couldn't get up. Eva shook her head, grabbed him, and threw him up into the air. He grabbed the pole on his way down and climbed to the top of it. "Gee, thanks for endangering my life there!", he yelled down. "No problem!" Eva yelled back.

Duncan and Trent fought for the first climb up. They ended up fighting each other instead of doing the challenge, and as Noah fell down, Gwen ran over. "Stop! For god's sake, cut it out!" "If that dumb fucker would just let me through, we wouldn't have a problem now!" Duncan glowered. "I think he punched me nine times!", he continued.

The two walked back to the pole, only to see Owen trying to climb up the pole. "Uh, what's this?" Trent asked. "He insisted he should climb, but obviously it's not exactly working..." Justin explained. Trent and Duncan looked at Owen, who was about 2 centimetres off the ground by now.

DJ climbed up the pole with ease. His ripped body didn't come easy, but it certainly had its advantages. He climbed all the way up onto the pole, but when he stood, his head hit a tree branch, which had a nest with eggs on it. The nest fell down, destroying the eggs. "Oh god! I killed baby birds!" DJ cried out. Then, he realized he was standing at a very high position, and fainted.

"Finally! Girl needs to hurry up!" Leshawna said as Heather made it to the top. "Heather!" Alejandro yelled up. "What?", she screamed back down. "And remember, I'm at a seriously dangerous position here, so don't waste my time!" "Of course. May I just say, your ass looks great from this angle." Heather gasped and fell all the way down. "Now why'd you do that?" Leshawna said. "I'm going to win this challenge. Heather's scrawny ass isn't gonna help us any here.", Alejandro replied.

"Oh my god, Katie, I so don't wanna climb up!" "Oh my god, I know, right? I'll let my teammates waste energy on that." Katie said. "Oh my god, really?" Sadie gasped. "Like I should break a sweat. Especially when looking at Alejandro doing it is so much more fun..." "Oh my god, you're right! Look at that butt!" "It's better than Justin's, isn't it?" Katie giggled. "Oh my god, yes! Especially since those explosions! He's all weird now..."

Geoff swung over to the second pole. As he landed, the rope he was swinging on broke off. He looked down. "Umm... I dunno how you guys are gonna get there if I fall..." Courtney yelled at him to hurry up before he messed up even more.

"Well, that wasn't exactly my best idea..." Noah said, rubbing his back as he got back in line. Eva walked up to the pole, but Izzy ran in front of her and climbed the pole in about 10 seconds. "Yay, ropes!", she yelled, grabbing the first rope and swinging to the next pole.

"Aye..." Alejandro got up and walked past a gloating Heather. "Your turn, Lashawna.", he said, helping her with the first few metres.

[Okay, what is with this guy? First he insults me, then he's all sucky-uppy. Where I'm from, we just call that straight up crazy!] - Leshawna

[CODY!] - Sierra

"Owen, just hurry up! We're racing against the other teams here, remember!" Duncan yelled as Sadie walked back to her team. "Hey, Sadie. Listen, would you take the spot before me? I just can't hurt myself any further." "Oh my god, whatever..." Sadie said. Justin gasped and ran away in shock.

[It's happening again! Oh god! That evil bastard, he's actually done it! Oh god!] - Justin

[Cody... WHY?] - Sierra

"Seriously, she sucks." Katie drawled. Alejandro looked at her. "Wow, that's oddly petty for you. Not nearly enough of course..."

Heather also noticed. 'Oh, I see what she's doing. She's slowly trying to steal my act. No way."

"And... Izzy! You made it up first! Congrats! Here's your armor!" Chris said from a pole near the arena.

"Oh, thanks, but I don't need it. I'm deadly enough without, and I need to be limber for the fight!" Chris shrugged. "Kay, if you don't wanna..."

"I wanna!" Geoff yelled, reaching the arena. "Sory dude, you get this." Chris threw the second-place armor at Geoff, but it disintegrated upon contact. "Aw, come on!"

"Oof! Oh, I better be first after that!" Leshawna said. She then saw Izzy and Geoff. Izzy was hopping around, which was not a smart idea on such limited space, and Geoff was yelling at Chris.

"I'm third?" Leshawna shouted. "Beating only Owen, in fact. ...It might take a while for him to get here." Chris said, throwing the wooden armor at Leshawna and throwing the steel armor onto the ground, almost hitting Trent. "DUDE!"

"Wait... How the hell is he doing that?" Duncan asked as Owen swung from one pole to the other without the ropes breaking. "Oh my god, I don't know!" Sadie said. "You know, I noticed Owen does a lot of weird tricks on the show. Like, how does he do that?"

"I'm here!" Owen huffed. "Yeah, and it only took you 30 minutes longer than the rest!" Chris yelled. "You get nothing! Now fight!"

"Hey!" Geoff exclaimed as Leshawna started trying to push him off. "Hands off!", he said, pushing back. "What kinda point does this armor have if it's all just a big pushing match?" Leshawna said.

"Oh my sweet sweet girl..." Owen said. "How could I possibly fight you? How could I fight the person that keeps me awake when I can't sleep, the person that knows my heart better than anyone else, the girl that I can't forget? Oh Izzy..." "It's ZIZZY DIZZY!" Izzy bellowed, kicking Owen off the pole. "IZZYYYYYY!", he yelled as he made the descent.

"Heh. Hey guys, I think I'm gonna change my name back. Whaddaya think?" Izzy said, turning to Leshawna, pushing Geoff off the arena. "Damnit!" He yelled before landing in front of Bridgette and Courtney. "Yeah, great job there..."

[Courtney doesn't like Geoff. Geoff doesn't like Courtney. This is seriously not good...] - Bridgette

[So, Izzy it is! Izzy Izzy Izzy Izzy Izzy Izzy tuna.] - Izzy

Izzy and Leshawna turned to each other. "Here's what it comes down to. Awesome! Crazy against Ghetto. We ready? Fight your goddamn asses off!" Chris announced.

[If she does not win us this, she is so out!] - Heather

[If Leshawna doesn't win, I'm so totally gonna get her out...] - Katie

[CODY! CODYYY! I MISS YOU!] - Sierra

Leshawna charged towards Izzy, who jumped up. Leshawna managed to grab her legs though, and she swung the redhead off the arena. Izzy wasn't gonna lose that easily, however, as she grabbed the edge and jumped back up. "Hehe, not gonna be that easy!", she said after getting back into the arena. "Oh, you wanna play it like that? Bring it!" Leshawna said. That probably wasn't the best idea, as Izzy launched at Leshawna like a rocket, headbutting her to the edge of the arena.

"Whoah! Oh crap, that's high..." Izzy cackled and prepared for a wicked kick, sending Leshawna off the pole. "Wait!" Leshawna yelled. Izzy stopped, an eyebrow raised. "I'm trying to kick you off here, what's going on?" "Listen. I messed up last time. Like, really messed up. You follow me?" "You messed up, got it." "That time I had Harold to keep me safe, but if I lose this time..." "They're totally gonna kick you off. Heh, like I was trying to do, remember?" Leshawna nodded. "Yeah. So if you could, oh, I don't know, lose for me, that would be great." "Haha! I told you it wasn't gonna be that easy..." "Wanna make a bet?" Leshawna grabbed Izzy's still raised leg and swung her off the arena. "HAHAHAHA!" Izzy cackled as she fell down.

"And that's how I roll!" Leshawna yelled down, taking her armor off.

"Finally! That got seriously snoozefest! Ah well, we'll edit it to look good. Leshawna, you win this challenge!" Chris said through his megaphone. Team Defeat cheered. "However, now you still gotta get off..." Leshawna didn't get the chance to reply, as Chef rammed her with the helicopter. "Sometimes, I really do like my job.", he grunted.

"Fine. You're safe for now. But if you mess up again, you're gone!" Heather hissed. "You really don't have focus, do you?" Leshawna said. "Excuse me?' Heather shrieked.

"You've been not so silently trying to get Alejandro kicked off for the entire season. But I mess up once, and all of a sudden you're on my back like never before. Decide who you want out before you end up gone yourself. Which is a very real possibility, you know. Sister don't get away with all your crap forever." "Ugh!" Heather stormed off.

[I guess she was right. She did win us this challenge. When was the last time Alejandro won a challenge for us? ...Oh, right." - Heather

[She is a big pain in the butt, and I do not like pains. But Alejandro really is a monster, and he's a hot one too, so he should probably go first.] - Leshawna

[My plan is to stay together with Alejandro for the entire show, and then... Oh.] - Katie

[Heather is manageable. She really has lost her spark. Can't get people kicked off or anything. It's sad, really. But oh so good for me.] - Alejandro

[CODYCODYCODYCODYCODYCODYCODY CODYCODY] - Sierra

[Oh, for god's sake! GET OVER IT! GO GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!] - Heather, once again while pulling Sierra out.

"So Chris, what's the next challenge?" Trent asked. "There is no next challenge!" Chris said. "Owen got kicked out of the arena first. He lost you the challenge. As for Team Defeat, you get this as a reward!" Chris threw the wooden armor at Leshawna. "So, this is a reward challenge? No elimination?" Trent asked, hopeful. "Sorry. You gotta kick another player out." Chris said as he walked off. "OWEN!" Team Radiance said in unison.

"CODY!" Cody turned to the entrance of the cabin to find Sierra there. "Wow, three metres, remember?" "This isn't less than three metres. Why did you do this? I love you!" "I..." "I've given my entire life for you! I'm yours! WHY?" "Because he doesn't love you, simple as that." Noah said, walking into the cabin. "That is not true!" Sierra shrieked. "No, that's why he managed to blackmail Chris into getting a restraining order." "Cody! Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?"

Cody got up, turning towards Sierra. "Yes." Sierra gasped. "But-" "Shut it." Noah chcukled. "I got you a freaking restraining order. Haven't you gotten the goddamn message by now? I want you gone. I want you to stay the hell away from me, and I want you to stay the hell out of my life! And the fact that I had to get a restraining order to get even one of those things is insane!" "But..." "Sorry, stalkerlicious, but you're gonna have to get the hell out of here." Noah interrupted. "I'm far enough!" Sierra protested. "Well, you're way too close for me." Noah said, shooing her out of the cabin.

Noah turned towards Cody. "Can I directly hang around you for a while, so that Sierra has to stay the hell away from me?" Cody laughed. "Sure."

"Hey, Beth." Courtney said, walking into the cabin. "So you hate Lindsay now, huh?" Beth looked up. "Well, hate is a strong word..." "Well, let's see: She called you fat, ugly, a pig, a cow, several other farm animals, a stand-in for, according to her, Quackymodo from the Hunchback of the Nutty Dam, and-" "I hate her!" Beth yelled out. "Thought so. Listen, I'd gladly help you take her out." "Why do you want her gone?" "Uh, hello? Did you forget the entirity of Season 2?" Courtney asked. "Most people try to." Beth answered. "Lindsay is a dumb little princess, and I am supposed to be the princess!" "Well, what are your plans?"

"Hey, honey." Duncan sat down next to Gwen. "Hey..." Gwen was sketching in her notebook. "Who's that?" Duncan peeked over Gwen's shoulder to see three sketches: Gwen, Trent and Duncan. "Why do you still draw your ex-boyfriend?" "The thing is, I drew myself in between the two of you, just like how I feel." "Yeah, he's got to quit that jealous ex-boyfriend thing..." "What?" "He's totally pissed. I did not steal you from him, right?" "No, we were over for ages..." "Exactly. No problem." "Yes there is. I don't feel comfortable with this! You, and Trent, and it's all... Ugh!"

Owen walked around the campgrounds. He cost his team the challenge. What if they voted him off? He couldn't handle that. He looked around, seeing the rest of the campers. Katie swooning over Alejandro. Katie never minded him. Alejandro... Well, Alejandro seemed like sometimes he didn't like him that much... Nah, Al liked him. They were teammates! He saw Eva, Izzy, Cody and Noah walking around, with Sierra walking behind them. Blaineley said he was a fan-favorite, and Sierra is like a super-fan, so she must like him, and Cody and him are totally buddies. Eva was just a little grumpy, and Izzy... Owen didn't wanna think about her. He focused on Noah. Noah! Noah and him were like best buds. Except they hadn't been spending that much time together... Maybe that wasn't a good sign?

Owen walked over to where Gwen, Bridgette and Leshawna were chatting. Gwen and him were cool ever since Season 1, what with the final two bonding and all, and Leshawna and him were always cool. She was soulful, and Owen had a really big... well, a really big everything, really. And Bridgette was really cool as well.

Then, Courtney walked past. Courtney was a bit crabby at times, but that was probably just a lot of stress, what with the show being what it is. She probably isn't that bad... Right? Heather walked past as well. Ooh, Heather was a mean &*$%^ *^# (make of that what you will). "Hey, Owen!" Beth walked past. Beth was like, the nicest girl ever. She wouldn't hurt a fly. Well, except if the fly's name was Tyler. Or Lindsay. Beth walked over to Courtney and the two started discussing something. Hmm. That's weird. Owen sat down and watched Geoff and DJ have a laugh together. They were totally awesome as well. They totally get the party vibe! That's how you recognize awesomeness. Awesome.

Owen walked over to his cabin and saw the rest of his team. Justin and him were pretty close, and Trent is cool like Geoff and DJ. Party vibe. And Duncan and Owen were both pretty good players, so they're cool. Owen smiled.

He'd be fine.

"Right! The votes are counted! And Duncan, we got the joke already, we do not need a repeat! Kicking you off is a really tempting option right now!" "What did I do this time?"

"Anyway, the results!"

The campers leaned forward, looking at Chris intently, just the way he likes it.

"Justin." Justin grinned, getting his marshmallow.

"Duncan." Duncan grabbed the marshmallow, chewing it in front of Chris.

"Ugh. Sadie." Sadie took the marshmallow, throwing it against Owen.

"And then there were two. And there's only one marshmallow left. Owen, you lost the challenge. And you're fat, which for me is a pretty bad offense as well." Chris said. Owen looked down.

"And Trent, things between you and Duncan is only getting worse and worse. Maybe it'll be done after this..." Trent started chewing on his nails.

"Oh, who am I kidding. Trent, you're safe." Trent ran over and got his marshmallow.

[Trent. Hell, even Gwen wants him out.] - Duncan

[Owen. My god, I think I'm actually the brains on this team. And that's sad.] - Justin

[Umm... I guess I vote for Sadie, because I'd really like to have a boys team again...] - Owen

[Oh my god, I vote for Owen. I won the last challenge, and now we're back here again. This is sooo sad.] - Sadie

[Owen! He lost us everything! I could have taken those three! ...Can I vote for Duncan too?] - Trent

"But... Doesn't everyone like me?" Justin, Sadie, Duncan and Trent glared at him as Chris tried to push Owen to the Dock of Losers.

"Chef, little help please! Get the helicopter!"

"No need. I'll go. I just don't get it, you know? I just thought..."

"HELICOPTER!" Chris yelled.

"Alright, going!" Owen walked over to the Dock of Shame, but tripped, rolling his way onto the boat.

"Well, that was that! The camper I perhaps have come to despise the most has left the island. Yet another guy! It's almost like there's a curse... Oh, wait, we already have one. DJ, hurt any animals today? Anyway, there's a lot of questions to be asked, but I don't feel like doing that bit right now, so screw it! Fuuuuuck, I love this network. See you next time on Total. Drama. TOURNAMENT!"

"I just don't get it. Why me? I mean, I always do good, and make it to the merge, and get a lot of attention, and everybody likes me... I'll come back! I will! I- wait, do I get cheeseburgers again? Woo!"

"Hold on..." *toot*

Well, that was that!

I can't write Aftermath shows, as I discovered upon trying to write one. Just trust that Josh and Blaineley did a very good job, with Josh mercilessly mocking Blaineley over her elimination and the both of them drooling over the hot guys. Josh is so gay.

But it's weekend! Yaaaaaay.

I'm sorry, I know I do not have a popular opinion, but I very much dislike Owen. Too many fart jokes, too little depth. Too little competence, as well. How the hell did he make it to the merge in every season he was in? Bollocks, I say.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll throw out a girl next. I just don't see the relevance of gender when it comes to voting the people off.

Review! Pretty please, please do.