So, it's Sunday and I'm writing again. Let's see if I can procrastinate on my homework long enough to write this in one day.

Disclaimer: Whatever it said on the other chapters.

Happy reading!

"Last time on Total Drama Tournament: The sorry losers who decided to sign up with this show long, long ago had to face off in a fight on top of a pole. Leshawna won, giving Team Defeat their second win. Team Radiance lost for the second time, and Owen was voted off. Thank god. And today, we're... Whoa!" Chris ducked, avoiding the blow dryer Lindsay threw at Beth. "Tension has been high the past few days! And we have a short collection of clips to show you about that!"

"I am so sick of you and your endless beauty regiments that take up all of our space as well!" Beth yelled at Lindsay. "You know, I've never told you this, but I always thought you took up a lot of space, and now I think all you do is take up space!" "Oh!" Lindsay gasped. "That is so not true! I have a lot of use!" "Like what?" "I'm a great motivator!" "Oh yeah, I've been sooo motivated!" "And I'm a great stylist." "Because that's so useful!" "Of course, it's a lost cause with you..." "Oh, you did not just say that!" "I did!" "Oh, this is just too good." Courtney commented from her bunk, chewing popcorn.

"Ugh! Izzy, get the hell down! You're driving me crazy!" Gwen yelled. "But I'm practising! The world is your playground. Every rose has it's thorns. Every cloud has it's silver straw that broke the camel's back!" Izzy said, jumping around the cabin.

"What? That makes no sense!" Gwen shouted. "Oh, that is so the pot judging a book by it's black cover. Kettle!" Izzy yelled before doing a cartwheel in the small cabin, hitting the wall. "That's it!" Gwen yelled. Eva grabbed Izzy and forced her to sit down. "Listen, Izzy. You don't mess with Gwen." Izzy nodded and sat down for about three seconds before running outside doing cartwheels, hitting Noah. As Cody helped him up, she ran in circles, before suddenly stopping. "Hey, where's Owen?" "He's been voted off, you psycho hose beast!" Gwen yelled outside, using Heather's nickname. "I swear, you're driving me almost half as crazy as you!"

"What do you mean, I've been hanging onto you?" "Well, you have, dude- oh, I mean, Bridge!" "What exactly have you done lately that hasn't involved me?" "Well, that's because you get involved in my business!" "What business? You trying to make out with me?" "I wanna get my own life!" "Me too!"

"I'll have so much pleasure in voting you off!" Trent yelled. "Like you'll ever vote me off! You were the one in trouble last time!" Duncan retorted. "Yeah, well, everyone hates you anyway!" "Yeah, well... Gwen hates you!" Trent gasped. "That is NOT true!" "Yes it is! She wants you off the island! And I should know! I'm her boyfriend! Not you! Me!" "That's only 'cause you took her from me! Like the dirty, cheating, sneaky, juvenile bastard that you are!" "Ooh, that hurt. That's much worse than prison, I assure you."

"But Heather, you don't understand! It's Cody! I've built my entiiiire life around him! And now I can't even be around him!" "Ooh, I will so enjoy voting your skinny, scrawny, formerly bald, manipulative, evil and bitchy ass off!" "But my dear, it's obvious you're destined to be voted off soon enough. I'll make sure of that, like I have before." "Oh my god, you are so lame compared to me. Like, seriously." "UGH! Will all of you crazy, evil, hateful, copycat morons leave me the hell alone?"

"Okay, maybe it wasn't a short collection. But I just had to show you anyway!" Chris laughed.

He entered the lodge, where the teams were having breakfast together.

"Listen, guys. We've been doing great so far, and I want that to stay that way, so we need to make sure everyone is used to their full potential. I'm a good leader, so I'll be a commander most of the- oh, what am I saying? All of the time. DJ, you're big and strong, so you're most of the bulk. If there's another fighting challenge..." Courtney said before being interrupted by DJ.

"No way! I'm not fighting anyone!" "Oh, come on, DJ!" "No! You'll have to use my strength someway else!" "Urgh... Fine. Geoff, however bad you may have been last time, you'll be the fighting guy." "Yeah! I'm ready to brawl!" Geoff said, miming a boxing movement. "Bridgette, you're agile, and you're a good neutral person. You're the heart of the team, so if there's trouble, I think you can handle it." Bridgette nodded. "Beth, you're the shortest, so that could come in handy. You made it the furthest in a season of anyone on here, so you've got experience as well." Beth smiled proudly. "And Lindsay..." Courtney looked at the dim girl for a while. Lindsay just stared back at her. "You do what you want to do."

"Hey, guys, do you think that maybe we should let Gwen join the alliance?" Cody asked. "No." Noah said, flatly and without further elaboration. Cody frowned at him for a second. "Why not?" "I don't like her." Noah said, looking away. "I'm gonna go throw this disgusting "food" away." Noah got up, walking away. "Hmm... You guys, I really think we should have a team alliance. Right now, Gwen is so left out! She's the only person in the team not in the alliance!" Cody continued, trying to convince the other two. "No way, she's such a downer!" Izzy said, ignoring the fact that Eva isn't that much more positive.

"Of course, the delinquent eats the disgusting food." Trent said, sitting down at their table. "We need food, don't we? Don't act so dignified!" Duncan said. "Well, don't be such a dumbass!" Gwen ran over. "Stop it! I am sick of this!" She dragged Duncan over. "Listen, Duncan, I really like being with you and it's been great, but..." Duncan looked at her with steely eyes. "But what?" "Stop fighting. I never wanted this. All of this drama is just too much." "It's called Total Drama, what did you expect?" "Stop fighting. Either you stop, or I quit the show. Simple as that."

"You know, I always liked guys with necklaces..." Katie said. Alejandro chuckled. "And I've always liked girls... completely... dressed in pink..." While Katie squee'd, Heather made a vomiting noise, walking behind them to the table, sitting next to Sierra. "You know, you are probably still the only person that I can somewhat stand. Let's alliance." "Oh Heather, everyone knows not to make an alliance with you..." Heather groaned and walked away.

"Alright, people! Follow me!" Chris said, walking out of the lodge. "And remember, Sierra, three metres!" Sierra sighed, walking exactly three metres behind Cody.

[I am going to find that restraining order, and I am going to rip it apart! RIP RIP!] - Sierra

[What if I destroy that restraining order? Sierra would be in my debt...] - Heather

"Now, I really want the fur to fly in our next challenge!" Chris led the campers to a giant structure at the edge of the island. "As you can see here, we made you a little raceway here." The campers looked up in amazement. "I swear, this wasn't here yesterday..." Courtney said. "Nope! That's how good we are." Chris grinned in front of the camera. "Okay! Here are the rules. You people have to run all the way to your respective finishes. However, one of your fellow teammates will be controlling the structure from down here, making sure the pathway changes to let you through as fast as possible. Or not fast enough, if said camper dislikes the other campers enough." Heather glared at her teammates.

[What kind of a dumb challenge is this? Running while someone else makes you fall on purpose? Great Idea, Chris...] - Heather

"The campers handling the controls are Trent, Noah, Lindsay and Leshawna." The campers walked over to the controls. "It's very easy. As you can see, these buttons have the same color as some of the trap doors. Press the button, the trap door closes, allowing your teammate to continue on." Lindsay nodded enthousiastically. "Really, Lindsay?" "Yeees!" "Kay. Go, people, go!"

The campers ran onto the structure. Eva just dragged Cody along, knowing that he would slow them down.

"Trent, the green button!" Justin yelled. Trent pushed it, letting him through. The challenge was on its way, and the teams were getting the hang of it. Run, stop, wait for platform to close, run, stop, and so on. The teams had to run five stories up, while the controllers pushed the right buttons or pulled handles to control the elevator sending them up.

Duncan also ran onto the platform, but Trent released the button, causing Duncan to fall. "You moron! We've got a challenge to win here!"

[That was fun... I like this challenge...] - Trent

"Eva! What are you doing, Noah hasn't even closed the-" Cody's words turned into a scream as Eva jumped over the trap door. "Oh. Well, that's one way to do it." Eva ran further, leaving Cody to trail behind.

"Lindsay, do not drop me! I mean it!" Beth said before running off. Lindsay pressed a button, so that Beth could keep running. "Wow. You actually didn't drop me." "I didn't? Oops!" Lindsay said. "Oh, so you wanted me to drop? That is so mean! Just like always!"

"Why are you following me?" "I'm not, Geoff! This is just the way we have to go!" "Well, wait behind for a while, then! You're always right next to me!" "Well, I don't want to lose!" "Ugh! The both of you, shut it! We have a challenge to win here!" Courtney interjected, literally repeating what Duncan said minutes ago.

"Sierra! Hurry up!" Heather yelled. "Give the girl a break, Heather." Alejandro said, from where he was standing, a floor above the two. "And you! Why are you stopping? Keep running!" "Oh Heather. You're such a... drag." "Hey!"

"Guys! I can't keep up!" Trent yelled to his teammates. "Wait a bit!" "How can you not keep up?" Noah said from beside him. "You have three other teammates!" Trent pushed Noah, causing him to release a button, dropping Gwen a story down. "Oh, Gwen! I'm sorry!" Trent said. Gwen just sighed, shook her head and got up.

"Go Sierra! You can run faster than that!" Leshawna said. Sierra listened to her, as she started running faster. "Yes! Go, sister!" Sierra passed Heather and got closer to a red platform. Leshawna held down the red button, letting Sierra pass. As Heather ran onto the same platform, Leshawna let go of the button, making Heather fall. "Oh, sorry Heather!" Leshawna said, giggling. "Aargh! You are so dead!"

[Ooh! That was fun! I'm sorry, but it's Heather! I'ma drop her every single time!] - Leshawna

DJ ran on the top floor, smiling. He was the only one who made it that far yet, and he was getting optimistic. Maybe they'd win a game again! But then he gasped, seeing a herd of sheep in front of him. The sheep noticed him too, and they started to run away. In front of them was the golden trap door, the last trap door before the finish. DJ tried to stop, but he was running too fast and the sheep wouldn't stop running! "Lindsay! The golden button!" DJ yelled. "Ooh! It's so shiny!" Lindsay said, pressing the button. "Oh, thank god!" DJ said as the sheep stopped on the platform. "Lindsay! Pink button!" Beth yelled. "Ooh! There's a pink button?" Lindsay squealed, letting go of the gold button. The trap door opened, and all the sheep fell down. "NOOOOOO!" DJ screamed, falling to his knees.

Sierra took over as the first of their team, leaving Alejandro behind. "What?", he said in a daze, before running over to overtake her. He then was kicked in the stomach out of thin air. As he looked up, he saw a familar face... "Joelle?" Joelle looked down. "Yeah, they told me to sabotage the game, so I went to visit my favorite camper. I am out to get you, you just remember that." Alejandro got up as she jumped off the structure. "Mi dios..."

"Yes!" Sierra squealed, jumping up and down. She had reached the finish! "You go girl!" Leshawna yelled up. "OMG, I'm so happy! And I'm here earlier than CODY!", she growled. "That's some girl power you got there, girl!" Leshawna cheered. "Why are you cheering her on? She's mental!" Heather yelled, running over the green platform. Leshawna let go of the corresponding button. "Shut it, skinny bitch." Alejandro soon followed, still feeling pissed that Sierra beat him to the finish line.

"We're here!" Cody said. "I can't believe Sierra beat you..." Eva glared at Cody. "Sorry, forget I said anything, I'll be quiet..." Izzy jumped over the golden platform and landed at the finish. "You guys do know you can just walk over the platforms, right?" Eva and Izzy looked at him blankly. "Sorry, you're totally right, I'll stop having an opinion now..."

"Oh my god, Justin, you're so strong!" Sadie said, after Justin had just carried her to the finish. Sadie jumped around, accidentally slapping Justin in the face, hitting his eye. "Argh! If that's gonna leave a mark..." Sadie looked down. "...I'll have to use make-up..." Justin backtracked. "Ah!" Duncan yelled as he fell down again. "Trent, you stupid bastard! What the hell is your issue? CHALLENGE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Trent smirked and made sure the elevator would pick Duncan up. He didn't wanna lose, after all. He just wanted to hurt Duncan. "You're lucky everyone else hates each other too, you know!"

"I hate you, Chris! Why did you take me to Egypt? WHY?" Courtney and Geoff picked DJ up. "Come on, we have a challenge to win." Courtney said. "Yes, we know, Courtney. How many times have you said that now?" They ran to the finish, followed by Bridgette. As soon as she crossed the finish line, she walked over to Geoff. "I get it! You don't want to be anywhere near me anymore, do you?" "I want some space!" "No you don't. You want me gone. Why didn't you just get a restraining order like Cody?" "Because I don't want one!" "Well, you want me away from you as much as possible, don't you? You know what, I'll give you what you want! We're over!"

"Oh... my... Bridgette, wait!" Courtney ran after Bridgette. "CHALLENGE! STAY!" "I am not a dog, Courtney!" Bridgette said. "That's okay, Courtney! She crossed the line, so she can go wherever she wants. If she can get down!" Bridgette groaned and walked back.

"Bridgette, you can't just break up with him! You've been together since Season 1!" "Well, just because my relationship wasn't as shaky as yours, doesn't mean it has to last. I'm done with you, Geoff. I stayed with you when you went all Hollywood. You forgave me when I accidentally kissed Alejandro. We were doing great, but apparently that wasn't good enough!" Geoff didn't know what to do, so he just walked over to DJ.

"Dude." Geoff stared at him blankly. "You did not just do that!" DJ continued. "She did!" "Oh, don't go do that shit. You sound like you're five." "I just felt stuck! We need a break." "Alright, but I watched "Friends". If you keep this "we were on a break" thing up later, you'll regret it."

"Ugh! This is by far the worst challenge yet!" Gwen said as she walked over the finish line. "Team Dizzy is the first team to be complete! Congratulations!" "You could have actually tried getting here fast." Eva grunted. "Like me!" Izzy said. "You were slooow." "You jumped on my head to skip a floor!" "Pot, cover!" "Oh, shut it!"

"Damn it!" Trent cursed. "See, this is why we do not drop teammates. You tend to lose." Noah deadpanned. Trent let Duncan over the golden platform. "Team Radiance finishes second! It's between Team Starlight and Team Defeat now! Get to it!" Heather groaned as Chris talked through his megaphone. Katie ran over to the finish. "Oh my god, Heather is being totally lame right-" "SHUT YOUR COPYCAT MOUTH!" Heather yelled.

"Fine, Leshawna. I'll just sit here and watch you get VOTED OFF!", she then screamed towards Leshawna, who laughed in return. "You think they're gonna vote me off when you're right there for the taking?" "Ugh!" Heather screamed. "Fine! Then I'll win this, with or without your help!" She then took off her belt and attached her knife to it (AN: Heather has a knife, as seen when she tries to cut off Harold's rope in the episode in which he is eliminated in Season One), and threw it up. It got stuck in the structure, and Heather started climbing her way up.

[I gotta say, for such an uptight toothpick, she sure is inventive. Fine. I'll let her win. But not without watching her climb!] - Leshawna

"Come on, Beth!" Courtney yelled. "I'm trying, but Lindsay's being so slow!" Beth yelled back. "Hey!" Lindsay said. Beth arrived at the golden platform. "Lindsay! Open up the platform!" Beth said. Lindsay panicked and pressed the blue button. "No! The golden one!" Beth yelled. As Lindsay tried to comply, Beth yelled: "If you do not open this trap door right now, I will take you and everyone around you DOWN!" Lindsay gasped. As Beth ran over the platform, she released the button. "Aah!" Beth fell down a floor. "Lindsay, you are so dead!" Lindsay giggled, then flipped Beth off.

Meanwhile, Heather made it to the top floor, having climbed her way up through the golden platform. She crossed the finish line, turning around, looking at Beth, and laughing. "Guess I'm not leaving yet, huh, Leshawna?" Leshawna grumbled. "Should have let you drop..."

"Well, it's official: Team Starlight has to kick off their first team member tonight! Good job, Team Defeat, you're not complete losers yet."

Team Defeat cheered as Beth ran down the structure, reaching Lindsay in no time. "You know, you might want to start saying your goodbyes, because you just lost us the entire challenge!" "I did? Oh. Oops."

"Dude, you need to think this over!" DJ said. "I'm not thinking over anything. I've thought enough. That's all I did on this stupid show! I wanna play! I wanna win! I'll think about things after that." Geoff said. "Geoff, I respect your choice. But don't you think this is a quick decision, considering Bridgette and you have been together for so long? Isn't she important to you?" Trent argued. "You're just saying that because everything went wrong with-oh, hey Duncan!" Duncan walked over to the three of them, turning to Trent. "What are you doing with them?" "...Talking?" "They're my friends. Get lost." "Dude, I know you two don't get along, but we can talk, right?" Geoff interjected. "You're trying to take something from me, aren't you?" Duncan asked. "Because I "took" Gwen, right?" "I'm talking with friends. You're paranoid." "Oh, I'm paranoid? Really?" Duncan said, cracking his knuckles. "Whoa! Chill, everyone!" Geoff said as he and DJ held Duncan back. "You better watch it, because I used to be in prison! You don't wanna know what happens in there, and you don't wanna feel it!"

"You, whatever the hell your deal is, get another camper to copy!" Heather said as Katie walked into the cabin. "What?" Katie said, looking at Heather with a terrified look on her face. "You know what! You've been doing the whole "alpha bitch" thing for the last week, and you suck at it! Just you remember, I'm the one in charge here, not you!" "Really?" Katie said. "If you're in charge, then why does everyone hate you?" "Because they fear me! They know what I'm worth!" "And that would help you how?" Katie shot back. "I'm just dumb, hive-minded Katie. No one hates me. You're dead meat." Katie walked out to hang out with Sadie, leaving a fuming Heather.

"Hey, Bridge." Courtney said, sitting down opposite her. Bridgette looked up and smiled. It seemed rather hollow. "Hey." She sounded hollow too. "How are you doing?" Courtney asked, putting her hand over Bridgette's. "I'm fine. Just... pissed off." Bridgette said. Courtney chuckled. "I'd be too." "Hell, you were." Courtney glared. "Hey, Courtney?" Bridgette said, her voice soft. "Yes?" "...I wanted it too." "You wanted what?" "A break. Some time alone. Some time... being me." "So why'd you yell at Geoff?" "I dunno, it was still... sudden." "So you're saying you wanted to break up, but then you were angry when he did? Wow." Courtney said, walking off.

"Hey.", she said, plopping down next to Cody. "Hey..." Cody said, staring at a spot on the wall. "Did you hear about Bridgette and Geoff?" Courtney asked. "Yeah, it was kinda hard not to with the volume over there..." Cody answered. "Hmm, I know. I feel terrible, but I think Bridge needs this, like, a little free time. Just like you, come to think of it." Courtney said, resting her head on her hand. "Uh huh..." Cody said, still staring. "Okay, what's up with you? You're all stare-y..." Courtney said. "You just said "stare-y". I think I could ask you the same." Courtney rolled her eyes. "That sounded a lot like Noah talking right there..." "Yeah, I was thinking about him..." Courtney chuckled, an eyebrow raised. "Really now? Did the ear-kissing stick with you that much?" Cody glared at her as she giggled. "He doesn't like Gwen." Courtney groaned. "Oh, her again. I swear, I have heard enough of her the last three seasons. Can anyone not talk about her?" "Wow, berserk button much?" "So, you and Noah, huh?" Cody rolled his eyes and continued staring at the wall.

"Dear Diary,

I haven't written for a while. Total Drama has been too hectic, I guess. Well, of course, everything's hectic compared to me.

The challenges have been absolutely crazy. What the hell was that maze? That was like a complete moron with a tinfoil hat covered with peanut butter went, "Oh, we have to do this!" And they did. And then we were in a maze, being hunted down by interns. Well, I get their frustration. Being Chris's intern is not a good job. It's not a good way to live your life, and to be honest, it'll probably substantially shorten it.

And then a replay of the Awake-A-Thon. We already agreed we weren't gonna talk about that ever again.

Then that volleyball crap. Bombs? Nothing new for Chris, of course, but still... We had to throw bombs around. Even if it doesn't go off, that cannot be good for you. Of course, I didn't join in. I'm not an idiot.

Aaand... then that pole arena thing. Of course, Gwen forced me to participate. Thinks she can boss people around because she's the drama bomb. Ugh. And come on, making me participate on a rope swinging pole balancing arena battle challenge was a bad idea wrapped in a huge mistake holding a complete screw up.

And now the giant Wii Party knock off. What the hell? At least I'm smart enough to know how to handle a few buttons, unlike the other campers... Lesson one, do not drop your teammates. Lesson two, do not drop your teammates.

So, I'm part of an alliance now. Everyone in Team Dizzy... thanks Iz... well, everyone except Gwen, that is. And she is sure as hell not getting in. Let's see, we have Eva. She's still clearly out of control (she destroyed Bridgette's surfboard because of her old, meaningless grudge and attempted to destroy Courtney's PDA; Courtney's a ferocious beast though, so that didn't work), but at least she listens to me. And then we have Izzy. She's great, if you manage to get past the "psycho hose beast" part.

And then we have Cody. You know, Diary, I've been avoiding this subject forever, but I don't think I can avoid it any longer. The things that happened during the Awake-A-Thons, the gap in his teeth, his blue eyes, his geeky outbursts, the way I want to kill Sierra every time she violates her restraining order...

I think I might be in love with Cody."

"Well, you've managed to stay in the lead for so long, but now it's actually time to vote someone off for you guys! This is gonna be good..." Chris grinned.

"Courtney." Courtney ran over, happy to get the first marshmallow, still scarred by the several times she got the last marshmallow in Season One.

"DJ." DJ walked over, but accidentally stabbed a passing bird while trying to get the marshmallow on a stick. While the bird was sent to the recovery hall, Chris continued.

"Geoff." Geoff stuck his tongue out at Bridgette, who scoffed and turned away as Geoff got his marshmallow.

"Bridgette." Bridgette ran over to get her marshmallow, chewing it in front of Geoff.

"Well, this is it, ladies. You sure you don't want to make up with each other before one of you leaves?"

Both girls turned away from each other, their nose turned up.

"Kay..." Chris paused. "The last marshmallow goes to..."

The girls gasped and held hands for a second before realising what they did and letting go.

"...Lindsay. Thank god."

[I vote for Lindsay. She's gonna get what's coming to her.] - Beth

[I vote for Geoff! ...We were together for so long... And now... It's just...] - Bridgette

[I vote for Beth. Did you hear that? About taking everyone down? We can't have someone like that in our team.] - Courtney

[I vote for Beth. This time it actually wasn't my fault that the poor animals got hurt. And- OW!] - DJ, before getting hit by an angry sheep.

[BRIDGETTE!] - Geoff

[I totally vote for Beth. She's just got to stay out of my super model life!] - Lindsay

"EEE! YAY!" Lindsay danced around. Chris joined her.

"Oh, but Lindsay... She said all those mean things about me... You guys!" Beth said.

"Did you not hear what you said during the challenge? You threatened to get us all out of the game. Empty threats of course, but we can't use someone like that in our team." Courtney said.

"Oh... But I didn't mean it!" Courtney turned away from her.

"Well... I guess I'll go, then..." Beth started walking to the dock. Lindsay stopped and looked as she walked.

"Oooh... Wait!" She ran after the short girl. "Hey!" Chris yelled. "Dance with me!"

Lindsay caught up with Beth. "What, come to kick me while I'm down?" "Don't be mean to yourself, you're just short. I've come to apologize." "Really?" "You were always so nice to me, and not like Heather. I'm so sorry about what I said!"

"I guess that's okay..." Lindsay squealed and hugged Beth. "Goodbye Beth! I'll miss you!" Beth waved goodbye as the boat departed.

"Well, that was that! Beth got booted, and thank god, because I could not bear to see a pretty face like Lindsay's go! So, will Bridgette and Geoff make up and continue making out, will DJ's curse ever end, and will Lindsay forget about Tyler and hook up with me? She's legal now, you know... We'll see next time on Total. Drama. TOURNAMENT!"

"Well, I guess what I said was wrong. And I'll miss Lindsay now. I'm rooting for her! ...I guess some of the things she said were right. I mean, I'll never be a movie star..."

"I got a TV show role? The main character? HA! Suck it, Lindsay!"

"Wait, what is it called? Inner Beauty? Ugh!"

Well, it's Monday now, so I guess I didn't finish that in one day...

Anyway, I hate this chapter. Lame challenge, forced and weird plot twists, and ughhhhh.

But at least a girl finally goes. That's good, right? Right?

Anyway, review and I'll try to make a better next chapter. Do eet! You too, followers who don't review! Do eet!