Well, I haven't been very inspired. Dunno who to boot next. Guess we'll see as I start writing.

My annoying friend is trying to make me turn the entire story to the TrentxGwenxDuncan love triangle. She's also trying to make me kill someone.

She actually wants to see people die. Preferably Heather. She's only seen Season 1 so far. I actually like Season 1 Heather. Bitchy as hell.

So yeah, not gonna happen! I like my characters alive.

Oh, and there's a disclaimer thingy here.

Happy reading!

"Last time on Total Drama Tournament: I asked the campers to organize a killer party for some wicked celebrities! ...who I will never be able to face again. Thanks, morons! Well, at least Team Radiance managed to keep some of the people happy. Team Defeat, however, completely screwed everything up. How will I ever be able to face Crunk Hummer Zee ever again?"

[Hey! I'm a successful rapper too! What the hell, Chris?] - Chef (sure you are, Chef, sure you are...)

"Leshawna got voted off as a result, something which we all should have seen coming. Izzy quit after stealing my goddamn pictures! Damn it, I felt lonely and I had internet access and a webcam! GET THAT SHIT OFF TMZ!"

"Anyways, the campers are preparing for the next challenge. Which is going to be awesome!"

"I swear to god, thanks to your screw-up, we're now just as bad as Team Radiance! This time, you're all going to listen to me!" Heather complained. "...Hmm? What did you say?" Alejandro said. Heather huffed.

"So where'd Izzy go?" Cody asked. "Found the pictures, ran off with them, left us behind with one less person in our team, and in our alliance." Noah drawled, silently fuming. Eva wasn't as silent. "She had an alliance to keep loyal to! I'm going to break her neck!" "Please don't, it would require you to leave the island, and that would count as elimination." Noah said as he got up to throw the remainder of his food away, "accidentally" bumping against Gwen in the process.

"We rocked the last challenge! See, if we just work together, we can win!" Trent said. Sadie giggled and clapped. "Oh my god, we are sooo the best team!" "I beg to differ." Courtney muttered under her breath as she walked past. No one payed any attention to her. "Oh, what does it matter! My face!" Justin complained. He had accidentally hit himself with a stick twice in the last challenge. How he did it was a mystery to all. Not even the cameras seemed to give any further information. "It'll heal. Human wounds heal, Justin." Trent said. "But I'm better than human!" Justin sighed. "...Sure." Duncan got up. "Really, guitar boy, I just saved the day yesterday. Chris just didn't want to give me the points. Your music sucked!" "So what are you saying?" "Our team still sucks, I just rock!" "Fine! Agree with Courtney then!" Duncan gasped. "No, our team rocks! Number one!"

"So, with Izzy out of the team, we're officially the best team again! Now, DJ... Where's DJ?" Courtney looked around. "Guys, where's DJ?" Geoff got up. "I'll go look in the guys' cabin." He walked off. Lindsay turned to Bridgette. "Do you think AJ quit as well?" "It's DJ, Linds... Wait, you might actually have a point there!" Bridgette tried to walk out, but Chris got in as she tried to get out, with Geoff following him. He walked over to Bridgette. "Aw, I can't believe this!" "What? Geoff, what are you talking about?" Chris cleared his throat. "Ladies and gentlemen, some of you might already know about crazy hose beast Izzy quitting. Unfortunately, someone else apparently followed her. DJ tried to get the pictures to convince me to end his animal curse. His whereabouts are currently unknown." Several campers gasped, most noticably Courtney, Lindsay and Bridgette, and oddly enough, Gwen.

"That jerk! He can't just leave us! We have a team to maintain here!" Courtney yelled, outraged. "Courtney!" Bridgette held her back. "Chris, what do you mean with... unknown?" Chris stared at her. "It means we don't know where he is." Bridgette glared at him. "Great! The traitor! COMPETITION, ANYONE? ANYONE EVER HEARD OF THE WORD?" Courtney screamed. She then continued to slap Lindsay, step on Geoff's foot, and knock Duncan's tray over. Just because.

"See, this is why I left you.", he commented, walking off. "Whoa! Where are you going, mohawk?" Chris said. "We do have a challenge, remember? Follow me." He walked off, with the other campers trailing behind.

"So, what's going on between you and Sadie right now?" Alejandro asked Katie. "Hmm? What do you mean?" Katie asked, hoping Alejandro would somehow turn that comment into a love confession. "Well, you two were inseperable before, but now you barely talk anymore."

[Of course I don't care about their dumb friendship. I wanted them around so that I'd have two loyal... alliance members, but if they get broken apart... My entire plan kinda falls apart.] - Alejandro

"Oh my god, I dunno..." Katie stared for a bit, then ran off. "SADIE!"

[Oh my god, we're totally back together again. We are never splitting up eeeever again. Never ever.] Katie and Sadie, in unison.

[Mission accomplished.] - Alejandro

"I see what you're doing." Heather glared at Alejandro as he walked on ahead. "Well, let me tell you in advance it never worked with Lindsay and Beth. Why would it work with Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Holy God That's A Stupid Bitch?", she smirked. "Because I'm better than you." Heather rolled her eyes and walked off.

[We'll see about that when I vote you off...] - Heather

"Hey, guys?" Cody walked over to Eva and Noah, who were talking about the other campers, as usual. "And that's not even half the reasons why I think Gwen's a complete..." Noah heard Cody and turned around. "Yes?" Before Cody could say anything, Noah stated: "Oh, and look out for stalker sap behind you." Cody turned around. "Restraining order, Sierra!" Sierra stayed right where she was. "You are going to rip that restraining order into pieces right in front of my very eyes, I'll promise you that!" She said before walking off. "Well, that was terrifying. What was it you were trying to say?" Cody didn't say anything back, as he appeared completely frozen. "Yeah. Talk to us when you're back in the real world."

[Okay, I'm fairly sure you guys know about how I feel for Cody. You must have seen something at some point while I was writing. Point is, I don't actually want Cody. Like, I do, but I can't. I can't love, obviously. I just can't handle that kind of thing. So if I'm just not nice to him... Maybe it'll all just pass by.] - Noah

"And here we are!" Chris said, pointing at a staircase leading down into the ground. "Uh, if I may ask, why is there a staircase in the ground?" Geoff asked. "You're going down there!" Chris exclaimed. "Oh, great. More interns?" Gwen sighed. Alejandro glared at Chris. "You'd be wise not to send that rotten hag after me any more!" Chris laughed. "No, no more interns. Although Joelle really is great." Alejandro growled. "No, what you guys have to do, is go down this staircase and get into the underground maze located there." "You really have a thing for mazes this season, don't you?" Noah interjected. "As I was saying, there's a flag hidden somewhere inside the maze. Your goal is to get your flag, which has your team color on it." Chris continued, completely ignoring Noah. "You then have to come back. However, your flag may also be next to something else..."

[Chef. Told you.] - Noah

"...which you will then have to take along with you. And since I don't care about any of you, I might have left some things behind. You know, bears, bear traps and the like..." "You left bears together with bear traps?" Bridgette asked, shaking nervously. "Yup! Now, here are your oil lamps, which may run out at any given moment." Chris threw an oil lamp at Trent, Gwen, Lindsay and Alejandro. Courtney snatched the lamp before Lindsay could even catch it, hitting her face with it in the process, and Heather slapped Alejandro and grabbed the lamp while he was distracted. "Hmm, yeah, didn't think so. Can't trust you with the only light source we have!" Noah said, snatching the lamp from Gwen.

"And why is that?" Gwen wanted to know.

"Oh, please. You're far too fond of darkness to be in charge of the only light source we have. Forget it, I'm holding- AH!" Noah screeched as Eva violently snatched the lamp from him. "Forget it, shrimp! You got a way too loose grip." "What? Cite your sources, please." "You dropped my MP3 player several times, you let go of the vine during the pole challenge, I had to wait forever before you got the elevator ready for me, you accidentally cut Lady Blah Blah's hair too short..." "That was intentional!" "And plus, you dropped your diary. Here you go, you girl." Noah gasped and grabbed the diary from her. "Fine! You hold it then. But if you break it due to the massive pressure administered by your pinkie, it's gonna be your fault and your fault alone."

[Ooh, a diary. I need to get my hands on that.] - Heather

"...What are you all waiting for? GO!"

"LINDSAY! THIS WAY!" Lindsay turned around with a frown on her face. "I think we have to go this way!" "That's the way we just came from!" Lindsay stuck her tongue out at Courtney and then ran off in the opposite direction. "Oh for god's sake... GEOFF! GO GET HER! WE CANNOT LOSE ANOTHER TEAM MEMBER! HURRY!"

[Lindsay is intolerable! Why didn't we kick her off ages ago? I guess she was lucky we're such a well-oiled machine... Why did I vote for Beth again?] - Courtney

"Linds! Wait up!" Geoff grabbed Lindsay's arm. "Why? Why do you all listen to that mean Courtney? I'm a good leader!" "I know... Listen, we really just came from here. Look, our footprints- wait, where does this light come from?" Lindsay showed Geoff. "My mirror has a built-in light. My dad bought me it." Geoff's eyes nearly popped out. "Why didn't you tell me you had this?" "I dunno..." "You know what? Maybe you're right. Let's go!" Lindsay cheered and ran off, with Geoff following her.

"Heather! Wait up!" Heather sped up even more, savoring the fact that she could literally leave her teammates in the dark now. "Sorry Sierra, we've gotta get there fast if we want to win this! And besides, you could stand to lose a few." Alejandro caught up with them. "Jesus, Heather! Some of us would like to see..." "Yeah, well, some of us would like to see you gone!"

Noah stopped and gasped for breath. "I knew I shouldn't have let Eva have the lamp!" Eva looked behind her. "This is why you're useless in every way! We need to keep up! RUN, SHRIMP! RUN!" "Well, at least I have brains! What was on your last report card again? Math, E? History, D-? Geography, D? PE, A+?" "SHUT IT, SHRIMP!"

[Well, this can't be good... We're kinda in an alliance here, aren't we?] - Cody

"WOO! Keep running, guys! We're the best!" Sadie, Duncan and Justin cheered, two seconds before Justin bumped into the wall... with his face.

"Courtney, Lindsay and Geoff still aren't here!" Bridgette said, looking behind her. It was pretty much pitch black. "Too bad. If they lose us the challenge, we know who to vote off." Bridgette looked behind her again before running after Courtney. "Ow! I swear to god, I don't know what Chris did to this place, but I hate it already!" Courtney said as she bumped into a wall. The wall then began to speak. "Courtney?" Courtney gasped, and then groaned. "Gwen? Really? What the hell are you doing here?" "Well, I don't know, I was trying to follow my team and I just got... lost." Courtney sighed. "Sounds like something you'd manage. I suppose you want to join us?"

Gwen turned to Bridgette. "Hey Bridge, how 'bout we ditch Courtney and go on ourselves?" Bridgette squirmed as Courtney glared at Gwen. "Let's just... look for that flag and- OW!", she said, right before Lindsay and Geoff fell onto her.

"What the hell were you thinking, running off like that? Does no one understand the meaning of team work anymore? And Geoff! I asked you to get her back, not follow her! The two of you are such morons! Bridgette, why didn't you actually break up with him? And Lindsay, you are not going to be ruining our work anymore!" Courtney walked over and grabbed Lindsay's arm. "OW! Why are you holding my arm that tight? Geoff didn't grab my arm this tight when we ran off!" Bridgette glared at Geoff. "I was trying to stop her!" "No you weren't! You were running away with me, remember?" "Alright, you stay here, mister!" Bridgette grabbed Geoff and starting running. Courtney followed her, dragging Lindsay behind her. Gwen ran after them as well.

[Psh... There's nothing strong about this team. Mark my words: They will start losing, and losing hard, very soon. Mark my words.] - Gwen

"WAIT!" Cody screamed. Noah and Eva turned around. Eva had tied Noah to her using some roots that were sticking out of the dug out walls (several other roots had damaged Justin already).

"What?" Noah asked, knowing that Eva would be enraged about them stopping. "Where's Gwen?" Cody asked. "Who cares? We'll meet her at the exit!" Eva said before starting to run off. "But wait! She doesn't have any light source!" "Oh, like she's gonna feel bad about being in the dark..." Noah quipped. "Noah..." Cody sighed.

"Ah! A bear trap! Bridgette said, trying to avoid it. She then turned around and stared right at a black bear. "...Bruno?" The bear reacted, growling happily and letting Bridgette pet him. "Okay, Bridge, can we move it along, please?"

"I GOT IT! I GOT IT!" Heather screamed. Somehow, she had managed to find the flag in a matter of minutes. "Am I awesome now?" She turned around to see no one there. "Oh crap."

"She totally left us behind! Oh my goood!" Katie whined. "We know, Katie! You've said that several times already! There is no new message you're giving us here!" Alejandro complained. "...WE'RE LOST!" Sierra screamed. "...You don't say..." Alejandro had to smirk. Obviously, Heather wouldn't find them in here any time soon, so by the time she did, the other teams would have found their flag and gotten out of the maze. And then Heather would be voted off. He'd laugh as the boat departed. He knew it was a good idea to hold Katie and Sierra back.

"I found the flag!" Trent grabbed the yellow flag and started running back. Duncan ran behind the other three. Well, crap. This is actually working. Trent is actually a good team captain. Now he had to cooperate, or he'd get voted off. Crap.

"Look! Flag! HAH! Gwen, you stay here, we don't care about you anymore. And- Hey, who's that?" Courtney shone the light on a sleeping figure in the corner. "DJ!"

DJ woke up and saw the rest of his team (and Gwen), and started bawling. "You guys! They woke me up in the- in the middle of the night, and- and- and then they led me down here, and they told me I had to stay heeeere, and there were moles, and I think they're all DEAD!" As he sobbed, Courtney cheered and told the rest of her team to follow her.

[I have a photographic memory. I knew exactly what path we had to take to get back.] - Courtney

No one listened to her, as her teammates (and Gwen) went to comfort DJ. "Oh, come on! CHALLENGE!" Courtney used her ridiculous strength to drag DJ along as Team Starlight (and Gwen) ran off. "Gwen! Stop following us!"

"Here we are!" Cody said as he reached the flag. "Aaaand Chef. God, Chris, can't you not be predictable for once?" Noah looked up, knowing that Chris had probably installed several cameras. "Took you long enough. All the other teams found the flag already." Chef said, looking at a little screen, showing Heather stumbling around, trying to find her teammates, Courtney yelling at Gwen and Lindsay (the latter of which had somehow dug a hole in the earth with her heels and had fallen through), and Trent cheering before Sadie tripped. "Well, we can take you now." Cody said, taking the flag. "Hey, I'm not moving. It's your task to get me outside, but I didn't have to cooperate." "Eva, get him." Noah said, unimpressed. Eva tried to grab him, but he was too strong even for her, which was weird because Eva handled a yeti.

"Like you're ever gonna handle me. You're just the sorry losers that got put together by Chris to be the loser team this time." Chef chuckled. "Oh, really now? REALLY?" Noah yelled, furiously. He then proceeded to pick Chef up with one hand and run off, dragging Eva along with him. Cody stood there for a few seconds, completely paralyzed before he realized he had to run along. 'Damn, angry sex would be great with him!', he thought. 'Wait, what?'

"Ha! I found you! I swear, if you people hold me back one more time..." "Then we'll vote you off. Duh." Katie drawled. "Oh, shut it, image-stealing idiot! I got you the flag. I'm way more valuable than any of you." Katie stuck her tongue out at her. "You know, Alejandro knew you were trouble. You're so getting back into your Season 1 image. OMG, Heather. Alejandro was right when he held us back from you." Sierra said. "He- what? He held you back? Ugh! Don't you see! He heeeld... you baaaack!" Heather said, like she was explaining it to a bunch of 5-year olds. "...Sooooo?" Katie said. "He kept you behind on purpose so that you'd end up in the dark!" Heather exclaimed. "...No, I don't believe that for a second." "Oh my god, Heather, you're so judgmental." "Ah, screw it... Where is Alejandro anyway?" Heather shone the light around her. "Where is that bullheaded bastard?"

"Hey, Sadie, are you okay?" Justin asked. She'd surely have a mark on her face from when she tripped over that root. "Yeah, whatever. It can't be worse than what you have on your face." Justin screamed and sped up, sobbing.

"YES! WE MADE IT!" Cody jumped up and down. Noah put Chef down (well, threw him down) and cut the rope linking Eva and him. "Yeah, but you're missing a member..." Chris said, with his arms crossed at the top of the stairway. "Well, we know who to vote off!" Noah said, with an oddly cheerful voice. "Who knows, she could get back up before the others!" Cody said in a similar, but more shaky cheerful voice. "Without any light source? She'd never want to leave, and even if she did, how would she find her way back?" Eva sniggered. "Following the bats?" Noah and Eva laughed as Cody sighed.

"Woo! We made it!" Trent cheered extensively as his team made it up. "Congratulations, you're the first complete team back up with your flag!" Trent cheered. Duncan rolled his eyes. There's a reason to hate him again. What's with the goddamn cheering?

"Wait, where's Gwen?", he asked as he scanned Team Dizzy. "Lost her on the way." Noah said, not bothering to explain. Duncan walked up to him and grabbed his collar. "And what are you gonna do about it, then?" "Hmm, thought we'd let her use her night vision to get back here. She could use your mohawk as a light source too." Noah drawled. Duncan raised an eyebrow, but let him go.

"Wait, did we make it?" Heather ran up, dropping the oil lamp on the way out. Sierra and Katie ran after her. Katie kept looking behind her. Sierra ran over to Team Dizzy. "Hey, I want to take a look at that restraining order. How do I know you didn't make it up?" Cody cringed, seeing the loopy in her eyes. "You know we can't show you. You'd rip it into pieces in a heartbeat..." Sierra scowled. "Then I get to be as close as I want to!", she said, clinging onto Cody as Chris tried to pull her away. At that point, Alejandro walked out before passing out on the top of the stairway. "See, he gets wounded without the ugly." Sadie said. She, along with Katie, ran over to Alejandro. "That damn... Joelle!", he said as he regained consciousness for a few seconds.

"Team Defeat! You're now also complete." Chris said as Team Starlight (and, of course, Gwen) ran up, with Bridgette riding Bruno. However, Lindsay stopped near the bottom of the stairway and picked up an obviously dead mole. "Look, DJ!" DJ started sobbing while Courtney put him on the ground. Meanwhile, Geoff was trying to stop Gwen from getting to the top of the stairway. "No, I think it's still alive!" Lindsay said, waving the mole around. No it wasn't. Eva could make a hat out of it. "LINDSAY! GET OVER HERE!" Gwen hit Geoff with a flat hand, knocking him out. Gwen ran over to the top of the stairway. "NO!" Courtney screamed. "Lindsay! You complete moron!" Bridgette sighed, got off Bruno and walked off.

"Team Starlight! You lose for the second time, and while you might have DJ back, you're losing someone else."

"So, Sadie?" Sadie looked over to where Justin was sitting. "You really don't think I'm attractive anymore?" Sadie sighed. "Look at yourself. You have managed to turn into the new Tyler. You're all scars and scratches. I mean, that mole was dead and it still attacked you! How did you even manage to do that?" Justin looked at the window, where Alejandro walked by. "I'm sure Alejandro did it. Don't you see, Sadie? Alejandro is doing this!" Sadie shook her head and walked off. She turned around at the door of the cabin. "You can't always blame others for your own mistakes."

"DJ, we've got a deal for you." DJ walked into Chris's office, looking around nervously. "You want to end that animal curse, right?" DJ nodded. "Understandable, seeing as you've pretty much offed an entire mole civilisation today..." DJ sniffed. "Here's the deal. We've got another of those mummified dogs here. If you manage to pet it without it disintegrating, you'll be rid of the curse. In return for this offer, regardless of whether you manage to keep the dog in one piece, you help take your own team down. The merge is coming up soon, and I want Team Starlight to be the worst team by then. Got it?" DJ nodded, sweat dripping off of his face. He moved a nervously shaking hand to the dog and stroked it.

It stayed whole.

"Well, the curse is lifted... Damn it! If an animal dies now, we can't point at you anymore!" DJ grinned. "Yeah, sorry 'bout that!" He walked off. "Wait!" DJ turned around. "Remember our deal." DJ laughed and walked out.

"Eva?" Eva turned around, a dumbbell in hand. Heather backed off for a bit, and then approached the woman. (You really can't even call her a girl anymore...) "Yes?" Eva asked, not really wanting to talk to Heather. "So, I heard about Noah's diary..." Eva rolled her eyes. "You did it to Gwen in Season 1, no one even thinks twice about handing you over any diary." "Right... but did you read it?" Heather continued, unfazed. "Yes, I did. Little shrimp's a bitch like you." "Really?" Heather said. "What's in it?" Eva turned around, effectively ending the conversation.

"Dear Diary,

I'm sorry I didn't look after you enough. Dumbass Eva with her luggish hands. I'm starting to doubt this alliance.

Oh well, whatever. I assume she didn't read anything, and if she did, the alliance is over and she's out in a heartbeat. I'd even side with Gwen.

Today was the underground maze challenge. Yaaay. Another maze. I swear, Chris is a moron. Gwen almost lost us the challenge. Oh, how I hope she gets voted off soon. Maybe we could lose on purpose. It's not like Cody wouldn't side with us eventually. She did yell at me.

Ah, yes, Cody. I vented at the confessional cam already, so it's not like the entire viewing world doesn't know. I hate hormones sometimes. But things seem to be looking up. I think we're friends now, and honestly, I think I'm fine with that. Let him crush on Gwen.

I'm fairly sure I did my team somewhat of a favor today, so I think I'm safe for a while. I really hope I am. I didn't come on this show to lose before the merge every time..."

"Well, you suckers lost! Just like Gwen predicted, actually." Chris showed Team Starlight a clip of Gwen.

[Psh... There's nothing strong about this team. Mark my words: They will start losing, and losing hard, very soon. Mark my words.] - Gwen

"Argh! I knew it! She set it all up!" Courtney yelled. "Relax, Courtney. From all the yelling you've done today, one might think your vocal chords might rip at any moment." Chris said. "Anyway, your votes are counted, and a sorry loser's going home." Courtney and Lindsay glared at each other.

"The first marshmallow goes to DJ." DJ walked over, not harming any animals in the process.

"Bridgette." Bridgette ran over, grabbing her marshmallow. Bruno walked along with her, being next to her at all times. Geoff groaned. That stupid bear.

"Geoff." Courtney glared at Geoff, while Lindsay cheered.

"And then there were two." Chris looked at the two for a while. "The two of you have been at each other's throats for a while. Since Season 2, to be honest." Courtney smiled at Lindsay as she remembered the moment when Lindsay was stupid enough to vote herself off. Ah, good times.

"The person safe this time is..."

Courtney raised her nose up, and Lindsay played with her hair.

"Lindsay."

[I vote for... Lindsay. I mean, it really is choosing between her and Courtney at this point, and Courtney's my friend!] - Bridgette

[Oh god, please let that dumb blonde leave... Lindsay! I vote for Lindsay!] - Courtney

[I vote for Lindsay! She lost, and she was waving that poor mole around! Hmm... I'm a mole now too, aren't I?] - DJ

[I vote for Courtney! To be honest, I've wanted to get her out for a long time now, and with all her issues today, I think the time has come!] - Geoff

[COURTNEY! She's sooo bossy. Like, why does anyone listen to her? I've got great ideas!] - Lindsay

"What? That's impossible!" Courtney stood there in shock and Lindsay and Chris danced (read: grinded, in Chris's case at least).

"CHRIS! CHRIS! WAIT!" Chris stopped molesting Lindsay and looked over to Chef, who came running with his little screen.

"You got it wrong! Courtney got two votes, Lindsay got three!" Chris glared at Chef.

"Aha! I knew I couldn't be voted off like that! I could file another lawsuit for wrongful termination, you know." Lindsay looked at Chris, confused. "So... does that mean..." "You lost. And you are FIRED!" Chris said, pointing at Chef. Chef gasped and ran off, sobbing. "I'm sorry, Linds."

"Oh, it's okay! I know Courtney will get exactly what she deserves, eventually. It's called karma." Courtney rolled her eyes. "You said that to Heather, and she..." "Got her hair shaven off?" Courtney gulped nervously.

Lindsay walked off onto the Dock of Shame, waving goodbye. "Wait! Lindsay!" Lindsay turned to see Chris running towards her. "Lindsay, I have to tell you something." Lindsay nodded. "You have always been my favorite contestant. I think you're beautiful, and I want to say... Tyler broke up with you via text message." "But my phone isn't even here!" "He forgot. So, would you want to be with me?" "...Oh, okay!" Lindsay said, kissing Chris. She then walked onto the Boat of Losers. "I'll see you after this season, then.", she said, winking. Chris waved her goodbye as the boat departed. Geoff walked up next to him. "...Tyler never broke up with her, did he?" "Nope." "...So, was she on those pictures with you?" "NO! I had to do it myself there..."

"Anyways, Lindsay's been voted off, and I will make sure every single person on that team will pay!" Chris yelled. Bridgette squirmed behind him, and Bruno roared. "Who will get booted off next time? Who will get those pictures off TMZ? And who will make it to the merge? You might get the answer to maybe one of those questions next time on Total. Drama. TOURNAMENT!"

"Aww, it's so sweet that Chris wants to be with me! Even though I'm not sure it's legal. Oh well, I always thought he was kinda cute! Ooh, and now that I'm voted off, I can go check out those pictures!"

"I am pissed about Courtney though. I can't believe my team didn't vote her off after all that bossyness. She's a meanbag, people! Oh well. Karma'll take care of her."

"Ooh! I'll see Beth again! EEEEE!"

So! Lindsay's a goner.

Didn't like the challenge. I need to start coming up with better stuff...

And the merge is nearing! To be honest, I'm not sure when said merge will get here, but I'm sure it'll happen soon! I think.

Please, pretty please, review! Look, I underlined it and made it all fat and Tower-of-Pisa-y. So do eet, pretty please.