And I'm trying to write again. Dunno if it'll work, we'll see.
Now, before I start, some things to make clear:
The sucky dialogue thing has become my style in a way, and while I know it's not correct, it's how I like it.
The picture thing is Chris and Chris alone, Lindsay's innocent. The pictures were made before Chris and Lindsay even got together.
Chef is fired. Gone. Complete goner. Like I said, new intern handles the food already, so he became superfluous.
And then the NoCo thing. Obviously I already said there could be slash involved. If you don't listen to the AN's, you don't keep up. Also, it wasn't a one time joke, NoahxKatie is just as popular, and why is there a special difference between NoCo and, say, IzzyxEzekiel or BethxHarold? It's a pairing. GEEZ!
I'm gonna try to get back to the original challenges more, instead of the weird maze-y structures I've been making. Less Pac-Man, more... Total Drama. I dunno.
So, with that explained, happy reading!
"Last time on Total Drama Tournament: I fired Chef. I'm done with his crap! And the campers had to find their way through an underground maze. They sucked at it. Team Radiance won again, and Team Starlight had to eject one team member. Lindsay was obviously the team's scapegoat, as she was unfairly voted off! Seriously! That beauty, that sweetness... Seriously, look at those airbags. Holy hell."
"So, DJ." DJ looked up from where he was sitting in Chris's office, looking slightly nervous. He was starting to doubt his spy thing.
"Do you understand your mission today? Get Courtney ejected from the show. It should be easy: With both you and Geoff against her, you'll make her go cacophonic in no time. I'm sure everyone will love kicking her out then. Also, make sure you actually lose." DJ nodded. He could do this. He had no problem with Courtney, but still, better than Geoff or Bridgette. "I'm doing it."
"Good. Now get the hell out of here, you're wimping up my office." DJ walked out, making his way back to the cabin. He walked past the lodge, unaware that the lights were on and that someone was in there. He then passed Cody. "Hey, what are you still doing up this late?" Cody asked. "Uh... Nothing! Nope, nothing, leaving right- right now... WHY ARE YOU STILL UP, HUH? HUH?" DJ freaked. "Hey, dude, relax. I couldn't sleep." "OH! Yeah, me neither, that's why..." DJ said, before running off. Cody shrugged and walked into the lodge.
"Did you see that?" Cody looked over to the window to see Courtney standing in front of it, looking outside. "What?" Cody asked. "DJ! He walked out of Chris's office!" Courtney turned to Cody, her arms crossed. "That can never be good!" Cody laughed. "Maybe he was getting a restaining order against animals?" Courtney scoffed. "He was acting really weird just now..." Cody said as the two went to sit down. As soon as Courtney sat down, she suddenly jumped up again. "What?" Cody asked, looking up at her. "Maybe he actually found the pictures!" Courtney said. "Courtney, the pictures are off the island already." Courtney sighed and sat down again.
"So your biological clock is forever messed up as well, isn't it?" Cody asked. "Yup. All because you wanted your damn restraining order." "It's great, though. I've never felt so safe in my life." Courtney looked at Cody, an eyebrow raised. "You do know that if she ever gets too close anyway, that probably means she would have become too insane to care about the law, right?" Cody's eyes widened before he realised he was too tired to keep his eyes open that wide. "I guess we're both a bit too tired for logical thoughts..." Courtney nodded before collapsing onto the table.
"We should probably get to bed..." Courtney looked up abruptly. "Oh, no, I didn't mean like that! I meant..." "Actually, let's do it." "...What?" "In front of Duncan, preferably..." "Okay, Courtney, you've got to stop this Duncan obsession. I thought you wanted to win this? Stop letting Duncan hold you back!" Courtney blinked as Cody continued. "You've got more than enough drive to win the entire game, and the two million! You've just got to keep focused... and stay nice." Courtney gasped. "I'm totally nice! Everybody loves me!" "Really? I believe you were the last person to get a marshmallow last time?" Courtney huffed. "And you did go slightly... screamy during the last challenge." "How do you even know that?" "Chef had a little screen or whatever. And we kinda heard you sometimes." Courtney laughed. "Was it really that loud?" Cody nodded. "Oops..."
The two sat in silence for a while before Cody piped up. "We need to go get some sleep..." Courtney didn't respond, as she was already far gone. "Heh. See you tomorrow then, Court." Cody walked out, leaving Courtney asleep on the table.
"So, where were you?" Courtney bluntly asked DJ at the lodge the next day. Bridgette had woken early and had found Courtney, snoring on the floor. She had woken her up and Courtney had run off to take a shower. "Wh-what do you mean?" DJ stammered. "Courtney? What's going on?" Bridgette asked, looking at Courtney, who stood with her hands on the table, glaring at DJ. Bruno growled at the brunette.
"I was in the lodge tonight because Chris screwed over my sleep schedule. I saw you walk by, clearly from Chris's office. What were you doing in there?" DJ looked around him nervously, also noting that Cody was watching the confrontation. "I was... I had the pictures!", he yelled. "Remember how the thing with the pictures and I gave Chris the pictures back and I asked him to break my curse and he did are you happy now?", he said, all without taking a breath. "Hmm... If you say so..." Courtney said, clearly not trusting it yet. "Relax, Courtney. He's been in the guys' cabin the entire night, I couldn't sleep." Courtney glared at Geoff.
[What? No I wasn't! He's only making this worse!] - DJ
"You know, I was glad when Chef left. No more disgusting food, you know? I was sure no one could cook worse than him. And then you show up. And I don't know how you managed, but this is classified as food even less than Chef's. I mean-" "Would you shut it before people start dying on this show?" Keith, the new cook, yelled at Noah, scaring him off with a knife.
"Well, he's a riot." Noah muttered under his breath before being pulled away by Eva. "What? And ow!" Noah complained. "You know I read your entire diary, right?" Eva said. "Okay, alliance over! Cody and I are voting you off this very instance! You are dead meat, you golem..." "I didn't think so... I read your entire diary. Therefore, I know of the exact contents. If I notice you're even trying to kick me off, Cody will know everything as well-" "Fine! Fine. Just... keep it to yourself, please." Noah said. He looked into Eva's eyes, trying to find any emotion there. Which was tougher than it sounds. "Please." Eva nodded and walked off.
"Sadie, can't you vote off Justin?" Katie asked. "Hmm... why?" Sadie wondered. "Well, his wounds might heal before he gets kicked off and then we're stuck not knowing who to like again." "Oh my god, you're right! So I have to vote off Justin?" Katie nodded solemnly. (Even I, the very author, am not sure how the two get randomly solemn out of nowhere.)
"Heather, I'm not sure what you're planning to do, but glaring at me isn't gonna help much..." "Get lost, bullhead!" "Impressing. Is swearing at me all you can do? You've really lost your edge..."
[Oh, like he has any idea. Sierra is already on my side. I have access to the restraining order and I'll rip it if she helps me kick off Alejandro. I'm gonna have her annoy Katie until she votes for Sierra just out of spite. Alejandro is a goner by today.] - Heather (Ooh, she actually has plans this time around.)
"...Gwen?" "...What, Cody?" "You don't like Noah, right?" "No, I don't. Smug bastard thinks he can insult everyone around. And then I say something bad back at him, and he flips." Gwen was fuming in her seat. "How about we vote him off?" Gwen looked up at Cody. "You'd do that?" "Yes, I would. Noah's been acting strange and I... I want him out. I'm sure I can convince Eva to vote him off as well." "...Fine. We've got a deal." "...And an alliance?" Gwen thought for a while. "And an alliance."
[Oh please. Like I want an alliance with her. I'm going to convince her to lose, and then she's out. Easy. For the alliance. I bet the merge is coming up soon anyway...] - Cody
"People! Get ready for the next challenge! It's gonna be awesome!" Chris said, entering the lodge. "That's what he always says..." Noah muttered as the campers got up. "Follow me, everyone!"
"Here we are!" Chris said. "What the dear hell is that?" Duncan asked, looking up. Far up.
"These are exactly sixteen platforms, raised really high. They're coming down as we speak, and you guys are getting up there. The platforms are gonna spin around, and you guys are gonna get really dizzy!" Chris said. "Gee, you're so creative. You looked at our team name, and ta dah! Challenge." "SHUT IT! God, why do I put up with you?" Noah shrugged. "Now, as soon as four people have fallen down, the platforms stop and the rest continues into the next part of the challenge. And as you can see, there's those big cushion thingies, so you guys won't kill yourselves unless you get really stupid." The campers sighed and walked over to the platforms, getting onto the platforms with their team logo on it.
"This is gonna suck..." Geoff said. Bruno tried to walk onto the platform with Bridgette, but she commanded him to sit down, and he obliged. At that moment, the platforms started rising. Chris sniggered before Bruno growled at him, causing him to sign an intern over.
The platforms started spinning. "Oh, and I forgot!" Chris shouted through his megaphone. "If you fall down, there's buttons on the platforms that you can push to make the platforms go faster. You can only press the same button four times. Got it?"
At that moment Heather jumped off, landing perfectly and running over to Alejandro's button, pressing it four times. Alejandro swirled around before vomiting down, barely missing Heather, and falling off. "Oh! Heather! You are so dead!" Katie yelled down.
[Hmm, crap. Sierra is going to have to be really annoying.] - Heather
DJ stood on the swirling platform, remembering what Chris told him to do.
"Now, in the first challenge, you have to fall and casually press the buttons of all of your team members, but especially Courtney, while getting to the buttons of your opponents. Got it?"
DJ pretended to fall, and dropped down. He actually fainted while falling down though.
The other campers continued. Courtney kept her calm, while trying not to yell at DJ, remembering Cody's words. Duncan and Trent balanced themselves, glaring at each other. Eva lifted dumbbells on her platform, while Noah read a book. Geoff spun around as his hat fell to the ground. He barely managed to stop himself from trying to catch it and falling in the process. Justin tried desperately not to fall, hoping his face would stay somewhat unharmed for the challenge. Bridgette tried to handle the platform like she was riding a surfboard, albeit a rapidly spinning surfboard. Katie stood motionlessly, her arms crossed and glaring at Heather every time Katie spun around to her.
Eventually, DJ woke up and Courtney ordered him to press the buttons of Team Radiance. As he ran over, he "accidentally" pressed the buttons of his team mates, and as Chris asked of him, he pressed Courtney's four times. She spun around, until the platforms randomly changed directions. She couldn't take it anymore and she fell off, landing next to a "shocked" DJ. "Wow, what happened?", he asked as he helped her up. Above them, the platforms stopped and started descending.
"Heather, Alejandro, DJ and Courtney! The four of you are out!" "Good, can we just go back to the cabins now?" Heather asked. "Nope! You come along." Heather groaned.
[I need Aleheinous away from Katie for a while, so Sierra can work her... charm.] - Heather
Katie stepped off of her platform, glaring at Sierra, who was trying to distract her on the platform. Cody stepped off and Gwen walked up to him. "When?", she asked, softly. "I'll tell you when." Cody answered, following Chris.
[I'm not so sure about this anymore...] - Cody
Chris walked the campers over to a clearing in the woods. Four holes were dug out in the clearing. "You guys see that?" Chris asked. "That's where you're going. You guys are going underground. You have no food or water. You do however have a ladder to climb up. As soon as four people climb up, the challenge is over." Eva scoffed. "Easy."
The campers climbed down. Justin was very careful with his footing.
"And the four of you have a job to do for your team as well." Chris said to the four campers eliminated in the last challenge. "You have to convince the campers to climb out. Got that?" Courtney nodded, getting ready to get people out. "And you aren't allowed to climb down." Courtney huffed.
"GET THE HELL OUT!" Courtney yelled down the hole. Duncan looked up, an eyebrow raised. "Beat it, princess." Courtney rolled her eyes. "Trent?", she continued, batting her eyelashes. Duncan stared at Trent, his eyebrows raised. Trent shrugged in response.
[I thought she was done with that idea. I'm not interested!] - Trent
"Come on, Gwen! It's so dark down there... And it's just like when you were buried alive, and Trent left you here! I mean, who's gonna save you if you get trapped now?" Heather said, looking around and finding a shovel, which she waved around above the hole. Noah rolled his eyes, but Gwen just looked at Cody, shaking. Cody nodded subtlely, and Gwen screamed, running to the ladder and climbing up. Heather smirked and walked away.
[Okay... I am so over that "buried alive" thing. I was just doing it for the...alliance. ...And it was really dark in there.] - Gwen
"Katie! Sadie is in a whoooole other hooooole! Don't you miss her? OMG, you have to go there!" Katie rolled her eyes at Sierra.
"Ummm... Hey, did you know my fourteenth Cody blog has more than 6000 viewers? Are you one of them? Hmm? ANSWER THE QUESTION, WOMAN. I can get you voted off for it. Rip the restraining order, please?" Sierra continued, trying to make up annoying stuff.
[Oh my god, what is her problem? I should have voted her off earlier...] - Katie
"Sadie, my dear, would you like to join me up here instead of down there with Monster-Face?" Sadie looked at Justin. "Ummm..." Duncan glared at her. "Do you really want to do that?" Sadie screamed and ran away, climbing up the ladder and joining Alejandro. Justin gasped. "Wait, Sadie!"
"Cody! Get out, come on!" Cody laughed and looked up. "You're not even trying." Courtney huffed. "Come on, Cody! I saw you sign for Gwen to get out! Care to explain that to your teammates?" Eva stood abruptly, glaring at Cody. "What?", she growled. Noah stood as well, his eyebrow raised... more than usual. "Excuse me?" Cody squirmed before deciding to climb up. "Was that really necessary?" Courtney smirked. "I do what's asked of me." Cody rolled his eyes. "If I get voted off, I'll make sure to take you down with me." Courtney laughed. "Sure, you do that.", she said, walking off, dusting off her hands.
DJ looked around nervously. He remembered what Chris said to him next.
"Now you have to convince someone of your team to climb out. Just say you were looking out for their wellbeing. Bridgette would be a good target here, seeing as she has her precious little bear, and we'll keep Bruno behind so that you can make stuff up about him."
"...Bridgette?" Bridgette looked up. "DJ? What's going on?" DJ hesitated for a moment. "I think there's something wrong with Bruno..." He stuck up his thumb behind his back, signing for Chris to stab the bear in the paw with a small needle, causing the bear to roar and go berserk in his cage. "Oh! Bruno! What happened?" DJ looked behind him. "I'm not sure, something with his paw..." Bridgette looked at Geoff, who nodded, before she climbed up to go help Bruno.
"And that's four! Gwen, Sadie, Cody and Bridgette! You're all eliminated!" Chris waited as the other campers climbed out of the holes. "Come on people, I don't have all day!"
Chris led the campers to the stage, where a row of... interesting human-shaped contraptions stood. "The next challenge: The Shock-A-Tron!" Geoff and Trent cringed, while Noah looked up from his book with a shocked expression on his face. "I could have climbed up and avoided all of this...", he said, shaking his head. Justin nodded, terrified. Katie tried to run, but Sierra stopped her. "We're going in there! GET IN THERE." Katie struggled to get away from her as Sierra pulled her towards the contraptions.
Duncan scoffed. "Really? Like we were never electrocuted before on this show." Eva nodded, walking towards the contraptions. "Bring it."
"Of course, with the She-Hulk on your team, you can't go wrong!" Heather said to Gwen. "You're so gonna win!" Gwen looked at her funny. "Why in the world...?" Heather leaned in close. "I'm trying to get Katie and Sierra to lose. I want Alejandro out." Gwen shook her head. "Eva, you don't have to do this!", she yelled. Eva turned around frowning. "Of course I'm gonna do it. What's your problem?", she said, partially to Cody.
[Knew the guy was trouble. He's too... fussy. Not alliance material.] - Eva
[I don't think I can do this... My dad is a lawyer!] - Trent
[Well, I don't know how to get Geoff out... I don't remember! I'm screwed. ...I'm sorry, mommy!] - DJ
"Well, get in there!" The campers carefully got into the contraptions. They could be best described as armor, but with electric wires. Interns attached the campers to the wires. "Now, the contraptions are gonna close, and you'll notice a little red button will pop out for a while. If you press said button, the contraction opens, but you will be eliminated from the challenge, so Geoff, if you do so, your team is out!" Courtney glared at Geoff.
"After the buttons disappear again, you'll recieve a shock for ten seconds. Afterwards, the button will appear again. You can press it anytime, atthe cost of your team losing another member." Chris then turned to the eliminated campers. "And you guys also have a role to play: You can choose one camper each to... "support". This camper will get two seconds added to the shock. This will hurt for them, but it also gives them less time to recover and press the button." Chris chuckled. "So, who's it gonna be?"
"Geoff." Courtney immediately said. "Oh!" Geoff said, pissed off. "Courtney!" Bridgette exclaimed. "We can't have him pressing that button. We're losing, people." Courtney rolled her eyes.
"Well, I pick Eva." Eva growled from the contraption as Bridgette recoiled.
"Hmm... I pick Sierra." Cody said. "Sadistic move, there. I pick Sierra as well." Gwen smirked.
"I pick... uh..." DJ was interrupted by Courtney. "Just pick!" "KATIE!" Katie gasped. "Sorry..."
"Noah." Noah glared at Heather, who then turned to face Alejandro. "And you?" Alejandro looked at the campers. "Duncan."
"Ooh! I pick Geoff!" Sadie said, before Justin explained to her that that would only help Team Starlight out. By then it was already too late, as the contraptions closed.
"And here we go!" The buttons popped out. Justin didn't hesitate for a second, pressing it and running off.
"OOOOOW!" Trent screamed as he was shocked. Courtney clapped as Duncan was electrocuted. After the shock, Noah pressed the button, walking out slightly dazed. "You can... handle it, can't you... Eva?" Eva rolled her eyes. She hadn't felt a thing.
"Only two more to go! You guys are weak!" Chris complained as the other campers glared. Sierra made funny faces, distracting Katie. The next shock commenced, and afterwards, Katie pressed the button. "That sucked, seriously." She walked over to Sadie and Alejandro, stumbling and falling right before Alejandro. He helped her up, and Katie stared into his eyes for a second before she turned to glare at Sierra. "She's crazy. Wow." Alejandro raised an eyebrow. "But if we lose, you're still gonna vote for Heather, right?" Katie nodded absently.
[What the hell?] - Alejandro
Another shock happened, and another one, and another one. After a while, both Sierra and Geoff were about to pass out. The both of them reached for the button. Heather and DJ both looked at the action intensely as Geoff ended up pressing first. "NO!" Courtney screamed as Geoff fell out of the contraption. Bridgette glared at her. "That's my boyfriend you're talking about. What the hell is going on in your head if you want to see him electrocuted more than seeing us lose?" Bridgette stormed off, with Bruno growling at Courtney before following her.
"Team Starlight! You lose, and have to vote someone off today!" Chris announced. "Yes!" DJ said, softly enough so that no one could hear him. Or that's what he thought, at least. "What do you mean, yes?" Courtney said, her arms crossed behind him. "I mean... Yes, Geoff doesn't have to be shocked anymore?" DJ said, not even sounding sincere to himself. Courtney tilted her head, examining DJ for a while before walking off.
The four remaining campers, follow me! The rest, get the hell out of my face!" The four followed Chris.
"You know I'm going to be aiming at you, no matter what the challenge is, right?" Duncan said to Trent. "Likewise." Trent answered, not even taking the time to look Duncan in the eyes.
"Here we are!" Chris said, arriving at... the lodge.
"The last challenge is actually not off in the woods somewhere? Wow, that's new." Trent commented.
"It's the simple sport of arm wrestling!" Chris said. Duncan, Trent and Sierra looked at Eva nervously.
"Okay, here's how it goes: Trent versus Eva, Duncan versus Sierra. We got that?" The campers sat down according to Chris's directions. "Please promise me you'll go easy on me." Trent asked Eva. "Eh, whatever."
"GO!" Instantly, Eva snapped Trent's arm down. "OOOOOW!" Trent said. "Ow, ow, ow... I thought you said you were gonna go easy on me?" "I was going easy on you." Trent backed off, inspecting his arm. Not long after, Sierra defeated Duncan. "That girl's freakishly strong!" Duncan said, walking off.
"And the final match! Like we don't know who's gonna win." Chris said, chuckling. "Go!" Eva and Sierra started trying to push each other's arm down. Surprisingly, Sierra didn't go down straight away, but she did struggle. "Ummm... Wait!" Eva didn't exactly listen. Sierra tried to distract her more. "You! You're in Cody's team, right? You help me get rid of that restraining order! C'mon!" Eva started getting annoyed. "You're basically the best ripper ever! You're a lumbering hulk! You're so strong, no one can ever deal with you! Of course, no one can ever like you either, seeing as you're basically a creepy bodybuilder..." Eva snapped and got up. "SHUT UP OR I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!" Chris walked up to the two of them. "Well, Eva, you basically quit, so Team Defeat wins!" "Argh! Whatever! I'm out of here!" Eva said, breaking a table on her way out.
Chris and Sierra followed her. "Team Defeat! You win this challenge. Team Starlight, kick someone out!" Bridgette crossed her arms and glared at Courtney.
[So now everyone on my team hates me. I guess I'm going to be voted off today..." - Courtney
"EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP! WHEN I AM COOKING I DEMAND QUIET! ANYONE WANT A KNIFE IN THEIR FACE?" Keith yelled out from the kitchen.
"Wow, what's your issue?" Duncan said. Keith ran out of the kitchen, knife in hand. "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU, MOTHERFUCKER?" Chris walked in, inspecting Keith. "AND YOU! GOD DAMN YOU! WITH YOUR FUCKING TEAL HAIR!" Gwen raised an eyebrow. "AND HEY NERDGASMIC, HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH THE LADIES TODAY?" Cody sighed and looked down. "AND YOU'RE TOO FUCKING UGLY FOR WORDS!", he yelled at Justin.
"Oh wow. This is comedy gold." Chris said, laughing. "AND THEN THERE'S YOU! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PAYCHECK?" "...You're fired. No one yells at me." Several interns dragged Keith off the premises.
"Sooo... are you gonna get Chef back?" Geoff asked Chris. "Uh, no. He's not coming back, ever." Chris said, walking over to the kitchen and dumping the unfinished food onto the plates. "You do know that Chef is now the chef at the Playa De Losers, right?" Noah asked. "WHAT?" Chris yelled out. "Yup." Noah nodded. "How the hell do you know that?" "I know everything." "You don't know how to catch a dodgeball!" Heather interjected from her table. Chris kept glaring at Noah. "Fine. Chef left behind his little screen. I found it and figured out that it shows the Playa too. See?" He grabbed the screen, showing Chef at the barbeque, being bothered by Izzy.
"GET HIM BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! IF I HAVE TO SPEND MY DAYS STUCK ON THIS ISLAND, SO WILL HE!" "...Doesn't Chris have a private jet?" Cody commented. Noah snorted.
[What? The guy had a point.] - Noah
"Honestly Bridgette, that bear is the worst thing ever to have happened to us." Bridgette looked up from where she was sitting, petting Bruno. "What? Why?" "Seriously, Bridge? The bear will barely let me touch you! Maybe we should've kept Blaineley in just so she could be his chew toy..." Bridgette decided that was the best time to stop talking altogether in favor of making a face like she was trying to think really hard, much to Geoff's frustration. "...WHAT?" Bridgette looked up again. "How did Blaineley heal from a full body cast so quickly?" Geoff gave it a bit of thought, but decided not to dwell on it. "Whatever, Bridge. Does it really matter that much?" "And Alejandro was in a machine! What happened there?" "Not sure. Does it matter?" Bridgette shook her head. "...Wait! I was talking about Bruno!"
"So, an alliance with Gwen, huh?" Noah said. Cody didn't dare look into his eyes. "No... You don't understand! I was doing it for our alliance!" Eva raised her fist very close to Cody's face. "If you're not telling the truth, you're dead!" "Calm it, Eva, you don't have to threaten people's lives just yet." Noah said, walking over to Cody's bed very slowly. He leaned down to look Cody in the eyes. "If ywe find out you're lying, you are out of here before you could even say "elimination". Got that?" Cody nodded. "If you are telling the truth, then keep doing it." Cody nodded again. "Well, that's settled." Noah said, standing upright again. Cody bolted out as fast as he could.
Eva sat down on what was formerly Ezekiel's bed. "Okay, so what's your problem today?" Eva looked up for a second before looking down. "I'm completely unlovable, aren't I?" Noah stopped raising his eyebrow. "Wait, where did this come from?" "Oh, come on, Noah. I beat every guy in the game today. I'm a monster compared to your average girl. I'm not even a girl anymore." Noah sat down next to her. "Okay, I don't mean to be blunt here... Well, to be honest, I kinda do... Do you have a vagina?" Eva stared at him for a moment. "...Yes..." "And congratulations! You are a girl." Eva scoffed. "Not a real one, though..." "What don't you get about this? Girls, and people for that matter, come in many different sizes and shapes. There are guys bigger than houses. You'll find someone. Eventually. Not me, you read the diary, but someone else." Eva smiled and got up. "Now, if you'd like to follow me, please..." Eva followed Noah outside with a confused look on her face.
Noah walked out and walked over to the campfire, where Team Starlight was waiting. Courtney huffed and got up when she saw the two. "What are you doing here? If you've come to make fun of us, don't bother!" "We're not. Although it's very tempting." Noah said, walking over to the fire. "I have come to do..." He grabbed his diary out of his pocket. "...this." He threw the diary into the fire, burning it to ashes. We walked off calmly, with a confused Eva still following him.
"Why did you do that?" Eva asked. "I read through it and I realised something." "Which iiiis...?" "I grew feelings. I needed to get rid of that." Eva snorted and walked off. Noah walked back to the cabin, smiling.
"Ugh. Just move it along already!" Courtney complained as Chris walked over, holding the tray of marshmallows. Chris laughed. "Be patient, you deserve to wait."
Courtney rolled her eyes. "Okay, but before I get kicked off, can I just say that I know?" Chris raised an eyebrow. "You know... What are you talking about?"
"About DJ!" Courtney screamed, raising her arms to the sky. "He's so obvious! He fell on purpose in the first challenge, he got Bridgette out in the second... He was out at night, coming out of your office... His curse is gone... Like I'm that stupid!" Chris whistled. "Well, guess she figured it out! DJ, you're out." "What?" DJ looked at Chris, shocked. "But I did everything you asked!" "But you were caught. Obviously, you're gonna get kicked off soon anyway, so why not now?" Chris started handing the marshmallows to the three other campers. "But you can't just do that!" Chris turned his head to face DJ as he gave Bridgette her marshmallow. Geoff was standing behind him, munching on his marshmallow. "My game, my rules. You're out!" DJ sighed. "Well, am I allowed to know who would be voted off?"
"Courtney, of course."
[I vote for DJ. I mean, I figured out he's Chris's mole by now. Bruno's wound looked like it was done by a human.] - Bridgette
[DJ is obviously a mole. I mean, come on! I'm not stupid!] - Courtney
[Well, I've tried all I can to get Courtney voted off. Let's hope it works.] - DJ
[I vote for DJ! Dude, taking out team out? Not cool!] - Geoff
"Oh well." DJ walked onto the Dock of Shame. "Hey DJ!" Chris said. DJ turned around. "Catch." He threw the mummified dog. DJ caught it, but it disintegrated in his hands. Instantly, Bruno went crazy and started chasing DJ. He ran off onto the Boat of Losers, with Bruno following him. Bruno starting attacking DJ as the boat departed. "Bruno! Come back!" Bridgette screamed. "Bruno! Stop pummeling me!" DJ yelled. Bruno didn't listen to any of them.
"Well! That's settled! DJ was voted off for being the suckiest mole I ever had, and that's including Owen! The merge is getting ever closer, and that brings us to many questions: Will Trent and Duncan ever stop hating each other? Are there still parts of Noah's diary left? How did Katie and Sadie not get voted off yet? Get the answer some time later, or maybe never, on Total. Drama. TOURNAMENT!"
"AAAAAH! BRUNO! STOP!"
Well, that's done! Argh, these damn challenges...
Ha! Fooled you! No, but did you really think I was gonna fire Chef? Of course not. I am trying to get him back into the story, though, even though I'm not sure how.
So, DJ's been booted! Let's face it, he'd never be a good mole. And Courtney escaped getting "voted off" for the second time in a row! Chris must really hate her now.
Well, and I cannot stress this enough, review!