So... Half a year, guys!

Sorry about the lack of updating. It turns out that when you know exactly where you want a story to go, it becomes very hard to actually write that story down.

Here's my attempt anyway. I really can't put it off any longer, seeing as I actually got a review for the first time in months, so that's pretty tangible proof that people are still reading this (why, I'll never know)

I guess I'll just get back into it! (oh my god half a year without writing where was I going with this what was this story about who were the people where was it located who am I)

Happy reading!

"Last time on Total Drama Tournament: THEY GOT AL OUT! Alejandro was eliminated in a spectacular fashion when he was betrayed by Noah of all people. Meanwhile, Sierra ripped her restraining order, which has got to be the prelude to more insanity. Just how I like it!"

"Dude. Why do you always film these things at night?" Chef asked, rubbing his eyes.

"Because I want to! Plus, I look better with these lights on. They add mystery." "They add bullshit, is what they do..." Chef grumbled, walking out of Chris's office. "Making me work all night for some stupid challenge..."

Chef walked past the lodge, which, unbeknownst to him, was already packed.

"I just don't get why I had to come along. You're the one with the botched biological clock, not me!" Noah said, resting his head on his hand. "You had to come along because I wanted to gloat." Cody said, matter-of-factly. Courtney chuckled from the other side of the table. "Understandable. If my boyfriend had betrayed Alejandro to the point of eliminating him, I wouldn't go half a sentence without mentioning it!" Cody smiled. "And I also brought you over because I wasn't sure about walking to the lodge alone at night. I kept hearing the bear, it was freaking me out."

[I know I should be over this by now, but I can't stand bears ever since one mauled me in Season 1. I could've won if it wasn't for that bear!] - Cody

Bridgette, who was sitting next to Courtney, sighed. The other three looked at her with mostly looks of pity. Every hope of seeing Bruno again seemed to vanish just as fast as it appeared. "Bridge, it's not like Chris can just release Bruno into the wild. I'm fairly sure he needs your permission for that." Courtney said, trying to console the blonde. "I know, but come on. Chris doesn't care about rules. He threw us down a plane multiple times!" Bridgette retorted. "Well, if it's any consolation, he's sticking to my restraining order..." Cody offered. "Speaking of which, Sierra is peeping on us." Courtney said, pointing at the window. The others turned to see Sierra, who ducked behind a bush. "Oh, for God's sake..." Noah groaned.

The next morning, the campers in the lodge tried to use the nauseating scent of breakfast to wake up as Gwen and Duncan fought.

"Why are you yelling at me? What have I done wrong?" Duncan yelled. "Do you want me to answer that?" Courtney said, eyes barely open. "I wouldn't be yelling at you if you weren't such a jackass to everyone!" Gwen screamed at her boyfriend. Possibly soon to be ex-boyfriend.

"Well, you knew what kind of person I was when you started dating me, so why is that still an issue?" Duncan roared. "Because I want a boyfriend who isn't mean to my friends!" "Well, maybe if you had picked better friends, I wouldn't have to!" "God, Duncan, why do you have to be such an ass!" Gwen ran out, crying, just as Sierra walked in.

Sierra then walked over to Cody's table, grinning like an idiot. "Hey Cody!", she said, basically swooning. Noah facepalmed as Cody squirmed in his seat. Eva got up to kick her ass, but Courtney beckoned for her to sit down again. "Sierra, you're violating your restraining order. Step back, please." Sierra refused to budge. "Sierra, you do know that you can get thrown off the island before you can even say "stalker sap", right?" Noah said, glaring at the purple-haired girl. Sierra moved closer and closer to Cody, who had to start moving away from her. Finally, Eva got up and raised her fist at Sierra. "Okay then!" Sierra skipped over to the table where Heather was filing her nails. "We gotta talk to Chris about this! She's completely ignoring the restraining order!" Cody stammered. "Or we could just kick her ass and vote her off." Eva said. Noah nodded in agreement.

"Hey Heather!" Sierra sat down to Heather. "Hey, Sierra! Have you annoyed Cody yet?" Heather said. "Yup! And the best thing is, he can't do anything about it! Planning eliminations is fun!" Sierra answered. "Great!" Heather said, finishing her final nail. "You're very cheerful today. It's kinda weird." Sierra remarked. "Alejandro's finally booted off. Why wouldn't I be cheerful?" Heather said, smirking. "Well, maybe because Noah was the one who got Aleheinous eliminated and not you?" Sierra said. Heather stopped smirking as she realized. "That... little bastard!"

At that moment, Chris walked in. "Hurry up and meet me outside! I don't have all day for this!" Cody walked up to him. "Uh, Chris? Can I talk to you for..." "Not now, gap tooth! Outside!"

Once everyone had gathered outside of the lodge (and Bridgette had gotten Gwen to go), Chris explained the challenge. "Here's the deal! Last night, Chef hid a bunch of dice around the island. It's your goal to bring the dice over here, where you roll them." "No, really." Noah deadpanned. "Do you really think you're still funny?" Heather bit at him.

[Wow, venom incoming. I guess she finally realized she didn't do shit to eliminate Alejandro.] - Noah

"Depending on what number you roll, different things will happen. If you roll a one, you're eliminated from the challenge. Simple as that. If you roll a two, you get to take another die from out of this box," Chris pointed at a box, "but beware! Some of the dice in here only have ones on them, meaning instant elimination for whoever gets it. If you throw a three, you have to keep running on this treadmill," Chris pointed at a treadmill, because obviously there was a massive confusion over what Chris could have possibly meant when he said the word "treadmill", "until the next person throws a three. Failure to do so will result in elimination from the challenge. If you throw a four, you have to find a key, of which there are several hidden around the island as well, before being able to roll again. If you throw a five, you get a free key to use when you throw a four. And finally, throwing a six means you can eliminate one player from the challenge!"

"Oh, and there's also a special, golden die out there somewhere, which only has the number six on it. Finding that die will grant you invincibility as well, and you can still eliminate someone. Now go find!" Several of the campers ran off to find a die. Duncan stuck his hand in the box. "I found one!" "Hilarious. I'm guessing you didn't realize it's a one-only die?" Chris chuckled as Duncan hurriedly put the die back and ran off. Chris turned around to find that a few campers hadn't moved a muscle. "Why aren't you leaving?" Chris yelled. "Well, you technically don't have to find a die to win." Noah said. "You can also just wait for everyone else to eliminate themselves." Cody, who was sitting beside him, nodded, and Gwen smirked at Chris. "I don't care! GET LOST!" The three walked off, leaving a seething Chris behind. "Why do I have to deal with these morons?"

"Ow! Heather, why are you pulling me along?" Sierra whined. "Strategy!" Heather said, before stopping and turning around to face Sierra. "Here's how it's gonna go down. You are going to get Cody voted off today. Throw a 6, find the golden die, I don't care, but you are going to get gap tooth leaving today. Got that?"

[Noah needs to learn his lesson. If I get his boyfriend voted off, I'll have revenge for him voting my boyfriend off. Wait! No! That's not what I meant!] - Heather

[I think Heather's really angry at Noah. Like, OMG, FML angry. She's going to get him good! SMH, Noah, SMH.] - Sierra (good luck deciphering that)

Eva pulled a bush out of the ground and shook it for a few seconds before throwing it behind her. She was starting to get convinced that Chef never hid any dice at all. "If that's true, I'm gonna snap their bones like-" Eva stopped her inner monologue when she saw Courtney swinging on a vine and landing in a tree before searching it. The C.I.T. then proceeded to jump out of the tree and freeze up, looking around her frantically, looking for the dice. "You know who you remind me of?" Eva said, startling Courtney. "Who?" Courtney asked, still looking around her. "Izzy." Courtney gasped. "Take that back!" Eva laughed. "No, really! Swinging on vines and hopping on trees, you're just like her." "That's preposterous! Izzy's a complete nutjob, and if you're implying that I am too, then you're in for a lot of trouble, you-" Courtney interrupted herself by gasping again and pulling a die out of a tree hollow, before running off towards the lodge. Eva roared in anger as she fled.

[Damn it! That bossy C.I.T. runt is so dead! I could've had that die!] - Eva

Katie caught up to Trent, who was looking near the stage. "Hey Trent!" Trent turned around and grinned. "Hey, Katie. Have you found any dice yet?" "No dice." Katie said, giggling. "Hey, uh, you hate Duncan, right?" It took Trent about a millisecond to confirm. "Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could vote him off together?" Katie continued. "Like an alliance?" Trent asked. Katie nodded excitably. "Oh, I'm not sure, Katie. I don't really do alliances..." "Hmm, well, think about it, okay?" Katie said. Trent nodded before looking behind the stage curtains, finding a die. "Hey, I found one!" Katie gasped. "Really?" Trent held the die up, so Katie could see. "Cool!" Trent smiled and started to walk towards the lodge, before stopping and turning around. "Uh... Do you want it?" Katie squealed, took the die, and kissed Trent on the cheek before running towards the lodge.

[Maybe an alliance wouldn't be such a bad idea... Everyone seems to be doing it, right?] - Trent

[All under control.] - Katie

Courtney ran over to the lodge, where Chris was waiting. Katie ran over as well, reaching Chris before Courtney did. "Finally! I thought you'd never find a die!" Chris complained. Katie rolled her die and rolled a two. "Oh, no..." Katie trembled as she grabbed a die from the box. She sighed in relief when she saw the die wasn't a one-only. She rolled the second die, which ended up on the six. "Good on you! Who do you want eliminated?" "Duncan!" Katie said, grinning. Courtney started laughing as Chris got out his megaphone.

"DUNCAN, YOU HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! RETURN TO THE LODGE!"

"Aw, crap!" Duncan said to himself as he walked to the lodge. On his way, Trent walked towards him, laughing his ass off. "Good job, dude!" Trent yelled out. "Can it." Duncan bit back, reaching the lodge. Trent pulled out the other die he found. "Hey! Me first!" Courtney said, rolling her die and getting a one. Duncan smirking as Courtney gasped. "No! Do-over! I want a do-over!" "No do-overs! You're eliminated!" Courtney stormed off as Trent rolled his die and got a three. Duncan laughed as Trent got on the treadmill, which started moving extremely fast. "Shut up!" Trent barked as he started running.

[He deserves it.] - Duncan

"Can I just say that this is absolute bullshit?" Noah groaned as he and Cody searched the woods. "I am almost certain that Chef never hid any dice at all!" Cody absently nodded. "I mean, come on! We've been looking for almost an hour now, I think. This is just some fake challenge for some filler episode, isn't it?" Noah looked up at a camera. "Right, Chris?" He continued walking, kicking pebbles ahead in a violent manner. "Let's face it, we're all just wasting our time, right?" Noah then noticed that Cody wasn't following him anymore. "Cody?" He looked to his right and found Cody hidden behind a tree. "Cody, why are you hiding behind the-" As Cody desperately tried to sign to Noah to shut up, it dawned on the bookworm, and Noah turned around to find Sierra was standing in front of him. "Is Cody there?", she asked, a way too familiar maniacal look in her eyes. "Uh..." Sierra pushed Noah aside and grabbed Cody. "There you are! Now we can get to the lodge and get married!" She ran off with Cody over her shoulders. "NOAH! HELP ME!" Cody yelled. Noah chuckled as he strolled after them.

[The marriage thing is always annoying, right? ...And if we happen to get legally married, then that would just be a bonus, right?] - Sierra

"...And I get that he doesn't want to have to change again, and I really don't want to change him like Courtney does, but is a slightly nicer Duncan really too much to ask?" Gwen lamented. Bridgette, who was walking beside her, vehemently shook her head. "No way. A nicer Duncan would be a blessing for us all." Gwen glanced over at the blonde. "I wish I could say I could make him stop, but... that would be "changing him". In his eyes." Bridgette looked down as the two walked. "I know you'll think I'm incredibly rude for saying what I'm about to say, and maybe it is rude, but... I liked Trent better." Gwen scoffed. "I'm starting to like him better too..." At that moment, a mighty roar sounded through the woods. Bridgette's eyes shot up. "It can't be...", she whispered. "Bridgette, I know you miss Bruno, but I really don't think he's still on the island. It was probably just the old bear on the island." Gwen said. Bridgette sighed, looking away. "I know. It's just... It sounded exactly like him..." She then rolled her eyes. "But it can't be. You're right, Gwen, I'm just imagining things." Gwen threw her arm around Bridgette's shoulders as the two continued walking.

"RAAAGH!" Eva ripped a tree right out of the ground and threw it onto a raccoon. "WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE DICE?" At first, Eva had thought that there was just something wrong with her perception, but the longer it took, the more she became convinced the dice were buried deep underground, if they were even there at all. Eva groaned in frustration before hearing a strange squeaking behind her. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see a familiar critter making its way to her. "So, little raccoon, I see you've come back for more," she said, turning around. "And I see you've brought your friends. Alright then. Bring it." Eva smirked as the creatures started merging into a giant raccoon. There might be some action left on this island after all.

Sierra reached the lodge, putting Cody down, but keeping a tight grasp on him as he predictably tried to escape. "You're not going anywhere, Cody. We're finally gonna get married!" She cackled, pulling out the rings. "Sierra, this is insane. We can't just get married and you know that!" Cody tried to squirm away from Sierra, to no avail. "We are gathered here today to celebrate one of life's greatest moments..." Sierra chanted as she tried to put the ring on Cody's finger. Noah, who had just reached the lodge (because he wasn't going to waste his energy running, of course), stepped over to Sierra. "Are you serious? Here's a tip: Why don't you try not marrying my boyfriend, and I'll think about not getting you eliminated like you should have been ages a-" He didn't get to finish his sentence, as Sierra pushed him onto the ground before he could say the word "ago". As Sierra turned around to complete the ceremony, she was met with a furious Cody. "Don't hurt my alliance member!" Sierra had no time to properly (insanely) react, as Cody then slapped her across the face. Sierra fell to the ground in shock, but Cody wasn't done yet.

"What the hell is wrong with you? How were you raised that you think force equals consent, and pushing people enough is an acceptable way of making them adjust to your fantasy world? And where on God's earth did you get the idea that hurting my friends would make me go, "Oh gosh, now I have no choice but to fall hopelessly in love with you!" Love is a two way street, and I'm just not interested! That's how unrequited love works, and trust me, I know unrequited love! So just get the hell away from me until you inevitably get eliminated, seeing as you're criminally insane!"

Sierra ran away crying hysterically. The other campers at the lodge stared at him with shock painted on their faces. Trent was so distracted that he completely forgot to run, resulting in him tripping and falling onto the treadmill, causing Duncan to laugh his ass off. Even Noah had both eyebrows raised.

[WHYYYYY?] - Sierra

[Oh, wow. That was really harsh. I thought Cody was a cool guy, but now I'm not so sure…] - Trent

[Did I hear the word alliance? What has Cody been hiding from me this entire time?] - Courtney

[…And he totally fell flat on his face, and there were these treadmill-shaped marks on his head, and he had dirt and grass all over his face and in his eyes, and…] - Duncan

Noah got up and walked over to a still fuming Cody. "Finally, someone said it." Cody chuckled nervously as he came out of his adrenaline-powered rage. "…I have been wanting to say that to her for a long time." "You and I both!" Noah laughed. "I guess we have to go and look for some dice again…" Cody said. "No need." Noah took two dice out of his pocket. "Found them inside two of the marshmallows at the campfire. And Chris? That's how you attract ants." Noah handed one of the dice to Cody, who ran over and rolled it. "Ah, crap!"

Noah walked over as well and laughed as he saw that Cody had thrown a one. "Tough luck, huh?" He rolled his die while Cody glared at him. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" Cody laughed as Noah slumped over to the treadmill. "Guess who threw a three, guess who threw a three!"

As Noah started running, Eva showed up, running over to Chris holding at least a dozen dice. "Where the hell did you get all of those?" Noah asked, while Courtney rolled her eyes and stormed off again. "Nicked them off a bunch of raccoons." Eva said as she rolled her first die. "Five! Here's your free key!" Chris handed her a shiny bronze key. Eva grabbed it and threw a second die. "And a four! Just hand over that key again, why don't you…" Chris said, gloating as he grabbed the key back. Eva rolled her eyes and threw again. She continued throwing fives and fours until she finally managed to throw a six. "Hah!" Eva pumped her fist into the air as Cody and Noah cheered (well, Cody cheered. Noah was too busy dying).

"Ooh, finally! So, who's going down?" Chris waited for an answer as Eva thought about it for a few seconds. "Sierra!" Chris chuckled while grabbing his megaphone.

"SIERRA, YOU HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! GET BACK TO THE LODGE!" The response was a bloodcurdling sob.

Eva laughed, grabbing her final die and rolling it. "A two! Grab a die from the box, but be careful!" Eva rolled her eyes. "Yeah yeah, blah blah…" She (forcefully) grabbed a die, and she was about to roll it when she noticed.

She had grabbed a one-only die.

Cody ducked behind the treadmill while Noah tried and failed not to laugh. Duncan and Trent stopped fighting in order to flee, and Courtney, who had just returned, laughed as Eva erupted into one of the biggest rages ever seen. "I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND FEED THEM TO YOU BEFORE RIPPING OUT YOUR SPINE-" "DO YOU WANT TO YELL OR DO YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE COMPETITION?" Chris yelled, just as loudly due to his megaphone. Eva calmed down slightly, growling and grumbling as she went towards the cabins, destroying most of the shrubbery on the way. "Oh god, Sierra is still in the cabins!" Cody exclaimed. "I can only imagine… what fresh hell is waiting for her once… Eva rips open the cabin door…" Noah remarked, gasping in between words. Cody sniggered, partially at Sierra's fate and partially at Noah, who was getting more and more exhausted. "What's the matter, tired already?" Noah glared at Cody. "Sports are not my forté!"

Heather snuck over to the cave, a small flashlight (stolen from the arts and crafts center) in her hand. She had gone over most parts of the island, including the thousand foot cliff, at a rapid pace, but she figured the golden die she was hunting for had to be in one of the most dangerous parts of the island. Heather assumed that this was it. The cave, filled with bats and spiders, was a common resting place for bears. Of course Chris would hide the golden die in the place where the contestants were most likely to die!

She clicked her flashlight on and went inside the cave. After batting a few… bats away, and stepping on a few spiders, she could fully enter the cave. She started moving over rocks, looking for the die. The thought that maybe she should've brought a shovel popped into her head. She rolled her eyes at herself and continued searching, going deeper and deeper into the cave. She grabbed her knife to get rid of the spider webs that started getting denser in these parts of the cave. "Ugh!" Heather glanced behind her, where only a small light was still visible. The entrance must me pretty far away. 'That die had better be in here!' Heather thought as the ventured deeper, reaching a dead end. "Ah, damn it!" As she kicked over one more rock, hoping for the magical appearance of a certain golden die, she heard a distinct roar behind her. Trembling, she turned around. "Holy crap!" It wasn't just any bear. It was Bruno.

[This just got really interesting…] - Heather

"Good bear… Good murder bear…" Heather said, backing up against the wall of the cave. Bruno roared again, his sharp teeth on display. "Wait… What the hell?" Heather squinted as the bear growled once more. The golden die! "The golden die is in a bear's mouth? You have got to be kidding me!" Bruno started charging at Heather. "Aah! Good evil horrible monster!", the queen bee exclaimed as she jumped past the bear and started running. As she tried to find the entrance again, her flashlight started flickering and soon died. "Oh, great!" Heather groaned as the bear started catching up with her. "Oh, for God's sake! CHRIS! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I DIE, I WILL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU GET SUED SO HARD YOU'LL BE HOMELESS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" Heather just about gave up when she saw the light. Well, the sunlight from the entrance, at least. She picked up her pace again, the grey bear inches behind her. She reached the entrance, followed by Bruno, who roared upon exiting the cave, preparing to maul Heather.

"Not yet, glorified furball!" Heather grabbed her knife, holding it in front of her menacingly. "Listen up, Brucy or whatever it is you're called, you are gonna spit out that die or I swear to everything I hold dear, I will make you swallow it and then tear my way through your stomach to get it! Got that?" Bruno blinked and stared at her, confused and scared. Heather waved her knife closer to the bear's face. "Well?" The bear spat out the die and fled back into the cave. "Yes!"

[Let this be a lesson to anyone who still underestimates me: Do not mess with me!] - Heather

Heather ran over to Chris in record time, waving the golden die around. "Chris! Look! I win!" Chris sniggered. "Yes you do! Who do you want to eliminate?" Heather looked around until she had found what she was looking for: the scrawny boy hyperventilating while running on the treadmill. "Noah." Noah instantly let himself fall, panting on the ground. Heather cackled as she walked off. "Great. Heather's still not leaving? Perfect." Duncan groaned. Cody smirked and laid down next to Noah

"Wait, who are we still waiting for?" Courtney asked from her spot on the floor next to Cody. Before Chris could answer, though, Katie popped out of the woods and ran over to the campgrounds. "Me!", she exclaimed while throwing a die. "That's a six! Who do you want out?" Chris asked as Heather ran back to the campgrounds with a die in her hands.

"Wait, is Heather still playing?" Katie asked. "No, she already-" Noah started before being interrupted by Chris. "Yes, she is." Katie clapped in her hands and walked over to stand opposite Heather. "Then she isn't anymore. I eliminate Heather." Katie then grabbed Heather's die and proudly walked back to Chris.

[And there! Heather eliminated. I am seriously good at this.] - Katie

Katie didn't expect Heather to burst out laughing, however. Katie turned around, her hand on her hip. "What are you laughing about?", she asked, an eyebrow raised. "I already got the golden die, you moron!" Heather yelled. "B-but…" Katie spluttered. "Your elimination was entirely useless! Take that, you fake cheerleader bitch!" "Yeah, see, I was trying to warn you about that…" Noah deadpanned as Heather very nearly skipped off. Katie sighed and turned around. "Oh well, at least I still have this die…" She walked over to Chris and rolled it.

"A one! Tough luck, kiddo." Chris sniggered as Katie stomped off.

[Okay, so maybe that didn't go quite as well as I thought it would, but that doesn't have to mean anything! I'm still good!] - Katie

"…So who are we still waiting for now?" Eva asked, repeating Courtney's earlier question. "If I'm not mistaken, that would be Gwen and Bridgette." Chris answered. Trent and Duncan both got up. "Where's Gwen been, then?" Duncan growled. "My dad's a lawyer, and if you get her in trouble, you'll seriously get sued!" Trent said. "Think of the lawsuits, man! Think of the lawsuits!" Duncan taunted, gesticulating wildly in front of Chris. At that point, a loud rustling could be heard from the bushes, and a second later, Gwen and Bridgette walked over, stains on their clothes and sticks in their hair. "What the hell happened to you? Again?" Chris asked, specifically towards Bridgette. "What, are you saying you didn't hear the bear growls?" Bridgette said, somewhat wildly. Gwen sighed and sat down. "If was just the other bear. Of course." Bridgette fidgeted around with a guilty look on her face. "Yeah… my bad…", she mumbled. Heather, who had dragged Sierra over for a little strategy time, smirked.

[She is so desperate to find that hellbeast. Oh well, all the better for me!] - Heather

"Well, the two of you are still in the challenge, so show me your dice!" Chris said. "Uh… we don't have any dice, Chris." Gwen said, opening her eyes for a second. "What? Are you freaking kidding me? You two were gone for ages and you didn't find a single die?" Chris all but shrieked. "…Alright. Fine, whatever. Here, borrow one." He chucked a die at Bridgette, who sighed and rolled it.

"And it's a one! Congratulations, Gwen, you've won the challenge!" "Woo."

Duncan walked into the girls' cabin, ignoring Katie and Eva and walking over to Gwen. "Hey, congratulations on the win.", he said, sitting down next to her. Katie and Eva wisely decided to give the two some alone time. Gwen gave Duncan a tired sort-of-smile and sat up straight. "Thanks.", she said, too tired to say more. "Even though it took you forever to get there…" Duncan remarked. "That's because I was talking to Bridgette, and then I was chased by a bear." Gwen said, a slight tinge of bitterness in her voice. Duncan nodded, unsure of what to say. Luckily, it seemed he didn't have to say anything. "And while I was running for my life, I thought some things through." Gwen said. "Like how you're a bit of a dick." Duncan scoffed. "But you're right. That's just how you are." The two were quiet for a bit. Then, Gwen piped up again. "You know, Bridgette is trying really hard to find Bruno again. And it made me think that if Bridgette is willing to search the entire island in search of an aggressive bear, I could at least attempt to make this relationship work, right?" Duncan scoffed again. "Yeah, sure, makes sense. Although, I just got compared to a bear, so I dunno if I should be happy about that…" Gwen chuckled and put her head on Duncan's shoulder. In only seconds, she was fast asleep.

"Strategy talk!" Heather and Sierra sat opposite each other on Heather's bunk. They then glared at Bridgette and Courtney until the two left. "So, what did I miss while I was out getting invincibility?" Heather gloated. "Did Cody finally snap?" Sierra nodded excitedly before actually remembering the events of that afternoon. "He… he sorta hit me, and then he yelled at me…" Heather clasped her hands and laughed as Sierra sniffed. "Yes! Did people see it?" Sierra nodded. "Trent, and Duncan and Courtney saw it. Noah saw it too, but he probably won't vote for Cody…" Heather cackled, unaware of the fact that Sierra was close to tears. "Finally! How's that for revenge, Noah? We finally have your little boyfriend out!" Sierra now started sobbing. "But whyyyy?", she whined as she clutched the sheets. Heather rolled her eyes and got up, her eyes filled with disdain. "Oh, suck it up!" Heather walked out, leaving Sierra.

"So, bad round for the both of us, huh?" Trent said, sitting down next to Katie who was sitting at the campfire. Katie laughed as Trent plopped down onto the tree stump. "Yeah, well, it was all luck-based anyway, so I don't really see it as a loss." Trent nodded. "That's about right. Hey, you weren't there when Cody started yelling at Sierra, were you?" Katie sat up straighter. "No, I wasn't. What happened?" Trent laughed. "Oh, it was intense. He slapped her and everything." Katie gasped. "HE DID WHAT?"

[I am so gonna vote off Cody! You can't just slap people!] - Katie

"Alright, I'm coming already! Jesus!" Chris yelled as he ran over to the door of his office, opening it to find Cody there. "What do you want, gap tooth?" Cody sighed. "Remember how I wanted to talk to you this morning?" Chris stared at him for a few seconds. "…Well, I did." Cody continued. "Anyway, I wanted to talk about Sierra. She violated her restraining order several times today. It's gotten ridiculous! She needs to be booted off, or at least warned!" "Oh, right, that was awesome. Dude, you just lost it! Quality TV, man." Chris laughed. "But anyway, the retraining order is no more. Sierra ripped it." "Wait. What? And that makes it okay for her to keep stalking me? Come on, Chris. She's insane!" Chris laughed particularly loudly. "Yeah, that's sort of the best part!" Cody rolled his eyes and walked out. About two seconds later, Chef ran in. "Chris! The editors found a bit of footage we've never seen before!" He grabbed his little TV and showed Chris. "WHAT THE HELL?"

Cody walked into his cabin, where Noah was reading a book on his bunk. "Hey, you're not gonna believe this!", he exclaimed. Noah raised an eyebrow. "Fine, I'll take the bait: What am I not going to believe?" "SIERRA DESTROYED MY RESTRAINING ORDER!" Noah scoffed. "Of course. Oh well, it was good while it lasted." Cody sighed and sat down next to where Noah was lying on the bunk. "Hey, you wanna know what you're not gonna believe?" Noah said. "What?" Cody said, half tempted to lie down next to Noah. That particular option was smashed when Noah put his book away and got up. "You called me your alliance member. In front of people." Noah raised an eyebrow at Cody again. "Oh yeah… Oops." Cody shrugged. "If one of us gets voted off because of that, it's on your head, you know." Noah remarked. Cody squirmed on the bed, becoming extremely uncomfortable. He didn't like it when people were upset with him. "Well… You called me your boyfriend!" Cody instantly regretted the words that came out of his mouth. Noah was silent for a while. "Yeah, that wasn't my finest moment either.", he finally said. "Listen, I'm really not sure what we are, so it's okay if you don't want to take this anywhere. I just sorta thought there was a thing between us since the last challenge, but I could've misinterpreted that…", he then continued. The two then both sat in silence until Cody piped up. "I think there is a thing between us, I'm just not sure what to do with the thing… You know?" Noah thought about that for a second before bursting out into laughter. "To anyone else, that sentence would make zero sense, you know that?" Cody sniggered too. "How about we both just take a while to figure out what our thing is and what we're gonna do with it. Does that sound good?" Noah said. Cody nodded. "Good." The two then sat around sheepishly for a bit. Cody then stood up. "Campfire?" Noah flashed a rare smile and got up, following Cody to the campfire.

"Well, today was some serious shit going down! Which should prove exciting with the results!" Chris said, grinning.

"First off, Gwen and Heather are invincible!" Chris grabbed his catapult and shot marshmallows at the two campers. The first one shot right over Gwen's head, seeing as she had fallen asleep. Heather caught her marshmallow with a wicked smile on her face, which soon faded. "Ew! There's ants on this one!"

"And Bridgette is also safe!" Bridgette caught her marshmallow, deciding not to eat it.

"Eva! You've made it to the next round, as well as Katie and Courtney!" Eva crushed her marshmallow in her hand, disgusting Katie. Courtney decided to just dodge the marshmallow.

"Trent and Duncan, you are both safe!" The two were once again too busy bickering ("You said what about my mother?") to catch the marshmallows.

"Noah!" Noah didn't move, instead just rolling his eyes as the marshmallow hit his face.

"Cody and Sierra! The two of you got the most votes, and one of you is going to have to go! Which means that Sierra, you're going to have to say goodbye to Cody one way or another!" Sierra sniffled as Cody crossed his fingers. Noah and Eva shared a look as Heather stared at the final two with extreme concentration. Chris waited for a long time before continuing. "The results actually ended in a tie and we would have a tiebreaker, if it weren't for this little tidbit…" Chris rolled out a TV and grabbed a remote control, pressing play.

[...So, you people think you're all so smart, don't you? Just wait. I'm going to make every single one of you so sorry. Just wait until I win the two million, and make sure the money goes to killing pretty much every one of you. YOU'LL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!] - Sierra

"…So, we've pretty much decided to boot Sierra off. Also, the police would like to have a word with you."

[I'm voting for Duncan. It really sounds like Gwen needs him out of her life for now.] - Bridgette

[SIERRAAAA! Come on, she ripped my freaking restraining order, she is out of her mind!] - Cody

[I'm really not sure… I think I'll vote for Sierra, but I need to grill Cody for information about that alliance of his…] - Courtney

[Man, Trent just has to go. He's making a fool out of himself by staying, really…] - Duncan

[Yeah, Sierra is going. She is going! And if she's not, I'm going to rip her head off!] - Eva

[Heather's invincible, isn't she? Crap. Guess I'll have to go for Noah then! I mean, his smug face isn't invincible this time, right?] - Gwen

[Hah! I vote for Cody! And then Noah will get what he DESERVES.] - Heather

[YOU CAN'T JUST SLAP PEOPLE! GOD!] - Katie (So that's a vote for Cody?)

[Well, sayonara, Sierra. …I should have probably said that when Alejandro was gonna get voted off.] - Noah

[I have to now… Nevermind, I'll find, someone like youuuuu… I VOTE FOR CODY! Oof! That's still so hard to say!] - Sierra

[I think I actually have to go for Cody this time. Little dude went too far.] - Trent

"NOOOOO! CODY! HEATHER! SOMEONE! HELP ME! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! HEEEELP!" Sierra screeched as two cops dragged her into the Boat of Losers.

"CODY! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!" Cody turned around and left, followed by Noah and Eva.

"HEATHER? HEATHER, PLEASE!" Heather looked at Sierra with a look of disgust before walking off.

"PLEASE, I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" Sierra finally screamed as the boat departed.

"Well, that was certainly a very special episode of Total Drama Tournament! Jesus Christ, woman, get yourself some sanity! Now that Heather knows of Bruno, will she use this information for good or evil? Well, it's Heather, so I guess we all know the answer to that… But there's more! Will Gwen and Duncan break up after all? Will Courtney turn against Cody? Will Katie actually become threatening? And what the hell is Noah and Cody's "thing"? See the answer to that and possibly more, but probably less, on Total. Drama. TOURNAMENT!"

"OMG, you guys, you are such hardasses. I just said something stupid, and- What? Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy? Because I'm not crazy! I'M NOT!"

Wow, that sucked.

I'm sorry, it's just that this friggin chapter took forever to make, and I lost parts of it twice, which is why I'm never trusting Fanfiction again, and by the end I just didn't have the energy to pump out any kind of quality. This'll have to do.

So Sierra is (finally) out! And also I got rid of the random line that I made a few chapters ago that I instantly regretted. I'm sorry I had to vote her off like this, but I had nothing.

If you haven't completely given up hope, leave a review! Reviews are usually what inspires me to do another chapter. And if I get one more review on this story, it'll be the most reviewed story I have, which will make me vewwy happy. So review pretty please and see ya next time maybe I hope!