Oh god, I'm so sorry, guys. As it turns out, when you're in the last year of high school, you're actually supposed to start doing something.
Lemme tell you, I was not prepared for that.
Anyways, I guess I just gotta get back into it! (again) It helps that I've already got the elimination order set. Meaning I already know who the winner is. AND YOU DON'T NEENER NEENER
Happy reading!
"Last time on Total Drama Tournament: Sierra was finally voted off after the full extent of her insanity was brought to light! I know, she got more insane! What a fucking joke, right? Also, Cody might have lost his mind in a fit of rage, upsetting several people, and Heather found Bruno. Yeah, he was here all this time!"
After filming the intro, Chris went out to his office to get more champagne and caviar. He didn't notice Heather sneaking into his office.
The queen manipulator searched through his office for a while, carefully looking under papers and silently opening drawers and cabinets until she found what she was looking for. "Aha!" She pulled out a big file with the word "CHALLENGE" on it. She opened it and read through it. "Oh, wow, Chris. Did you want me to mess with the challenge or are you just a complete dumbass?" She went to work on Chris's computer ("Of course the password was 'chrisishot69') and printed out a few papers, which she put into the file. She then expertly snuck out of the office and ran back to her cabin. She wouldn't get caught by Courtney, the only other person in her cabin, anyway, seeing as the weirdo was never in there at night.
"Hey Noah?" Cody whispered from his bed. No response. "Noah?", he said, slightly louder this time. Still nothing. He now started whining. "Noah!" "That's the third time, Cody. It's the middle of the night. What do you want?" Noah answered, his eyes still closed. Cody looked over from his bed on the other side of the cabin. "Do you think we're the bad guys?" Noah opened his eyes just to roll them. "What are you talking about, Cody?" Cody sat up. "Well, we're in an alliance-" "Which you might have ruined, by the way-" "Let me finish. We're in an alliance, we've caused the elimination of at least a few people-" Noah now sat up as well, rubbing his eyes.
"Hold up. Whose eliminations have we caused?", he asked. "Tyler, becuase I gave him my EpiPen, Alejandro, because you manipulated him off, and Sierra, sorta." Noah groaned. "You didn't know Tyler would be so stupid to take the EpiPen, Alejandro was a douchebag and deserved everything that happened to him, and Sierra? She was a nutjob extraordinaire, and that wasn't even our fault! Why is this bothering you all of a sudden?" Cody lied down again, staring at the ceiling. "Because I almost got voted off last time for going insane on Sierra. I completely lost it, Noah! And alliance making is something the bad guys do! That's what Heather does!"
Noah got up and walked over to Cody's bed, sitting down next to him. "Listen up. We didn't cause those eliminations as an alliance. You gave Owen the EpiPen all by yourself when you weren't even in the alliance yet, and I did the whole Alejandro thing alone as well. We only become the bad guys when we start systematically booting off the others as a team. I mean, Eva hasn't even caused anyone's elimination ever! At the moment, we're just a group of friends who work together on the challenges sometimes. Right?" "Right..." Cody mumbled after a second.
"Good. And you should be happy that Sierra is finally gone, instead of going into an existential crisis." Noah said, getting back up. Cody rolled his eyes, but smiled. "Get back to sleep now. Please." Noah said, sliding back into his own bed.
"Trent, what's wrong?" Katie said, resting her head on her hand. "Look at them, the happy annoying..." Trent fumed in his seat, glaring at Gwen and Duncan. Duncan was bragging about how many crimes he'd commited, twirling his knife around his finger. Gwen was giggling like a schoolgirl about the thefts and arsons Duncan was talking about.
"Leave them. You don't need her, Trent! You'll find somebody else!" Katie said, repeatedly blinking. Trent ignored her to continue glaring at the couple with the hatred of a thousand flaring suns in his eyes.
[OH MY GOD! WHAT DOES THIS PALE LIFELESS HAG HAVE THAT I DO NOT HAVE?] - Katie
Eva sunk down opposite Noah and Cody, who were counting how many things in their food could kill them. "I swear to God, I dunno how much longer I can keep sane in this mosquito-infested hellhole...", she said, scratching her arm. "5, 6... I know, they suck, don't they?" Cody said, a cheeky grin appearing on his face. "Oh, shut it." Eva said. "This entire place just needs to go die already." "8, 9... It already did last season, that didn't help." Noah said, shoving a purple thing onto the side of his plate. "Kay, I'm done. How many did you get?" Cody asked. "Uh, 12, I think." Noah said, a dusgusted look on his face. "I got 14! I win!" Cody said, clapping his hands excitedly. "Great. You're more likely to die from breathing in the fumes coming off your plate. Congratulations." Noah drawled, picking up his book.
At that point, Heather stormed in, clearly angry. She picked up a tray, "accidentally" hitting Gwen on the back of her head with it, and walked over to Chef, who dumped the questionable food onto her plate. She stared at it for two seconds before throwing the tray into his face. "WHAT IS THIS SHIT? FOR GOD'S SAKE, LEARN HOW TO COOK ALREADY!" She then stormed over to Noah's table, taking his book and ripping the pages, and throwing his and Cody's trays in their faces as well before storming back out. "Well, she clearly took last night's elimination very well..." Noah said.
[I swear, these little nerds took everything from me! First, they rob me of the chance to eliminate Alejandro, and then they take away my only ally! They will suffer!] - Heather
Courtney then walked over to the table. "Hey Cody, can I talk to you for a second?" Cody gulped, looking at Noah for reassurance. Noah very pointedly looked the other way. Cody got up and walked after Courtney, visibly shaking.
[I'm dead. I'm so dead, dead deady-dead dead.] - Cody
Courtney stopped in the corner of the lodge, turning to face Cody with a concerned look on her face. Cody nervously swayed from his heels to his toes, avoiding her gaze. "So, Heather's a bit angry, isn't she?", he stammered. "Come on, Cody. You know what I want to talk about." Cody quivered, fearing the next question. "Are you in an alliance with Noah?" Courtney waited for a few seconds, but no answer came. "Cody! I'm asking you a question here!" "Well, what do you want me to say?" Cody yelled, aggravated. "Yes or no! It's a yes or no question!" Courtney retorted. "No! I'm not in an alliance with Noah! Alright?" Cody stormed off.
[Yeah right.] - Courtney
"Oh god, what the hell is this?"
The campers walked onto the stage, where several desks were set up with the names of the remaining contestants on them in bright lights.
"This, my dear Heather, is the Total Drama Quiz Show!" Chris said from his own desk on the side. "I didn't think it would be so flashy..." Heather said, before she realized the error in that statement. "What do you mean?" Courtney asked. "Uh, nothing! I mean... I didn't know Chris would make anything so flashy!" Heather stammered.
[Crap, that was close.] - Heather
The campers walked over to their desks. "Your goal is to answer as many questions about Total Drama correctly as you can. Simple enough, right?" "Well, I dunno. I mean, Katie might have some difficulty with it..." Heather sneered.
"During the first phase, I will ask you in turns. Every time you get a question right, you get a point. After 10 rounds, the person with the least amount of points is eliminated. After three people are eliminated, we'll move on to the next phase."
[Perfect! I know more than everyone on this island, combined.] - Courtney
[Oh, please. I'm the only one here who's always been in the top 5. Piece of cake.] - Duncan
[Who here has a photogenic memory? Who here has a sense of logic? Not Katie, that's for sure.] - Noah
"The first question is for Cody! How many people were left in the game during the hide and seek challenge in Season 1?"
"Uh... let's see... that would be Owen, Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Leshawna, Geoff, DJ, Lindsay, Izzy and... Bridgette? So, ten, right?" Cody answered. "Correct!" Cody grinned as he got his first point. Courtney and Noah rolled their eyes.
"Duncan! Who was the first person to reach the flagpole in this season's first challenge?"
"Oh, that was, uh..." Duncan glanced around, completely lost, until he looked over to see Courtney glaring at him. "Oh, well, it must have been Courtney, seeing as she's looking at me like she'll murder me if I don't give her full credit for her great accomplishment..." "Correct!"
[It was a great accomplishment! What has he achieved recently?] - Courtney
"Gwen!" Chris roared. Gwen lifted her head up from the desk. "Whaaat?", she groaned. "Which contestant is pathetically allergic to eucalyptus leaves?" Gwen raised an eyebrow. "That… would be me?" As Heather sniggered at her desk, Chris read the card again. "That's correct… I guess… I don't remember making this card…"
"…and we're down to the final question for this phase! Katie and Eva have already been eliminated, and it is now down to the final eight contestants! Trent and Duncan are currently tied for the least amount of points, and it's Trent's last turn! If he gets this question right, Duncan will be eliminated, but if he gets it wrong, we'll have to use a tiebreaker to determine the loser. And I hate tiebreakers. No pressure, dude." Trent looked over at Duncan, who had a killer grin on his face and was spinning his knife around again.
"Here comes the final question: What were the ten disgusting meals we made you and several of your fellow contestants eat in the Season 1 eating challenge?" Trent tried to remember the challenge. "Uh, well, there was this pizza with bugs and jellyfish and stuff, and this huge gumball thing, and… oh, there were the cockroach shots… I think I have to puke. Hold on." After a few minutes, he had steeled himself and continued. "Worm spaghetti, dolphin hotdogs… no, I'm fine, I can keep it inside… the bunion soup, the skunk shake, the gross stew, the sandal, and… uh…" Trent looked around, slightly panicked, shooting a death glare at Duncan's smug face. He then noticed Cody holding his hand over his crotch and making a wincing face. "Oh, and the beef testicles!", he exclaimed. "Correct!" Chris chuckled as Duncan started foaming at the mouth. "Looks like you're done for today, Duncan!"
[That felt good.] - Trent
"Congratulations! The seven of you made it to the second phase of the Total Drama Quiz Show!" "Without killing anyone!" Noah added.
"And yet no one applauds me for making it through four and a half seasons without killing any of you idiots… Anyway, the rules of the second phase are as follows: I will go by every contestant, asking them questions until they get one wrong. The amount of questions they get right is their score, and the three people with the lowest score lose. That probably means you, Trent." Chris smirked.
"Gwen! You're first up. Which contestant claimed they could talk to camels?" The other contestants groaned. "Why does Gwen get all the easy questions?" Courtney complained. But no answer came from the goth, seeing as she had fallen asleep on her desk.
"5 more seconds aaand… You're out!" Chris grabbed the megaphone Chef came over to hand to him and yelled through it. "GOTH CHICK! YOU GOT ZERO POINTS! JUST AS MANY AS FRIENDS!" Gwen stuck up her middle finger without raising her head off the desk.
"Cody! What animal captured you in the Serengeti, after which Sierra saved you?" Cody frowned. "A baboon, and I didn't need saving!" Chris sniggered. "You totally did, dude. But yeah, baboon's right. How did Team Amazon lose the challenge in Picnic At Hanging Dork?" Cody groaned. "That was because Duncan… he threw a dingo at my head." "Correct again, little dude!" Chris said in between laughs.
[I hate this quiz already. Why couldn't he just give me normal questions?] - Cody
The quiz went on like this for a while. Cody racked up a fairly significant score before refusing to answer a particularly embarrassing question about Gwen's bra. Bridgette went out surprisingly early after forgetting what disease the castmates of Total Drama Action got in the medical episode (they didn't get a disease in the first place). Noah tripped up after only one question because Chris asked him which two male contestants were never hit in the groin (Geoff and Ezekiel, if you must know). Heather answered her answers correctly for about fifteen minutes before Chris got sick of her and moved on. Courtney tried to beat her record, but to her great aggravation, she blanked out after about twenty-four questions.
"And finally, Trent! Once again, we saved the best moron for last." Trent balled his fists on the desk. "You need to answer three questions correctly, as Bridgette failed her third question. Good luck with that, dude!" Chris smirked as he picked a question. "In what episode did Beth quit her alliance with Heather?" Trent's eyes lit up. "Oh, I know this one! That was the episode where we had the paintball challenge!" Chris raised his eyebrow. "Correct. You were lucky." "You sound like a movie villain." Noah drawled, his hand propped upon his hand. After shooting the bookworm a death glare, Chris flipped his cue card. "Who is José?" Trent laughed. "That's easy! Alejandro's brother, who's better at everything, and more attractive than him, and smarter than him…" "You can stop now." Chris interrupted him.
[Mocking Alejandro is always fun.] - Trent
"Well then. I guess you only need to get one more question right." Chris said, clearly dissatisfied. Trent grinned. "Bring it!" Chris grumbled before reading the question. "Name all the contestants in the series so far." Trent rolled his eyes with a smile on his face. "Easy. We've got me, for starters, and Gwen, Duncan, Cody, Heather, Courtney…" He listed everyone from the first three seasons before moving on to Season 4. "Scott, Zoë, Dakota, Cameron, Lightning, Mike, Jo, B, Anne Maria, Brick, Sam… and… uh…" Trent stammered as he apparently blanked out. He glanced around again, seeing Cody closing his eyes and holding up his hands as if he were meditating. "Oh! Dawn!" Bridgette groaned. "Correct, damn it!" Chris said, throwing his cue cards onto his desk. "Wait! Cody totally gave him the answer!" Heather said, waving a pointing finger at Cody. "You have no proof." Cody said, crossing his arms. "Whatever, it won't matter much next round anyway…" Chris said.
[He's clearly getting tired of us. I wonder when he just snaps and walks out. Lucky for us, he's probably too dumb to realize you can't just walk off an island. He could drown!] - Gwen
"Alright! We've finally arrived at the final round: the quick fire round! Cody, Courtney, Heather and… Trent… the four of you should see a button on your desks." "It's a big red honking button, Chris. Not that hard to see." Heather said. "And you say I'm not intelligent." Trent added. "Shut up, acne faces! Let this be a new rule for the rest of the season: Do not interrupt the host!" Chris yelled, angrily waving his cue cards around. "I'm sure that rule will increase the quality of the show." Courtney said, leaning onto her desk with a smirk onto her face. "Well, guess who just got eliminated from the challenge?" Chris said. "What? No!"
[The new rule sucks!] - Courtney
[The new rule's awesome.] - Heather
"Right then! The three of you, get ready!" The three remaining contestants made no efforts to become more ready for the questions. Heather audibly yawned. "Here's the first question: When I asked Ezekiel "What's up?" in the very first episode, what did he answer?" Cody rammed down his button. "Yes?" "I think I see a bird!" Cody said, causing the other campers to snigger. "Correct!"
"Why was it not entirely certain that Izzy was actually eliminated in Up The Creek?" Heather smashed her button down. "She was arrested by the RCMP before you could tell her she was booted. But come on, it was obvious! Psycho hose beast cost us the challenge!" "Correct! On both accounts!" Chris said.
"Who is generally known as Gwen's stalker?" Chris said. "Wha-" Cody managed to stammer before Heather pushed her button. "Gap tooth here, of course!" Noah rolled his eyes, while Cody seemed to shrink behind his desk. "Correct! I must have been really dru- tired, really tired last night, because I cannot remember making some of these questions…"
"Who quit the show at the beginning of Season 3?" Trent slammed down his button so hard, it broke. "Duncan of course, the quitter!" Duncan glared at Trent. "Do you want me to make you a forced quitter by way of injury?", he growled. "That's correct, but it appears you've broken your button, so you can't answer anymore questions. Sorry, bud." Chris said, stifling his laughter. Duncan chuckled as Trent slumped onto his desk.
"So, it's between Cody and Heather now! Heather's currently ahead by one point, but everything can still change!" Heather laughed, a cold, condescending laugh. "But let's not count on it.", she said, glancing aside at Cody, who was still trying not to look at Gwen out of fear of her contempt. "Why was Gwen startled when she was looking for Cody's EpiPen in the Amazonian Jungle?" Cody pushed down his button, blushing and shrinking behind his desk even further. "Because I wasn't wearing underwear…" The other contestants laughed as Cody tried to hide his face in his arms.
[These questions are so biased. It's like Chris is actively picking on Cody! What is up with this challenge?] - Courtney
[Chris is such an ass. On the other hand, Cody did do all those things…] - Gwen
The questions didn't get much better. As the quiz continued, and Cody and Heather answered more questions, Cody was humiliated in countless ways. The questions seemingly upset one contestant after another, starting with several questions about how Cody punched Duncan in the face, followed by a question about how jealous Cody acted when Duncan kissed Gwen. After that, more questions about how Cody harassed Gwen followed, then continued by a question about Cody hating bears, making Bridgette uncomfortable. The embarrassment then turned to Noah, as Cody and Heather were asked why Cody, among others, voted Noah off during the first season. Eva was made angry by a question about Cody trying to steal Eva's MP3 player at some point in the competition, Courtney glared at Cody after a question about him blurting out the word "alliance", and Heather just got a question about Cody peeing in his pants.
[That wasn't funny! It just happened! It was an accident!] - Cody
"Alright! We've only got three more questions, and Heather is currently ahead with two points. Cody needs to get everything right if he wants to win!" Chris spoke, seemingly gleeful about the way Cody was embarrassed throughout the challenge. "The next question is as follows: How many times has Cody voted on Sierra?" The two contestants counted for a second, and Cody pressed his button first. "6 times…" "Correct! And how many times has Sierra saved Cody from danger?" After counting again, Cody pushed his button, a guilty look on his face. "9 times…", he sighed. "And how did you express your gratitude? You got her eliminated!" Heather sneered.
"We've arrived at the final question, and Cody and Heather are tied! Whoever answers this question right wins the challenge, and invincibility!" Cody and Heather hovered with their hands over their buttons, while Noah crossed his fingers. "Here it is: Who slapped Sierra in the face during the last challenge?" As Cody winced, Heather slammed down her button. "That was Cody, of course.", she said, her voice like poison. "Correct! Congratulations, Heather, you've won the challenge and are invincible this episode!" Heather cheered as Cody hid behind his desk.
Katie walked over to where Trent was sitting, on the bleachers in front of the stage. "Hey, Trent. Can I sit down here?", she asked, and Trent nodded. "You did really well today." Katie continued as she sat down. Trent scoffed. "I was the worst every round. Cody saved my ass twice. Trust me, I could've done better…" Katie frowned. "Don't say that! You made it to the last round, didn't you? You beat Noah and Courtney!" Trent shrugged. "But, now that we're talking about Cody…" Katie said, leaning slightly closer to Trent. "You guys are pretty good friends, aren't you?" Trent nodded again. "The guy helped me get together with Gwen. That was really cool of him." Katie rolled her eyes. "Yeah, but after you broke up, he went right back to obsessing over her. And besides, I don't know if you should be happy with his match-making, seeing how that turned out…" Trent sighed. "But you shouldn't focus on that anymore. Trent, you do realize you're never getting together with Gwen again, right?" Katie said, putting her hand on Trent's shoulder. He turned to look her in the eyes. "Maybe it's time to move on. There's plenty of other people who'd make you happy, Trent…" Katie continued, moving even closer to Trent. Trent's eyes widened for a second. "Let her go. You don't need her anymore…" Katie said, and the two inched closer to each other until their lips touched.
"Bridgette?" The surfer girl turned around to see Heather standing behind her. "Oh. What do you want?" Bridgette asked, distractedly readjusting her ponytail. "Yeah, I wanted to talk to you for a sec." Heather said, sitting onto her bunk. "Uh, I was kinda going to the beach with Courtney, so I don't think I have time…" Bridgette walked to the door until Heather spoke up again. "It's about Bruno." Bridgette stopped in her tracks and turned to face Heather, who had a fake smile on her face. "Are you willing to talk now?" Heather asked, petting the bed for Bridgette to sit down next to her. She did, carefully sitting down. "What do you know?", she asked. Heather loved seeing the desperation in Bridgette's eyes. "I might know about the whereabouts of your precious teddy bear." Bridgette nodded impatiently. "But I want something for it." Heather got out her nail file and started working on her nails. "Anything!" Bridgette said, almost dropping to her knees and begging for Heather to help her. "Vote for Cody today. I know you two are friends, but I need him out of the way. Do that, and I'll consider helping you find the bear." Bridgette was silent for a second, conflicted about whether or not she should sacrifice her friend. "…I'll do it." Bridgette said. Heather got up. "Great! Pleasure doing business with you." She walked out, leaving a nervous Bridgette behind.
[Maybe he won't get enough votes anyway?] - Bridgette
Courtney walked into Noah and Cody's cabin, where Cody was sitting on his bed, his stuffed emu next to him. "Cody?" The gap-toothed boy looked up. He tried hiding under the bed, but Courtney grabbed his leg and hauled him back again. "The truth, please.", she said, crossing her arms. Cody got up, nervously looking at the ground. "…Well?" Courtney impatiently tapped her foot. "Noah and I are in an alliance." Cody uttered, avoiding eye contact. Silence. For a few uncomfortable moments, neither said anything. Then, Courtney erupted. "How could you hide this from me? I thought we were friends, and all this time you were conspiring behind my back! When would you have eliminated me, huh?" "We weren't trying to eliminate anyone, I promise! We just wanted to help each other out during the challenges, that's all!" Cody interjected, but Courtney wouldn't listen. "You were going to start kicking people off eventually! That's what alliances do! And how else do you explain Alejandro and Sierra being eliminated back to back? The people who just happened to bother you the most! I knew that wasn't a coincidence!", she continued just as Eva walked in. "Leave him alone, Courtney. He's been through enough today." Courtney turned around and walked over to Eva. "I bet you're in the alliance as well, aren't you? Well, I'll make sure it won't last any longer!" Courtney stormed out, leaving Cody and Eva.
Cody sat down on his bunk with a dejected sigh. Eva sat down next to him, and the two were silent for a few seconds. "Don't worry about her. She's just angry because she feels out of control." Eva finally said. "But she's right. There's no way I'll survive today. Everyone just got reminded of all the bad things I've done over the course of three seasons. They all hate me now!" Eva scoffed. "Oh, please. Like they have any right to talk. Katie is a dumb dependant valley girl, Courtney is beyond insane, Duncan is a complete sociopath, Bridgette cares more about animals than humans, Gwen is a brooding goth who pushed everyone who cares about her away, Trent went crazy over love, which is the dumbest thing you can do, and do I even need to talk about Heather? And hey, Noah has more sarcasm than anyone can handle, and I've let anger get the best of me way too often. Everyone has issues here, you see?" Cody nodded, but he didn't look very convinced. "Doesn't mean I won't get voted off…" Eva shrugged. "Then Noah and I will take care of 'em." Cody smiled. "Hey, where's Noah anyway?"
Chris quickly hid the beer bottle in his hands as Noah stormed into his office. "What the hell was with those questions?", he yelled at the host. "What about them?" Chris said, getting up to look more threatening. "They were biased! You made Cody look bad and I know you did it on purpose!" Chris slammed his hands onto his desk. "Listen to me here, you little eyebrow acrobat! I wrote questions about everyone, and I shuffled them randomly. Those questions were completely free of bias! Do you want to hear the questions making fun of you? Be warned, it's quite a list! And besides, they're my questions, this is my show, and I'll do whatever the hell I want with it! Now get out before I kick you off this island!" Noah glared at Chris for a few seconds before realizing he was powerless and storming out of Chris's office.
The campers gathered around the campfire, drowsily sitting down on the tree stumps. Cody shivered slightly despite the fire, until Noah put his arm around the gap-toothed boy's shoulder. Courtney glared at the couple with contempt. Chris then arrived with his plate of marshmallows and his catapult. "Well, we certainly had an interesting challenge today! I'm sure the votes will be just as… interesting!" He laughed evilly for a few seconds, the light of the campfire making him look like a maniac. Not too far from the truth.
"In any case, Heather is safe." Heather caught the marshmallow Chris shot at her with her manicured nails.
"And the next marshmallow goes to… Bridgette!" Bridgette deflected the marshmallow with her hand, remembering the ant fiasco of last time.
"Trent, you're safe as well, and so is Katie!" The two high fived and avoided the marshmallows shot at them. Katie then squealed and hugged Trent, while Duncan made puking noises behind them.
"Noah and Eva, you're going to the next round! Heads up!" Eva blocked both marshmallows while Noah just ducked.
"Duncan! You've made it as well, unfortunately…" Duncan stuck up his middle finger, which the marshmallow bounced on.
"And Gwen, you're also safe for now!" "What do you mean, for no-AKH!" Gwen asked, causing the marshmallow to fly into her mouth as she spoke.
"That only leaves Cody and Courtney. No surprise, really. Cody, you've had a pretty rough day, but then again, Courtney hasn't made a lot of friends here either. You both got more than one vote, so people must want you out of the competition. The question now is who's hated the most, and who will be kicked off tonight!" Chris said, repeating his devilish laughter shtick. Noah rolled his eyes as Cody sighed.
"The last marshmallow goes to…" Chris eyed the two campers carefully, and the two became more and more nervous, staring at the marshmallow on the plate. "Courtney."
[I really don't want to do this, but it might be the only way to get Bruno back… I vote for Cody.] - Bridgette
[I vote for Courtney. She'll never trust me again anyway, and I guess I'll be safer once she's gone. This sucks.] - Cody
[I absolutely vote for Cody! No one can betray me like that and get away with it!] - Courtney
[I vote for that little twerp, Cody! That gap-toothed geek has been stalking Gwen for too long!] - Duncan
[I vote for Courtney, obviously. She'll probably do anything to get me, Noah and Cody voted off one by one, unless we get rid of her first!] - Eva
[I dunno… I just feel too uncomfortable with Cody to not vote for him. I almost forgot all that stuff he did…] - Gwen
[I vote for Cody so much. Suck on it, Noah!] - Heather
[I vote for Cody! He's such a jerk, and I bet no one even noticed it before today!] - Katie
[You know what? I bet Heather rigged the questions. And Chris just went along with it! And of course she's invincible now… Crap. I guess I'll vote on Gwen.] - Noah
[Ah man, I know Katie wants me to vote on Cody, but he helped me out so much today! I'll just vote on Duncan. I mean, he still obviously deserves to go…] - Trent
"Looks like the contest is over for you, gap tooth! Dock of Shame is that way!" Chris said, pointing behind him.
Cody got up, getting his bags, and walked over to the Dock. Noah and Eva ran over to him, despite Courtney's protests. After Noah arrived (like three seconds behind Eva), he hugged Cody for a second. Cody smiled as Eva also hugged him, almost squeezing him to death. "You guys, it's fine. I guess I finally got what was coming for me." Noah frowned. "What are you talking about? You didn't deserve this!" Cody laughed quietly, looking behind him at the Boat of Losers, which had arrived at the Dock, for a second. "We really shouldn't have made an alliance. Alliances are for bad guys, and I knew that from the beginning. I'm actually glad I got out before we really started manipulating people out. No offense to you guys, of course…" Noah and Eva shared a look for a second. "Cody, the alliance wasn't a mistake. Strength is in numbers, right? That's all we did. Look at me, Cody. Am I villain material?" Noah said. Cody chuckled. "Exactly. And you wouldn't hurt anyone either. Unless they were dangerously insane." Chris interrupted the three by popping up beside them. "I'm sure you're being really heartfelt and touching right now, but gap tooth has to go now. Cut it out." Noah kissed Cody on his forehead, and Cody walked onto the Boat of Losers.
"And with that, we've reached the end of another episode of Total Drama Tournament! And it was awesome! Trent and Katie hooking up, Courtney freaking out… My paycheck is gonna be huge! But there are so many more questions surrounding the nine remaining contestants! Will Noah and Eva have revenge on Courtney? Or will Courtney disband their revealed alliance altogether by eliminating the final two members? Will Heather ever help Bridgette find Bruno? And what will happen between Trent and Katie, or Duncan and Gwen for that matter? You'll have to see next time! Don't forget, you're here forever. Come back next week for another thrilling episode of Total. Drama. TOURNAMENT!"
"Well, I guess I always knew I wasn't going to win. But I'm still a little bit bugged over how I was kicked off. It just wasn't fair, you know?"
"I had fun though. I think this was my best season so far. I mean, this thing I've got going on with Noah is great, and- oh crap. I'm gonna have to have the talk with my parents about that at some point, don't I?"
"Not to mention the fact that Sierra is probably at the Playa as well. Oh god. Please tell me she's not on the boat!"
Heh. Heh heh… oops.
It's been several months since I started writing this chapter. You have to realize it was really hard to write Cody out. It still doesn't seem plausible.
So yeah, no more Cody! I mostly voted him off because Heather still needed revenge, and the alliance was getting a bit too strong. If Cody hadn't been voted off at this point, one third of the campers would have been in the alliance, and Courtney and Bridgette were friends with them as well. See my point?
Oh, and during this chapter I got pretty confused over where everybody was bunking, so I'll summarize that here for future reference:
North East: Courtney, Bridgette, Heather, Sierra
South East: Gwen, Katie, Sadie, Eva
North West: Noah, Cody (after changing), Alejandro
South West: Trent, Duncan, Cody (before changing)
I figured you guys would've been pretty confused over that as well.
So anyways, please review! I sincerely promise I'll try and post a new chapter soon, but to be honest, I wouldn't trust me anymore either. Until next time!