Yup! Ichi is very pretty and hollowish! Most of the stronger hollows like, Vasto Lordes and Arrancar for some reason or crazy about Ichigo and literally the Vasto Lordes are willing to fight to the death over him! Grimm-kitty is going to be one pissed off, overly protective, mommy!
GRIMM: FUCK YAYA I AM! I AIN'T LET'EN MY LITTLE ICHI GET'IN FUCKING KNOCKED UP! ESPECIALLY FROM SOME MUTT!
ME: Ichigo is a guy.... Guys don't have the ability to get pregnant... Looking at Grimmjow like he's a moron!
GRIMMJOW: Wha' ever bitch you no nothing that you're talk'in about!
ME: Yes I do. Guys don't have the organs to get pregnant! Roll my eyes!
GRIMMJOW: laughing in back ground! YAYA RIGHT!!!
ME: Shows Grimmjow poster of the male body and the female body.
About six years later
"HAY, MOM!" A five foot nine inch teenager yelled! His animal-like gold eyes searching. He wore a tore up black cloak with no hood(it looked a lot like the ones that Ichigo and his friend wore when they entered Hueco Mundo) with a pair of shorts that the pant leg on the left side was tore up to his ass so, he had a piece of cloth that was still a perfect rectangle tied around his thin, girlish, hips. His torso instead of having a shirt, was covered in bandages. He had bright orange hair that spiked out in every direction. The boy's face and body had a feminine yet, lethal look to them. The boy shifted his huge sword and cupped his thin hands around his mouth. "MOM! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!" The hotheaded teen hopped down from his plateau-like perch.
About 4 mile away
three Soul reapers stepped through a Garganta created by over a hundred Gillain. The man with slicked back brown hair examined his surrounding. "We have someone to greet us!" The cat took a defensive position, growling! "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" The man's smile faded slightly. "I am sorry I forget my manners. My name is Aizen, this is Gin, the man lifted his hand in the direction of the white haired slit eyed man, and this is Kaname," he did the same thing to refer to the black man with clouded eyes. "I am sorry if I had frightened you!" Suddenly there was a orange blear, and a spray of red. A look of shock crossed Kaname's face as his shoulder rained burgundy! "What just happened?!" The blind man said. "What the Hell's up with this!" All of the Ex Soul Reapers turned around to see a beautiful, young, (BOY! WHAT WAS WITH THAT) with a tall thin frame, and the strangest hair and eyes any of them had ever seen!(well Kaname can't see but, you understand what I mean) Kaname rapped up his shoulder with a a cloth. The young male had a elegant cleaver like sword that was as tall as him self!, resting on his shoulder, blood still dripping off of it. A scowl was spread across his face. "Who the Hell are they!" The boy lifted his blade and pointed it at strangers.
5 minutes later introductions are over
"If you join me I will give you great power! You will have five times the amount that you have now! If you became a Arrancar!" "I don't think it's a good idea...." Ichigo said with his arms entwined across his chest, not noticing that the white haired man that was undressing him with his eyes! "Really you can do that?" Aizen could see that the cat had took the bait, just have to get the boy. "I can teach you how to us that sword properly! To use Kido and help you to draw out you greatest potential!" "Soooorry but no thanks. That sword is a guy, his name is Zangetsu, and I doubt that he likes you anymore than I do! We don't need you!" The boy glared, snarling out the words! The shoe less teen walked away, upon, what would be for others, painfully cold, frostbitten, sand. "COME ON ICHI!" The cat ran over and started to drag the teen back. "I'm going and I ain't going to have my 'cub' on is own and starving or freezen to death!" Aizen razed a eye brow at this.
Several hours later
"Theeereeee soooo slooowww!" Ichigo complained. "FUCK THIS! SEE YA!" Ichigo dashed away! They had been walking the entire time! He was fucking hungry, his mom and the other hollows in there pack where talking with the Soul Reapers, going like .001 miles per hour! He hated the newcomers, they had taken his mom from him he didn't wont them to do anything with them he just wonted it to be how it was as post to be!
Ichigo over 14 miles away
the boy fell with a slight toss of sand in the cold dry air. Fuck what the Hell did that? What the? Ichigo backed away, standing in front of him was a giant, lanky, black hair man with white cloths, a eye patch, and a spoon like thing cupping the back of his head! "W-H-A-T T-H-E F-U-C-K!" The orange haired teen screamed! He quickly got to his feet, ready to attack if needed!
Nnoitra POV.
What the Hell? The boy looked up at me with those aggressive, feral, eyes. His chest throbbed! FUCKING GORGESS! The teen was defiantly on his wont to fuck list! Actually, he was the only one on that list! He leered pervertedly. Smiling.
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before Nnoitra was able to do anything around the line of rape, he was knocked on his ass! Sword at his throat! Fuck!!! "If you move I'm going to cut your fucking head off." Fast little fucker! "Really?" Ichigo's legs were kicked out from under him! "Fuck."
Nnoitra POV.
O, my GOD! The teen, fell face first in my lap, only a few inches from my fucking crotch! Nnoitra's face turned red, slowly seeping warmth to his lower reign! FUCK I WONTED TO DROP MY PANTS RIGHT NOW!
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Ichigo glared and bite the flushed man's arm! "FUCK!" He jumped up to get his sword, which, when, he fell went soring over twenty feet away! Before they could start a real fight a small black haired man that had a weird half helmet thing, with sad green eyes and strange tear like markings on his pale face appeared holding Ichigo's cleaver! His eyes studying, prying, like he was trying to find something.
Ulquiorra's POV.
I despised myself for thinking this way but, the boy was, quite pleasant to look at. It was hard for me to look away. I wonted to kill that fool! That trash! "Nnoitra we should get going." He needed to bring the pretty boy to! I watched as the teen stood up and dusted him self off again, lustfully. Then. I glanced over at the already standing black haired male. Watching him lick his lips. Disgusting!
A typical day:Yazziyou and me at the mall
Hay what's that! The small male with long, white hair said slightly trembling! Running over and hiding behind me, holding on to the sleeve of my shirt. CAN I PLEASE HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH! A blond hair girl jumped up and down! She held out a red notepad with little black and yellow tulips on the perfect cover. Her blue eyes shining pleadingly! PLLLLEEEEASSSEEEEE! Uhhh, I think I have a fan girl! What's that? Yazziyou's yellow eyes brimmed with tears of fear! Ick,creepy little critter! He will kill and torturer, cut people up into little pieces, make them into pillows an shit but, is triffid of a girl holding out a notepad! Some one that loves my stories! Get rid of it! The teen wined will making a shoeing motion with his right hand! OMG! SORRY HAVE TO GO! YAZZI'S TRYING TO STAB THE FAN GIRL WITH A POPSICLE STICK! DAM, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN HIM IT! Prying him off of the severely bleeding GIRL! PLE- IH! STOP LET GO OF HER PLEASE REVIEW!!!OOOO, MYYYY GOOOOOODDDDD! IS THAT AN EYE!AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Screaming at the top of my lungs! The blond haired girl was on the ground twitching, holding where her eye used to be! Yazziyou still stabbing the girl! She is dead! DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!! DIEEEEE!!!!! wohhhhhhhh! He's laughing like a god dam fruit loop!