Dave continue being you.
It's been a week since the party. And every single fucking time I look over at jade and tavros I get this weird feeling. They're are always together. I mean always. Once in awhile vriska, and terezi with karkat tag along, or sometimes just vriska. Or just vriska with tavros, or just her with jade. Oh and that's another thing. Terezi and karkat are like an item. And I found out she really is blind. Explains it.
Then I bump into her.
"3XCUS3 M3 MR COOL K1D."
"Mr. Cool kid?"
"THATS WHAT JADE CALLS YOU WH3N SH3 TALKS ABOUT YOU."
"Talks about me? What does she say about me?"
" THAT'S PRIV3lDG3D INFORMAT1ON."
"Whatever. Anyway why aren't you with your boyfriend?"
"1S THAT J3LOUSY 1 SM3LL?"
"No way."
"WA1T YOUR3 NOT J3LOUS OF M3 OR KARKAT, YOUR3 J3LOUS OF US. OUR R3LATIONSH1P."
"What no-"
"SOOOOO, WHO DO YOU L1K3? H33H33."
"Fuck off. Anyway have you seen jade?"
"SH3S 1N H3R CABIN. WH3N YOU GO TH3R3 YOUR3 W3LCOM3 TO RUB YOUR COOL SC3NT OFF 3VERYWHERE."
I walk my way to the cabin and walk right in without knocking. I open the door and tavros is there. Facing away from jade. But it gets worse. The reason why tavros is facing away is because jade is changing her clothes. That's right she just took off her shirt and she's not wearing pants, exposing her green bra and underwear.

Dave be jade.
"Oh, um... Hi dave!" I say while grabing my shirt, holding it to my chest and smiling.
'Hi dave?! How fucking dense is this girl?! She should be freaking out that I saw her changing! But that's not whats fucking important right now.' Dave thinks.
"Um, what the hell are you two doing?!" Dave now says, clearly and very loudly.
"uHHH... uMM..."says tavros.

Jade be dave.
. .FUCK. What the FUCK?
"I should leave." I say. But as soon as I walk out, I walk right back in. Jade now has an oversized tshirt on. And I ask calmly, or what I thought was calm.
"What are you doing?"
"Oh uh, nothing really. Ill explain it to you later." Jade answers.
"EXPLAIN?" I practically yell and freak out all over again. "EXPLAIN WHY YOU DIDN'T CARE WHY I SAW YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
"People care here? It's just as much skin showing as if I'm wearing a bathing suit." She responds.
I just can't take it. I just can't. And ofcourse when I walk out terezi and vriska are waiting outside. They heard the whole damn thing. Great. But wait vriska starts crying. And then tavros comes out and runs after her as she's running away. Then jade runs out, now with pants and asks me to talk with her. Okay then. I enter the cabin and we start talking.
"Here's the story, but you can't interrupt me. Okay?"
"Fine." I say.
She then explains the story. Apparently what happened is that they were out at the lake and they got wet and tavros was about to change in his cabin when this boy in his cabin locked him out. So they went to her cabin and she started changing her cloths and that's when I came in.
"Why is it bad to change your cloths in front of other people?" She asks
"Oh um" I say kinda blushing. Fuck. Cool kids don't blush. "...have John explain it to you."
"Oh, okay." Jade says smiling.
"Plus it's fine if your boyfriend sees you changing." I say. Shit, I shouldn't of said that.
"Who? Tavros? He's not my boyfriend. In fact, he likes vriska."
"But you two always spend time together." I say kinda shocked.
"Oh, he's always asking me advice of how to get to vriska, he has zero confidence." She says, "wait a second, why do you care?"
"I..I...uh"
"Oh, are you jealous?"
"What. Uh...no... Of course n-" but then she pecks me on the cheek and I start blushing like mad. Then she runs out saying "bye mr. Cool kid!"

Dave be jade.
Oh no! I feel so bad! Why did I kiss dave!? He probably hates me now! I head straight for roses cabin. But what if vriska's there! She probably hates me too. I decide to risk it and go there anyway. To my luck it was just Kanaya and rose. I explain everything to them. Then Kanaya explains why people would be embarrassed when he saw me changing! Then I start crying. I can't handle this. Maybe he really does hate me.

Jade be Rose lalonde
During dinner me and Kanaya join John and Dave for dinner. Poor jade. We took her back to her cabin and we started to talk more about what's going on. Then when we invited her to dinner with us she said that she wasn't hungry.
"Hey John, um don't take this weirdly but your cousin seems a little... Different, like you know... REALLY innocent" dave says
"Well yeah," John responds.
"She lived alone on an island with her dog and grandpa her whole life." I say.
"Really?" Asks dave.
"Yeah, but why were you asking, did something happen?" John says suspiciously.
Before he answers, Kanaya and I distract John. Probably not a 'cool' thing to do to tell your best bro you saw his cousin in her underwear, plus I think dave is finally starting to realise his feelings for jade after the kiss.
"By the way where is jade?" Asks John. At this dave stops eating and looks up at us. At least I think he's looking at us. It's hard to tell with his sun glasses. "She's At Her Cabin Reading I Believe." Says Kanaya. That was a smart save "Infact, I Believe It Is The Right Time To Check On Our Dearest Friend." We go back to the cabin to check on jade. Still crying. I use more of my therapy. She's really upset.

Rose be karkat.
You know, camp hell isn't so fucking awful. Me and terezi draw lots of pictures with chalk. Her favorite color is red. So to make her happy, I wore my tacky ass red shirt. She was so happy. My relationship with her is like a romantic comedy. And since she can't see me she always smells and licks me which is one of her weird traits that I really like.

Karkat be dave.
I wake up, get dressed and try to wake Sollux he doesn't budge. Hes smiling in his sleep. He's wearing his ridiculous blue and red eye patches he wore when he came home. I don't know why the fuck he's smiling though. Yesterday he had to go to the health office after getting the tennis balls from the court thrown at him. He got two black eyes. Ill ask him more about it when he wakes up. Karkat is already gone. Probably with terezi. He's been a little nicer since being with her. I head down for breakfast and on my way I notice tavros and vriska kissing. So it really was true what jade said. Not that I didn't believe her, it's more of tavros seemed to like jade. Once I get to the mess hall I notice how she is still not there. I don't really think a book could be THAT interesting to skip eating. I get my food and sit by rose, Kanaya,and John again.
"Ohhhhhh... I get it now." Says John.
"Get what?" I say, now just joining the conversation.
"Soooo, what color was jades underwear?" Says John
"JOHN!" Yelled rose and Kanaya together. But it was to late I already started blushing, SHIT!
"Oh...uh..um...I don't know...um green, maybe...I don't know."
"Don't pay attention to John, dave." Rose said, then shot John an evil look.
"We Explained To Jade What Makes It Bad When A Guy Sees You In Your Underwear. She Then Said That You Walked Out The Door But Came Right Back In. Why Was That Exactly?"
"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS!" I say loudly then very quickly finish my food and go to my cabin where I am alone. They explained everything to her? Fuck! Now she for sure thinks I'm some sort of perv, which I guess I am. I have to go say sorry don't I? Ill explain to her that I was just wondering if Tavros was a perv. Yeah. That'll work.

But wait, she might not actually be mad. Kanaya did say she was reading a book. I go out and find Feferi talking with Eridan.
"Hey feferi." I say
"Yea) (?" She responds once were alone.
"Is jade really not coming out of you guys's cabin because of a book she's reading?"
"Oh no! Not at all! S) ( e ) ( as been crying, glub."
Shit, she's not mad! She's sad! I think about chickening out on my apology but I quickly erase that idea. That is NOT what a cool kid would do.

I listen to see if anyone else is in the cabin. All I hear is silence. I walk in and see Jade sleeping. Her cheeks are a bit puffy and her pretty eyes a little swollen. I move a loose strand of hair out of her face. Then her eyes open. Again, why at this moment she's gonna think I'm even more a perv now. She sits up and looks at me, then a tear runs down her . I open my mouth to say sorry but as I start to speak I hear her say "I'm so sorry dave!"
"Wait- what?"
"I'm so sorry, first you had to see me in the middle of changing and probably got grossed out, then I kissed you on the cheek and you thought I was some perv! I'm an awful, stupid girl, you would be better if you go away from me! Staying near me, my crush on you will go crazy and you will be tortured by my grossness!" She went on and on. Jegus, this is not right, I'm supposed to be the one apologizing. But to make the soft sobbing girl shut up, I kiss her. We break apart and she says "you're not mad?"
"Not at all."
"Not even when you saw me in my underwear?" I began blushing at that question. "Um...no... Not at all mad... Or sad even... Just don't let any other guys see you like that anymore, okay?"
"Okay!" She says and smiles. This innocent girl has such a pretty smile. We kiss again. This time I realize how much I was getting into it when I look down and realise I was on right next to, almost on top of her, kissing her, laying down on her bed. I look down and finally realize what she's wearing. She's wearing a loose, low cut spaghetti straped squiddles shirt, pink pajama short shorts, and obviously no bra. I stop and sit up. I can't do it. Ill go crazy. Oh my gog. This obviously virgin, beautiful girl, that I love, is right in front of me with barley any cloths on. Again. Shit I better go. I just about stand up when she grabs my hand and says "stay" and then she smiles her beautiful smile at me. Fuck. I lay back down and we start kissing again. It's not to intense but if we keep it up it will definatly start being serious making out. I take off my jacket and right as I do that jade takes off her glasses and we continue. "Wait!" She says. "What?" I say. And no I wasn't kissing her neck or anything, nothing that sexual, all I did was put my tounge in her mouth but that was a little bit ago, so I doubt it was about that. "You should take off your sun glasses." She says with a small smile. "No it's okay." I respond, I don't like where this is going. "Pllllleeeeeaaaassssseeee?" She says. No no no no no."um...no." Then she reaches out her hands and put her arms around my neck. "Why not?" She asks. "Because." I simply respond." Then she starts going at my neck. She's not as innocent as I thought. "Because what?" Damn she's trying to seduce me, to get my glasses off. Then she brings her hands through my hair, still going at my neck. Then her hands stop around the frames of my sunglasses. Then I put my hand on hers to stop her from sliding the sunglasses off, and say "No." Then she bites down a small bit, damn it! She gave me a hicki, great. How am I gonna explain to John that his innocent, virgin (or atleast I think) cousin gave me a hicki. Then she looks up at me and sticks her tounge out with a smile. Then she hugs me a bit and lets go when we here a knock on the door. She slides from underneath me and answers the door.
"Oh hi nepeta!" She says and then nepeta walks in and says "are you guys canon now? i n33d to update my pawsome shipping wall." Me and jade laugh a little and I say "yeah. We are." And I smirk. Nepeta leaves and jade lays down on the bed with her head in my lap. I play with her hair a little, then she springs up and says, "Wanna go swimming with Aradia and Sollux later?"
"Aradia and Sollux? Are they together?"
"Yeah!" She says and gets up, "wanna go swimming?"
"Sure." I say then smile. Cool guys aren't supposed to smile. Only smirk. But jade brings a smile out of me.
"Yay! Now turn around and ill put on my swim suit."
"Ummm... Ill wait outside."
"Oh right! Sorry!"
"Don't worry, it's not because ill be grossed out or anything by seeing your body, it's just... I want fresh air."
"Oh okay!"
I wait outside for a little bit then she calls me back in. "Dave can you help me tie my neck string?"
"Oh, um... Okay."
I help her tie the thing and I look down at her swim suit as she's turning around. It's green and shows all off her back, stomach, legs, and arms, it's revealing, VERY revealing. I expected a one piece with squiddles on it, but not this. It had a very small amount of fabric. Too small. I rip off my shirt and put it on her. "Wear this when we're not in the water okay?"
"Okay."
Her swim suit is a little too sexy. I don't want us to be walking around, and guys wolf whistling at her. We walk back to my cabin holding hands.