Fuck I hate my computer sometimes! Since the indecent with the virus attack it has been having a glitch that messes with my connection to the Internet! It will be fine for a few days than out of the blue the Internet can't connect and it is such a hassle I know how to fix it (Grandma taught me) but, it is such a hassle! Then, I have to restart my computer once or twice and my granny has the password for my computer! It is her old phone number or something and I mean OLD! It is from at least 17years ago...
I wish that she would slip up and tell me it or have a old phone book with it in there or something -'_'-
If you are wondering why she took it away it is because she was angry with me for having bad grades! That was over, I think, 4months ago! We haven't picked up my grades yet because I live at least 10 miles from my school and that is the closes town to us! I know that have at least 2 A's now! Huff! 'T'_'T'
Sorry if the last chapter wasn't that great. I am going to try to make this one better than the last.
In Starrk's room
When Ichigo woke his ass hurt like hell. He was tired and cranky. The reason behind this pain and grumpiness was because, the ass hole(A horny Starrk) decided that, only about a half hour after Ichigo had finally fallen asleep, that he was ready for another round and went all wild hollow on his ass and ended up shoving his cock up his ass another two times.
"Bastard get off!" Ichigo hissed out. All Starrk did was, sigh contently while he snuggled closer to Ichigo and tighten his hug.
Ichigo sighed and gave up. "Why in the hell do I have to love this dam lazy pain in the ass!" Ichigo mumbled and pouted.
Starrk yawned. "Umm, because I'm your dam lazy pain in the ass." Starrk tiredly grunted and eyed Ichigo wearily when, the Berry attempted to wedge one of his legs between Starrk's. "And you are my beautiful grumpy mate that loves me and will not attempt to make me infertile...again..."
'If I'm not infertile already... I hope I'm not...' Starrk thought to himself.
"Hu, your lucky that your stronger than me and because I lov-like" Ichigo quickly corrected himself. "you because if I didn't you wouldn't even be a guy anymore I would fucking knee you so hard!"
Starrk's right eye twitched a little when he heard that statement and resisted the urge to shiver! No man, no matter how evil they were, deserved to die like that or be punished in such a manner.
Note to self do NOT piss off mate to bad and STAY on his good side. also, using and athletacup would help, hopefully..
Starrk smiled as he squashed Ichigo to his broad lean chest and nuzzled his silky locks.
Ichigo glared up at Starrk. "Idiot."
Starrk smiled a warm tired smile down and the glaring Berry that was pushed tightly against his chest. Starrk's smile turned into a grin when he noticed the blush that tinted his little mate's cheeks.
"When you try to push me away it just makes me want to crush you in a hug and never let go!" As he said that Starrk leaned down to rub his cheek against Ichigo's.
Ichigo's cheeks emedetly after, turned bright red, as bright as the ripest tomato. Ichigo quickly tried to hide his face against Starrk's chest which, did not work.
"I love you my Ichigo".
Ichigo gave a mumble into Starrk's chest in return.
Starrk smiled gently as he held Ichigo a little closer, if that was even possible, and layed his head back down onto the pillow understanding what the surprisingly timid acting teen had said.
A Few Hours Later
Starrk had surprisingly woken before Ichigo had and decided to watch him sleep.(Weird)
Starrk P.O.V.
"Huuu," internal yawn.(Yes he even yawns in his head)
I wounder if Ichigo would like to go to the real world? I bet, yawn*he would. It would also, be the perfect excuse to find a nice place to take a cozy nap with my -berry without Lillynette(I forgot completely how to spell her name) suspecting him of going there mainly to take a nice long, testicle crushing-less, nap with the one he loved.
Starrk sighed dreamily.
And maybe while they where there they could have a little fun to!
Normal P.O.V.
Starrk was drug back from his starting to get perverted thoughts when Ichigo started to grumble and squirm around in his sleep.
Starrk did the O, HE'S SO CUTE! Face and started to nuzzle him.
Just as he was about to go back to sleep his door was ripped off of its hinges and throw at the bed. Starrk panicked and quickly covered his oblivious Berry. The door fell on top of him and shattered into little pieces.
Ichigo chose that moment to wake up, freak out, and bashed his head against Starrk's nose.
"OW!" Starrk let go of Ichigo and sat up making all of the thick chunks of door slide off of his back and all over the enormous bed.
Starrk whimpered pathetically and held his nose, his eyes watering a bit.
Lillynette stomped right through the door not even caring that both men on the bed were naked and a bit of dry cum was visible in between Ichigo's thugs and ass. "OI! LISTEN LORD OF THE LAZY ASSES! I'VE BEEN KNOCKING FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR!" Lillynette had her hands on her hips her teeth bared like a rabid dog. "GET THE HELL OUT OF BED! ERRRR!" She grabbed one of Starrk's shoes and throw it at him.
It hit him on the head Starrk twitched. Before he could say anything Lillynette cut in.
"ERRRR, YOUR A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE ON HIM! I ACTALLY LIKE HIM AND YOU HAD TO MAKE HIM A LAZY ASS TO! NO! I WON'T LET YOU!"
Starrk gave her a look of utter confusion. Why was she angry with him? He hadn't even sleep a 3rd of the normal 22 hours he needed to sleep per day in the last few months!(He was sleeping about 15 hours per day)
Lillynette swiftly stomped her way across the room to a very confused looking Ichigo.
She grabbed his arm and proceeded to try to drag him out of the room.
Starrk eeped, and emedetly pried Lillynette hands off of his little mate and childishly pulled him to his chest, giving Lillynette a childish MINE look, nuzzling and cuddling Ichigo like a teddy bear.
'Dam, it why did he like this guy again?' Ichigo tried to twist in his grip a little. He realized that he was very exposed in front of a girl, a young girl! Also, he had just noticed that he had reminisce of Starrk's white fluids dried and coating his legs. He could also, feel some start to seep from his ass onto Stark's thighs, legs, and uh, penis...
Ichigo's face went red and he quickly atempted to cover himself up but, the moron(Starrk), held his arms down and refused to loosen his grip.
It seemed that Lillynette ether didn't notice or didn't care. Ichigo was going with number 2 because when Starrk wouldn't let her have him she twitched and growled out in frustration! "GIVE HIM! NOW!"
"NO!" Starrk said in a whining voice.
'Didn't ether of them notice me?' Ichigo thought starting to get annoyed.
"HAY!" Ichigo cut in as Starrk and Lillynette were about to start a yelling contest and maybe a little more shoe throwing.
"DON'T I GET A SAY IN THIS?"
Both Starrk and Lillynette looked down at Ichigo huddled in Starrk's arms and at the same time yelled "NO!"
Then, Starrk's idea came to mind. Maybe she will leave us alone if I take him to the human world?
"Lillynette? I'm going to take Ichigo to the real world and you can't make us stay... It's productive right?"
Lillynette narrowed her eye in suspicion. "Why would you want to take him there and how long have you been planing on taking him there?"
Starrk tiredly looked down at Lillynette. Starrk yawned making Lillynette once again twitch with annoyance. "Well we really don't have anything else to do that Ichi and I like besides sleep and sex... And Ichi-chan doesn't seem to want to do ether at the moment... Also, with the time question, I have been thinking about it for a while."
She sighed. "Alright! But, if you do anything stupid I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT THE OTHER END!"
Starrk only spared her enough energy to give her a weary look.
"So, are you going to go to Pinky for a gegai?"
Starrk sighed. "Do I have to?"
"Yes! I don't want you to risk Ichi!"
"Hu," Starrk hadn't realized that he would have to use so much energy just to get a good nap... It better be worth it!
Starrk made his way down the hallway as he forcible held his new, adorable, perfect-
"OI! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HOLD'EN MY ICHI'S HAND?"
End
Can anyone guess who that is?
Also, yes, I know, I made this chapter a cliff hanger. I thought that it would be better if I have the 'mystery person' in the next chapter.
Also, in reviews tell me if you think that they really should end up going to the real world.
I am really sorry people that it took me so long to update! I just finished this today and I started this chapter, I think, a day ether before or after my birthday. My birthday is the 22 of June. I got grounded from my computer for about a week, grounding stopped yesterday, I had writers block also, was trying to catch up on stories on my story alert and favorites, also, had to go to a car show, so on. The last few days I have had no inspiration making me a lazy ass so, yaya, sorry.
I really hope that It is satisfactory quality work so please tell me if this chapter is boring!
Also, the 125 reviewer gets like last time, to have me update or make any one-shot that they want. I am best though at writing Ulquiorra/Ichigo in my opinion.
Yazziyou: Eww! I didn't need to see that! YOU SCARRED ME!
Starrk: Boredly looks at Yazziyou from his spot sprawled out on the couch. "Then, why did you read it?" Starrk yawned. Then he had one of those, wait, I just realized something looks cross his face. Picks up the fanfic. Walks away.
Me: 'Uhhh, I have a feeling that I don't want to know why he took it...' "Um, Yazzi when is Ichigo coming back from camp?"(Goat face made him go)
Yazziyou: "huuuum." Scratches the side of head. "I think the 11th?"
Me: Good, because, Starrk needs to get layed...
Shirogetsu: Walks out of kitchen. I defiantly agree. Turns around. OI! Shimigami bitch! GET THE HELL OUT! WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH SHIT WOADS MOCHING OFF OF DAY-CHAN! IF YOU FUCKING COMPLAIN I WILL RIP THAT FUCKING TONGUE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
Rukia: Staring at Shirogetsu. Ih, he-he scares me. His rishi isn't right! I can stay here if I want!
Hioro: walks out of a random door. I wouldn't mess with him if I were you.
Rukia: Wh- A hollow! Rukia quickly went to the soul candy that she held in her little purse.
Hioro: Holds up his hands. Hay! I'm not going to do anything, I live here! Points at me. She is my almost best friend! Tuzzee is my best friend and well I really don't care about anyone else...
Rukia: "This is-is to much!" Faints.
Everyone: Ignores her and walk away except Yazziyou who is prodding her with his foot.
Yazziyou: Is she alive?
Me: Shrug.
Yazziyou: If she is can I use her to fertilize my garden?
Me: Stare... No!
Yazziyou: Uuuuuhhh. Gives me a sad look and trugs away.