Yup, I finally have my new chapter up! Yaya, I know what all of you are thinking, this better be good or I want my fucking money back! Well sorry your not getting your money back because, guess what? YOU DIDN'T PAY ME ANY MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE! Joking, joking! But, yaya you should never try to rob me because all I have is lint in my pockets and if I'm wearing these one pare of jeans that I have a bit of linty gum that I forgot in them and am unable to get ride of. I have maybe uh, 5dollers and most of it is nickels and pennies...? So, it is a bad idea if your looking for a fortune to look for it here!
I wounder what the hell my zanpakto, Shirogetsu's, powers are? Seriously what my super power is the ability to cut your finger? My power is that I am super shiny? If you are able to set eyes on my sexy, bipolar, basturdlyness?
Yazziyou: I'M BACK! Walks in with one of those necklaces made of orchids around his neck yet he still has his normal whit calf length dress jacket thing and his hakamas, pretty much the only difference in his clothing is the fact that he isn't wearing his Tobi? I think that is what they call the sock thingy that the soul reapers wear under there sandals.
Aqua: Sighing as he carries every bit of the luggage and carelessly drops it all on the floor. You can all take these to your rooms. Looks up O, hello mistress-Daydream-chan!
Me: Uh, hi?
Tuzzee: Guess what Day!
Me: Uh, what?
Tuzzee: I bought a real, sniffle* custom make Hawaiian shi-shirt! I have wanted one of these babies for almost 100rd years! Tuzzee starts to hug it and skipped to his room. I luuuve you!, Blublublu, I won't ever let those meany psychopaths ever hurt you, blublublu!
Me: What the, do I even want to know?
Hioro: Yawn* starts to scratch his head... Walks right past me and into the kitchen... Grabs a bottle of Saki.
Sorry if this chap is crappy my head and my hands couldn't agree!T-T
Please tell me if it isn't a good chap so I can rewrite and fix things that don't sound right in it...
In the hall
"What the hell Ichi! Why is the 1st holding your hand?"
"Well, he, I, uh..." Ichigo blushed.
Grimmjow growled and snapped his head over to Starrk. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TUCHIN' MY BABY?"
"Your yawn* baby?"
"YAYA! MY BABY! What the hell are ya doin' with him!"
"He is my mate." Starrk said bluntly.
"Wh-WHAT!" Grimmjow looked horrefid. 'No that couldn't be!'
"ICHI HERE, NOW!"
"But..."
"I SAID NOW!"
"O-ok" Ichigo said meekly and started to make his way over to his 'mom', afraid of his wrath.( Ichigo would never, ever admit it but, he was a bit of a momma's boy.)
Starrk quickly nabbed Ichigo's wrists and drug him to his chest in a vice grip. He started to possessively nuzzle him and glared at Grimmjow with animalistic ferocity, daring him to try and take him.
"Oi! Let go of him you disgusting lying perv!" Grimmjow snarled out and put both his hands on his hips making him look more like a pissed of women. (though he would never admit that and would probably try to kill you if you brung that up!)
"I haven't lied. yawn* I have already mounted and marked yawn* him." Starrk ended in a pleased but, energy conserved tone. (Pretty much it was like someone that is in a terrible mood that was completely uninterested in something and ready to pass out being forced to say yay. If you know what I mean? No effort or emotions kind of like TV Ulquiorra.)
"Wha" Grimmjow's eyes practically bugged out of his head. He started to twitch. "You did, WHAT TO MY PURE, PERFECT, WOUNDERFUL, INNOCENT, SWEET, GENTLE, AMAZING, PERFECT, INNOCENT-"
Starrk cut in. "You said perfect and innocent twice."
Grimmjow was so engrossed in yelling at Starrk about his Ichi's perfectness that he hadn't noticed that Starrk and his Ichi had walked right past him and were almost half of the hallway, away. ( About ½ a mile away. Sorry to the people that only know the metrics system but, I forgot how to do it.)
Starrk yawned and started to scratch his goatee. "Humm, does he always act that way?"
Ichigo blush and started to rub the back of his neck out of embarrassment."Y-ya, he can be a little o-over protective..."
Ichigo was startled when Starrk started to laugh, actually laughed!
"HE'S Delusional!"
Ichigo's cheeks flushed red out of anger. "You think that I don't already know that? He is insane, making me flip out because I thought that something was trying to kill me because of his random sneak attacks! Sigh, why in the hell did I have to end up being stuck with a crazy ass like him as a parent?"
Starrk looked down in amusement at his exaggeratedly annoyed looking Ichi-mate. He happily ruffled Ichigo's hair.
"Don't worry, I'll protect you from the crazy kitty."
The rest of the walk to the pinky's dreaded cold dark corner was silent.
Over the last few days Starrk had noticed that Ichigo had became more dependent on him and more affectionate. He was shy and sweet and all of those other gushy feelings. Ichigo, had automatically done just about anything that Starrk had asked of him and he had been very unwilling to leave him Ichigo LOVED him!
Starrk was unaware of a large goofy grin making its way across his face and so, he looked to the pinky when he came through the enormous double doors like a complete idiot and almost all of the respect that he had for him was lost.(Sezyel had figured out that the O, mighty king of the lazyasses was a much more intelligent than about 99% of the inhabitance of Las Noches and he respected intelligent people, Starrk by no means was intelligent as the pinky but, he was smart.)
"Why are you here premera?" Sezyel said in a annoyed snippy tone.
Starrk yawned much to the pinkettee's annoyance. "We are here because we wont one of those gegas? Gigas?"
Sezyel sighed. "Gigia."(I think that is how you spell it)
"Yaya, what ever you want to call them so, we can go to the real world."
Sigh, "if it gets you out of my hair than I shall do as you wish."
"Hay! You didn't say that we were going to go to the world of th living!"
"Yawn* well we are... Surprise?"
Sezyel's eyes widened a fraction when he heard the familiar deep voice of the pretty teen.
"O, hello Ichigo how have you been? Why have I not seen you for so long?"
Starrk rose a lazy eyebrow then, looked over at his berry head quizzically.
Ichigo smirked. "What surprised that I'm friends with the craziest girly guy in all of Hauco Mondo?"
"I think I will take that as a complement and Yes, we got to know each other quite well when Ichigo here was trying to avoid his stalkers. He is," Sezyel pushed up his glasses with his pointer finger*, "Quite intelligent and very enjoyable to make conversation with!"
Starrk gave Sezyel a look of disbelief.
Sezyel clapped his hands together and smiled a not so creepy smile(O, FUCK! Your probably thinking. HE IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING TERRIBLE WRONG WITH HIM!) "now lets take your measurements now shall we?"
1 1/2hour later
After some staring, drooling, groping, whistling, grinding, and attempts to make out.(obviously, Starrk had been the one that did and attempted all of it) And the other two smacking, kicking, punching, and the all time favorite of everyone but, Starrk, him getting brutally kneed the balls!
Ichigo twitched because, of the fact that Starrk had just grabbed his ass right before he could pull his pants thingys back on. "Get your fucking hands off of me, YOU PERV!" Ichigo quickly pulled up his pants, twisted around, and bitch slapped are lovable lord of the lazyasses! Ichigo girlishly put both hands on his curvy hips and had a pouty expression his face.
Starrk absently rubbed his cheek. It didn't really hurt but the reaction was subconscious. Starrk actually thought that it was adorable!
Sezyel glared. "This is not proper behaver in public Starrk-sama!"
Starrk hadn't seemed to hear this for, he was much to busy staring adoringly at his cute little mate's ass.
Sezyel shook his head. "How do you tolerate 'this' so well?"
Ichigo swung around and punched Starrk in the face as punishment for once again grabbing his scrumptious ass. "You manage."
Starrk unleashed his super secret weapon, the dreaded PUPPY EYES! Starrk shamelessly trembled his lips and whimpered, his eyes were shiny and pleading. "Why are you always sooooo mean to me! I have done nothing but, love you!" Starrk wailed dramatically.
Ichigo couldn't fight the power Starrk had over him. 'DAM ME FOR BEING SO WEAK AGAINST THIS/MY CUTE PETHETIC IDIOT!' Ichigo sighed. "So when are these Gigias going to be ready?"
"If I start now I should be able to get them done by..." Sezyel looked up at the clock above the huge doors, "1:03PM if those morons don't screw anything up, which will be very unlikely!"
"Uh, I'm not getting up at 1:00 to pick those things up!" Ichigo growled out.
Sezyel rolled his eyes. "You 'will' be picking them up before noon though wont you?" It was not a question but, a command.
"Well." Sezyel said cheerily! "Good by Ichigo!"
Starrk and Ichigo walking back to there room
"Did you really have to use that dam puppy dog eye thing one me?"
Starrk happily nuzzled Ichigo's cheek. "Yesssss." Starrk tiredly drawled out.
"Starrk?"
"Mmmmm?"
"Where are we?"
Starrk cocked his head to the side and looked around the identical to the rest of Las Noches hallway. Starrk scratched his head. "Hu, your yawn* right. We are in the 5th's hallway? How did I miss that?"
Ichigo twitched and pointed to the hand that was starting to probe his luscious ass.
Starrk looked skeptical but, did not say anything in favor of kneading his Ichi's ass.
Ichigo squeaked.(It was a manly squeak of course!Wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Starrk decided that he didn't feel like walking anymore, he was ready to pass out from there veryyy strangles day.(they had been up for a wopping 3hours!) Starrk picked up Ichigo and throw him over his shoulder and smacked his ass.
"What the hell do you have some fucked up obsession of my ass?"
Starrk smirked and started to rub it. "I simple can't help it! Your just so scrumptious when your angry!"
Just as Starrk was going to Sonido them to there bedroom to maybe if Starrk had the energy to convince his adorable grumpy mate to maybe do something other than sleep, if you know what I mean!
An annoy voice boomed through the hallway.
"Why the hell do you have my Ichi-pet?"
Under lined stuff is inportantish.
End
Sorry again if this didn't turn out right! I'm also, feeling a bit lazy right now because for some reason my left arm and wrist won't stop hurting, these are also, the two spots that I injured pretty bad about four or five months ago.
I didn't update for so long because that I had a bad case of writers block, I was at my mom's house for a week, shiver*(She wouldn't let me get near any phone and said to my grandma that I wanted to stay with her, she also, black mailed me into staying because she said that my sister couldn't come over to our house if I didn't stay as long as she wanted! -'_'-), My sister came over, I played the PSP to long and got grounded from the computer twice, and I have been going out a lot more!
Well, I have a poll up right now so please vote! It is for what Seme you want Ichigo to have paired up with him in a one-shot or maybe Story, my take a while to do eather though and please give me, if you want in a review or if you are on my privite messageing thing, me your input and my be and idea of what kind of story you would like me to write for the pair. If you do that You can ask me to write any pair and if I get done with a story or feel like typing one that I really like.
Also, the person that has the 125 review gets like I said last time, to have me update or make any one-shot that they want. I am best though like I have said at writing Ulquiorra/Ichigo in my opinion.
O, Last thing I have to say is that you have aproxemetly 3-4days to make your votes because, I have some other charicters that I would like to put on the pull, at least on of them is never ever wrote about. So, I am woundering how people will vote!
Well thanks for reading my story and end notes! Uh, please review...