Sorry for the wait bad thing have been happening around here. Of course it would happen when I was in such a good mood after coming home from my best friends house! Sigh, don't feel like talking to any of my characters that I made up, this chapter is extra funny though to try to make myself fell better though! Enjoy!

Chapter22

All of the Espada sat in their assigned seats and waited patiently for their 'magnificent' leader. Starrk half asleep, Grimmjow glaring at Starrk, Sezyel snorting and rolling his eyes, and Barragan was giving Halibel suggestive looks. Nnoitra and Yammy looked completely creeped out by both Barragan and Aaroniero who was licking his lips with a perverted smile on his face and had a look on his face like he wanted to get in on what ever action the old man was getting. Yammy scooted away from the table a little in an attempt to get some distance from both Barragan and Aaroniero. He scooted even further when he saw Aaroniero's hand drop to his lap and look away sitting stiffly and staring straight ahead when he swore he saw him put his hand down his pants, lust rolling off of the fake, handsome body in waves.

After that several of the Espada scooted down with disgusted looks on their faces. Just as Halibel was about to get up to break his arm and Grimmjow was about to scream at him for being such a disgusting, desperate piece of shit the doors were thrown open and Aizen walked in a pleasant smile plastered on his face.

"Welcome my dear Espada!" He said as he gracefully limped to his chair.

After several hours worth of a useless speech and several disgusting cups of tea later Aizen finally put up a hologram. In it was several people running over the sandy dunes of Las Noches. When they made their way to the curious looking trees suddenly the sand beneath their feet gave way and dropped them into the Menos forest.

"WE SHOULD KILL 'EM BEFORE THEY COME TO GET US!" Grimmjow said and smacked the table with his fist for emphasis.

Aizen's smile continued, even as his Rishi practically crushed everyone in the room. He clapped his hands together and lowered them into his lap. At the same time he released his suffocating hold he had on the Espada. "That would be rude though, wouldn't it?" Aizen said in a sickly sweet voice. "We have plenty of time to prepare for their arrival." Aizen then stood with his arms outstretched, "Let us rest and ready ourselves my Espada. You all are confined to your quarters until I have given the word that you may leave, you are all dismissed!"

All but a few of Aizen's 'loyal' warriors groaned. "YES AIZEN-SAMA!" All but one of the Espada said in union and stood. As everyone pushed and kicked each other out of the room.

Everyone paused and turned to stare in horror as Aaroniero screamed Barragan's name in pleasure. "Fuck, I thought that jug head was think'en about Ti't Bitch... That's just sick." Nnoitra said in a serious tone, seeming not to know what to say.

Barragan paled when Aaroniero looked up at him cheeks flushed and eyes tainted with lust. He removed his hand from his pants, sticky white trickling from his palm and to everyones disgust he started to lick them up 'sensually' and winked at the old grumpy, not to mention wrinkly old man and moaned whorishly that he needed him or some crap like that everyone went red faced and Nnoitra started to choke on his own spit. He grasped his throat, everyone ignored him when he dropped.

Enough was enough when Aaroniero stood up and brushed past the group of gaping bystanders. As he brushed past Barragan he rubbed his still slightly sticky hands against the old man's thigh he put his mouth to a frozen Brarragan's ear. "If you like... You can come to my room." Aaroniero whispered and blow a kiss to Barragan, who immediately put his hand to his mouth and ran down the hallway through the wall of the nearest bathroom, which was the public ladies room and hurled. Female arrancar screamed and ran out in a horde.

"EWW! WHAT THE GOD DAM FUCK! WHAT IS THE FUCK UP WITH YOU GUYS? WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING SICK AROUND HERE!" Grimmjow shrieked after his brain started to work again. "I-I am NEVER going to be able to get th-that out of my head... Must distract self with finding and killing the furry lazyass that violated baby." Grimmjow walked past the crowd and on Nnoitra in a zombie-like manner.

Everyone seemed to be having temporary mental breakdowns but, eventually they all cleared out leaving Gin and Aizen to stare at the chair Aaroniero had apparently been jacking himself(s?) off on for who knows (Yammy does) how long and how many times he actually finished the 'act'. It was still disturbing, though.

Gin itched the back of his head. "I DIN' expect tha'..."

"Nor did I." Aizen said, his eyebrow V'd in a questioning manner.

In one of the many hallways

Ichigo couldn't believe it. He was lost again! Dam, why every time he tried to find his asshole mate he ended up getting lost? Well at least he had Zangetsu with him this time he thought. Ichigo cringed at the thought of meeting up with just about any of the other males of Los Noches.

"Wait?" Ichigo murmured as he scratched the top of his head irritably, "Wasn't I just... Here?" Ichigo sighed dramatically. "what way should I try now?" Ichigo said in a questioning manner, his finger to his lip. "Ah, the hell with it! Ene meane mynee mo catch a-" "ICHIGO! O, GODS I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!" A manly-ish voice said from behind him.

Ichigo quickly spun around, Zangetsu out stretched. "Who the hell are you?"

The man's eyes grew large with surprise and hurt, "Ichigo?" He said a slight whimper evident in his voice. "Please!" The man tried to grab Ichigo's hand in his. "Ichigo we need to go!"

Ichigo jerked his arm out of reach and whipped his Zanpakto at the man's head. "DON'T YOU FUCKING TUCH ME!" Ichigo snarled out. As the man dodged the death blow. Ichigo wanted Starrk so bad at that moment. Ichigo wanted the only one he remembered ever loving in such a manner so badly, he wanted his mother as well.

"Stop-stop joking around Ichigo! We need to leave!" When Ichigo once again rejected the man's touch, the man appeared behind Ichigo and before he could respond the man karate chopped the back of his neck. When Ichigo went limp the man tossed him over his shoulder, leaving Zangetsu behind then began his long run back down the hallway he had came from.

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I bet at least a few of you can guess who kidnapped Ichigo.

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I have been in an awful mood. My life has gone to shit.

The reason that I have not updated is bellow and it is a EXTREMLY good reason, and 100% TRUE AND I WISH IT WASN'T!

I am not suppose to tell anyone but it is to stressful not to and non of you no who I am exept on so here it goes. I found out my 14 year old sister got herself knocked up and she said that she wanted to raise it in that hellhole when it could go to a good home with a family that would love it and would take care of and not be carried around like a accessory.

My mom's husband almost killed my mom he knocked her out then dropped a drill that was on on her foot, went right through it. He threatened to beat my pregnant little sister. My grandpa went over to their house because they wouldn't answer their phone and found my mom out of it on the couch and forced her to tell him what happened, Kenny said that it was non of his god dam business. He then attacked my grandpa and broke I think 5 of his ribs and he ended up in the hospital with my mom. He had just had surgery a week before that to remove cancer tumors as well!

He is almost 60 he is maybe 120lbs and he has cancer of the liver and a large tumor on his lungs! That's just sick! WHO THE HELL DOES THAT! It is disgusting! Yaya, that's cool, beat a sick old man half to death and a women half your size with a blood clot disorder that's real classy! Also, threaten to beat a pregnant 14yr old girl half to death that is also pron to having her left arm breaking and without being knocked up is only about 98-110lbs and is a twig. She is about 5 ft 61/2in tall and has a humming bird metabolism.

No one has called us back and it has been about 4 or 5 days I think. Dam I hate my life. Also, my sister and grandpa have signed papers against Kenny and my mom was passed out so the police signed the papers for her she was pissed when she found out because she is a fucking whack job. O, my Kenny he didn't mean to, I know he didn't mean too! He is affected by his diabetes!

Yaya, even though he has beat her several times and put her in th hospital 3 times and the first 2 times she was able to hide that she was beaten with the type of injury she had, not to mention I think he has been poisoning her because every time she lives with him she gets super sick and throws up anything he makes or gives her to drink!

Sorry that you had to read my venting but that is why it has taken me so long to finish this chapter sorry,

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