I have finally updated, sorry if this chapter isn't as good as others. But at least it is long...

Shirogetsu: "BOOO! THIS IS SHIT!"

ME: Glare at him

Hioro: Itches his head. "Where did I leave those?"

Me: "Where did you leave what?"

Yazziyou: "EWWWW, IT BURNS!" drops a stack of magazines and starts to claw at his eyes.

Hioro: "O, there they are." Picks up the stack.

Me and Shirogetsu: Look at each other with grossed out faces. "I don't want to know we both say in sync."

Chapter24

Starrk had no idea what to do let alone what area to start looking in. "Why does everything Yawn* have to be so dam complicated and crazy all of the time." Starrk said with half laden eyes. He hadn't remembered a single time that he had been awake for such a long period of time in his entire existence.

He sped past the lesser Arrancars faster than a blur. The wind created by him made the towels that one was carrying flow down the hallway after the 1st and top secret papers that a small mousy servant was carrying plaster themselves to every surface in the area. That particular Arrancar fell to his knees and wailed.(Lets just say he didn't make another noise or 'mistake' ever again)

Starrk's eyes narrowed as he felt raishi from several different individuals spike and fall. He was planing on finding his mate that way but it would be nearly impossible unless he got in a fight with someone. He had never thought that he would ever what something like this but he wanted him to be found by one of the intruders and for his perfect berry to start bashing in some heads, or if Gulp* necessary balls.

"Come on Ichigo!" Starrk whispered and skidded to a stop almost falling on his ass but covered it up by quickly twisting around and making sure that his hair flowed around him dramatically.

'I'm so sexy!' Starrk thought arrogantly, ' I wish my Ichi saw me like this. Dam, he would be all over me!' Starrk thought making his groin tighten and twitch. He started to imagine his Ichigo rubbing himself all over him and whispering loody thinks in his ear. It was difficult to suppress the moan begging to be let loss.

Starrk froze when he heard a groan from the creature that he had originally stopped to investigate. Gods, he had almost embarrassed himself beyond description. He couldn't believe he almost gave himself a hand job in front of this thing. 'EWW! Major turn off!' Starrk thought and shuttered. It was furry and and had black hair. It was UGLY! That was all Starrk could think. The furry creature started to twitch and whine some more.

Starrk walked around it and quickly noticed that it was cupping it's junk. Starrk grinned happily, 'My mate must have came through here only my sweet sexy berry yawn* could have done so much damage, I don't blame him though... This thing is repulsive... I wonder if it can talk?' Starrk thought, a comically quizzical look spread across his face as he stared at 'it' in wonder. He removed the sheath of his Zanpakto from his waist and used it to prod at the strange fur ball curled in a fetal position on the ground.

"Uh" the 'creature' moaned.

Starrk yelped and stepped back(Jumped about 5ft into the air scrambled backwards.) Starrk quickly composed himself and put his sword's sheath back through his sash. He wasn't sure what to do so he stood there, looking like an idiot, with his eyes wide and his body stiff.

"Uhn, Ichi-go are you there my-my cough* daughter?" The thing said before reaching toward Starrk who quickly took a few steps back with a creeped out look on his face.

Suddenly it clicked, 'Ichigo! I was right he had seen my juicy sexy- getting distracted! Focus Starrk focus! Deep breaths, wait what did he say daughter?' Starrk grasped the creature's now exposed neck and held it in the air.

Once Starrk did this he realized that this 'thing' wasn't actually a furry sasquatch it was actually just a very furry man. "How do you know MY Ichigo?" Starrk drawled out, a tint of aggression sizzling beneath the surface.

"Gasp* your I-Ichigo?" Isshin said, clawing at the angry wolf's hands without result. "Yes MY Ichigo." Isshin's eyes filled with hatred. "Your the one that took him cough* away from u-us!" he said accusingly. "what?" Starrk said in a puzzled manner his brows knitted together trying to figure out what the crazed creature was even talking about. Starrk dropped him and flinched when the man yowled in agony and pathetically cupped his 'special' parts. Starrk grimaced and had the urge to hold his junk too when he saw this, he hated this guy but that didn't mean that he couldn't feel sympathetic to his condition because he to had had THAT happen to him and he knew how agonizing that IT could be. He shivered, his mate could be so... terrifying at times, he still didn't know if he could still impregnate his perfect yet evil mate with his pups. 'Uh, I hope I can! Dam, why the hell did I have to start thinking about that? Shit, now I feel like crap... Maybe I should just listen to what this weirdo is talking about.'

"Why, why did you do it? I had already lost my wife then you make me think that my son is dead? Are you so heartless?" Isshin ranted hysterically.

"Wait, what are you even talking about soul reaper?" Starrk snapped, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE BUT I HAVEN'T TAKEN HIM AWAY FROM ANYTHING AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM! YOU ASSHOLE TRYING TO TAKE WHAT IS MINE YOU FUCKING PHYCO! STAY AWAY, YOU JUST STAY AWAY!" Starrk snarled and noshed his teeth in rage.

Isshin's eyes bugged out. He couldn't believe this Arrancar, this hollow had said such things to him, they couldn't feel. Was he faking these emotions? He had to be, these monsters only felt hunger, nothing else. But, it it sounded so genuine...

Starrk forced himself to calm down. He was surprised with himself, he had no idea that he was capable of being so pissed over just a few hurtful words. "Now, please tell me where I-c-h-i-g-o went." Starrk said through gritted teeth.

Isshin stared up into Starrk's eyes with a determined look. Starrk was startled by the look, it was so much like his Ichigo's... Starrk shook his head a little before glaring and kicking the man in the gut. All Isshin could think before slipping into unconsciousness is that hopped that Urahara could catch Ichigo before that monster got to him.

Urahara

He had been scowling the halls for hours. He was trying to find his overly emotional friend and his son. He still couldn't believe that he was alive. Urahara sighed and itched his head, was there anything even here? He hadn't seen a single sign of life inside of the immense dwelling and it was starting to annoy and concern him.

Just as he thought about the lack of life he was startled to hear light quick foot steps heading his way. He tensed and hardened his eyes convinced the individual or individuals heading his way were going to attack the moment they got the chance.

He couldn't believe his eyes. His friend's son was standing right in front of him, a pretty scowl on his face. He had never seen such a creature, he was well, gorgeous. 'I thought that I was straight but, hell I would go gay if I ever got the chance of getting any of that tail.' Urahara thought pervertedly. 'I wonder what Isshin would do to me if I tried anything? Hu' Urahara thought and examined the feral looking orange haired boy, not knowing that he had already been claimed by a lazy but VERY possessive wolf.

Ichigo gave Urahara a weirded out look. "Hello? Stop fucking ogling me! Fucking creep." Urahara whipped out his fan and shaded his eyes mysteriously.

'Eww, what the fuck is he like a pedophile or something? Ihh, I hope he isn't going to try to lour me with candy or something.' Ichigo thought, his eye twitched and a large tick mark appeared on his forehead. He shuttered, 'what is up with these outsiders? Are all of those guys crazy?'

Urahara fluttered his eyebrows at Ichigo flirtatiously and grinned pervertedly behind his fan as he waved started to fan himself creepily. "Uhh, I have to well uh go..." Ichigo murmured and quickly started to walk backwards. 'Almost there' Ichigo thought happily.

Urahara clicked his fan together and put it in his sleeve it startled Ichigo long enough to give him a chance to grasp Ichigo's soft supple hands in his own. He joyfully grinned, "You my dear, are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen would you like to get married and spend the rest of our lives together in secret so your father doesn't get the chance to chop of my penis and kill me in my sleep? Would it bother you to live in my basement for the rest of your life? I know that it is a little creepy and damp but we could work something out You just wont ever be able to interact with another living being but myself ever again, that wouldn't bother you would it?" Urahara babbled animately.

"Wha?" Ichigo said completely confused. He was leaning as far as he could away from the crazy man in front of him. Just as Urahara swooped down to latch onto Ichigo's lips he froze and backed off when he heard an angry growl. "O, hello!" Urahara said before chuckling nervously after seeing the terrifying look on the owner of the angry noises face.

"Do NOT touch him." Starrk snarled viciously. 'How dare THAT male touch HIM! MY MATE!'

Urahara lifted his hands up in a surrendering gesture and sheepishly smiled.

Ichigo turned and grinned. "Lazyass, what took you so dam long?"

Starrk blushed and made his way over to his little mate. He rapped his arms around his mate and inhaled his scent. "STARRK!" Ichigo yelped in embarrassment. He could feel Starrk's growing erection poking into his back. Ichigo glared up at his puppy a pale blush spread delicately across his face.

Urahara caught himself almost drool at the arousal inducing sight. He lightly bit his lip when he felt his penis swell. At that moment he wished that his Hakima were tighter because the tiny silky touches were driving him crazy.

An angry rumble emitted from Starrk's chest when he smelled the other alpha's arousal for his mate. He snorted, "Come on Ichigo." Starrk muttered jealously, he turned back to the creepy dark man with a serious look. "The next time I see you, your dead."

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I am sorry if this chapter wasn't as good as others. I was having a had time with inspiration and people are going to look at our house soon. We are selling it and our dogs are shedding a lot also I have had to give them a few baths because my dog maggie decided to convince my other dog that it would be fun to roll in mud, it was disgusting.

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