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Me: Walk into house with food. Drop food and flip out! "WHAT IS GOING ON!"
Shirogetsu: "You saw nothing!"
Me: "The hell I saw nothing, you return those!" Try to not have a heart attack, to young for that, and death.
Shirogetsu: "Awh, but there-there so shhhhhiny!" Rubs cursed museum treasure.
Me: Starts to shake him, "I AM NOT GOING TO PRISON, Or getting cursed."
Shirogetsu: "But-but, isn't my happiness worth more than your unimportant life?"
Me: gives him the death eye.
Shirogetsu: "And it's not likeeee there such thing as a curse." Makes a waving motion.
Our ceiling suddenly falls in.
Me: Twitching than growl, "GET RID OF THOSE NOOOOW!" Grab them and throw them to Aqua, who is staring at the broken ceiling that almost fell on him.
Shirogetsu: Falls to his knees, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Aqua: Stares at them, opens a Garagunta, "These must go."
Shirogetsu: "It was a coincidence!"
The kitchen suddenly starts to flood.
Shirogetsu: "That was one too! I think... NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Suddenly pounces, "Shiny!MINE IT'S MINE!" Slips bottle cap into his pocket.
Me: Roll my eyes. "I can't deal with this anymore, read and please review. Shiro no one wants your stupid bottle cap!"
Start Chapter 27
Byakuya dropped like a stone, holding himself. He was in to much pain to feel any amount of shame in the act.
Lilynette grabbed him by the back of his jacket and lunched him through the now open door. "GET THE HELL OUT, YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE ASSHOLE!" Lilynette ran out in to the hallway to body slam herself into the gasping Kuchiki.
Starrk followed, still unclothed. He had enough thought to kick the door shut before, like Lilynette lunching himself legs first at his opponent.
In the Room
Ichigo groggily woke. He felt cranky and sore and lonely. Where the hell was his Starrk? He needed him. He felt full and uncomfortable in the position he was in. Starrk needed to rearrange him, didn't the moron know that? Gods, he pissed him off sometimes!
He felt that he shouldn't move, probably some odd instinct thing again, it didn't help that his ass felt like it was put through a damn meat tenderizer. Who in the hells idea was it to fuck that hard anyway? It had to be STARRK'S! It couldn't have been his idea, he must have done that damn sexy alpha thing and coerced him into it, the evil bastard!
Ichigo sniffled a little and winced when he tried to move his lower half. He growled, "STTTTTAAARRRK! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! NOW!" He said. His face contorted in an angry scowl.
Hallway
Starrk heard his adorable mate's angry yell and whimpered, his instincts told him to go to his mate, to please him. The tone his mate yelled with worried him, he was afraid his mate would move and of what my happen to himself, Starrk if he did not listen to the call of his aggressive distressed mate, he didn't even want to think of the things he may do if he were not to go to him soon.
Starrk was surprised by the black haired Reaper's sudden recovery, as the man abruptly lounged sword in hand at him.
He didn't even notice when a pair of Soul Reapers entered his quarters, because of the Kuchiki's disgusting accusations. They upset and were very awful hurt things he said, like that he had raped his Ichigo, RAPED! Starrk would NEVER hurt his beta, he would die for him.
Starrk snarled and drew his sword, afraid if he didn't he would severely damage his compound area, and maybe harm his Berry in the process. Starrk refused to listen to the Reaper any longer he would watch him bleed out and die agonizingly as he was devoured by his hungry beta.
In the Room
Ichigo had just managed to put his Alpha's oversized shirt on. He frowned, it looked like an oversized female garment. What was it again, a dwess, dress? Yes, it was called a dress and it nearly went to his knees. He couldn't help but moan at the smell of it, smelled like Starrk. If his lower body didn't hurt so damn bad than he probably would have been so aroused and dragging Starrk in their room by his thick sexy cock. Ichigo blushed, gods Starrk was a sexy beast! He sighed thinking about how gorgeous his lazyass was. He was an excellent alpha, VERY EXELLENT! He shivered thinking about how sexy he was, he almost wished he would stiffen so his lazy bastard would suck his prick or something, Starrk had a magical mouth. Gods, that guy knew how to use tongue!
Ichigo looked up expecting his wolf-in-lacking-armor, instead he eyes met with a very scruffy blushing face. He was handsome but not nearly as handsome as his Starrk!
The man rushed to Ichigo's side in an instant and held his petite long fingered hand, kissing in flirtatiously.
"It's alright if your shy, even though you lack bosom, I still think your perfect. "He said while Ichigo leaned farther and farther away, "You my darling are more beautiful than the the spring blossoms of any flower! More beautiful than the most vibrant of leaves of Autumn and more beautiful than the winters snow fall! Will you my tigeress, come home with me and eventually become my wife?" He said looking deep into the creeped out, twitching Ichigo's eyes.
The white haired man behind the brown haired one looked at his friend sheepishly and pulled at him, "I am sorry if my friend frightened you miss!" He turned to his friend and began to whisper harshly at him while Ichigo watched with growing annoyance.
"Shunsui! What are you thinking? You can't just go up to someone and do that!" The white haired man said waving his hands around.
"But Joshiro! She's so beautiful and perfect!" He said.
Joshiro glanced at Ichigo and looked away with a pale blush.
Shunsui grinned slyly, "Oh, you like her too!" He snickered pevertadly.
"Ma-maybe..." Joshiro said.
"You know were both good looking men, we already fancy each other, I don't think it would hurt to add a lovely little lady don't you think? Add a feminine touch?" Shunsui said wiggling an eyebrow suggestibly.
"Alright" Joshiro said with a smile.
Both Shunsui and Joshiro turned Ichigo, who was fuming and ready to kill.
Joshiro walked up to Ichigo with a sweet smile and a little wave of his hand, "Hello, uh, my name is Joshiro and this," Joshiro made a gesture in Shunsui's direction, "Is Shunsui, um would you like to-"
Shunsui was at Ichigo's side in a millisecond, "Please little goddess, tell us your name so we may bask in its perfection! And well come on the most romantic of any dates you may have ever had with us, my most beautiful lilly blossom." Shunsui said repeatedly kissing Ichigo's hand and began to make a trail up his arm.
Ichigo's vains in his forehead visibly began to throb. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! ARE YOU ALL CRAZY?" He said yanking his arm away from the wet kissing mouth. Ick his arm was all nasty and wet by some weirdo!
Joshiro pulled something out of his robs with an adoring smile. "Here!"
Joshiro thrust a 'strangely' rapped object into Ichigo's lap. "What the hell is it?" Ichigo said studying it with suspicion.
"You, you don't know the wonders of chocolate?" Shunsui said in disbelief. "WE MUST SAVE THIS POOR SOUL!"
Right when Ichigo was about to strangle the man practically sitting next to him the door opened again.
Three heads peaked in and all three quickly stumbled in.
"Oh, hi there cutie! A red haired woman said gushing over Ichigo.
"Rangiku! Leave her alone." A short blushing white haired boy said.
"That person is not a female, Hitsuguya-san." a book holding woman said behind shining glasses.
"Gasp* Nanao how could you say such a horrable thing! Don't listen to her love, she is just jelous of your perfect beauty!" Shunsui said trying to hug Ichigo along with Joshiro.
"Wha-what do you mean she isn't a girl? Just because she has short hair doesn't mean anything?" Hitsuguya said looking confused.
"Owh, your so silly captain! He would be a pretty girl though, isn't that right little cutie!" Rangiku cooed.
"YAYA, I'M NOT A GIRL NOW LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!" Ichigo said.
"Don't put yourself down love, just because you are without a large bosom and your voice is low doesn't mean you are male!" Joshiro said while he and Shunsui swooned over him.
"ERRR, are all male alphas MORONS or is it me?" Ichigo said and dug his fingernails into Shunsui's arm when his hands began to get to low for his liking.
"OHW!" Shunsui whined. Nanao whipped him in the head after Ichigo's nails dug in.
"Stop molesting people you don't even know captain, its creepy and rude." She said sliding up her gasses.
"Are you jeaaaalousss Nanao darling?" Shunsui said wiggling his eyebrow at her.
She sighed, "Only in your dreams sir."
"Owh, don't be that way Nanao!" Shunsui said pouting.
"Captains leave the poor thing alone, he must be frightened half to death! Isn't that right you poor little sweety!" Rangiku said, "Oh, yaya, was I the only one that saw that sexy naked guy fighting captain Kuchiki? He had a big set on him didn't he?" Rangiku said and giggled.
Hitsuguya made a choking noise and held his throat Joshiro immediately stood up and went over to him. He patted him on the back until he coughed up the pick of gum that had got caught in his throat. "Cough* cough* Ran-Rangiku! I can't believe your talking about such things! It is completely inappropriate!"
Shunnsui tried to cover Ichigo's ears but he smacked the hands away, "Don't talk about such things infront of her-his? What ever gender my beloved is, is beautiful virgin ears!"
Ichigo felt like he was going to kill that STD ridden bitch how dare she think that his Starrk was sexy! Starrk was his, she shouldn't have even been eying anything, the only thing anyone but ICHIGO should have been paying attention to was Starrk's toes and not even very close attention to them, they were his perfect toes damn it! The only one that should be even thinking about ogling him and his perfect feet was Ichigo!
Ichigo growled startling everyone in the room. "Lets get three things straight. I am NOT A FUCKING WOMAN WITH SOME WEIRD GUY VOICE! I AM NOT A VIRGIN, I MEAN REALLY I GOT FUCKED LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO!"
"WHAT! You can't be deflowered, NOOOOOOO! Oh, and a guy too, but NOOOOOOOOO!"Shunsui said, sounding devastated.
"Sigh* captain, we have already gone over this he is not a girl it is easy enough to follow isn't it?" Nanao drawled.
"I thought so too." Rangiku said in a chipper tone before looking concerned, "Are you, alright sweety?" She said looking at Ichigo.
Ichigo's face was bright angry red and his fists were at his sides. "I should KILL you! You looked at my ALPHA! WHAT THE HELL!"
"What your what?" Shunsui said patheticly.
"WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME! YOUR ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF AN ALPHA OR SOMETHING!" Ichigo said.
"You mean like a dog or something?" (I'm going to use Toshiro) Toshiro said.
"WHAT? NOT LIKE AN ANIMAL! GODS YOU PEOPLE ARE WEIRD!" Ichigo looked ready to kill someone but forced himself to calm a little, "Starrk is my MATE and you shouldn't have been looking at him like that you ugly bitch, he's mine!" Ichigo said, while he was trying to stand up.
"HAY, that's really rude, I would think that you would like to show off such a good looking guy!" Rangiku said sounding offended.
"WHAT! Why the hell would I want to do that you-you whore, he is MINE!" Ichigo said.
"Someone sounds a little possessive, if I had a yummy man like that I would want to share him with the world." Rangiku said in a matter of fact tone.
Ichigo saw red, she was going to die for saying or even thinking about such things. She was planing on taking his bastard the possessiveness in him from his hollow instincts refused to even think other she didn't mean it that way. Ichigo had to get rid of the threat by ether A Killing her himself or B Call for Starrk who will get rid of her, all of them actually but will probably only kill the flirting alphas or C Ichigo malls Rangiku to death and screams for help... Well Starrk would probably kill the females for him if he made his dislike known to his smexyness.
Ichigo forced his aching body to pounce. THAT BITCH HAD TO DIE!
Rangiku squealed when she was pushed to the ground. Ichigo rapped his hands around her neck and began to strangle her shaking her head and bashing it into the floor bellow.
"AH! RANGIKU! STOP!" Toshiro said pulling at Ichigo's shirt.
"Now, sweety settle down." Joshiro said with a placating gesture.
Nanao tried to help pull Ichigo off but it just made him more angry and he snapped at her hand. "ERR STOP SAYING THINGS AND HELP US SAVE RANGIKU'S LIFE I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH PAPER WORK I DON'T NEED ANYMORE!" She hit Ichigo with her book to fend off another snap.
Shunsui quickly got bit when he tried to pry Ichigo's hands from the flailing Rangiku's throat. Joshiro managed to knock him off of Rangiku. Toshiro, Nanao, and Shunsui held him down, barely.
Rangiku held her throat and coughed, "That wasn't very nice at all." She said. "Your Way to possessive for it to be healthy you know!"
Ichigo snarled and thrashed harder. "RANGIKU! STOP ANTAGONIZING HIM!"
"Well, that's sexy!" Shunsui said.
Everyone glared at him.
"I still think we should bring him with us." Shunsui said.
"I agree," Joshiro said.
"I guess will bring him." Toshiro said gritting his teeth.
Ichigo paniced when they began to try to bind his limbs together.
"SSSTARRRRK! GET YOUR ASSS IN HERE!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.
Starrk of course was already done harming the other soul reaper and went to aid his Beta Berry-poo.
He kicked open the door. He panicked when he saw his Ichigo struggling against a horde of awful Soul Reapers.
"You WILL get away from my Ichigo!" Starrk said rage in his eyes.
"Oh, I knew that I was forgetting to ask something! So that's your name!" Rangiku said.
"Yaya, I thought that I was missing something." Shunsui said, before yelping from a kick in the face.
"Oh, what a cute name! Strawberry-chan!" Rangiku said giggling before she got a small chunk bitten out of her arm, "SHIT! OWH OWH OWH!" She said and held the bleeding wound. "That was just nasty of you!"
"I said GET AWAY FROM HIM! NOW!" Starrk said, fangs elongating as his wolf raged. Starrk stalked over to the 'attackers' of his mate. He stomped on Shunsui's foot, kneeing him in the face when he bent in reflex. A loud crunch could be heard, and made all of the soul reapers flinch.
"CAPTAIN!" Nanao yelled when Shunsui didn't get back up and blood flowed from his nose.
After she and Shunsui let go of Ichigo he easily freed himself and crawled over to sit at his alpha's feet. Starrk rumbled happily and picked Ichigo up.
"Starrk! Gods I'm so happy you got me." He said nuzzling him submissively.
"I'm sorry Berry-chan! I should have just risked over kill! I love you. Are you alright, did any of them touch you inappropriately? Why are you just staring, speak to me! Count to 5000!"
Ichigo blushed, "I'm fine. Now put me down by the one with the ugly mole hair, real quick."
"Your not going near THEM." Starrk said. The way he said 'them' sounded like he was talking with Ichigo about letting him stay in a room infested with vermin.
"NOW"Ichigo said threateningly.
Starrk immediately put him down near the female. He knew that tone, it was I am going to knee some one tone, he didn't want to be the one that was going to be kneed.
"What's that look for?" Rangiku asked ignoring everyone around her but the angry guy infront of her and having trouble looking at him because of her in ability to look away from that mouth watering man meat. Shit it made her all hot and bothered!
"For looking at MY alpha!"Ichigo said fuming, an evil look crossed his face before he kneed her in the groin.
She yelled and held herself. Starrk flinched a little.
"Rangiku are you alright?" Toshiro asked. He glared up, expecting to see Ichigo but instead he was only a little over a foot away from a twitching cock.
He fell back with an almost violet colored blush. He had never felt such embarrassment in his life, LIFE!
"She does have mole hair, eeewwh!" Starrk said with a grossed out shiver.
"HAY, KING LAZYASS! WHY THE HELL ARE ALL THESE MORONS IN HERE!" Lillynette said with her hand on her hips and an annoyed look on her face.
Starrk snorted, "Please remove them brat."
She Cracked her knuckles, "WHO'S FIRST?" She said with a cruel grin and an evil twinkle in her eye.
End Chapter 27
I hope it wasn't to boring, seemed like there may have been to much diologe. Tell me if I did, reviews are very appreciated and I still would like some profile pics still. What do you guys think should happen?
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