Leg 3: Wii Sports Resort
Teams
Mario & Blaze - Embers
Shy Guy & Sonic - Just Hanging
Toad & Tails - Small Stuff
Bowser Jr. & Wave - Punks
DK & Shadow - S-Class Shooters
Yoshi & Amy - Abused & Abuser
Bowser & Knuckles - Hotheads
Peach & Jet - Annoyances
Wario & Silver - N/A
Hammer Bro & Vector - Upbeat
Daisy & Storm - Insane Pair
DK & Shadow finished first last time, so they will leave first.
DK & Shadow
DK picks up a clue.
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." DK says.
"Chaos..." Shadow starts.
"Wait! Before you do that, someone wants to see you." Boshi says.
Magus walks up to Shadow.
"Boshi has informed me that you have been using Chaos Control to skip ahead. Is this true?" Magus asks.
"No." Shadow replies.
"Liar!" Magus shouts, slashing Shadow.
"Wh-What the hell...?!" Shadow stammers.
"You have been relieved of your power!" Magus says, walking away.
"Crap." DK says, walking into the portal with Shadow.
Shy Guy & Sonic
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Sonic says.
Shy Guy has already left. Sonic looked down to see that his shoes have been stolen.
"SHY GUY!" Sonic screams, running into the portal.
Wario & Silver
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Silver says.
"Well, we have good timing. Let's-a get outta here!" Wario says.
"Hey, you still haven't fixed my roof!" Crono says.
"We don't have time for that!" Silver says, leaving with Wario.
Bowser & Knuckles
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Knuckles says.
"Huh?" Bowser asks, playing Go Fish with Frog.
"Bowser, come on! You're wasting time!" Knuckles screams, grabbing Bowser's tail.
Hammer Bro & Vector
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Hammer Bro says.
"Hams, what's this?" Vector asks, holding a wanted poster with DK & Shadow's faces on them.
"Those be'th the thieves! I'm coming, thieves!" Frog yells, entering the portal.
"Umm..." Vector says.
The two enter the portal.
Peach & Jet
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Peach says.
"Let's go!" Jet says.
Marle walks in.
"...Or let's stay." Jet says.
Peach leaves anyway.
Mario & Blaze
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Blaze says.
"Yes! Let's-a go!" Mario says.
Bowser Jr. & Wave
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Wave says.
"Let's take Epoch!" Wave says.
The two hop in and take off.
"Hey! Get back with that!" Lucca screams.
Toad & Tails
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Tails says.
"Let's not screw up!" Toad says.
Daisy & Storm
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Storm says.
"It sure was nice of Ayla to give you some clothes!" Daisy says.
Storm is wearing leapord print briefs.
"Too bad they had no actual clothes back then!" Daisy says, running of as Storm groans.
Yoshi & Amy
"Enter the portal in Crono's backyard, then find the nearest Bike Shop." Yoshi says.
"Mush!" Amy says.
"Can't I just...put you down for a...few minutes?" Yoshi asks.
Amy whips Yoshi.
"I said MUSH!" Amy yells.
Yoshi groans.
Wuhu Island (Correct me if that's the wrong spelling)
Teams must now head from the volcano to the nearest bike shop
DK & Shadow
Currently in 1st
"At least I still have my inhibitor rings to take off." Shadow says.
He takes them off, bur nothing happens.
"Damnit!" Shadow says.
"What now?" DK says.
"We jump down!" Shadow suggests
"But..."
"JUMP!"
They do.
Shy Guy & Sonic
Currently in 2nd
"Shy Guy! Where are you!?" Sonic yells.
He finds Shy Guy at a Detour near the base of the mountain.
In a Detour, teams must choose between two tasks, each with it's pros and cons. Teams can either do Duel or School.
In Duel, you must battle Cream in a Swordplay Battle.
In School, you must teach kids how to ride a waterbike.
Here, one person from each team must pick a task and the other gets the other task.
"Umm, I'll do School. I can't swim." Sonic says.
"Fine by me." Shy Guy says.
Wario & Silver
Currently in 3rd
"I'll do Duel!" Silver says.
"What?!" Wario asks.
"You might hurt Cream." Silver says.
"No I won't!" Wario says, punching a man.
Silver stares at Wario.
Bowser & Knuckles
Currently in 4th
"Knowing you, I'm doing School." Knuckles says.
Bowser punches Knuckles again.
Hammer Bro & Vector
Currently in 5th
"I'll be doing Duel!" Hammer Bro says.
Peach & Jet
Currently in 6th
"We can't be in the middle again!" Jet says.
"If you don't mind, I'll be doing school." Peach says.
Jet rolls his eyes.
Mario & Blaze
Currently in 7th
"I shall Duel!" Blaze says.
"But-a, Blaze..."
"I MUST!" Blaze yells.
Mario sighs.
Bowser Jr. & Wave
Currently in 8th
"You're too young for ANY of these tasks!" Wave says.
"I don't care! I wanna Duel!" Bowser Jr. yells.
"Ugh! Fine." Wave says.
Toad & Tails
Currently in 9th
"I HATE being in this standing! 9th!" Toad screams.
"Come on. I'll do School." Tails says.
Daisy & Storm
Currently in 10th
Storm grabs Daisy and jumps down, too.
Yoshi & Amy
Currently in Last
"We don't have time for a Detour! Jump!" Amy commands.
DK & Shadow
Currently in 1st
DK carries Shadow, who's legs are now broken, to the bike shop.
"I would like one bike with a basket, please." DK says.
"Sure. $40." The merchant says.
DK pays and puts Shadow in the basket.
Teams must now bike to the airport and step on the World Map. Last one to arrive will be eliminated.
Daisy & Storm
Currently in 2nd
"We need a bike, FAST!" Daisy screams.
"Uh, sure. That'll be..."
Daisy takes a two-seater without paying.
"Bike, Storm! BIKE!" Daisy commands.
They bike as fast as they can.
Yoshi & Amy
Currently in 3rd
"Skip the bike shop. To the Airport! Mush!" Amy commands.
Yoshi groans.
Shy Guy & Sonic
Currently in 4th
All of a sudden, it's starts raining.
"Crap! That means the Detour is skipped!" Sonic says.
"Well, come on!" Shy Guy says, running off.
Others
"What? The Detour is skipped?" Tails asks.
"Well, let's head to the airport!" Wario says.
Everyone almost tramples each other to death trying to reach the airport.
Shy Guy & Sonic
Shy Guy runs into the airport, Sonic coming later.
"Shy Guy & Sonic, you are team number 1." Emerl says.
"Finally!" Sonic shouts.
"You get nothing. I'm broke." Emerl says.
Daisy & Storm
Daisy and Storm rides in and crashes into the wall.
"Daisy & Storm, you are team number 2." Emerl says.
"YES!" Daisy says, while Storm takes an asprin.
DK & Shadow
"We're about to make it!" DK says.
Suddenly, Frog trips them over.
"What the...?!" Shadow says.
Frog takes back the Masamune and leaves.
Yoshi & Amy
Yoshi steps on the map.
"Yoshi & Amy, you are team number 3." Emerl says.
"Perfect!" Amy says.
Wario & Silver
"Wario & Silver, you are team number 4." Emerl says.
Toad & Tails
"Yield!" Tails says.
HA! This Yield is different! You are Yielded!
"Damn!" Toad says.
Peach & Jet
"Peach & Jet, you are team number 5." Emerl says.
"Still with the middle?" Jet asks.
Mario & Blaze
"Mario & Blaze, youare team number 6." Emerl says.
"So we're the second half." Blaze says.
Bowser & Knuckles
"Bowser & Knuckles, you are team number 7." Emerl says.
"We made it!" Knuckles says.
Vector
"Umm...Where's Hammer Bro?" Emerl asks.
"He...oh, s***!" Vector says.
Bowser Jr. & Wave
"Bowser Jr and Wave, you are team number 8." Emerl says.
Toad & Tails
The yield ended.
"Toad & Tails, you are team number 9." Emerl says.
Toad couldn't stop crying.
DK & Shadow
The gunners escape the bike mess and enter.
"DK & Shadow, you are team number 10." Emerl says.
"Damn it!" Shadow says.
Hammer Bro.
Hammer Bro walks in, majorly injured from the trampling.
"Hammer Bro. You and Vector are the last ones to arrive. You are ELIMINATED." Emerl says.
"WHAT! I demand a recount!" Vector says.
"Sorry." Emerl says.
Vector takes out a gun.
"RECOUNT! NOW!" Vector yells.
The cops appear and taze Vector. He is then arrested.
Interview
"Well, this leg was no fun. The rain ruined the whole thing!" Hammer Bro says.
Vector is in prison.
HQ
"Umm, Boshi? Since this leg was stupid, we should make the next one tough and long." Emerl says.
"You mean...?"
"Yep!" Emerl says, slyly.
Finish Times
Shy Guy & Sonic - 11:50 pm
Daisy & Storm - 11:51 pm
Yoshi & Amy - 11:52 pm
Wario & Silver - 11:54 pm
Peach & Jet - 11:55 pm
Mario & Blaze - 11:57 pm
Bowser & Knuckles - 11:58 pm
Bowser Jr. & Wave - 11:59 pm
Toad & Tails - 12:00 am
DK & Shadow - 12:02 am
Hammer Bro & Vector - 12:03 am - ELIMINATED