In the not-too-distant past -
Last Sunday A.D. -
There was a guy named Yuri,
Way too different from you or me.
He fought to save world many times,
Alongside with his girlfriend Alice.
He did a good job fixing up the place,
But his enemies didn't like him
So they shot him into space.
Gilbert: We'll send him cheesy fanfiction,
Nicolai: The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his sanity (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Yuri can't control
Where the stories begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To mess with Nicolai.
Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)
Shania! (I'm not a stripper!)
Alice! (My dad picked my dress out.)
Johnny! (How can we escape?)
Yuuuri! (I'm the guy.)
If you're wondering how they eat and breathe
and other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a story,
I should really just relax (Really)
For Mystery Science Theater 1000!"
"Hey everyone, and welcome to the Hunk of Junk." Yuri announced, wearing a tuxedo he got offscreen. "Today, we realized something. We have no rhythm, and therefore, have no romance in our lives." Johnny suddenly appeared, also wearing a tuxedo.
"Yep!" He said. "So, we convinced the ladies to dress up real nice, found some nice music…" Yuri put the needle on the record, and the soft music filled the air. "…a party buffet…" Johnny waved his hand, showing a table filled with food and punch. "…some décor…" Both guys pointed up, showing the colorful paper decorations. "…and the with the discoball…!" Johnny, wincing a little, placed the ball on the counter in front of them. "…we're going to celebrate our 10th day. So…Yuri?"
Yuri sighed. "I wish I could, but remember? No powers. I can't fly."
"Yeah, I know that." Johnny said. "I want you to climb the rickety ladder and attach this ball on that rusty hook." Johnny lifted the disco ball, and dropped it in Yuri's unwilling hands. Yuri, not the guy who was willing to do anything (Even for friends), so he carefully dropped it on the counter. "What's wrong?" Asked Johnny.
"No! I did all of this!" Yuri pointed to the objects mentioned in the second paragraph. "All you did was change into your suit!"
"Mind you, it was my idea in the first place, so that makes me the planner!" Johnny shot back.
"You sat around, drinking something! You shouldn't be drinking in the first place! The theme song says so!"
"Oh, you big baby! A grown man can't do one thing! Just to hang something off a hook! Come on!...and besides, if you're going to talk about the theme song being the only continuity in this thing, then why is there a table filled with food?"
"You're whining. Please be quiet."
"You wuss…oh, hey gals."
Both Alice and Shania had walked in, as Johnny just announced. Alice has chosen a sparkling red spaghetti dress (Which was longer than her regular clothes.), and Shania wore a strapless blue dress. (Which covered more skin her regular clothes.) Both were trying to figure out the situation.
"Uh…I hate to ask…" Asked Alice.
"Yuri agreed to hang the disco ball, but he's backing out!" Johnny got to talk first.
"But…!" Yuri didn't have to time to defend himself, as Shania, with little effort, put the disco ball into Yuri's hands, and Alice pushed the rickety ladder at Yuri. He sighed, and climbed up, grunting every step.
"Oh hey. Jeeves and Wooster are calling." Johnny said, as the screen descended.
"A party, eh?" Gilbert said. "I would like to come and crash, but the station just isn't for me." Nicolai flipped a page in his book.
"I wouldn't invite you even if you paid for the party." Johnny retorted.
"I'm not too sure where you got the food, the décor, the table, the clothes…speaking of which…" He smiled. Screams ensued. "Alice. Shania. You're looking lovely today. And wearing more clothes."
"Auhhh…" Alice groaned and fainted, falling into Shania's arms. Shania looked a little green.
"Gilbert!" Yuri dropped down from the ladder, landing on his feet. "Look what you did with my girlfriend!" And, in a lower tone of voice, "I got the disco ball up."
"I don't care, I'm evil, remember?" Gilbert sounded, and looked annoyed. "Look, Nicolai is finishing up whatever he has been doing, so…" Gilbert clapped his hands together. "…you're 10th story. A treat by Ron Presley, the author of Punisher in Hyrule. And believe me, this one is far worse."
"How? We went through Forest Passion and Legolas by Laura. How bad can this one be?" Yuri stupidly asked.
"…Seinfeld…" Gilbert smiled.
"AAAHHHH!" Everyone screamed very loud. You can hear it if you put your ear on the screen. No? Eh.
"Get into the theater!" Gilbert yelled. "It's 'Link on Seinfeld' time!"
Silence.
"Nicolai!" Yelled Gilbert. "Send…the…story!"
Nicolai looked up, and, for once, jumped. "Hey. I thought I locked you up!"
"I escaped. Now, send the story!" Gilbert pushed Nicolai up, and knocked him into the button.
*WHEEP* *WHEEP* *WHEEP* *WHEEP* *WHEEP* *WHEEP*
"STORY SIGN!" Yelled our party-dressed heroes as they ran into the theater.
Link on Seinfeld
Yuri: Nothing to see here people, move along.
by Jared Presley
Alice: The forgotten Presley brother.
Int./Seinfeld's apartment/day
Johnny: The intelligence department needs to be sacked. I don't know where the enemy is!
Jerry wakes up in bed!
Shania: It's an action! It needs an exclamation point!
He gets Coffee, and he looks at bed!
Yuri: And realizes that he had been living a lie.
Jerry: AHHHHHHH! Get out of my bed!
Alice (Jerry): LEAVE SHEETS!
Link: What? This isn't Apartment B-5?
Johnny (Link): You aren't Dave then?
Jerry No Michael Jackson!
Shania: Hey, just like the humor of the actual show!
Alice: Actually, given the grammar, I think it's a advert.
Johnny: For what? A concert?
Alice: Jerry No Michael Jackson! Coming in October.
That's next door, how long have you been here?
Yuri (Link): Well, I didn't see you playing with your dolls.
Link: Since Midnight.
Alice (Link): Remember? Club Scum? The MC with the green hair, wore a janitor's suit?
Jerry: Great! I've been sleeping with a man!
Johnny: Uh-oh. It's turning into a slash fic.
Link: Could you get my clothes on the chair?
Shania: Naked chairs are against the law now.
Jerry: What? Hey, you're nude!
Yuri: I guess blindness is a side effect of idiocy.
Now I've slept with a nude man!
Alice: This better not be a running gag.
He looks down.
Johnny (Jerry): Hey! A penny!
Jerry: And you're not even Jewish!
Shania: Oh! Boo!
Yuri: Bad joke! Bad joke!
Alice: Boo!
Johnny: I can hear the stock laughter booing from here.
That's a double negative.
Yuri: …No it isn't, you moronic caveman nitwit!
Kramer walks in the apartment in a disco outfit, he sees them!
Alice: Solid Snake! 20 years later.
Kramer: I didn't see nothing if you didn't see nothing!
Johnny: Now that's a double negative…I guess.
Int./post Office/day
Shania: What hilarious hijinks will happen here?
George is there trying to get a package!
Shania: …I stand corrected, I apologize.
Johnny: I bet the package is a yellow hat.
George: Hey, come on, I was supposed to get this when Nixon was still in office!
Yuri: Ah, the tapes! Took long enough.
I Bet its Newman's fault.
Alice: Who is he?
Yuri: A Seinfeld character, honey. That's all you need to know.
Postmaster: He's off today.
Johnny: That lucky bastard!
George: Impossible, if that were true then the package would have been here!
Shania: You're annoying.
Plus there Would have been no sun coming through.
Yuri: …looks like some real bad crack is going around.
Shania: You're dumb.
Some of the post officers look at him.
Alice: In the future, post office workers will be named post officers, and will be armed with AK-47s!
George: You guys make more money than me for answering love
emails! (Laughs)
Johnny: He's the only one who is.
Shania: You're not funny.
Too bad Newman couldn't be a pimp like me.
Shania: Can we have some humor? Please?
Postmaster: You actually hit on my sister once, and she turned you're a** down.
Yuri: Burn…wha?
Johnny: Can someone please teach these poor people proper grammar?
Yuri: And some good insults.
George: No, that must have been Newman.
Alice: Aw. He has a crush on him.
More people stair at him!
Johnny: What, they climbed up him!
George: You do a good impression of Mona Lisa! You haven't moved in the last
hour!
Shania: He's asleep, you moron!
Postmaster: You do a good impression of Ben Stiller, humorless.
Yuri: Well, in the Focker film series anyway.
Shania: They live in a world without humor!
A policeman walks up!
Alice: Yes! That needed a exclamation point!
Shania: Please, sir. Arrest this man for public disturbance!
Policeman: I'm afraid you have to go now!
Everyone: Please.
George: Hey, get off of me! I already used the restroom.
Johnny: HUMOR! DO…YOU…SPEAK…IT? GOD!
Shania: You're lame.
BTW, that coat costs more than your life!
Shania: As well as your life, George.
Policeman: Then I guess my life's still more valuable as yours!
Yuri: No! Don't! It's not worth it! Don't die with this idiot!
Int./Jerry's Apartment/day
Alice: Here's a good question. Which one of these scenes are the lesser of two evils?
Yuri: Damn!
Elaine is there.
Johnny: Oh goody! More people to hate!
Elaine: How's your new neighbor?
Jerry: He's psycho!
Shania: Of course he is. Everyone is!
Yuri: I LIKE FRUIT.
Alice: PUPPPET SHOW GOES WWHHHEEEE!
Johnny: THE WINNER IS ME!
Shania: ALL THE BASE IS MINE, MINE, MINE!
I hate him.
Yuri: WE ALL DO.
I want to beat his brains in with a teaspoon.
Alice: Preferably one of gigantic proportions?
Johnny: And made out of titanium?
Alice: And also molten lava?
The Idiot! He thinks he's some, "Hero of Time!"
Johnny (Jerry): But he plays a mean ocarina!
They laugh!
Shania: At the image of kittens drowning.
Elaine: Anything else?
Shania: And at the results of the O.J. trial.
Jerry: He wears all Green! How gay is that?
Yuri: I see Jerry still thinks that pink is manly.
I mean, he has posters of Gandalf and Elton John all over his room.
Alice: So he's a fan, so what? You're Seinfeld!
The qu****.
Johnny: The what now? It can't be queer, that's five letters!
Yuri: Quaker?
Alice: Quiver?
Johnny: Quiche?
Shania: Quartz?
It's like he's the Riddler, but as ugly as the Penguin!
Shania: What you're seeing is the cancelled pilot for a Batman comedy.
They laugh!
Yuri: They remember the time they made a joke, and people laughed.
Elaine: Is that it?
Alice (Jerry): That, and he isn't house-trained!
Jerry: No, he says he fought this, "Ganon"dude!
Johnny (Jerry): And something about using a fishing rod.
Whoever that is, sounds like a type of detergent!
Shania: So, he knows that Ganon is a person, but thinks it's a item?
Johnny: Honey, this is a Seinfeld fanfic.
Shania: Don't call me honey.
He also had this Blue instrument? He plays the worst songs!
Yuri (Jerry): His Scarecrow's Song is the same note, eight times!
I mean, what kind of guy plays music from N Sync?
Alice: Oh, I see. This is a bash fic!
Yuri: Yeah, I want to ash my brains out after hearing this!
He should wear a rainbow tunic.
Johnny: But he only likes green, red and blue! I guess we will have go with the tie-dye shirt.
Also his horse, Epona, took a dump in my parking space! That was it
with me!
Shania: Why don't you and George just live in that dump?
They laugh!
Yuri: I wish I was easily amused.
George walks in!
Alice: Oh good, we needed more torment!
George: Jerry! You wouldn't believe it!
Johnny (George): I read Link On Seinfeld! It was horrible!
Jerry: What? The gas prices gone down?
Shania: WOAH! A GOOD JOKE? TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!
George: No, besides how I wonder why people think your funny,
Yuri: What the hell? Did someone with talent started to write this?
Johnny: Hopefully killing the first writer?
I learned they refused to give me a package!
Alice: Sir, you have to PAYto get your package!
Jerry: That's because you used UPS!
Johnny: And…back to the dumb!
Yuri: It wasn't going to last long.
George: Well, I need 2 people to get it in the night! To sneak in and get it!
Shania (George): I just want to commit a felony, dammit! If you can't do that, here…have a gun!
Jerry: Why 2 people?
Yuri: To tango?
Shania: Nah, that's the highest he can count.
George: In case 1 gets blown up!
Alice: Yikes, the post office uses land mines!
Shania: Well, George is involved. That's the best excuse ever.
Jerry: Oh, so ,who are you planning to get? Us?
Johnny: Yes! Go and die! Explode in a thousand pieces!
George: No! Someone useless, like 2 Dumb and Crazy people!
Shania: You idiot! You just answered 'no', but you also answered 'yes'!
Alice: Why just two? All of you, go and die!
Kramer walks in.
Alice: That includes him!
They look at him.
Yuri: You forgot down! They look down at him!
Kramer: What? Did I cut the cheese?
Alice: Great, the story is starting to smell!
.
Johnny: PERIOD!
Jerry: I think that was Newman!
Shania: Oh great! Now he's on that stupid wagon!
Johnny: It doesn't matter. All the characters are the same! They just have different names!
Newman walks out of bathroom!
Yuri: OH, WHAT THE HELL? How long was he there?
Shania: Long enough.
Jerry: Newman.
Alice (Jerry): My love.
Newman: Sorry, I haven't had a #2 in 3 days!
Johnny: OH, GOD DAMMIT! IS THIS HELL?
Yuri: I'm going to go ahead and say…YES.
Kramer holds his nose!
Shania: So far, Kramer is the only guy with brains.
Johnny: Actually, that's his review of this story!
Kramer: We can tell!
Yuri: The story is getting stale!
Newman: Thanks, my toilet got broken!
Alice: Not even basic toilet humor can save this story.
Elaine: How? Broken Pipe?
Newman: No! Diarrhea!
Johnny: …why, thank you. Thank you for physically and mentally hurting me. Can you die now?
Yuri: I can see why no one likes him.
Jerry: The poop joke never dies.
Shania: You're right! It's a zombie!
Newman leaves!
Yuri: YAY!
Alice: HURRAH!
Johnny: WOOT!
Shania: That sentence earned the exclamation point! WOO-HOO!
Kramer: That is one dude with a digestive problem!
Alice: To say the least!
Jerry: Who else should we get?
Johnny: What are you talking about? All of you go!
George: Adam Sandler?
Shania: …if it ends this…
Jerry: No, someone more annoying.
Yuri: Okay, back to you guys. Better draw straws.
They look next door!
Alice: And see a mirror. They all scream.
Jerry: Link!
Johnny (Jerry): Here, boy!
Link comes in room.
Shania: Eww!
Johnny: And that was unintentional!
Kramer: Hey! Weren't you in bed with Jerry?
Yuri: Oh good, we're going back to that.
Johnny: Wait, I thought you didn't see anything?
They look at Jerry!
Alice: The author keeps forgetting to add 'down'.
Jerry: Ha! Since you told, now I'm telling everyone that you wear Disco clothes!
Johnny: Big deal. Yuri has a doll of Alice under his pillow, and vice versa for Alice.
Alice: JOHNNY!
Yuri: So? I did a DNA test of the saliva found on the Shania poster? It's your spit!
Shania: JOHNNY!
Kramer: That's how I always dress! I'm the hip master.
Shania: It's the position in the Key Club that no one runs for, therefore, he wins.
George: Kramer, never say that again or I'll beat the living sh** out of you.
Yuri: Coming from you. A Level One Magikarp could take you with a flipper behind it's back!
Link: What's the problem?
Alice: Well, we're stuck in space, we read/watch horrible stories, the coffee machine is out…oh, we got a lot of problems.
George: You and Kramer have to sneak in the post office to get my package back!
Johnny (George): Are you bad enough dudes?
Link: Sure, but I'm not cheap!
Shania (Link): I'm a steal! See? I made a funny!
George: I'm not paying you a dime, Jesse James! It's my secret package!
Yuri: I bet its just string.
At least I have a 'package'.
Alice (George): It weighs three pounds.
Link: How about I know what it is after were done?
George: Sure, ok!
Johnny: So he won't pay money to get his secret package, but will let people see the package.
Alice: In a world of idiots!
Elaine: Jerry, Explain Link being in bed...
Shania: No. Do not. Desist.
Jerry: He snuck in! I don't know how!
Yuri: Well, he is Link, the master of friendly breaking and entering.
Link: I got the apartments mixed up!
Alice (Link): Jerry switched the door numbers!
Kramer(Thinking):
Johnny: His head then exploded.
Yep, he's a crack user! Damn!
Shania (Kramer): I wish I had his crack!
He's beginning to sound more like me.
Yuri: Everyone is high.
Int./Post Office/night
Alice: The author couldn't afford the postage.
Link is outside hiding, so is Kramer in a kokiri tunic!
Johnny: Well…it's something you don't see everyday.
Kramer: This reminds me of when I was in Nam!
Shania: It reminds me of when I was born.
Link: You were in the war?
Yuri: For all of ten seconds.
Link bursts out lighting!
Alice: I wish I could laugh. All the humor in my life is gone.
Kramer: I was lieutenant Kramer!
Link bursts out laughing even more!
Johnny: At least Link is enjoying this.
Link: Maybe that's why you lost the war! (Laughs)
Shania: What're you talking about? He made a good meat shield! We lost because the enemy started to ignore him.
Kramer: The war ended? I thought they just stopped publicizing it!
Yuri: Yikes! That gives a scary thought! Kramer has been killing Asian people, thinking that he was in a war!
Shania: That's a confession if I ever heard it. Book him, Johnny boy.
They sneak in window and take the package!
Alice: It sounded easy, but they went through several death-traps, swarms of postal officers, a Beholder, and crack a high-security safe under a minute.
Yuri: This happened off screen, fearing that the viewers would die from shock.
Kramer: Ok, Ok let's go!
Johnny: And…insert toilet humor gag here.
They are about to leave but Kramer stops!
Kramer: Excuse me, I need to use the restroom!
Shania: Right on cue!
An hour later, Kramer is still in there, he comes out with Newspaper!
Yuri: Looks like Newman is spreading a disease.
Johnny: He is the disease.
Kramer: Just looking at the sport highlights!
Alice: Dallas Cowboys vs New York Yankees! A fight you all dreamed of.
Link: C'mon!
Johnny (Link): Mystery Science Theater is on!
They go out, but Kramer accidentally breaks window!
Shania: How did they get in the first place?
Johnny: Link.
The Alarm goes off!
Yuri: AHWOOGHA! AHWOOGHA!
Link: Noooooo!
Alice: Darth Link.
Help.
Johnny (Link): I'm weak.
They run out of the area!
Shania: Y-you know what? This scene could be better if we imagine it like the escape scene from the Death Star!
Johnny: Honey, honey. Calm down. We're near the end.
Dogs chase them!
Yuri: Because Jerry put dog treats in Link's pocket.
Johnny (Link): I knew rolling in steaks to hide my odor was a bad idea!
Link: What are you doing? You can't outrun a dog!
Kramer: Don't need to, just need to outrun you!
Alice: The closest thing to logic in this.
The dogs attack Link, Kramer escapes!
Johnny: He had a escape rope handy.
Link: Don't grab that, No!
Shania: Argh! A ball joke!
Int./Jerry's Apartment/morning
Yuri: We're starting over…
George: Do you have it? The package!
Alice: Filled with hopes and dreams?
Link: Yes!
George: Whoa ,what happened to you? Looks like you got in a fight with a
lawnmower and lost!
Johnny: Then he would be dead. Good.
Link: Nothing happened!
Shania (Link): That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Except I lost my spleen and bladder.
Yuri: But he still has one heart left!
You owe me dip*****.
Alice (Link): For payment, give me your spleen and bladder! Come on, take them out and hand them over.
Jerry: So I guess everything's back to normal!
Johnny: Save for the package, the guy in green, the police are after you for breaking and entering into the postal office to steal something, and you're all still idiots.
Everyone looks around!
Shania: And realize they ALL have been living a lie.
Kramer: Was anything ever normal? Guess not!
Yuri: No…normal is when I beat YOUR BRAINS OUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT…GOD!
Link: Did everyone just ignore me?
Alice: If only everyone else had a mute button.
George: Well, it's time to go for me Jerry….
Johnny: YAY!
Shania: GOOD RIDDANCE!
Yuri: ONE DOWN!
Alice: GO AND DIE!
Link: Yes, but you promised a peek first!
Shania: Link, there's a gay bar up the street…
Alice: SHANIA!
George: Oh, ok! It's not your playgirls though!
Yuri: So, the joke here is that Link is gay?
Link peeks in, it blows up, and Link flies out of Window into the Garbage
Truck!
Alice: Why didn't the bomb take everyone else with him!
Yuri: I bet you there's a black tree trimmer who saw that and says, 'Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.'
They all start laughing!
Johnny (Jerry): We killed a man with a bomb! We're terrorists!
George: Oh, that probably hurt him.
Shania: Sarcasm. It doesn't work here.
George gets grenade out, and throws it in the truck, it blows up.
Yuri: No! Not the garbage truck! He was the only thing enjoyable in this!
George: Newman, crunch the trash.
Alice: Newman runs into Jerry's apartment, whips out a hammer, and later is given medal by the city.
Newman is in truck.
Johnny: The ghost truck, you mean.
Alice: Normally, this sentence would be stupid, but the audience watching this needs this kind of details.
Newman: Yes sir.
He crunches the trash, and link up.
Shania: They killed his lower-case brother!
Johnny: So Link died twice, and link once. Keep record folks.
George: Nope, we won't have to worry about him coming around again.
Yuri (George): Because we killed him, hurr hurr.
Jerry: That was a good plan George!
Alice: …no. No it wasn't. Nightwalker as the Pope was a smarter plan than this!
George: Yeah, getting the annoying person, Link, to get out of hear!
Johnny: If you didn't want to hear him, then put some music on, you idiotic ass-wipes!
The plan was Genius!
Shania: I'm going to have to agree. It was asinine, it just had to work!
Elaine: It was lucky you got the Post Office to make that fake argument with
you incase Link looked at the camera files!
Yuri: You know, this whole plan would had fallen apart if Link opened the package anywhere else…no, the plan would have worked better if Link opened the package anywhere else!
They all are laughing but Kramer!
Alice: For he realized that he was going to hell.
Kramer: Why didn't you guys tell me this plan?
Johnny: Because you would have blown it?
George: Cause you would've blown it!
Johnny: Called it.
Shania: Because it would have ended up like the Laugh Factory did?
Kramer takes out Jerry's Camcorder!"
Shania: He held it over his head in a over-dramatic fashion.
Kramer: I was taping the moment Link opening the package!
Yuri: And that's he got.
Jerry: The tape will last forever in memories!
Alice: This story will forever in nightmares!
They all are laughing!
Johnny: That's the only thing they can do right!
Kramer: Do you think I should put it on the net?
Shania: It will only get 15 views before Youtube pulls it off.
They all start laughing!
Yuri: They haven't stopped!
Kramer: I went in his room, there were 4 Cruise tickets for, "Link, Zelda, Malon, and Saria!"
Alice: Summer break!
Yuri: We know that Link is a pimp already!
Johnny: He forgot Nabooru. And Ruto.
Jerry: Great! There ours now! Where are they to?
Kramer: These are good, Florida to Panama!
Johnny: But seeing of course that they live in New York, the tickets are useless.
George: Nice work Kramer, we all leave for the cruise in the morning!
Shania: Forest of Passion, starring Jerry as Link, Elaine as Zelda, Kramer as Malon, and Newman as Saria.
Alice: But Zelda wasn't in that.
Shania: She will be in the Seinfeld edition.
Elaine: Link's going to be mad! Oh wait, we took care of that white trash.
Yuri: No, you didn't. You missed four!
They all start laughing!
Alice: And it lasted for years and years. And then…
Yuri: Stop!
The End?
Johnny: YES! IT'S OVER! THEY ALL WENT TO THE CRUISE AND DROWNED IN THE KIDDIE POOL!
Shania: That's was great! Now, if you excuse me, I need a lobotomy.
"So…?" Asked Nicolai.
"They're partying. Apparently, they gained what that the crew of the original had." Gilbert announced. "These notes I got from buying out Gizmonic hasn't been helping out a lot."
"They failed also." Nicolai pointed out.
"But I thought this would work!" Gilbert started to shout. "These stories come from the internet! The cesspool that connects the entire world! I showed seven stories. Two, A little problem and Legolas by Laura were Mary-Sue stories. Three, the Calvin & Hobbes story, the Punisher in Hyrule, and today were written by an insane person. Grand Papillion was boring, and Forest Passion broke them, all for one story!"
"And that's what I've been working on." Nicolai brought up a tape. "The Manos of the fanfiction. The worst story ever created. And…it's long as the original source material. The author actually managed to make fourty-four chapters of this." Gilbert finally realized what Nicolai was doing.
"Really?" He asked.
"Oh, yes. I give you something that no one can survive. We'll break them all right."
Gilbert laughed and turned to the screen. "Oh…experiments?"
The party was going full swing. Yuri and Alice were dancing all fancy like, Johnny and Shania were at the buffet (Not eating/drinking anything.), with Johnny trying to impress Shania.
"Experiments?"
Shania left Johnny at the buffet to take control of the microphone. She started to sing 'Fly Me To Moon.' Yuri and Alice danced even more.
"Hey!"
Nicolai moved him aside with a single push. He said, with no emotion, and using his regular in-door voice said,
"My Immortal."
The party stopped. The record even stopped.
"What?" Asked Yuri.
"You're next story…" Nicolai showed the tape. "…is My Immortal, by Tara Gillespie. It's the worst fanfic ever made. So…enjoy." Nicolai said, with his devil's smile.
Yup. I'm going there. All 44 chapters.
Next time.