Okay I'm really happy with the result that I got for this story and a special thanks to a reviewer named Riley cuz Twilight is not something she likes. That makes me know that I did a good job. Thanks you all the other people who reviewed and I hope you enjoy this next chapter. It's gonna be epic. Oh and by the way there are Twilight spoilers.

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Chapter Two: Never Walk and Read

I couldn't believe how hooked I was. I, meaning Sam Puckett: The girl, who only read when large sums of money were involved, was hooked to reading Twilight. The book wasn't as bad as I thought it was during the first chapter. I thought this Bella girl was some drawn in laid back chick with issues…and this mystery dude Edward comes out of nowhere and in less than a week from my perspective, they seem to fall in love, however I'm sure that I'm just perceiving this wrong. This whole romance had to have been over the course of a few months.

I was nearly done; the other vampire dude, James had lured Bella into a Ballet studio. My mother forced me to take up gymnastics when I was five and we lived in New York and I hated it so I guess I could relate to the way Bella felt, however I still didn't like her. I don't know why but there was just something that made me have a bad taste for her. Edward on the other hand was pretty cool; probably because its two letters away from Fredward. Ugh I sicken myself.

This sudden infatuation I had with Freddie was simply insane. He's Freddie for goodness sakes; dorky, nerdy, extremely hot Freddie. When I was younger I would have stopped myself and taken that last statement back, however now that I'm not entirely in denial I accepted the fact that Freddie was hot…even better than Mr. Malcolm on a good day.

Puberty had been kind to him. He lost the round baby face and had a perfect jaw line now. His brown eyes seemed brighter than before and I took note of the fact that in the summer they nearly looked hazel. His brown hair had grown out a bit but he still spiked it in its usual neat fashion (I had presumed that his mother would make him fix his hair so neatly). He was extremely tall reaching about 6ft 3 and I've always found height attractive in a boy.

His style had changed a bit too. The button up shirts and trouser pants just weren't gonna fly in the second year of high school. Carly and I had actually forced him to stop that; she pinned him down while I had a glob of spit hanging from my mouth over his face (Nheh heh heh). He wore baggy jeans a green button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a tan vest over that. It wasn't that big of a change but it was a step in the right direction.

"SAM!"

"Huh…" I trailed off looking in the direction of whoever called my name. It was Carly. She was giving me a strange look which I was not hesitant to return. I could hear Freddie chuckling from my other side. I usually sat in the middle at lunch.

"What is up with you? You've had your nose shoved in that book all during lunch." Carly said in a worried tone. She had every right to be. Never in my life have I been so interested in a book, especially one as thick as this one. "You haven't touched your ham sandwich." She added gesturing to my untouched lunch. I glanced at the food and snatched up the sandwich before biting off a large chunk.

"There; happy?" I said with a mouth full of sandwich. She gave me a look of disgust before laughing and nodding. She understood how I was; we were best friends after all.

"You're such a lady Sammy. I'm sure that talking with your mouth full is perfect etiquette." Freddie said as he lifted a bottle of Blix to his lips. He swirled the bottle like a diplomat swirling his wine and stuck his pinky finger in the air before taking a dainty sip. I rolled my eyes at him.

"Oh yeah I could definitely learn a thing or two from the dork who waves his pinky in the air." I said before swallowing. He narrowed his eyes at me and I smiled sarcastically at him.

"Love you too." He said sarcastically while curling up his lip at me, making a rude face. I narrowed my eyes at him in a glare.

"Bite me." I shot back before throwing a piece of chocolate chip cookie at him. He ducked and smirked at me when the cookie missed. I dismissed the look as a small smile crept its way onto my lips.

"Gladly." He said with a smirk while leaning in towards my neck. I pushed his head away and shook my head at his attempt to bite me. Who did he think he was? Edward?

"You guys flirt way too much." Carly commented with a light laugh. I rolled my eyes at her and Freddie gave her a smug look, but that didn't hold back the blush that turned his cheeks a light tint of red.

"You and Shane flirt all the time." I said trying to steer the conversation away from Freddie and I and onto her and Shane. I couldn't help but smile at the memory of that period of time when Carly and I had went at it just to have that boy wrapped around our fingers.

"Shane and I are dating; we have the right to flirt!" Carly shot back. I shrugged although she did have a point. I think you are allowed to flirt with your boyfriend who you've been seeing for a solid six months. Freddie and I on the other hand are supposed to "hate" each other.

"She's the one that told me to bite her. I was just following orders." Freddie said smartly as he leaned back into his seat and crossed his arms over his chest.

"I wasn't exactly being literal Dorkward." I retorted shooting him a blank stare. He cocked his head the side; he knew I was challenging him again and the smirk on his face meant that he was taking the bait. I mentally chuckled. He loved these moments just as much as I did.

"You wanted me to bite you cuz you're kinky like that." He shot back. He was getting better at retorting and his confidence was improving, probably because he knew I only verbally abused him now; he was much stronger than me now so I didn't bother with beating him up. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Carly fake gagging over her food and I couldn't help but smile. She was the only one who knew about how I was taking a liking to Freddie and she promised not to tell so I trusted that.

"Oh yea I'm definitely one of those rough going girls." I breathed as I played with the ripping edges of my book. I would love to get back to reading but this was something I could not back down from and I didn't want to either. "You would definitely be the first guy I go to if I was willing to be a little playful." I added sarcastically. Sarcasm was my best friend.

"I know Sammy, I know." He said moving his chair more towards mine and draping his arm around my shoulders. I released a sigh of exasperation before returning to Twilight. It was the only way I could make sure I wouldn't be focusing on our close proximity.

"So iCarly is still on for tonight, right?" I heard Carly ask. I was getting into the reading so voices seemed more distant now.

"Course." Freddie answered immediately.

"Uh…yea." I said absent mindedly. James had just broken Bella's leg. I couldn't help but laugh.

"So I was thinking that we could install a trampoline in the loft and do an entire episode of iCarly on it." Carly suggested as the three of us, meaning Freddie, Carly and I walked to their apartment complex. I had to set Twilight down during classes so I didn't get to finish, but now I was able to get back to it. I was nearly done at this point.

"That sounds insane, but where are we going to get a trampoline. Sam broke hers a while back." Freddie commented as we approached a street corner. I was happy that I was about to finish this book before even getting home. This had to be a record for me.

"That's a good point. Maybe Spencer could salvage a makeshift trampoline for us." Carly said in her normal optimistic tone.

"Wouldn't that be a bit dangerous." Freddie laughed. I smiled lightly. Of course he would point out the flaws of any plan.

"What's your point?" Carly commented. We continued on walking and I felt my excitement grow as I realized I had only one last paragraph to go. This book was good but having a head start on my reading report was even better.

"SAM!!! WATCH OUT!" I could hear Freddie's voice yell out. I lifted my eyes from the last sentence to see a black Benz speeding my way as I stood in the center of the road with the book tightly clutched in my hand. The sound of screeching tires filled my ears and before I could comprehend what had happened I was on the ground and the book went flying into the air.

My entire body seemed to go numb except for the pounding ache that was in my head. I wanted to scream but found that I couldn't. My eye sight was fuzzy until eventually fading to black and I could only hear distant voices.

"Oh my God!" I didn't recognize that voice at all. It was random.

"Call an ambulance NOW!" That worried, booming voice was Carly. Her voice came at me from all directions and my head ache worsened as the voices became more distant.

"Sam! Sam can you hear me?! Sam answer me!" His voice was the clearest of them all. I wanted to smile but I didn't know if I could or not. Nothing seemed to work anymore and reality was becoming distant as I slowly began to slip away.

"Freddie…" I didn't know if I had though it or actually said it because in an instant I was gone and I wasn't sure where I went or how I was gonna get back.

I don't know if that was good or not. I hope it was because I try and I was going for epic and descriptive. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and I plan to update really soon so you don't have to wait long. Thanks for reading and do what cha gotta do and pweez review.

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