AN: I sed stup flming da stryo!
Yuri: I missed this.
if ur a prep den dnot red it!
Alice: Not that we don't have a choice.
u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage.
Johnny: Question One. Are you an prep?
if ur not den u rok.
Shania: Like a rock!
if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF!
Yuri: Okay.
Johnny: Get back here!
pz willo isn't rely a prep.
Alice: Stop introducing characters in the author's notes!
Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
Johnny (Author): Edit my story, or you will never see your poster again!
Alice: That's motivation.
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free.
Shania (Purple): Because we are the main characters, so everything goes our way.
He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual).
Yuri: That's not special around these parts.
Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts.
Alice: …we will just leave it at that.
"WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily.
Johnny (Purple): I won't sleep with you now!
"Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came.
Shania: DESPITE A CASE OF DEATH.
Johnny: Death is much more of an general annoyance here.
Hargird went away angrily.
Yuri (Hagrid): Grumble, grumble!
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.
Alice: She likes insulting and complementing in the same sentence.
Yuri: I guess it makes sense.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything.
Johnny (Purple): She's prettier than me! She must die!
She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz.
Shania: I missed this! I can't believe I actually missed this!
She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything.
Yuri: She also has a brain the size of a goldfish's eye.
She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
Alice: In short, Willow is the perfect trophy wife!
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.
"Yah." I said happily.
"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily.
Johnny: Great. Now we're getting two Mary Sues for the price of one!
Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came.
Shania (Jesus): You called, Madame?
They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2.
Yuri: Judging by their gazing.
Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it.
Alice: But he had it on upside-down.
He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson.
Johnny: Who cares? Every teen male here looks the same!
Alice: All that makeup must be slowing him down.
Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower.
Shania: Charlie Brown has more clothes then this guy.
B'loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola.
Yuri: Drink Dracola! It's the fizz that makes it swell!
Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires.
Alice: A vampire belly button?
Yuri: I'll take it over a Cullen.
They dyed in a car crash.
Johnny: Their hair was dyed red.
Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth.
Shania: That's redundant.
He was in Slitherin now.
Yuri: Everyone's in Slytherin. We're in Slytherin!
He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it.
Alice: Well, he blends in well.
We kall him Dracula now.
Johnny: Or Drek for short.
Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him.
Shania: It's the return of a classic joke!
We did pot, coke and crak.
Yuri: Meanwhile, The Reaper is tapping his foot, looking at his wristwatch.
Alice: Twirling his sickle.
Johnny: Considering to go up and get it over with.
Draco and I made out.
Alice: I guess they didn't want to stay and see the clowns.
We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps.
Johnny: The prep's turn next.
Alice (Purple): You...preps! Lololol…
We soon got there...I gapsed.
Shania (Purple): There's a blob of white!
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva!
Yuri: Back to the beginning of the story, I see.
Johnny: Second killing spree?
He locked even sexier den he did in pix.
Alice: CUT! Purple, did you read your lines?
He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes.
Johnny: Gerard is a Hogwarts student?
He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice.
Shania: The word 'ethnic' reminds me of another word, at least in this story…
Alice: Racist?
Shania: Yeah.
We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz.
Yuri: Her favorite band, and she only knows two songs?
Shania: Sounds right.
Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was...Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!
Alice: I see Purple has the power to rewind time!
Yuri: Back to the Future 4: My Immortal!
Shania: Well, at least MCR is dead.
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily.
Johnny (Vlodemort): I'm lead, you're the backup!
"Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now...I shall kill thou and Draco!"
Shania: Please.
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Yuri: Please mean a metal knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick.
Alice: Carrying a boomstick on his shoulder!
He had lung black hair and a looong black bread.
Johnny: MEDIC! THERE'S A GUY WITH HIS LUNG IN HIS HAIR!
He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back.
Shania: Great, now sky ads are no longer cool.
Alice: He just needs the money.
He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away.
Yuri (Goth Man): Hocus Pocus!
Johnny (Vlodemort): AAAAHHHH!
It was...DUMBLYDORE!
Alice: WE MISSED YOU!
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING!
Johnny: Try telling that to a pyromaniac.
if u do den ur a fuken prep!
Shania: Should we skip this?
Johnny: Nah.
fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok!
Yuri: That poster must be really important.
Johnny: Actually, the poster holds the formula to time travel.
n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter!
Alice: She treats this story like a message board. Is that good or bad?
ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!
Johnny: She lives in the Twilight Zone, don't she?
I woke up the next day in my coffin.
Shania: In her beach-house.
I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly.
Yuri: Her fat, pudgy, grey belly.
I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
Alice: Haunted by the ghost of pirate captain Howard Low.
(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth).
Johnny: You can see the old, tired stage manager holding up the 'Laugh' card.
Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away.
Shania: Dumbeldore! Stop chasing Vlodemort with those firecrackers!
We flew there on our brooms.
Yuri: Where?
Johnny: Phillips, Maine. Where else?
Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it.
Alice: The lace caused many problems while flying.
Draco had a black MCR boom.
Johnny: It was black and the letters MCR on it. That's all.
We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)
Shania: People screamed.
Alice: From what? The sex or the music?
Shania: …if you have to ask…
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall.
Yuri: Man, is it wet down there!
There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too.
Alice: Gah! Hogwarts is turning into a gothic Borg cube!
But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant.
Johnny: When you think Harry Potter, you think pink.
Yuri: That's what happens when you hire a ghost to paint.
And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
Shania: Not even Star Trek is that insane!
"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow.
Yuri (Purple): There's a fly in my soup!
B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots.
Alice: Assimilation has never been this dull.
Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets.
Johnny: The writing read, 'For 49.99…'
Alice: No more!
Vampire, Dracula and Draco came.
Shania: I guess the boys just wait around for their cue.
We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
Yuri: But not the girls! It's just icky.
Johnny: Damn.
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came.
Alice: Everything.
Shania: But not the kitchen sink. BA-DUM TISH!
He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday.
Johnny: But changed his name again.
He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.
"...DUMBLEDORE?1!" we all gasped.
Shania (Dumbledore): I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!"
Yuri (Dumbledore): I glued it on by accident. Can someone run hot water over me?
"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"
Alice: He must have hired your stereotypical gay designer.
Yuri: FABULOUS.
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer.
Johnny: It's a good thing that the original main characters aren't in Gryiffindoor any more. They might not have been cool!
Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1.
Shania: Actually, they're looking at a mirror.
"BTW you can call me Albert." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
Yuri: Ah! Tara suddenly had a case of Tourettes!
"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation.
Alice (Jesus): Unlike us. We're Super Posers!
We were holding hands.
Johnny: Actually, Jesus was crushing Purple's hand.
Vampire looked really jealous.
Shania: And barfy.
I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn't say anything.
Yuri: Man, I want to play Castlevania!
Shania: He also turned a bit green.
"I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted.
Alice: Oh, this takes place in a future where everyone got held back.
Shania: He shouldn't had those burritos…
Yuri: Okay, okay!
I was so fucking angry.
Johnny: Is this the remainder of the story? Just one long repeat of the same story threads?
Yuri: Where have you been?
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11
Shania: I'm jealous of her determination.
frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111
Yuri: For every two you delete, four more will be posted!
BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11
Alice: Well, she is a poorly-written character.
All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore.
Johnny (Jesus): Let's get on our skeleton costumes and beat him up!
We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert.
Shania: Round Four!
It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Yuri: Postponed like Duke Nukem Forever!
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes.
Alice: Sadly…to cut classes?
Shania: As the gothic main character, she needs to cut classes. Sadly, the next class was Cutting 101.
Draco was being all secretive.
Johnny (Jesus): Secret…box…
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
Shania (Author): Sensitive gay woman? Pfft…those are icky!
"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz.
Yuri: Even his pet rabbit hates him!
Johnny (Jesus): I'm angry and confused, and I don't know how to direct it!
He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik)
Alice: I wish you'll die, die, die, die…
I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing.
Johnny: Man, I bet in Skyrim she's always overencumbered.
My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)
Shania: No thanks, I'll just Google it. Nah, on second thought, I won't.
"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.
"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.
"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.
"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.
Yuri: Quick, more soap operas clichés!
Alice: My love for you is like a hundred suns!
Johnny: Can't you see what I'm telling you that I love you?
Shania: We're meant for each other!
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring.
Alice: Heard what? His Britney Spears album?
Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!).
Johnny: This whole thing is like a bad 90s music video!
I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Shania: Tourettes strike again!
Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
Yuri: The plot wanted Hargrid, and thus Hargrid came.
"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?"
Alice (Hargrid): I live here!
Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.
Johnny: Our two favorite characters, together in one scene? It's a dream!
"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?"
Shania: Black.
"U no who MCR r!" I gasped.
"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u."
Yuri: In case you forgot he was a poser!
AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.
Alice: Actually, she went to Wisconsin.
All day I wondered what the surprise was.
Johnny: It's a goldfish.
Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots.
Shania: And a pot on her head.
MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one.
Yuri: The last three concerts, you mean.
I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited.
Alice: What sort of medical condition is that?
Yuri: The stupid kind.
Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom.
Johnny: She moshed to the door…
I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again.
Shania: Nah, it's just the next country over, and they want you to turn it down!
"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Loopin!
Yuri: Where's Snap? I miss the comedic duo.
"R u gonna cum rape me or what." I yelled.
Alice: Woah! She actually wants it?
Yuri: It's in her character. Get someone to try to rape her, beat him up, and become loved by all.
I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo.
Johnny: I guess that cure didn't last long, huh?
Shania: SHE'S 17!
"No, actshelly (geddit, hell)
Shania: Great, she's using spelling errors as jokes!
Johnny: If that isn't proof that she's a troll, I don't know what would prove otherwise!
kan I plz burrow sum condemns." he growld angrily.
Yuri: You came to the right place!
Alice: YURI!
Yuri: I didn't mean it!
"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.
Alice: When you put like that, you actually mean that Loopin isn't a pedo!
"Fuker." He said, gong away.
Johnny: Good, someone getting tired of Purple and just leaving.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation.
Shania: Basically, she turned into a 1930's cartoon.
Then I went.
Yuri: To Parma, Italy.
Den I gasped...Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1
Alice: …there's nothing we can say.
Yuri: …we're lost, folks.
Shania: They were filming for 'Wizards Gone Wild'!
Alice: …oh, I have a headache…
"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me.
Johnny: I see that McGongagall has been giving lessons!
Dobby ran away crying.
Shania (Dobby): They took my ball!
Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it)
Yuri: I think the term 'shallow'…is too shallow.
but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)
Alice: In short, Griffndoor is the new Slytherin, and Slytherin is the new Griffndoor!
"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)
Johnny: Or…in a moment of brilliance…she found the spelling check!
"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lumpkin shouted angrily.
"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.
Shania (Purple): I just love two guys doing it!
"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And then...I took out my black camera and took a pic of them.
Yuri: Clean the camera first, though. Who knows how long that been up your...
Alice: YURI!
U could see that they were naked and everything.
Alice: Everything?
Shania: Well, except for the…ow!
Alice: Nice try.
"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily.
Johnny: …princess!
"What was dat al about?"
Shania: Let's recap the entire chapter!
"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked.
Yuri: You can just feel the Spoony One getting a hernia from that.
"So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run.
Alice: But tripped over air.
They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it.
Johnny: She threw her bloody flesh at them?
Yuri: Given her repeated nature of cutting herself, she's probably used to it.
Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.
Shania: No, really, he's on fire.
"WTF where'd Draco?" I asked him.
"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum." Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"
Yuri: Freudian slip? More like Freudian slapstick!
Then... he showed me his flying car.
Alice: Stolen.
I gasped. It was a black car.
Johnny: Oh gee, BLACK! Never get tired of seeing that!
Alice: She nearly missed it due to it blending in with everything else!
He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him.
Shania: Is that a joke? I mean, dog is god spelled backwards.
Johnny: Nope. There's no 'geddit?' note.
The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it.
Yuri: Hey! That's illegal!
Johnny: It's custom, Yuri.
Yuri: Not that! I mean that it's illegal because there's five other plates like that.
The one on da back said 'ENOBY' on it.
...I gasped.
Alice: At the giant snake eating the car.
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
Johnny: With Fisher Price toys.
Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik.
Shania: I guess Draco/Jesus is cutting himself in the corner.
I gapsed, looking at da band.
Yuri: Voldermort and Death Dealers again?
I almost had an orgasim.
Alice: I hope that means that her organs exploded.
Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall.
Johnny: But was quickly drowned out by his band playing.
...And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner.
Shania (Purple): Oh, yeah! I forgot Draco is my boyfriend! Oh well!
AN: fuk u ok!
Yuri: That goes out to everybody!
u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1
Alice (Tara): And i wuz two lazi to uze spelding queck!
woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1
Johnny: Go Packers!
I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!
Shania: And is banned for life.
Later we all went in the skull.
Yuri: A giant's skull, perhaps?
Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.
Alice (Jesus): WHY DID THEY CANCEL MANNIAL?
"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily.
Johnny (Jesus): People tend to die when they cut their wrists! Not everyone is you! Damn, why did I listen to you!
He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way.
Shania: Only for Voldermort to catch him and put him back in bondage!
I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.
Yuri (Purple): But then I stopped when I remembered what happened last time.
"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."
Alice: (Vampire): If you know what I mean…
"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily.
Johnny: Nice, Alice!
Alice: Called it or what?
Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.
Shania: Why does everyone act like an abused housewife? Purple endlessly hurts and insults them, and they still hang around with her!
Alice: Because Purple is the hero?
"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face.
Yuri: Once again, I want to play Castlevania!
I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
Hardman5509: Coming from one.
Alice: Author…
Hardman5509: I'm gone.
And then... we herd sum footsteps!
Alice: Fi, fo, thum…
Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke.
Johnny: It's a Coke/potion which that makes people immortal?
Yuri: Gee, I didn't know that Coke is black!
We both gut under it.
Shania: And now they're killing it? Dear god!
We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.
Yuri: Ah, he's looking for his porn mags.
"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily.
Alice (Norris): MARCO…
We saw Filth come.
Johnny: Filth is Norris' archenemies!
He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
Shania: Hehehe…what?
Alice: This isn't Britain's Funniest Home Videos!
"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.
Yuri (Norris): Besides you, ghost cat!
"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.
Alice (Tara): And then the goth fairy appeared, and gave Ebony the power to make everyone Goths!
"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris.
Johnny: Mr. Norris, did you forget your hearing aide again?
Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded.
Shania: The cat agrees.
And then...Vampir frenched me!
Yuri: Dumped her in French ranch.
He did it jus as... Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1
Alice: This would be embarrassing…but they're wearing clothes.
"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him.
Johnny: Suddenly, I pine for the Wild Wild World of Batwoman.
And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.
Shania: He's okay.
"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"
Yuri: Yeah.
"I guess though." Draco weeped.
Alice: See?
We went back to our coffins frenching each other.
Johnny: Tripping over bats and rats along the way.
Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together.
Shania: Not at all.
As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now.
Yuri: Someone's burning a effigy of her.
There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1
Alice: And we leave at the same time!
Johnny: It's good to be back.
Shania: We'll see about next week, though.
Johnny sat down at a large computer and started to type something fast.
"You actually typing something, or are you using the Hollywood Input?" Yuri asked, holding a soft drink he grabbed from some chubby kid down the street.
Shut it.
"I'm trying to contact Nick and Glick." Some noises, like 'plip' and 'blip', came out from the computer as Johnny talked. "Last week story has me worried that if they don't return by the end of this story, we may have to deal with more stuff like…well, you know." A long 'whirring' sound emitted from the computer, and continued for about fifteen seconds, while a long roll of paper came out from the printer. "What the hell…"
BOOM
"YURI! JOHNNY!" Alice and Shania ran in, coughing from the black smoke covering the room. When the smoke cleared, Yuri and Johnny were lying on the floor, entirely covered in black soot. "Oh, okay. You're fine." Shania left, while Alice ran over to help the boys up. "Are you?"
"Yeah!" Johnny said, coughing. "If you don't count that my blood can't be used for transfusion!"
"Give me week and my spine will be ready for s…" Yuri said, before he noticed the paper that was coming out from the computer before it exploded. "Hey! Check this out! Johnny got the schedule!"
"Really?" Johnny grabbed the paper. "Yes! It is! Look, on May 5, 2010, we did 'A little problem'! And on December 2, 2011, we did 'A Haunting Past'! And today, January 3, 2012, we did the next part of My Immortal! It matches!"
"Check next week!" Shouted Shania from the another room.
"All right…" Johnny looked down. "It's not My Immortal…and no post date…hold on. There's a ink stain on it." Johnny started to rub the stain with his cuff of his jacket. "I guess Gilbert installed a fail-safe to prevent us from getting the schedule…"
"Rub harder!" Yuri shouted.
Johnny finally rubbed the stain until the name of the next story was clear enough to read. "It's…'Harry Potter turns to the lord.'"
Space is silent.
Unless you count the entire Hunk of Junk's crew hollering for their dear lives.
Sorry for the delay. This part was supposed to be last time, but my computer had restarted, and I lost my progress. Thus 'A Haunting Past.' I'm going to do one part of My Immortal, then a one-shot. I'm also going to cut down the number of chapters I put into one part. I'm going to move faster this year.