"Hey Jenna, sorry we're late," Toby apologised, kissing Jenna on the cheek. "SOMEONE wanted to check out every clothes store we passed on the way. Including Victoria's Secret. I won't say who." Kryhs blushed and whacked Toby on the arm.
"Yeah I'm sorry for stealing your boyfriend but we are back for you now," she smiled to Jenna. Jenna rolled her eyes.
"Right. Well they've saved us a table, lets go," she muttered sourly, walking to the table near the back of the restaurant. Kryhs stood where she was, making faces behind Jenna's back. Toby spluttered in laughter. Jenna turned around angrily. Toby smothered his laughing with a cough and pushed Kryhs forward gently, as an inclination to start walking. Kryhs and Toby got over and Toby sat next to Jenna whilst Kryhs sat opposite them.
"So, Jenna," she began. "What do you like doing with your life?"
"I'm gonna be a cosmetic surgeon," Jenna told her. "Nothing would make me happier than changing people's faces for the better. God knows some people need it." Kryhs gave Toby a look that said 'are you serious?!' Toby shrugged and diverted his attention to the menu.
"Okay...so..um..."
"So Toby what are you ordering?" Jenna interrupted her, clearly bored of the conversation.
"Um I was just gonna get a pepperoni pizza," Toby muttered.
"So am I," Kryhs agreed.
"266 calories, straight down," Jenna yawned.
"Oh dear Jesus," Kryhs groaned, sick of her behaviour already.
"SO ANYWAY," Toby interrupted them.
"So Toby, guess what, the White Grass Beauty School accepted me!" Jenna said excitedly, cuddling up to Toby.
"Oh? That's great, how do you know, what did they say?" Toby asked, looking slightly uncomfortable under Jenna's sudden embrace.
"They said I had a one in a hundredth chance of getting a place," Jenna told him, clapping her hands in glee.
"And how many places are there on offer?" Toby frowned.
"Well. None, they're fully booked, but doesn't one in a hundredth mean that I have a place, right?"
"Not if there's no places on offer," Kryhs rolled her eyes. "That means you DON'T have a place."
"What?!" Jenna exclaimed.
"Jenna, to be a cosmetic surgeon, you have to have an IQ higher than 0.5, which sadly you don't acquire," Kryhs told her.
"Haha, hilarious," Jenna said dryly, rolling her eyes.
"Hilarious? That's a BIG word, a whole nine letters! Well DONE Jen Jen!" Kryhs cooed. Toby was struggling to keep a straight face, so thank God that the waiter turned up. He had a mass of curly hair, he was tall and had beautiful green eyes. He was like an even better looking Harry Styles. If that was even possible.
"Hey. Can I take your order?" he asked. He was British too. Jenna was a flirt and immediately started twirling her blonde hair in between her fingers. She may have been a flirt but Kryhs was able to be an even bigger one.
"You can take my number," Jenna smiled sweetly, licking her lips. Toby didn't look fazed, he was used to this. The waiter grinned.
"Wouldn't your boyfriend be a little upset?" he teased.
"Oh no, have her," Toby rolled his eyes.
"Could we have two pepperoni pizza's and your low fat salad please?" Jenna asked. Kryhs saw Toby getting pretty irritated.
"Do you work out?" Kryhs asked, leaning forward on her table slightly so that clearly her chest could be seen.
"Um...sure," the waiter smirked, turning to Kryhs and his eyes lighting up.
"I can tell," Kryhs smiled, playing with her hair and biting on her bottom lip.
"You're actually really cute..." the waiter began.
"Um, I'm working to be a beautician," Jenna interrupted, leaning her whole top half of her body across the table. Kryhs glanced at Toby who was face palming himself.
"Yeah and three Sprite's thanks bye now!" Toby dismissed him. The waiter who looked really pleased with himself smiled and backed away. "WOW, guys, what was that a 'lets see who can get into Mary Poppin's pants day?"
"Is Mary Poppins the only British person you could think of? And anyway, I'm single, i can flirt with whoever I want, I'm not in a relationship like SOME. Toby, don't be jealous, you are much better looking," Kryhs grinned, making Toby smile back.
"Debateable," Jennie yawned, going back to her phone. "I need to use the little girls room." Jenna got up and left and Kryhs stared at her in shock.
"Are you freaking kidding me? Toby, did you not just hear what she said?" she hissed.
"Yeah," Toby stretched. "Happens every single day."
"Are you okay with this? Toby I hate her," Kryhs told him firmly. Toby winced.
"Kryhs," he said in a baby voice. "Hate is a vewy stwong word." Kryhs laughed.
"Whilst she's gone, can we go back to my vlog? My viewers love you so much," she said.
"Nope, MY TURN," Toby stuck his tongue out, taking out his iPhone. "Ready?"
"Yeah," Kryhs beamed.
"Anddd...go...Audience?! Wh-what are you doing staring at Kryhs in a pizza place that I won't name cos I don't want to SPONSOR! INTRODARKNESSTHENREDNESSTHENWHITENESS so today I am here with Kryhs and Jenna, about to eat pizza apart from Jenna who's having salad. Say hi Kryhs!" Kryhs waved and blew a kiss. "How hot was that, how freaking hot was that? Hothothothothothottt." Toby began singing. "I'm here with Kryhs, eating food, I'm here with Kryhs...doing the...dude...that didn't rhyme." Kryhs laughed.
"You're so weird," she giggled. She glanced across the restaurant to see if their food was ready and saw Jenna chatting with the waiter again. "Toby, Jenna's chatting with Mary Poppins again," Kryhs yawned, getting bored of her behaviour.
"I honestly do not care. That's right audience, I do not care any more," Toby told the camera honestly. Kryhs giggled and gave Toby a high five. Once Toby finished the video he posted it and comments flew in. The top comment already which had 100+ likes said
'It's the end of Toby&Jenna as we know it! YES. FINALLY. BRING ON TOBY AND KRYHS!'
