Remember, Purple is Ebony, (Due to a incident involving purple paint spray.) Mud is Vampire, (It was in use, as Ebony was using it before the incident.) and Jesus is Draco (Due to him coming back without cause.)
"Huh?" Said Yuri.
"The door…" Johnny started to say, his voice full with dread. "…the door…won't open."
"Move, shorty." Yuri shoved him out of the way. "Let me show you…"
"The doors have no handles and are automatic." Shania said in a completely bored tone. "What are you going to? Kick the iron door with your foot? Pry the magnetic locked door apart? Pull out some dynamite out of nowhere and blow it down?"
"That's absurd." Yuri pouted. "Besides, dynamite is so last century. C4 is the way to go." As he spoke the last sentence, he started to set up a block of C4. The other three in the theater room slowly walked away from the door, as Yuri entered the code and set the timer to ten seconds. Thankfully, the theater room had plenty of chairs for the four to hide behind.
10…
Yuri turned around.
9…
Yuri started to move.
8…
Yuri started to pick up speed.
7…
Yuri jumped forward.
6…
Yuri went into a dive.
5…
Yuri landed next to Johnny.
4…
"WILL YOU STOP THAT!" Shania shouted to the writer.
Okay.
0!
KA…
"Ka?" Yuri said. "What happened to my explosion?"
Everyone got up to see that the C4 had vanished. The door still remained closed, and with no sign of the explosive on it.
"We're stuck here…aren't we?" Asked Johnny.
"Yep." Shania said, getting back to her seat. "For either another part of the award-winning story or some random crap."
"Damn." Yuri said. "I wanted to blow up something."
"I can arrange for something for you." Alice comforted her.
AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1
Yuri: It's not just the preps that are flaming…
if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep!
Alice: What if they're Catholic?
Shania: Woah! Hey! How come you…
Alice: Just this once.
U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11
Johnny: Nice to know that people also caught on.
Alice: Well, according to her, Goths and preps are different races…so…
A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree.
Shania (Mud): Can I join you in the treehouse? I forgot the password!
He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.
Yuri (Purple): He wore the same thing last week. That prep!
"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob.
Alice: She has short-term bi-polar disorder.
Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me.
Johnny: Saying the words 'Hi Vampire' put her into a state of deep depression.
I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
Shania: She's telling them about her experience of her first visit to the Clock Tower stage.
Johnny: Which one?
Shania: Any one.
"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily.
Yuri (Mud): I'm leaving this story!
He4 started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!"
Alice: Chuck Testa?
Shania: That's not how the joke works!
Alice: This story doesn't deserve the proper method of the joke.
"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor."
Johnny: Just like how Calvin goes off to tell his parents!
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
Shania: He just finished is 25th perfect game of FreeCell.
"Sire are dads have been shot!" Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."
Yuri (Jesus): Meanwhile, my dog…who's red and black and likes to bite himself…is telling me to shoot the president!
Dubleodre started to cockle. "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?"
Alice: Dumbledore's super power? Common sense.
I glared at Dumbledore.
Johnny: …no comment, I already lost interest.
Shania: Meaning she looked sick at him.
"Look motherfucker." he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter).
Yuri: Huh? I lost track due to the negative grammar!
Johnny: Negative grammar?
Yuri: It means the grammar is so bad it changes the meaning of the sentence! The negative comes from the English teacher's score!
"U know very well that I'm not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!"
Alice: This part of the story is included in the famous text guide: 'How To Get Expelled In Under A Minute!'
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"
Johnny (Dumbledore): Yeah, yeah, I'm scared. I'll humor you just so you can leave me alone.
I fought about it.
Shania: Meaning she talked through her fists and kicks.
Johnny: Truly the greatest language.
Then all of a sudden... "Longdon." I said.
Yuri: Longdon? Yeah, they got great cream pasties.
Alice: You can find it in Engjland.
Johnny: In the Unitqed Kingadom!
Shania: On Earyth!
I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found.
Alice: The THRILLING action of general business over the phone!
Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room.
Johnny: I think they traded destinations.
We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed.
Shania: And exploded!
Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers...and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1
Yuri: Professor Sinister! The Bad-Ass Teacher!
Alice: He finds the bad-guys, beat them up, and brings them on stretchers to you!
Johnny: He plays chess with Chthulu every week…and wins in four moves.
Shania: He won an Oscar…for a movie he made alone, including playing fourteen different characters.
AN: u no wut!111
Alice (Tara): I think banging my head against the keyboard isn't good at all.
I dnot giv a fok wut u prepz fink abot me!1111
Johnny: Wow! It took her nearly thirty chapters to build a resistance!
so stup flaming da foking story bichez!1111 fangz 2 raven 4 ur luv n sport n help i luv u gurl soz i kodnt update lol I wuz rly deprezzd n I silt muh rists I had 2 go 2 da hospital rraven u rok gurl!11111111111111111111
Shania: When authors try to do what fictional characters do!
Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them.
Yuri: No you didn't! It was Professor Sinister who did everything!
Johnny: A Mary Sue takes credit for anything. Like pointing at a falling airplane first and waiting for Superman to catch it.
Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.
Alice: I hope that's tranquilizers.
"Cum on Enoby." said Proffesor Sinatra.
Johnny: Sinister left already? Man…
Alice: On the other hand, he's a musician…
She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots.
Shania: The deranged daughter of Frank Sinatra!
Johnny: How can the boots be both platinum and black?
"I have to tell you the fucking perdition."
Yuri: The Armageddon is coming early?
Alice: It's the end of the world, all right…
Johnny: And I feel fine.
I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire.
Alice: Lock them all up!
They nodded.
Johnny: Jail time for all!
I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Sinister took out some black cards.
Shania: Sinister is back! Yay…
She started to look into a black crucible ball.
Yuri: Like Castlevania, this story reminds us of better things.
Johnny: I say…I say…God is dead!
She said... "Tara, I see drak times are near."
Alice: It could be worse. It could be dark times.
She said badly.
Johnny: Not a good riff, but you're close.
She peered into da balls.
Shania: Inert balls, right?
Alice: That's dead.
"You see, you must go back in time." She took out a Time-Toner like B'loody Mary had.
Yuri: A plot coupon that was completely forgotten after the book it was introduced in!
Alice: It creates plot holes!
Johnny: It makes them deeper than ever before!
Shania: Guys, that was the Time-Turner! This is a Time-TONER! It adds color when you go back to the 1920's!
"When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?"
Alice: Ah, so now we're in a fix-fic!
Shania: It's been that the entire time. This is how Tara wants the books to be like!
I shook my head.
Johnny: Like a bobblehead.
"U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way.
Shania (Sinister): You must do the nasty in the pasty!
Alice: At least that made Fry useful to saving the entire universe.
If he is still evil then you must kill him.
Yuri: Colonel Campbell is going to be pissed when that happens.
You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it."
Alice: Great! That gives Purple enough time to finish up her side-quests, buy the best equipment available, grind her levels, and form the perfect party!
"Okay." I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin.
Johnny: Is that German?
I went outside again sadly.
Shania: What? She cried rivers, had a black cloud over her head, and a violin played as she left the room?
"What fucking happened?" asked Draco and Vampire.
Yuri: This story.
"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Willow and Boldy Mary?
Alice: Great, even the story is losing track of the characters!
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond.
Johnny: I'm quite fond of them myself.
Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco.
Shania: Proud of what? Come on, The Agent For H.A.R.M. did more than Purple!
They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore.
Yuri: This scene is correct. They're interviewing the right hero and making fun of the girl who said some words and waited around.
A banner was put up.
Alice: As far as we know, it's a banner made by S.P.E.W.
Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him.
Johnny: Well, it is a Finnish band.
Even Mr. Noris looked happy.
Shania (Mr. Noris): I finally got paid!
A blak and red cake had been brought out.
Hardman5509: Yum. Red Velvet cake…
Yuri: Hey! You're the author; stop trying to butt in!
Hardman5509: But I like Red Velvet cake…
Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley's Whizard Wises.
Alice: All of the sudden, this fanfic finally starts to act like the book it was based on.
I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether.
Johnny: Can we at least stay at the party? It's much more interesting!
AN: I sed stop gflmaing da story it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok!11111111
Shania: Apologizing doesn't pay the gas bill!
GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK!
Yuri: How appropriate. She insults like a cow.
fangz 2 fily 4 da help!1! raven hav fun wif kiwi!1111111
Alice: A kiwi is fun for about…oh, a minute?
We went in2 a blak room.
Johnny: They walked down a white floor.
The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them.
Shania: I heard about this room!
Alice: Really?
Shania: Yeah. It got burned down when the three bands fell flat on their faces.
A big black coffin was in the middle.
Yuri: The final boss of Castlevania!
Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem.
Alice: All in all, the perfect Halloween party furniture.
I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.
Johnny: Ah. She's sexy.
Yuri: As a clown.
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Drako and Vampire.
Shania: A game of Magic Chairs broke out!
"Are you okay?" Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine.
Yuri: Make sure you water that hand or it'll dry up.
He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.
Alice (Purple): So I win at the finger contest!
"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily.
Johnny: Man, she's like a garden.
I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. "The problem is...I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time"
Shania (Purple): I have to do one of those fics.
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.
Yuri (Jesus): She's leaving! We can finally be together my love!
"Itz okay Eboby." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?"
"Of coarse not!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked.
"Sure." I said.
Alice (Purple): Sucker.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.
Johnny (Mud): Get a room you two! Or rather…Jesus! A room for the two of us!
Then... I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants.
Shania: Woah there! You got a friend in the room!
He was hung lik a stallone.
Yuri: Like in Italian Stallion.
Shania: You shouldn't know that!
He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it.
Alice: Vampire is still here, folks. He's reaching for a knife…
Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way.
Johnny: Who looked like Mud, Neville, Diablo…ah hell, every other teen male in this crapfest.
Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
Shania: The repulsiveness ramps up!
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
Yuri: That's how it works!
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
Alice: Help me, Kirk!
"I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly.
Johnny: Well, at least Mud is submitting the video to 'When Dumb People Get In Bed'!
Suddenly...
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!"
Shania: Sex. It's how you and I were created.
It was...Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111
Yuri: Doing their jobs!
AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111
Alice: It just hasn't been the same since Season 2…
"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin.
Johnny (Satan): DON'T TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN.
Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily.
Shania: Finally, someone we like gets a gun and attempts to kill the main characters.
"CUM NOW!1!" Preacher McGongel yielded.
Yuri: Hey, a joke.
Alice: Ha.
Johnny: Hee.
Shania: Ho.
We did guiltily.
Alice: AGH NO!
We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
Johnny: Snoop has a serious sweet-tooth issue that needs professional help.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily.
Shania (Mud): That was my candy bar!
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes.
Yuri: He took the caramel, not the camera.
"Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111"
Alice: You still have the camera! Look in your hands, you'res still holding it!
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly.
Johnny: Yeah! Mogic is a mystery!
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it.
Shania: …no comment.
There were all these werid tools in it.
Yuri: It's turning into Hostel!
Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).
Alice: Because explaining the joke is the best part of any joke.
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1).
Johnny: Raven probably also told Tara that anyone that doesn't shop at Hot Topic is a stuck-up snob.
Alice: What a monster she is.
Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
Shania: And she honked into the honkerchief.
And then... he and Snoop both took out guns using magic.
Yuri: Finally! Something remotely awesome!
Johnny: If they start to quote West Side Story, I will suddenly love this.
They started to shoot each other angrily.
Alice: Oh…wait! So they were shooting at each in the previous scenes!
Shania: That sadly means that this time…they're arguing.
Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
Johnny: They shouldn't have bought a gun to a wand fight.
"Crosio!" I shouted.
Shania: The painter who did Refuge of the Sinners?
Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets.
Yuri: They switched to tango.
I STOPPED DA CURSE.
Alice: She forgot the exclamation point. Therefore, all the impact is gone.
Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up.
Johnny: Oh no…it's a retelling of Cupcakes!
Yuri: At least we can afford these characters.
She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left.
Shania: Huh. She only agreed to be in this story for a couple of minutes.
Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
Yuri: Good. Now, die. All of you. You all need to die for the greater good.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake."
Alice: Did we enter Tara's Metal Gear Solid story?
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111
Johnny: This took place when flagging was still being used.
AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok!1111
Shania: She's so lazy that she only holds the shift key for one keystroke!
so FUL U!111
Yuri: Free dinner, on you? Thanks.
if u flam u wil be a prep so al flamerz kan kiss muh ass!111
Alice: I can live being called a prep by one lonely, lonely girl.
Yuri: Her fat, bubbly, hairy…
Alice: YURI!
soz 4 soz 4 sayin alzhimers is dongerous but datz da mysteries opinin koz sosiety basically sux.
Johnny: It only 'suxs' because you contribute to it.
fangz 2 raven u rok bich!111
Shania: Raven must enjoy watching her work in action.
"No!11" we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing meanly.
Yuri: Bread or meat?
He took out a kamera anvilly.
Alice: So he pulled out a Mortal Kombat camera that can be used as a anvil?
Then... he came tords Darko!1!
Johnny: That one in the middle of exclamations points? Symbolic of what you want to do to this story.
He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle.
Shania: He's about to do the greatest massage ever.
"What the fuck r u doing!" I shooted arngrily.
Yuri (Darko): I have no idea, but I saw this is in a movie once.
Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!
Alice: Ugh. At this point, all of my emotions have been dulled.
Yuri: Actually, everyone has a Dork Mark somewhere on their body in this story.
He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.
Johnny: Ah! So this is where Purple's knife collection started.
"U must stab Vrompire." he said to me. "If u don't then I'll rap Draco!1"
Shania: Truly…the thankfully lost episode of the Epic Rap Battles.
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded.
Yuri (Purple): It's a yellow light!
But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy.
Alice: So he's Edward Cullen. Big whoop.
He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard.
Johnny: But mostly Gerard and Joel.
But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive.
Shania: She's recapping things from other stories!
Alice: No, she's recapping this story.
Shania: Are you sure?
Snipe laughed angrily.
Yuri (Snipe): I don't exist!
He started to prey to Volxemort.
Alice: The Dumbest Game.
He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire.
Johnny: But he didn't whip it good!
Suddenly an idea I had.
Shania (Purple): Speak like Yoda, I will.
I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape.
Yuri: A True Mary Sue can create powers when they feel like it!
"Dumbeldork will get u!" Draco shooted.
Alice (Dumbledore): Not after that lame insult!
"Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11" Vampire yelled.
Johnny: I doubt that any law enforcement would be interested in you guys.
Meanwhile I took out my wand.
Shania (Purple): 'Cauz I removed the cuffs.
"You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoop yielded.
Yuri: He's channeling Doctor Smith from Lost in Space!
He took off all of Drico's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him...
Alice: Thank you for not going down that road. For once.
"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound.
Johnny: That can be hard to do.
Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming.
Shania: So the spell causes the target to see their worst nightmares?
Alice: Yeah. It showed this story.
Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious.
Yuri: Allowing Snoop to recover and kill HER!
I stopped doing crucio.
Alice: Or Crosio. Your choice.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came.
Johnny: It's like a bad stage play. You know, all the characters just walking in at the right moment.
Yuri: We should cheer the entrance of our favorite characters, and boo when everyone else comes on.
Snake put the whip behind his bak. "Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing." he lied.
Shania: Normally, I would scream if I ran into myself, but Snake/Snoop/Snape seems to be fine about it.
But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Then Profesor Trevolry said 'Come on Ebony let's go."
Yuri: That was a great scene.
Alice: It won a prize.
Johnny: Really?
Shania: The Bizarro Pulitzer Prize.
AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs!111
Alice: Can't stop the music!
stop kalin ebony a mary su ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111
Johnny: I have no idea what's going on right now!
fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111
Shania (Tara): Thanks for helping me spread our ideas all over the world!
"I always knew u were on Voldemort's side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111)." Serious said 2 Snape.
Yuri: Man, this is serious.
Johnny: Yeah! I seriously want to burn this mother!
"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Snap clamed.
Alice (Snap): Pain!
"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some blak Volremortserum out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily.
Johnny: If this turns into the truth serum from True Lies, I will take back everything I said about this story back.
Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap.
Shania: Jack Bauer will call you out on this.
Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes.
Yuri: Like how Tara managed to get this far.
Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times.
Alice: A part of his plan to lure her into dropping her guard.
Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort.
Johnny: And royally screw everything over!
Yuri: Maybe it will erase her.
Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over.
Shania: Not on the walls. The floors.
Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too. B'loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid's store.
Yuri: Well. At this point, Tara decided that every character has two identities. A good, gothic side, and a evil preppy side.
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Profesor Trevolry.
Alice (Trevolry): Notabomb!
"U will c." she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress.
Johnny: Of course it is. It would just fit in during World War II!
It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg.
Shania: Well, it will help with the seduce part…I guess we can't argue with that.
I put it on.
Yuri: Upside down.
My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.
Alice: She changed into the same outfit.
"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." B'loody Mary said.
"Fangs." I said.
Johnny: Gettit? Lololol….
"Ok now you're going to go back in tim." said Proffesor Sinister. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz."
Shania: I guess they didn't pay enough for the full program.
She gave me a blak gun.
Yuri: A blank gun would be useful for time travel.
I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill.
Alice: Like the Mary-Sue in that movie.
Then she gave me a black time-tuner.
Johnny: Black sand? Crap, Sasori is back!
"After an hour use da time torner to go back here." Proffesor Trevolry said. Then she and B'loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
Shania: All these items serve one purpose. To remind us that this is a Harry Potter story.
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted. Darkess and Willow gave me deth's touch sin. Then... I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.
Yuri: Meaning she fell in like a stoned, drunk hobo.
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School.
Alice: OH NO! WE'RE BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY!
Yuri: Draco is going to walk to up her and say…
Shania: Calm down! We're not there!
In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen.
Johnny: Oh, so she went back to the medieval ages.
He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin.
Shania: Given the time travel, that means Billie stole from this guy.
He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was...Tom Bombodil!1111
Yuri: A mighty fine fellow!
Alice: Hey look…the C4 is back…
Johnny: How nice…
Shania: WAIT!
BOOM!