Ryoga was walking into town and got sucked in a hole, everything was rainbows and sunshines and big balls of gay, it was to bright for him to see and he was being sucked on by the light. The light sucked him in. Ryoga opened his eyes and saw a bunch magical horses. Ryoga was thinking in his head god damn I love fucking horses, I'm going to stick my dick in there. "OMG who are you?" the bouncy pink pony asked him.
Ryoga didn't like this happy ponies tone, he was going to sex that. Then a orange pony with a southern talk and a snooty pony with white coat and yellow shy one and big blue fast sonic one. Then a green dragon. "Whoa is that yugioh card?" Ryoga asked.
The other ponies were like "Uhm… no…" and Twilight Sparkle said that she was Twilight Sparkle. "Welcome to Equestria." And Ryoga replies "I don't care what the fuck is Equestria?" and he pulls out blue eyes white dragon. "This is agumon, he's my favorite pokemon." The other ponies looked at him. Ryoga told them to duel him.
The ponies told him friendship is magic, Ryoga said "Fuck that." As he quietly pulled out his penis. He slammed his penis onto the face of Twilight Sparkle. He shoved it inside her nose. He began nostril fucking her, in and out, in and out went sausage, boogers went all over his cock, and he came hard inside her nose. White snot leaking out and Twilight Sparkle cried. "I am a princess of equestria do not treat me like this!" she cried.
Ryoga told her they were dueling, Twilight Sparkle got angry and shoved her horn up Ryoga's bumhole, she got poopie all over her horn. She inserted her horn in and out, shit leaking all over her horn.
Ryoga woke up and was naked, it turns out he was never in Equestria… he was being touched by a hobo. The hobo was grabbing his penis. The hobo got scared and ripped off Ryoga's penis and took it with him as he ran away. Ryoga lay there…
But that was a dream too… Ryoga woke up in the hospital. "Why am I here..?" he asked to his sister Rio. She replies "You shoved some cigarettes up your asshole…" Ryoga was scared; he can't smoke from there. "Is my butt okay?" he asked and Rio replied "…Uh.. Ryoga.." and he yells "TELL ME." And she replies, "They took your ass…"
Ryoga screamed, he was assessed; he had no butt anymore, where would he shit? How can he poop? He screams as a mess of brown falls out of his back, he screams and his sister picks it up and throws it at him. Brown getting all over his face likes a hot glass of warm chocolate milk. He slurped it up and passed out. Rio grabbed his nipple and ripped it off and left. Rio was going out of the hospital and then she saw IV and they went in the closet to do the do. They took out a clown and shoved the clown honker in and did the do.
Everything went black.