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kokokringles- Yeah, they pretty much embarrassed themselves, but in the process they humored me :D... I wish I could have seen Cole smack them on their heads for that... ;)

Ninjagosbiggestfan- Close! But you shall see in this chapter! Yes! That was the same for me! I almost had to shove my face in a pillow. ): poor Kai.

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lovestarr- Maybe that might happen in the next season, who knows? Well you're going to see if your right in this chapter!

SergeantSarcasm7- Yeah, same hear, I wanted to throw Kai out the window for his dumbness during that episode. Did you? :D. Well this is the chapter that you will find out if you were right….or wrong…..

XC12Passion- Here it is! Thank you for the review! I know *tisk tisk* Kai, you don't look good in green… yep poor Garmadon, all his plans are failures. Maybe if he made that giant ham sandwich he could have captured them by tempting them with food.

x ShadowFrost x- yeah first time I saw it I felt super embarrassed for him and was making a blank horrified face the whole time, then later when I got over the shock I watched it again and thought it was funny, then I played it in slow motion to see Kai Cole and Jay's expressions and the dance all together and found it hysterical XD it still sort of embarrasses me to watch it, but not enough to stop me from trying the dance steps myself XP

17blanceri- D'aaawww thanks. I have always tried to make a balance between enough descriptions so one can get a mental picture and add a bit poetry to the writing but not so much as to make it tedious and over wordy (cause those are not fun at all.) as for embarrassing-ness I totally agree with you XP

Phoenix-LOL- thank you :) that's super nice of you to say. Shhhhh don't tell him that, it will crush all his pitiful little dreams and hopes (aka self obsessed delusions of grandeur) "Dareth" *rolls eyes in exasperation and sighs in annoyance*

StoriesAreMagic- Yes, yes I do. :P I'm glad you like it. Yeah, we did right in several clues and the title is a bit of a giveaway. Clever you :) you win a figurative award for guessing.

Guest- I'm glad you liked it. It always annoyed me that none of the sets come with hair. I mean come on, what am I supposed to do with bald legos? Yay! You guessed. :) I have to admit that all their green ninja delusions obsessions and arrogance embarrassed me and earned several faceplams and a couple double facepalms (for when the fail is soooooo great that just one isn't enough XD)

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Plan's Revealed

Dareth walked with his arrogant stride in his Dojo, he took a quick peek at his fake trophies to make sure none were stolen; smiling when he found that none were taken. As his eyes swept over his room he noticed a figure lying on the ground face first, with a katana beside it. Curious, he walked over to the person. The person was wearing Kai's Ninja outfit, but it definitely was not Kai, for the person lying on the ground was female. The brown hair was long- going to the small of her back- and it was slightly wavy. Wondering what the lady was doing unconscious on the floor, he knelt down and nudged her on her shoulder.

The girl seemed to spring up from the floor and stared at him with huge forest green gold flecked eyes, which tilted ever so slightly upwards. Now that he saw her fully he realized how gorgeous this girl was. Aside from the clothes that resembled Kai's, and the eyes, he saw that her bangs were the same, he also noticed a little scar on her right eyebrow. She suddenly dropped to her knees her head in her hands, groan in pain.

"Are you okay?" Dareth queried. He only got another pain filled groan. Wanting to know who this beautiful girl was he asked, "What's your name, miss?"

That got the girl's attention, her head snapped up and she said, "I am not-" she stopped suddenly and put a hand to her throat. Dareth saw a range of emotions cross her face; she looked down and gasped, quickly putting a hand to her mouth as if she was trying to silence a scream that never reached her lips.

The girl got to her feet, staggering a bit—like she was dizzy.

Confused, Dareth asked, "What's wrong?"

~x~X~x~

Kai woke up when someone touched his shoulder, battle instincts kicking in, he had jumped to his feet. Groaning when pain burst through his body at his sudden movement and he dropped to his knees. A familiar voice was asking something, he wasn't sure what, but when he heard the voice say 'miss' causing the fog in his mind begin to clear. He was not a woman.

"I am not-" he cut himself off, that wasn't his voice, he put a hand to his throat wondering why he sounded so girly. A verity of emotions crossed his mind, he looked at Dareth and saw him staring at something, he looked down following his gaze, he screamed a silent scream and put a hand over his mouth, thinking that if sound did come out it would be muffled by his hand.

He was a girl.

He needed to get Sensei and fast, maybe he knew what was going on. He got to his feet and stumbled when a wave of dizziness hit him.

"What's wrong?" he heard Dareth ask, his gaze lingering on Kai's chest longer than politeness dictated.

Kai glared at him for a second before running out of the Dojo thinking, 'Pervert,' as he hurried to their tiny apartment.

He heard Dareth call out after him: "Wait! I don't even know your name!"

~x~X~x~

Lloyd was annoyed, Cole was taking an abnormally long shower and he had to go to the bathroom. He had been staring at the door for awhile, ignoring whatever Zane was doing for when he really had to go to the bathroom, he couldn't really concentrate on anything else. He knocked on the door; he heard no answer, only the constant sound of water running from the shower. Using his lighting to unlock the door he hesitantly walked in.

"Cole?" he asked timidly.

He nervously looked around the tiny bathroom, he quickly averted his violet eyes has he saw someone that definitely wasn't Cole laying face down on the shower's floor.

He felt his face flush red with embarrassment. He coughed loudly- hoping to wake the girl with raven black hair who was lying on the floor.

He heard a groan coming from her and he quickly turned the other direction and looked at the floor which somehow seemed very interesting now. 'Why is there a girl in the shower?' Lloyd thought, 'Where's Cole? Why-'

His thought questions were cut short when there was weak voice coming from behind him, "Lloyd…?"

His eyes widen in surprise then narrowed in suspicion, how did this girl know his name?

"Who are you?" he asked harshly; he might be a kid, but he was the Green Ninja and that had to count as something.

"What are you talking about Lloyd? It's…." the girl's faded away, a shriek and the sound of a shower curtain being hastily pulled back into place filled the room."I'm a girl!"Lloyd heard the sound of panting terrified breaths.

Still refusing to turn around, he said, "Of course you are a girl, what else would you be? Who are you? How did you get in here? Why are you here-"

This girl cut him off, "You peeked?! Ahgggghh! Disgusting, as if this wasn't horrible enough already. Where are your manners?"

"Who are you?" Lloyd repeated, somewhat surprised and annoyed at what she was saying.

"Lloyd! Cut it out! It's me, Cole! I don't know what happened! Please believe me!"

"Wha…?"

"Now get me my towel before I die of embarrassment!" The recognizable command in the girl's voice made it clear to Lloyd. That was Cole.

He shuffled over to the towel rack and grabbed Cole's black towel; the shower still behind him he walked, almost like a crab, back to his first position and handed the black towel behind his back.

Lloyd heard Cole fumbling and he finally heard the shower curtain part to admit a slender arm and groping fingers of a hand. After a couple minutes of waiting for Cole to grab the towel, he fumed, "What is taking you so long?"

"It's kinda hard to get the towel if I can't see it!" Cole snapped.

"Why can't you see it? Are you blind?" Lloyd asked, not to kindly.

"No, I can't see because I have closed my eyes, Half-Pint!"

Lloyd glared daggers into the wall, he hated that nickname, "Why can't you? You already saw w-"

He felt a hand whack the side of his head, Lloyd grimaced, that had hurt. He heard Cole growl, "You sicken me, Shorty."

Lloyd soon felt the towel being harshly snatched from his hand, a fair amount of time passed when he heard Cole step out, and he tentatively turned around. He was curious to see what Cole looked like now.

Cole's face was definitely more feminine, his chestnut colored eyes looked bigger and his eyelashes were longer and his—or was it her now?—eyebrows were thinner. Her hair went 6 inches past her shoulders, and her bangs were the same, swooping forward. 'All in all,' Lloyd thought, 'Cole is a pretty girl…..Not that I'll ever say that out loud.' Cole had always been a rather handsome youth Lloyd realized, but he had never really ever paid attention 'til now.

"You look….weird," Lloyd said.

"Thanks," Cole said, sarcasm dripping in rivulets from that one word. "Now will you please leave so I may struggle to get my clothes on?"

"Whatever you say," Lloyd sniggered and left the bathroom.

~x~X~x~

Cole couldn't believe it, he was a girl! And not only was he a girl, but he had the worst headache he had ever had in his entire life. He reached for his pants and tied to put them on without looking at himself, which was hard because they barely fit over his hips. Just because this was, technically, his own body, he still thought it wrong to look, it made him feel perverted, dishonorable, and tainted.

This was completely awful. He knew that the only way that this could have happed was if Garmadon had used the Mega-Weapon on him. He silently cursed Garmadon to the darkest reaches of the underworld before dashing headlong to find Sensei Wu.

~x~X~x~

John walked into the AutoBody shop, glad that his arduous shift was over and ready to close up shop. He hummed a jolly tune as he headed towards the lights. Not looking where he was going, he tripped, he used his hands to catch himself, leaving his wrist and palms throbbing. 'No wonder people call me a klutz,' he thought miserably as he pushed himself up. He looked around for what he tripped on. 'Knowing me, I probably tripped on air.' As his eyes scanned the floor, he saw a girl.

She was laying on her back and appeared to be unconscious, 'Why is there an unconscious woman on the floor?' he asked himself. Her hair was an auburn color that went past her shoulders; she didn't have any bangs, except for a small lock of hair that curled delicately on the side her forehead. She had a scar on her right eyebrow, marring her pretty face.

"Well ain't that a sight" John said quietly. He knew he couldn't just leave her there. Kneeling next to her, he said, ''Miss? You alright?'' The girl stirred a bit but didn't wake up. He shook her again. ''Miss, I need you to get up. I have to close up shop.''

~x~X~x~

Jay awoke, and sat up with a groan; he felt groggy and disorientated. ''Miss?'' he heard someone ask.

'Miss? Where? Did something happen to Nya? What the-' Jay thought. He looked towards the voice, confusion on his face.

''Where am I?'' he asked. With a gasp, he quickly covered his mouth. That wasn't his voice. He could barely think straight, for his head was throbbing. 'Did Lloyd prank me again?' he thought.

The man gave him a look of 'what-the-heck-is-wrong-with-this-person?' before answering. "Well miss, if you look around you can tell we are in a garage, the AutoBody shop actually." Jay took a look around and focused on the background, willing it to become unbury. Then everything came rushing back; Kai's attitude, helping Nya and the pain. Jay looked down at himself and gasped. He had become petite, and parts of his body had grown, 'No wonder he called me 'Miss',' he thought darkly. He also had a giant lump on his head, tender to the touch.

"Are you okay?" Jay could hear the concern in the man's voice.

Jay shook his head, and regretted it immediately, "N-" he cut himself off, he didn't want the man to call the ambulance and ruin his chance of getting to Sensei, he wanted to get to him to figure this out quickly, "Yes. I'm fine."

"Do you need anything? I-I could take you home." Jay smiled. He could tell that John wanted to spend more time with her, 'Weird, he has only met me yet he is willing to take me home? Maybe being a girl does have perks,' Jay thought. He looked at the man 'John' his nametag said.

" I'm sorry, it's a nice offer, but I think I need to go home alone."

"I understand. Could I at least have your name though?"

Jay thought of the consequence if he told this man—John—his real name; he would be laughed at and publicly humiliated; sure he could take his brothers laughing at him, but the whole of Ninjago? Jay didn't even think that even his barely existing pride could take such a blow. So he said the first name that came to his mind, "It's Jayla," she said, mentally kicking herself. Jayla? Seriously? If someone was smart they would figure it out. Jay looked at the man to see if he had recognize him as the Ninja of Lightning; Jay gave a silent sigh of relief when he saw that he didn't; John only had a dreamy look on his face. Jay then picked himself up and started for the exit, but not before the man—John—leaned in close with a blush and impulsively gave a peck on his cheek; Jay contorted his- or was it her now?—face into look of disgust and went out of the AutoBody Shop, using his black, soft leather, fingerless gloves to wipe off the offending area with the palm of his—her?- hand. 'Maybe being a girl did not have perks,' he thought bitterly.

~x~X~x~

An old man walked along a dark alleyway and into a small apartment. As he opened the door to the one room half bath apartment, he paused, something was amiss, the elderly man tried to figure out what was wrong. His eyes widened in shock, he smelt something burning. The sensei quickly headed into the apartment to see what was wrong. His eyes scanned the room, first on the windowsill, which Cole used as a bed, then to Kai's bed, which was the now set table, 'Kai and Cole had definitely gotten screwed,' Sensei chuckled to himself. Then to the bunk beds that were in a little alcove in the wall; then finally to the tiny kitchen, which consisted of two gas stoves that were attached to a small oven, and a miniature sink and barely enough counter space to cook. There was a black plume of smoke curling out of the oven. 'So that's what's burning,' Sensei thought. Then he paused, he thought it had been Zane's turn to cook and Zane never burned the food. He walked the two steps it takes to get into the kitchen. He saw a girl lying of the floor, wearing Zane's white ninja suit. He knelt down next to her and shook her slightly. She came to and shook her head as if to clear it. The girl looked at him with gently slanted ice blue eyes, she looked down and grimaced; as she looked back up and a small frown made its way to the girl's sharp features, "Sensei, I fear something is wrong."

Wu looked at the girl and gasped. He recognized her as Zane. His hair had grown down to his chin, perfectly framing his face. His body was curved and he was a tad bit shorter.

~x~X~x~

Zane was surprised. He recognized that he was a female organism. It did not compute in his system. He smelled the burning supper in the oven, and quickly turned it off and took it out with the doilies that were made for handling something hot. He looked to Sensei Wu. "Do you know how this happened?" he asked, gesturing to himself.

"No, but I sense my brother has something to do with it though," he answered gravely.

~x~X~x~

Nya burst through the door with tears in her eyes, "Sensei!" she cried, "Jay just passed out and I don't know what happened or how it happened! I don't know what to do!"

While this was happening Lloyd rushed in from the bathroom, "Sensei! Cole's turned into a girl!" They both started to talk at once, making the room fill with unnecessary noise.

"Stop!" Sensei all but yelled.

Only Lloyd seemed to have heard as he stopped talking immediately, as Nya flung herself onto Zane, not noticing that he had turned into a woman; not knowing what else to do, he tried to calm Nya down.

~x~X~x~

Jay ran down the dark street that would eventually lead to their apartment, as he was running he crashed into another figure that had been running from the opposite direction. They tumbled to the ground and rolled on the pavement.

"Ouch!" a somewhat familiar voice wrung out from somewhere beneath him, "That did not even help the major headache I have! That was exceedingly rude, you inconsiderate baboon butt!"

Jay a bit dazed from hitting his already pounding head on the cement, felt himself being catapulted from the person he had been draped over, "Ahhh!" he cried as he flew through the air; he managed to twist himself in his new body in a way so that he just barely landed on his feet.

He twirled around to face the person, he only just realized that that was a dumb thing because it made his head hurt more and made him slightly dizzy. The person he had crashed into was already staggering to their feet.

As he looked at the person he felt as though he recognized the very attractive brunette. The girl cocked her head to the side, like a curious puppy, before a very familiar crooked smirk made its way to the girl's face, "Jay," she queried, but it sounded more like a statement than a question.

He looked her up and down, and mentally facepalmed, he needed to get more observant, "Yes Kai, it's me."

"I am so glad that this didn't only happen to me!" Kai said jubilantly, then her crooked smile turned into a frown. "When I get my hands on Garmadon I am going to strangle him! You don't know how many cat calls men gave me as I was running here!"

"At least you didn't get kissed on the cheek! That was so disgusting." Jay shuddered.

An amused snort came from his companion and Jay punched him –her?—in the arm to shut her up.

Kai and Jay continued to the apartment at a slower pace; Jay halted in his walking as a thought struck him and he glared at Kai who had stopped a couple paces ahead of him. Kai had a quizzical look on his face. "Inconsiderate baboon butt?" Jay asked, repeating Kai's earlier exclamation. "You called me an inconsiderate baboon butt?"

Kai's inquiring face melted off as his trademark smirk returned to his now feminine face, "What else would I call you?" He paused, as if considering something, "But then again that might just be an insult to the baboon bottom."

Jay's jaw dropped in indignation, "Oi! You jer-"

He cut himself off as he saw Kai quickly turn around and dash off in the other direction and Jay quickly took off after him in a sprint, imagining the satisfaction of throttling his irritating brother.

~x~X~x~

Kai and Jay sauntered down the damp alleyway to get into the apartment. Opening the dark wooden door they saw a female-ized Cole and Zane waiting for them. Kai closed the door behind them for he was the last in. Ahead of him, he watched as Jay was attacked by Nya. "Jay, you're okay!"

"Oh, sure, ask him, but completely forget about your epic brother whom you have lived with all your life? I feel so loved," Kai murmured jokingly with a smile on his face.

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QUESTION:

If you were evil and had the power to wield the Mega-Weapon, what would be your plan on destroying the Ninja and taking over Ninjago?