Well, to the requests of some people: Chapter two!!! :D

(Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda nor Nintendo. I guess I needed to say that, right?)

Chapter Two!!

Well, unfortunately, the doctor died of a heart-attack soon after I was jinxed again, and the lady at the desk left for home, now unnerved by my presence. I grumble and growl as I walk through the plains of Hyrule as Navi wheedles again, "We need to go see Zelda, Link!"

Shut up, shut up, shut up! I scream in my mind and pull at my hair in frustration. It's like having schizophrenia when you have a fairy. I try to tell her my real name, but my tongue gets all twisted. Stupid jinx! Those jinxes really do take effect here. You lucky bums at home are better off!

"We need to, Link!" Navi protests again.

I don't care if the stupid princess gets kidnapped anymore! How am I supposed to talk and communicate with her anyways when I cannot utter a word? I am very, very unlucky. That doctor was the only guy in the village who could really read. Those villagers need to teach their kids, gosh darn it!

"We really should go to the castle, Li..." Navi begins to say, and I swat at her like a fly in annoyance. My name's not Link!

I stop and gasp, Zelda could probably read! I do need to go see her! I suddenly run, to Navi's bewilderment, and almost reach the castle-town's entrance, and swear as I see the draw bridge close as night approached. I jump at the lifting bridge, grab a hold of its edge, and hoist myself onto the other side, tumbling down onto the tumbling cobblestone street. A guard sees what I have done, and seizes me by my shirt collar.

"You're not going to go and raid any houses, you little burglar," the guard grumbles at me, as he – to my surprise – throws me over the protecting wall and down into the moat. I resurface, spitting out the water and swimming to land.

"Ah, that's too bad," Navi reappears next to me as dry as a warm loaf of bread.

It will be bad for you if you don't keep that mouth of yours shut! I think. I sit on the ground, freezing in the cold night. I have no firewood, but then I remember something: I have that magical spell called Din's Fire! I stand up, full of hope, and yell out as I call upon the spell. A large dome of fire forms around me and expands until it disappears. Well, I feel warmer now, but now I'm surrounded by a circle of burning grass. It was summer, of course! How could I have been to stupid?! The grass was DRY!

"Link?" Navi hovers higher into the air and escapes from the ring of fire. "Why did you do that? You know, that wasn't a really good idea."

I growl, and jump into the moat, which was the only way of escape. That was completely useless. I got dry just to get drenched again. I sigh and escape to land on the other side of the fire, and sit in the grass, holding myself in a tight ball to try to keep warm.

Well, it's morning now and the bridge just lowered down. I jumped up in excitement and began to rush inside when I was pushed off the bridge by a white horse, and it galloped away. That was the princess, shoot! Now what?!? I crawl to the grass once again, aware that another set of horse-hoof steps were behind me and I turn around to see an ugly man with weird greenish-tan skin and red hair.

"Did you see a white horse come this way?" he asked me.

I come closer to him, my sword drawn. I hold out my arms and try to show him that I am begging. Please help me! Please, I think. I open my mouth, but I yell and fall backwards as the man throws a spell at me.

He laughs, "You think you can beat me, kid? You got some guts."

No, no! That's not what I meant to say! Say my name! I sit there and begin to write in the dirt: The name's Baldor.

"Well, little 'hero' we may meet again, now that I know your name, Balroar."

No! That's not my name! He read it wrong, nooooo!!! I pound the ground in frustration as he leaves.

"Hey, Bal-Link," Navi begins, "Wait, that's your name, right?"

My hopes lift as she begins to say my real name but then I droop in sadness. She almost did it... She almost said my name! I shake my head, hoping to get a different name.

"Wait is it Bal... Um..."

I perk up in excitement.

"Balador?"

My heart beats faster as I grow frantic, she almost has it. Gosh darn it, why does she have to have such a bad memory? I shake my head vigorously.

"Ba..."

I hold up my fists in impatience, waving them around frantically.

"Bald..."

I begin to hyperventilate in excitement.

"Baldroar?"

NOO!!! I shake my head again.

"Ohhhh! I remember! It's Bob!"

I shake my head, my eyes are ready to pop out from my high blood pressure.

"Billy Bob. Billy Bob Joe."

I signal her to go back.

"Bob? Baldroar?"

I signal to stop.

"Baldroar? I almost got it?"

I shake my head.

"Ohhh! You're name's Ganondorf! Now I remember!"

NOOO! I try to speak again but my tongue twists again. I shake my head.

"Baldo...?"

Oh, come on! Add the R! Add the R! I try to growl, making something that almost sounds like an R.

"Rrrrr? Oh, add it to the end of what I just said?"

I nod my head, falling to my knees, begging up to her.

"Baldrrr!"

No! I shake my head again, sinking lower to the ground in despair.

"Ah, it's okay, Baldor, I'm sure we'll find your real name."

"OH MY GOD!" I scream finally, jumping up and down in victory. She said my name on accident! "You finally said my name!!!"

"Whoa, you sound like a girl."

"Shut up." I hug her, "Thank you, Navi!" I hear no response from the little creature, and I let go of her. I think I smashed her a bit.

It's okay, everyone! Navi was fine in the end! And Link skipped around Hyrule gaily, singing in his squeaky and hoarse voice, bringing down Ganondorf one musical note at a time. :)