Hey everyone. Sorry for the delay but here's Warlord Xana's fight part 1. Enjoy

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Warlord Xana ran at super speeds towards Springfield. One of the Zodiac signals was coming from there and he could not allow the Simpsons for reasons only known to Warlord

Warlord made it to Evergreen Terrace and ran straight to the Simpsons house. He was surprised that all the houses were intact, but perhaps the Darkside was inside the house

Warlord threw the Simpson door open and ran in 'HOMER! BART! WHERE ARE YOU?! ARE YOU HURT?!' Warlord shouted but he was shocked to see that the Simpsons were sitting in the lounge watching T.V.

'Warlord? What're you doing here?' Bart asked

'Yea if you were gonna come you could've at least came during the commercials. I've just missed ten seconds of Scrubs thanks to you!' Homer grumbled

'Wait, You're all okay? You mean you haven't been attacked by a guy wearing an animal mask?'

'Are you on drugs? No we weren't' Homer told him

'Well you were attacked by that clown at the circus yesterday Homey but other than that no' Marge explained

'Oh good' Warlord sighed with relief 'It's good to know you guys are safe. Now Homer I need to talk to you about…' Warlord stopped talking when he heard noise which sounded like something huge was heading straight at them

'What's that noise' Lisa said out loud

'KYODAI SENTOU!!' a voice could be heard outside shouting

'Shit' Warlord whispered. All was quiet for a second until

SMASH

In one swoop a gigantic object thrown straight at them threw the Simpson house sideways. Warlord, in all the chaos, noticed that the huge object resembled a fist, but it was like it had been inflated

The Simpson house landed hard onto the ground. As the now destroyed house settles it the Simpson family groggily got out of the wreckage, as did Warlord

'Is everyone okay?' Warlord called out

'Yea, but don't expect anymore kids Marge' Homer groaned

Warlord looked over to where the huge object had been thrown and saw what he had half expected

Standing at the end of the street was a Darkside wearing a Pig mask and a pink cloak. His right arm was stretch out like he had just used it

The Darkside huffed 'Damn, and I'd hoped to kill you all in one shot. Man having to fight is such a bore'

'You'll pay for attacking my friends Darkside. I'm taking you out!' Warlord growled as he unsheathed his katana

'Talk about holding a grudge. Why do you care so much about these losers' the pig Darkside asked

'It's because he's an Author Fighter. It his job to protect the innocent and fight for justice. Right Warlord?' Lisa asked

'That's one reason, but I have another reason' Warlord said as he turned to Homer 'Homer Simpson, I hope you haven't forgotten the money you owe me from that bet'

'What bet?' the Darkside asked

'I told Homer water conducted electricity, but Homer said it didn't. So we had a bet to see who was right. All we needed was a bath filled with water and I proved myself right' Warlord explained

'Is THAT why Homer got third degree burns a month ago?' Marge growled accusingly at Homer who squeaked

'Err so Warlord how much do I owe you?' Homer asked

'50 bucks'

'50 bucks!!' Homer then looked and whispered at the pig Darkside 'Hey Darkside, I'll pay you twenty dollars to knock this guy out while I escape'

'Homer!' Marge yelled making Homer yelp

'Sorry my bald friend, but I only serve the almighty god Drake Ebon Darkstar. I may be the laziest Zodiac but I know not to go against master. I am Buta the pig Darkside!!' Buta boasted

'You're dead Darkside' Warlord said bitterly. Warlord then charged at super fast speeds gripping his katana

'I'LL SLICE YOU TO BITS!!' Warlord shouted as he swung his sword down on Buta's chest

'Inflate chest' Buta said plainly

In a split second the Darksides chest, where Warlord was aiming for, inflated like a balloon. When Warlord connected with it the sword did not pierce the skin and no matter how hard Warlord pushed down he couldn't pop it

'Fool. Inflate right arm!' Buta ordered. Suddenly his right arm inflated till it was twice as big as Warlord

'KYODAI SENTOU!' Buta shouted as he swung his large arm and smashed all of Warlords body. Warlord was sent flying into the nearby house and smashed straight through it

'Warlord!' Bart shrieked as he ran to the newly crumbled house

'Deflate' Buta said. The inflated body parts started shrinking until they were back to their ordinary size

Bart jumped over the wreckage and found Warlord lying in a heap of rubble. He was bleeding from the mouth and face, his nose looked broke and he was bruised all over. Just from one punch!

'Warlord are you o.k? How many fingers am I holding?' Bart said as he showed four fingers

'50' Warlord groaned as he slowly got up from the rubble. He wiped the blood from his mouth and rubbed his broken nose

'Damn that's a weird power you've got. What did you just do?' Warlord asked

Buta huffed and raised his right arm. On his arm were several holes covered it

'There are holes like these all over my body. When I want to inflate a body part I make the holes suck up air. In a way my whole body is like a balloon' Buta explained

'Then I'll pop you Darkside. No matter how big you make yourself' Warlord then charged at Buta about to attack

'You're a slow learner aren't you. Inflate both arms!' Buta's arms then inflated to giant size and when close enough Buta lifted both arms and slammed down straight on top of Warlord

'And now that little bugs crushed. I can head back home and sleep' Warlord sighed happily. Warlord however suddenly faded through Buta large fists and sliced Buta in the chest, leaving a large scar right across his chest

'What the fuck?!' Buta groaned falling back from the pain. Warlord stood over him triumphantly

'I can fade through objects. That'll teach you for hurting my friends. Especially the guy who owes me money!' Warlord told him

'It's not over bastard. Inflate leg!' Buta screamed as his left leg inflated. He kicked straight at Warlord who jumped into the air

'That was close' Warlord panted. Buta then swung his leg forward at Warlord who dodged it with super speed

'Stop moving! How am I supposed to catch you if you you're so fast?!' Buta said as he swung his large fists at Warlord who dodged it again

Buta attacked Warlord with his inflated body parts but he couldn't even close to touching him

'Stop, dodging, you're, really, PISSING, ME, OFF!!' Buta shouted annoyed

'Man that Darksides getting pissed. It's looks like he's about to explode' Bart noted

'Well he's bound to be annoyed. He's fighting his opposite' Lisa said

'And what the hell's that supposed to mean?' Bart asked

'Think about it Bart. Warlord is fast and moves around a lot, but Buta's slow and hardly moves from his spot. They're opposites'

'FUCKING DIE!!' Bhuta shouted as he sent both arms at Warlord who dodged and this time reappeared behind Buta

'Time to roast this hog. ELECTRIC SHOCK!!' Warlord shouted as he fired bolts of electricity straight at Buta. Buta, who's fist were still inflated could not dodge and experienced the full force of the shock. He scream in pain as his whole body rived in pain until he collapsed onto the ground

Warlord stopped his attack and sighed deeply. His body worn form the pain and the fatigue. He turned to the Simpson's and walked to them

'Well he's done for Homer. Now you and I have certain things to attend to' Warlord said

'Ooh…' Homer whined taking out his wallet. He stopped however when he saw that behind Warlord Buta slowly got back up. His body smoking but he still stood

'Ha ha he's still alive. Not getting your money till he's gone' Homer mocked running away

'Oh come on' Warlord whined. He grabbed his sword and charged at Buta

Buta however huffed and grabbed his mask 'Damn…I'd hoped to not do this. I hate having to work extra hard. You're gonna suffer for this author loser!' Buta proclaimed as he ripped off his mask

In a sudden Buta's whole body inflated. He slowly got bigger and bigger. Warlord stopped his charge and looked straight up

Buta's physical appearance changed. He now had pinkish skin and a pig snout for a nose. His chest was round and he had pig ears, but that wasn't the scariest thing about his transformation

He was now the size of a skyscraper…..

'Ha ha ha what're you gonna do now author. With one punch I can crush this whole city. You are gonna feel master Drakes wrath at my hands!!' Buta said which nearly made an earthquake itself. He then lifted his leg and sent it down straight towards Warlord

'Oh…crap…'

Oh dear. Now Warlord must contend with a giant Darkside. Will he succeed? Find out next chapter

Kyodai Sentou- Gigantic Punch