chapter 2 family time

The crowd went silent as Alvin talked to his fiancé.

After close to five minutes she left. Alvin walked up to the mic and took a deep breath.

"Ok sorry for that, family troubles."

"Speaking of family, how many of you out there have that one person in your family, that you wish wasn't a part of your family?"

Several people raised their hands.

"Ok good, you should know where I'm coming from then."

"Well to let you all know my brother Simon, decided that it would be a great idea to try and make some sort of love detector thingy, majigger.

The audience chuckled

"He got it done and decided to try it out on my fiancé, and guess what happened,"

Before he could say another word.

"GGGAAAHHHH! COME ON I NEED THOSE!"

The audience burst out laughing

"Yuup He got kicked in the nuts, and by the sounds of it he got it twice."

Alvin cringed and the audience laughed

Brittany came storming onto the stage

"Your brother just got a lesson in reproductive system!"

Alvin cringes as the audience laughed

"He learned that if you hit a man, or in this case a chipmunk in the nuts enough times he will eventually not be able to have any kids."

Alvin rose an eyebrow at this and the audience chuckled

"And how is this possible, if I may ask?"

Brittany smilled and pointed her thumb towards the back stage area

"Because he just caughed up his nuts!"

The audience lost it and laughed extremely hard

Alvin couldn't hold his laughter either. He started to cry he was laughing so hard

"That's my girl, she dosen't take any shit from anybody!"

Simon came stumbling onto the stage

"N...now listen h...h...here," he gasped for air holding his crotch

"That wasn't very nice, I was trying to get Jeanette with it, not you!"

Jeanette comes running out onto the stage after Simon

" AAAHHH! Help me!"

The audience cracked up laughing as Simon ran from Jeanette

Alvin looked at Brittany, then back to the audience

"Well, he gone!"

there you have it chapter 2 I know it's short but that's the point the chapters will be like a real comedy show certain subjects will be different lengths please review and tell me what you thought of it and if you please check out my story THE PROTOTYPE

It is pretty good and tell me what you think of it as well thank you

Here is a little side thing for ya

Roses are red Simon's balls are blue treat your girl right or it could be you