"Ok before I go on. I need to tell you guys something. I found out that my fiance, Brittany Miller is expecting our first litter."
The crowd claps and whistles for him
"Thank you guys. But the one thing I'm not happy about,"
Alvin takes a drink out of his water bottle
"Is the fact that I'm going to be living in hell for the next month."
"I can hear it now."
Alvin get me this, Alvin get me that, Alvin rub my feet, Alvin rub my back, Alvin- somewhere from the back stage area. ALVIN SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The crowd snickered.
"It's already begun!"
The audience roared with laughter. Alvin took another drink from his water bottle.
Alvin walks back over to the stool and hops up onto the top of it and sits down.
I want to be serious for a minute,
The crowd listen intently
My adoptive father Dave Seville, he has been diagnosed with cancer.
The audience awws together
Yea, and me and my brothers are doing whatever it takes to help him get the best treatment money can buy. I would really appreciate it if before you leave here tonight. That you would kindly donate any amount of money for the cancer research institute.
The audience claps their hands as Alvin stands back up on the stool.
On a lighter note! My brother Simon is expecting a litter of his own! He finally got the "job" done! Way to go bro!
The audience explodes with laughter as Simon runs onto the stage. Alvin puts his paws up in defense.
Damn it Alvin! Why can't you keep your fucking mouth shut!
Hey Hey Hey! Come on SI it was bound to get out sooner or later
Simon drew his paw back to punch his dimwitted brother in the face when...
SSSSSSIIIIIMMMMOOOONNNNNN!
Alvin cringed at hearing his brothers name instead of his being yelled.
Simon I think Dave is calling you, better get a move on before he sends Brittany to come and get you!
Simon tucks tail and runs back stage. Alvin just stands there and shakes his head.
Alvin looks back out to the audience
Well at least it wasn't me getting yelled at this time hahaha!
Brittany comes out onto the stage and grabs Alvin by the scruff of his neck, The audience snickers at this
Oh...Hey Britt, uh what's up?
Brittany glares at him and Alvin closes his mouth and looks down
Oh there's a lot up sweetheart! Why did you tell Theodore that if he and Eleanore kiss he'll get the munk virus?!
Alvin's eyes went wide and he snickered
Um...folks if you'd just give me a couple of minutes I have to endure a severe case of Brittany beat down
The audience busted out laughing as Brittany drug Alvin into the backstage area.