A/N: To who asked, I think this is a Niley story, yet not…I mean, Nick and Miley's relationship obviously has a significant role in the story, but the Clique girls do, too. And Miley's secret. I guess it's a Nilessiciastenairlanannsecrety. Yeah. That's it.
MASSIE'S ROOM
Massie slammed her fist down on her desk. "This is a super important emergency meeting, girls," she told her committee. "Miley's a huge celebrity! What do we do? Should we take her in under our wing and get her to expose her secret so the entire school knows that we're friends with a celebrity? That would totally add to our stock. Or should we forget about popularity and go for riches and fame? With that picture Alicia took of Miley (the one with her holding her wig and staring at Nick), we could get anything we wanted from her! Money, time on stage, a recording contract, a modeling gig, or whatever we want! The first one's much nicer, but that's not exactly 'the way we roll.'" Massie added air quotes around the last four words, which were borrowed from a Jonas Brothers' song.
Alicia raised her hand importantly. "I object," she argued, using her father's court vocabulary. "We're plenty nice. Just when we have to be and to the right people." Massie considered Alicia's true statement and shrugged. "Anyways," continued Alicia, "I think we should do both at the same time. We can get her alone and try to coax her into exposing her secret. We'll say 'We already know you're Annahay Ontanamay,' so she knows what she's up against. If she doesn't cooperate, we'll go to bad cop and tell her that we'll expose her precious secret if she doesn't give us what we want."
Dylan bit into a Zone bar and nodded eagerly. "Great idea, Alicia! That way, we're being just the right amount of mean! I love it." The nicer girls of the group (the blondes) stayed out of the conversation. Massie noticed this and mentioned it. Claire cleared her throat ("Ahem") and said, "Well, I don't really approve of what we're doing, since I know what it's like to be on the other side of the operation, and I really don't want to bestow that upon anyone, not even somebody who can benefit me completely. And this way, I can honestly say I had nothing to do with it." Massie was shocked; Claire had gained so much confidence and self-esteem since she started hanging out with the Pretty Committee. She had watched her little pupil evolve into total PC material—if only her heart wasn't so forgiving and kind.
"Let's put it to vote," Massie called, already predicting the outcome. "Who wants to try Alicia's idea?" Three hands shot in the air. Kristen's wavered slightly before coming back down. Massie put her hand up then. "Hands down. Who votes we pretend this never happened and let Miley go on with this humongous secret?" Two hands shot up. "Alright, we're going to try Alicia's idea. And anyone who backs out, rats us out, or interacts with Miley without permission will face eternal expulsion from the Pretty Committee," Massie said darkly. All four other girls gasped.
"Let's do it, girls!"
A/N: Sorry for the lack of length.