Here he is! The man, the myth, the maniac, Agent Simmons! Enjoy!
"So, LadiesMan217," the man in the suit said to Sam. He was sitting in front of the three humans in the van, watching Sam closely. There was another suited man in the car, driving. "That is your eBay username, right?" Mikaela and Alise looked pointedly at him.
"Yeah, but, you know," Sam said, trying to avert their looks, "it was a typo and I ran with it."
The man just nodded his head at him, as in Yeah, right. "What do you make of this?" he said, and he held out his cell phone and pushed a button. A voice came out.
"My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? And my..." He pushed the button again, and the voice stopped. He put the phone back in his pocket.
"Is that you?" he asked, smirking.
"Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan," Mikaela said, with a sigh, glaring at Sam.
"Last night at the station," he continued, "you told the officer your car transformed. Enlighten me."
Sam laughed uncomfortably. "Well, here's what I said, okay? 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen..."
"Really?"
"...from me, from my home, but it's fine now because it's back! It came back!"
"Well, not by itself," Mikaela decided to add.
"Well, no."
"Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy!"
Everybody, including the man, started to laugh awkwardly. It made Alise's skin crawl. The man suddenly stopped.
"So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?" he asked bluntly. The rest of the humans stopped.
"Oh, you mean, like a Martian?" Sam said. "Like what, E. T? No."
"It's an urban legend," Mikaela added.
"Yeah."
The man sighed and reached into his pocket once more. He pulled something out and waved it at the three.
"You see this?" he said to them. "This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want-and-get-away-with-it badge."
"Right," Mikaela scoffed at him.
"I'm gonna lock you up forever," he continued, but Mikaela had had enough.
"Oh, God. You know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall."
He turned his head at her and glared.
"You, in the training bra, do not test me," he said, pointing a finger at her. "Especially with your daddy's parole coming up."
"What?" Sam said, turning to Mikaela. "Parole?" Alise looked at her also, but didn't say anything.
"It's nothing," Mikaela said, looking at the car floor.
"Oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?" the man said, smirking once more.
"You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix?" Mikaela said, looking at Sam. "Well, they... They weren't always his."
"You stole cars?" Sam asked her, shocked.
"Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter, so sometimes he had to take me along."
"She's got her own juvie record to prove it!" the man added. "She's a criminal. Criminals are hot!"
Alise looked at the man and saw him look at Mikaela with a speck of lust in his eyes. Alise flared up.
"Leave her alone you prick!" she yelled at the man. He turned his attention towards her.
"So she speaks," he said to her rudely. Then he looked pointedly at her, as if he was examining her. "Have we met? You look familiar."
"God I hope not," Alise said to him, just as curtly as he had to her. He didn't respond right away, but he just continued to look strangely at her. All of a sudden, his eyes lit up and he smirked.
"I know who you are," he said wickedly. "You're that Brown girl from Arizona. What's your name, umm, Alice, Lisa, Lucy-"
"Alise," she growled at him. He laughed.
"Well it looks like I've hit the jackpot tonight!" He looked like a kid on Christmas morning. "Apparently there's a very worried young man out near Phoenix who's been calling the FBI a couple times every hour. Says you were taken by a giant mechanical man. Of course he was yelling in very rapid Spanish, so at least that's what the interpreter got out of it. 'Un hombre mecánico,' they said he kept repeating." He smirked at her again.
Sam and Mikaela looked at Alise with a mixture of worried and confused expressions on their faces. Alise didn't look at them, but continued to look the man head on. "But you look just fine to me. I think he'd be kinda disappointed to hear that you ran off with a robot. Poor kid." He chuckled for a moment to himself. "However, I hear you're very talented with languages. Tell me, hon. How many dirty words can you say in Spanish?" He winked at her, and Alise's anger turned to fury. She grinned at him.
"Twenty-four, culo," she told him, smiling, emphasizing the word. He frowned at her.
"Watch your mouth, chick. From what I hear, he's not the only one who saw you get taken. Apparently there's also some very angry townsfolk who are wondering why you stopped them from shooting your little house guest down." Alise's face dropped. "Keep your mouth shut or I'll throw to the dogs."
"Hey! Back off!" Mikaela yelled at him. He turned back to her.
"You too, Victoria's Secret. It'd be a real shame if your daddy had to rot in jail the rest of his natural life." Suddenly, Alise heard a rapid beeping from behind the man. She looked and saw the monitor that was used on them earlier flashing, the little arrow in the middle of the screen jumping. Oh, you're about to have your ass handed to you, Alise thought happily to herself. The man, however, didn't seem to notice and he turned to face all three of them. "It is time to talk!"
Just as he said that, the van slammed into something large and heavy. Alise looked up and saw that it was a red and blue leg. She smiled wickedly. Suddenly two hands started to crush the roof of the vehicle and the sound of screeching metal was heard as it started to tear off. The suited man started to yell directions at the driver, but it was no use. The roof had torn off, making the rest of the car fall to the ground roughly. The three smiled brightly and one another and then Sam leaned forward in the car. They looked up to see Optimus standing over them, the roof still in his hands which he quickly tossed to the side.
"You A-holes are in trouble now," Sam said to the two suited men. "Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime."
"Taking the children was a bad move," Optimus boomed over them. "Autobots, relieve them of their weapons." Alise looked behind them and the rest of the Autobots come into view. See looked and saw Bee at the far left. His head was wildly searching the small group of humans, but he saw her, his whole body relaxed and he smiled. She smiled back and was about to wave to him before she remembered she was still handcuffed.
The suited man tried to protest, but Jazz went, "Give me those!" and the weapons left the humans and flew to his hand.
The man looked up at Optimus and stared. "Hi, there," he said.
"You don't seem afraid," Optimus noticed. "Are you not surprised to see us?"
"Look, there are certain rules I have to abide by," he said back, still seeming relatively calm. "I'm not authorized to communicate with you except... to say I can't communicate with you."
"Get out of the car."
"Right. Uh, me? You want me to...? "
"Now!" Optimus's voice made the suited man jump and he did what he said.
"All right, all right," he said. He continued to mumble as he got out and the driver did also. The three also got out of the back, stepping over the doors, still handcuffed. Alise watched as Mikaela unlocked herself from hers and helped Sam with his as he started to say something to her. Alise didn't listen, and she walked straight to Bee. He quickly met her halfway, followed by Ironhide and Rachet. She smiled up at him, her hands still behind her back.
"Hey," she said simply. He bent down to her eye level and took one of his fingers and placed it gently under her chin.
"'Are you (static) alright?'" he worriedly asked her, looking over her for possible injuries.
She chuckled. "I'm okay." He nodded once and smiled. Then he made a motion with his hand for her to turn around, and she did so. He placed his thumb and index finger in-between the chain of the cuffs and crushed it, making them fall off. Alise let them fall the ground and she turned back around and rubbed her wrists. "Thanks," she said, and she smiled up at him again. He chirped at her. Suddenly, she heard the suited man yelling once more and she turned around. Sam was standing in front of him.
"I am not at liberty to discuss it," the man was saying, and Sam rolled his eyes.
"No?" Sam asked, and then he went into the man's pocket.
"Hey. You touch me, that's a federal offense," the man said. Bee, Alise, Ironhide, and Rachet walked over.
Sam pulled his badge out of his pocket. "Do-whatever-you-want-and-get-away-with-it badge, right?" Sam looked at the badge. "Agent Simmons is it?"
The man, Agent Simmons, grumbled. "Brave now all of a sudden, with his big alien friend standing over there."
"Where is Sector Seven?" Sam demanded.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Suddenly something hit Simmons in the back of the head and a trail of liquid started to leak all over him. "Hey!"
Alise looked up. It was coming from Bee.
"Bee!" she squealed, grossed out, but amused. She placed a hand over her mouth to keep quiet.
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!" Optimus said sternly.
"Get that thing to stop, huh?" Simmons demanded, and Bee did.
Mikaela stepped forward. "All right, tough guy, take it off."
"What are you talking about?" Simmons said pointedly at her.
"Your clothes, all of it, off," she responded with a wicked smile.
"For what?"
"For threatening my dad." Alise then watched as Simmons started to strip down, revealing an undershirt that had a S-7 on the front and Hawaiian boxers. Simmons and the driver then started to tell Mikaela that this was the beginning of the end for her, as she handcuffed them to a pole. Alise found this hysterical, but the more he threatened Mikaela, the more an anger built up in Alise. She wasn't normally a violent person, but this man brought out a fury in her. Who the hell does he think he is? she asked herself. So when they were done talking (or more so threatening), Alise slowly walked up to Simmons. He looked at her pointedly.
"And what do you want, princess?" he asked sarcastically. Alise shrugged, and then lifted her fist into the air, and right into his face. Alise heard a gasp from Mikaela behind her and a surprised chirp from Bee. Simmons let out a pained gasp and yelled, "WHAT THE HEL-"
"Thatwas from threatening my friends." Then she took her foot and with a swift kick, she delivered a painful blow to the back of his leg. He let out another breath of pain and he started to cuss.
"And that was for threatening me." Alise walked away from the man and faced her friends, who were all smirking at her, not minding her little outburst. Ironhide was actually laughing.
"I like this femme!" he was saying, and he patted Bee on the back, who smiled down at her. They then heard sirens in the distance.
"Optimus! Incoming!"
Optimus nodded his head. "Roll out," he said. Optimus stayed in his bipedal form and started to run with Sam and Mikaela in his hand, and the rest of them turned into their vehicle forms, Bee with Alise. They dispersed.
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~Mel