Hi this is Angie, Turtle is in the hospital, due to

a car crash but she should be fine.

Anyways, Turtle won't be able to update for maybe a couple months, at most.

Sorry.

And I'm not in love with my bathtub. Really.

Also, Arty is in an anger management class. She killed someone with a bazooka because she lost to

Turtle in a Pokemon battle. Yes, Artemis is a real person in a way, she is Turtle's sadistic and darker side.

Bye.

Next chapter:

EVERYONE IN THE UNDERWORLD IS GAY!

(So true)